Got flattire on thefreewayPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianCantaffordgasMissedthe busGetting firedbefore landingthe job by hittingon a WorkforcemanagerProbationcourtdateHiding ina box toavoidworkingBabysitterno-showedForgotaboutDr appt"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionDidnt knowthey weresupposedto workGot hitby theirown carSickThoughtit was aholidayParentteacherconfBeing toscared towork in afactoryKids inhospitalKids inhospitalDon't feellike doingmanuallaborGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantSleptthroughalarmPriorengagementsThrowingup bloodNot doingany in-personinterviewsGot flattire on thefreewayPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianCantaffordgasMissedthe busGetting firedbefore landingthe job by hittingon a WorkforcemanagerProbationcourtdateHiding ina box toavoidworkingBabysitterno-showedForgotaboutDr appt"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionDidnt knowthey weresupposedto workGot hitby theirown carSickThoughtit was aholidayParentteacherconfBeing toscared towork in afactoryKids inhospitalKids inhospitalDon't feellike doingmanuallaborGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantSleptthroughalarmPriorengagementsThrowingup bloodNot doingany in-personinterviews

Candidate Bullshit Excuses Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I-Got flat tire on the freeway
  2. I-Punched her because I thought she was a lesbian
  3. O-Cant afford gas
  4. I-Missed the bus
  5. I-Getting fired before landing the job by hitting on a Workforce manager
  6. B-Probation court date
  7. O-Hiding in a box to avoid working
  8. O-Babysitter no-showed
  9. O-Forgot about Dr appt
  10. G-"People in they mouth" AKA was looking in their general direction
  11. N-Didnt know they were supposed to work
  12. N-Got hit by their own car
  13. G-Sick
  14. G-Thought it was a holiday
  15. I-Parent teacher conf
  16. N-Being to scared to work in a factory
  17. O-Kids in hospital
  18. B-Kids in hospital
  19. G-Don't feel like doing manual labor
  20. B-Got pulled over and got arrested for having a warrant
  21. B-Slept through alarm
  22. B-Prior engagements
  23. N-Throwing up blood
  24. G-Not doing any in-person interviews