Babysitterno-showedHiding ina box toavoidworkingGot hitby myown carNot doingany in-personinterviewsProbationcourtdateDidn't knowthey weresuppose toworkForgotaboutDr apptSleptthroughtheiralarmGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantParentteacherconf.Punched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianGot a flattire on thefreewayThoughtit was aHolidayCantaffordgasMissedthe busKid isinhospitalItsraining orsnowingThrowingup bloodGetting firedbefore landedthe job byhitting on aWorkforcemanagerBeing toscared towork in afactory"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionSickHad priorengagementsDon't feellike doingmanuallaborBabysitterno-showedHiding ina box toavoidworkingGot hitby myown carNot doingany in-personinterviewsProbationcourtdateDidn't knowthey weresuppose toworkForgotaboutDr apptSleptthroughtheiralarmGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantParentteacherconf.Punched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianGot a flattire on thefreewayThoughtit was aHolidayCantaffordgasMissedthe busKid isinhospitalItsraining orsnowingThrowingup bloodGetting firedbefore landedthe job byhitting on aWorkforcemanagerBeing toscared towork in afactory"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionSickHad priorengagementsDon't feellike doingmanuallabor

Candidate Bullshit Excuses Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Babysitter no-showed
  2. Hiding in a box to avoid working
  3. Got hit by my own car
  4. Not doing any in-person interviews
  5. Probation court date
  6. Didn't know they were suppose to work
  7. Forgot about Dr appt
  8. Slept through their alarm
  9. Got pulled over and got arrested for having a warrant
  10. Parent teacher conf.
  11. Punched her because I thought she was a lesbian
  12. Got a flat tire on the freeway
  13. Thought it was a Holiday
  14. Cant afford gas
  15. Missed the bus
  16. Kid is in hospital
  17. Its raining or snowing
  18. Throwing up blood
  19. Getting fired before landed the job by hitting on a Workforce manager
  20. Being to scared to work in a factory
  21. "People in they mouth" AKA was looking in their general direction
  22. Sick
  23. Had prior engagements
  24. Don't feel like doing manual labor