Punched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianBabysitterno-showedGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrant"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionSickKids inhospitalNot doingany in-personinterviewsForgotaboutDr apptSleptthroughalarmDon't feellike doingmanuallaborDidnt knowthey weresupposedto workGot flattire on thefreewayCantaffordgasGot hitby theirown carMissedthe busGetting firedbefore landingthe job by hittingon a WorkforcemanagerProbationcourtdatePriorengagementsThoughtit was aholidayBeing toscared towork in afactoryParentteacherconfThrowingup bloodKids inhospitalHiding ina box toavoidworkingPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianBabysitterno-showedGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrant"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionSickKids inhospitalNot doingany in-personinterviewsForgotaboutDr apptSleptthroughalarmDon't feellike doingmanuallaborDidnt knowthey weresupposedto workGot flattire on thefreewayCantaffordgasGot hitby theirown carMissedthe busGetting firedbefore landingthe job by hittingon a WorkforcemanagerProbationcourtdatePriorengagementsThoughtit was aholidayBeing toscared towork in afactoryParentteacherconfThrowingup bloodKids inhospitalHiding ina box toavoidworking

Candidate Bullshit Excuses Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-Punched her because I thought she was a lesbian
  2. O-Babysitter no-showed
  3. B-Got pulled over and got arrested for having a warrant
  4. G-"People in they mouth" AKA was looking in their general direction
  5. G-Sick
  6. O-Kids in hospital
  7. G-Not doing any in-person interviews
  8. O-Forgot about Dr appt
  9. B-Slept through alarm
  10. G-Don't feel like doing manual labor
  11. N-Didnt know they were supposed to work
  12. I-Got flat tire on the freeway
  13. O-Cant afford gas
  14. N-Got hit by their own car
  15. I-Missed the bus
  16. I-Getting fired before landing the job by hitting on a Workforce manager
  17. B-Probation court date
  18. B-Prior engagements
  19. G-Thought it was a holiday
  20. N-Being to scared to work in a factory
  21. I-Parent teacher conf
  22. N-Throwing up blood
  23. B-Kids in hospital
  24. O-Hiding in a box to avoid working