Getting firedbefore landingthe job by hittingon a Workforcemanager"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionDon't feellike doingmanuallaborSickParentteacherconfHiding ina box toavoidworkingDidnt knowthey weresupposedto workMissedthe busBabysitterno-showedKids inhospitalCantaffordgasGot hitby theirown carThrowingup bloodSleptthroughalarmNot doingany in-personinterviewsProbationcourtdateForgotaboutDr apptGot flattire on thefreewayPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianKids inhospitalThoughtit was aholidayPriorengagementsBeing toscared towork in afactoryGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantGetting firedbefore landingthe job by hittingon a Workforcemanager"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionDon't feellike doingmanuallaborSickParentteacherconfHiding ina box toavoidworkingDidnt knowthey weresupposedto workMissedthe busBabysitterno-showedKids inhospitalCantaffordgasGot hitby theirown carThrowingup bloodSleptthroughalarmNot doingany in-personinterviewsProbationcourtdateForgotaboutDr apptGot flattire on thefreewayPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianKids inhospitalThoughtit was aholidayPriorengagementsBeing toscared towork in afactoryGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrant

Candidate Bullshit Excuses Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-Getting fired before landing the job by hitting on a Workforce manager
  2. G-"People in they mouth" AKA was looking in their general direction
  3. G-Don't feel like doing manual labor
  4. G-Sick
  5. I-Parent teacher conf
  6. O-Hiding in a box to avoid working
  7. N-Didnt know they were supposed to work
  8. I-Missed the bus
  9. O-Babysitter no-showed
  10. B-Kids in hospital
  11. O-Cant afford gas
  12. N-Got hit by their own car
  13. N-Throwing up blood
  14. B-Slept through alarm
  15. G-Not doing any in-person interviews
  16. B-Probation court date
  17. O-Forgot about Dr appt
  18. I-Got flat tire on the freeway
  19. I-Punched her because I thought she was a lesbian
  20. O-Kids in hospital
  21. G-Thought it was a holiday
  22. B-Prior engagements
  23. N-Being to scared to work in a factory
  24. B-Got pulled over and got arrested for having a warrant