CantaffordgasBabysitterno-showedGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantGot hitby myown carPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianDidn't knowthey weresuppose toworkMissedthe busGetting firedbefore landedthe job byhitting on aWorkforcemanagerHad priorengagementsForgotaboutDr apptDon't feellike doingmanuallaborSleptthroughtheiralarm"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionNot doingany in-personinterviewsParentteacherconf.Got a flattire on thefreewayThoughtit was aHolidayHiding ina box toavoidworkingItsraining orsnowingThrowingup bloodBeing toscared towork in afactorySickProbationcourtdateKid isinhospitalCantaffordgasBabysitterno-showedGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantGot hitby myown carPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianDidn't knowthey weresuppose toworkMissedthe busGetting firedbefore landedthe job byhitting on aWorkforcemanagerHad priorengagementsForgotaboutDr apptDon't feellike doingmanuallaborSleptthroughtheiralarm"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionNot doingany in-personinterviewsParentteacherconf.Got a flattire on thefreewayThoughtit was aHolidayHiding ina box toavoidworkingItsraining orsnowingThrowingup bloodBeing toscared towork in afactorySickProbationcourtdateKid isinhospital

Candidate Bullshit Excuses Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Cant afford gas
  2. Babysitter no-showed
  3. Got pulled over and got arrested for having a warrant
  4. Got hit by my own car
  5. Punched her because I thought she was a lesbian
  6. Didn't know they were suppose to work
  7. Missed the bus
  8. Getting fired before landed the job by hitting on a Workforce manager
  9. Had prior engagements
  10. Forgot about Dr appt
  11. Don't feel like doing manual labor
  12. Slept through their alarm
  13. "People in they mouth" AKA was looking in their general direction
  14. Not doing any in-person interviews
  15. Parent teacher conf.
  16. Got a flat tire on the freeway
  17. Thought it was a Holiday
  18. Hiding in a box to avoid working
  19. Its raining or snowing
  20. Throwing up blood
  21. Being to scared to work in a factory
  22. Sick
  23. Probation court date
  24. Kid is in hospital