SleptthroughtheiralarmPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianHiding ina box toavoidworkingGetting firedbefore landedthe job byhitting on aWorkforcemanagerGot a flattire on thefreewayItsraining orsnowingNot doingany in-personinterviewsThoughtit was aHolidayProbationcourtdateDidn't knowthey weresuppose towork"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionForgotaboutDr apptBabysitterno-showedDon't feellike doingmanuallaborGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantGot hitby myown carHad priorengagementsParentteacherconf.Being toscared towork in afactoryCantaffordgasKid isinhospitalSickThrowingup bloodMissedthe busSleptthroughtheiralarmPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianHiding ina box toavoidworkingGetting firedbefore landedthe job byhitting on aWorkforcemanagerGot a flattire on thefreewayItsraining orsnowingNot doingany in-personinterviewsThoughtit was aHolidayProbationcourtdateDidn't knowthey weresuppose towork"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionForgotaboutDr apptBabysitterno-showedDon't feellike doingmanuallaborGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantGot hitby myown carHad priorengagementsParentteacherconf.Being toscared towork in afactoryCantaffordgasKid isinhospitalSickThrowingup bloodMissedthe bus

Candidate Bullshit Excuses Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Slept through their alarm
  2. Punched her because I thought she was a lesbian
  3. Hiding in a box to avoid working
  4. Getting fired before landed the job by hitting on a Workforce manager
  5. Got a flat tire on the freeway
  6. Its raining or snowing
  7. Not doing any in-person interviews
  8. Thought it was a Holiday
  9. Probation court date
  10. Didn't know they were suppose to work
  11. "People in they mouth" AKA was looking in their general direction
  12. Forgot about Dr appt
  13. Babysitter no-showed
  14. Don't feel like doing manual labor
  15. Got pulled over and got arrested for having a warrant
  16. Got hit by my own car
  17. Had prior engagements
  18. Parent teacher conf.
  19. Being to scared to work in a factory
  20. Cant afford gas
  21. Kid is in hospital
  22. Sick
  23. Throwing up blood
  24. Missed the bus