Babysitterno-showedSleptthroughalarmForgotaboutDr apptCantaffordgasPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianPriorengagementsGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantGot flattire on thefreewayParentteacherconfHiding ina box toavoidworkingGetting firedbefore landingthe job by hittingon a WorkforcemanagerNot doingany in-personinterviewsBeing toscared towork in afactoryProbationcourtdateDidnt knowthey weresupposedto workGot hitby theirown carThrowingup bloodKids inhospital"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionSickDon't feellike doingmanuallaborKids inhospitalThoughtit was aholidayMissedthe busBabysitterno-showedSleptthroughalarmForgotaboutDr apptCantaffordgasPunched herbecause Ithought shewas alesbianPriorengagementsGot pulledover and gotarrested forhaving awarrantGot flattire on thefreewayParentteacherconfHiding ina box toavoidworkingGetting firedbefore landingthe job by hittingon a WorkforcemanagerNot doingany in-personinterviewsBeing toscared towork in afactoryProbationcourtdateDidnt knowthey weresupposedto workGot hitby theirown carThrowingup bloodKids inhospital"People in theymouth" AKAwas looking intheir generaldirectionSickDon't feellike doingmanuallaborKids inhospitalThoughtit was aholidayMissedthe bus

Candidate Bullshit Excuses Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Babysitter no-showed
  2. B-Slept through alarm
  3. O-Forgot about Dr appt
  4. O-Cant afford gas
  5. I-Punched her because I thought she was a lesbian
  6. B-Prior engagements
  7. B-Got pulled over and got arrested for having a warrant
  8. I-Got flat tire on the freeway
  9. I-Parent teacher conf
  10. O-Hiding in a box to avoid working
  11. I-Getting fired before landing the job by hitting on a Workforce manager
  12. G-Not doing any in-person interviews
  13. N-Being to scared to work in a factory
  14. B-Probation court date
  15. N-Didnt know they were supposed to work
  16. N-Got hit by their own car
  17. N-Throwing up blood
  18. B-Kids in hospital
  19. G-"People in they mouth" AKA was looking in their general direction
  20. G-Sick
  21. G-Don't feel like doing manual labor
  22. O-Kids in hospital
  23. G-Thought it was a holiday
  24. I-Missed the bus