Parentteacherconf.Babysitterno-showedKid isinhospitalProbationcourtdateBeing toscared towork in afactorySickGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantGetting firedbefore landedthe job byhitting on aWorkforcemanagerHad priorengagementsGot a flattire on thefreewayGot hitby myown carThrowingup bloodMissedthe busItsraining orsnowingForgotaboutDr apptDidn't knowthey weresuppose toworkCantaffordgasSleptthroughtheiralarmNot doingany in-personinterviewsDon't feellike doingmanuallaborHiding ina box toavoidworking"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianThoughtit was aHolidayParentteacherconf.Babysitterno-showedKid isinhospitalProbationcourtdateBeing toscared towork in afactorySickGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantGetting firedbefore landedthe job byhitting on aWorkforcemanagerHad priorengagementsGot a flattire on thefreewayGot hitby myown carThrowingup bloodMissedthe busItsraining orsnowingForgotaboutDr apptDidn't knowthey weresuppose toworkCantaffordgasSleptthroughtheiralarmNot doingany in-personinterviewsDon't feellike doingmanuallaborHiding ina box toavoidworking"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianThoughtit was aHoliday

Candidate Bullshit Excuses Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Parent teacher conf.
  2. Babysitter no-showed
  3. Kid is in hospital
  4. Probation court date
  5. Being to scared to work in a factory
  6. Sick
  7. Got pulled over and got arrested for having a warrant
  8. Getting fired before landed the job by hitting on a Workforce manager
  9. Had prior engagements
  10. Got a flat tire on the freeway
  11. Got hit by my own car
  12. Throwing up blood
  13. Missed the bus
  14. Its raining or snowing
  15. Forgot about Dr appt
  16. Didn't know they were suppose to work
  17. Cant afford gas
  18. Slept through their alarm
  19. Not doing any in-person interviews
  20. Don't feel like doing manual labor
  21. Hiding in a box to avoid working
  22. "People in they mouth" AKA was looking in their general direction
  23. Punched her because I thought she was a lesbian
  24. Thought it was a Holiday