CantaffordgasHad priorengagementsGetting firedbefore landedthe job byhitting on aWorkforcemanagerParentteacherconf.Got a flattire on thefreewayDidn't knowthey weresuppose toworkThoughtit was aHolidayProbationcourtdateItsraining orsnowingDon't feellike doingmanuallaborHiding ina box toavoidworkingGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantThrowingup bloodForgotaboutDr apptGot hitby myown carKid isinhospitalNot doingany in-personinterviews"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionSleptthroughtheiralarmBeing toscared towork in afactoryPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianMissedthe busBabysitterno-showedSickCantaffordgasHad priorengagementsGetting firedbefore landedthe job byhitting on aWorkforcemanagerParentteacherconf.Got a flattire on thefreewayDidn't knowthey weresuppose toworkThoughtit was aHolidayProbationcourtdateItsraining orsnowingDon't feellike doingmanuallaborHiding ina box toavoidworkingGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantThrowingup bloodForgotaboutDr apptGot hitby myown carKid isinhospitalNot doingany in-personinterviews"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionSleptthroughtheiralarmBeing toscared towork in afactoryPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianMissedthe busBabysitterno-showedSick

Candidate Bullshit Excuses Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Cant afford gas
  2. Had prior engagements
  3. Getting fired before landed the job by hitting on a Workforce manager
  4. Parent teacher conf.
  5. Got a flat tire on the freeway
  6. Didn't know they were suppose to work
  7. Thought it was a Holiday
  8. Probation court date
  9. Its raining or snowing
  10. Don't feel like doing manual labor
  11. Hiding in a box to avoid working
  12. Got pulled over and got arrested for having a warrant
  13. Throwing up blood
  14. Forgot about Dr appt
  15. Got hit by my own car
  16. Kid is in hospital
  17. Not doing any in-person interviews
  18. "People in they mouth" AKA was looking in their general direction
  19. Slept through their alarm
  20. Being to scared to work in a factory
  21. Punched her because I thought she was a lesbian
  22. Missed the bus
  23. Babysitter no-showed
  24. Sick