Parentteacherconf.SickThoughtit was aHolidayGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantGot hitby myown carGot a flattire on thefreewayDon't feellike doingmanuallaborHad priorengagementsPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianThrowingup blood"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionBeing toscared towork in afactoryForgotaboutDr apptCantaffordgasMissedthe busBabysitterno-showedKid isinhospitalProbationcourtdateNot doingany in-personinterviewsSleptthroughtheiralarmHiding ina box toavoidworkingItsraining orsnowingGetting firedbefore landedthe job byhitting on aWorkforcemanagerDidn't knowthey weresuppose toworkParentteacherconf.SickThoughtit was aHolidayGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantGot hitby myown carGot a flattire on thefreewayDon't feellike doingmanuallaborHad priorengagementsPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianThrowingup blood"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionBeing toscared towork in afactoryForgotaboutDr apptCantaffordgasMissedthe busBabysitterno-showedKid isinhospitalProbationcourtdateNot doingany in-personinterviewsSleptthroughtheiralarmHiding ina box toavoidworkingItsraining orsnowingGetting firedbefore landedthe job byhitting on aWorkforcemanagerDidn't knowthey weresuppose towork

Candidate Bullshit Excuses Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Parent teacher conf.
  2. Sick
  3. Thought it was a Holiday
  4. Got pulled over and got arrested for having a warrant
  5. Got hit by my own car
  6. Got a flat tire on the freeway
  7. Don't feel like doing manual labor
  8. Had prior engagements
  9. Punched her because I thought she was a lesbian
  10. Throwing up blood
  11. "People in they mouth" AKA was looking in their general direction
  12. Being to scared to work in a factory
  13. Forgot about Dr appt
  14. Cant afford gas
  15. Missed the bus
  16. Babysitter no-showed
  17. Kid is in hospital
  18. Probation court date
  19. Not doing any in-person interviews
  20. Slept through their alarm
  21. Hiding in a box to avoid working
  22. Its raining or snowing
  23. Getting fired before landed the job by hitting on a Workforce manager
  24. Didn't know they were suppose to work