(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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That thing we joke about all the time literally all the time? What if that suddenly triggered me, you monster how could you?
Sorry, I dont have the energy to listen to your problems right now
Constantly comparing you both: woe is me edition
You're my only friend who really "gets" me
If you stop talking to me I will kill myself
Sorry you're not feeling well :( but actually I'm doing so much worse than you so take care of me
If you wake me up, I will scream and kill myself. If I wake you up, idk maybe try sleeping with headphones or something?
All my previous friends and roommates are horribly abusive and the actual devil incarnate
Friendship is a one way street
"Hey, can I vent about something?"
I am a very independent spirit, but also can you drive me to appointments and cook all my meals?
"My art/business/political ideas are going to change the world one day!" Proceeds to do absolutely nothing with it.
Hey remember that time you told me something deeply personal? You idiot, lol
Hey lemme just terrorize your pet real quick
No not "your things" only "our things" and "my things"
Constantly comparing you both: ego stroking edition
You have a new hobby? No comrade, OUR new hobby
Only my problems are real, sorry
Sharing core beliefs? No actually, yours sound very stupid actually, you're stupid
Sorry I started screaming and hurting myself, you took too long in the shower and I thought you hated me now
Friendship is a one way street
Mind if I just steal your whole personality real quick?
If you hang out with people other than me, I will hurt myself
My taste in movies/books/music is the only correct opinion
I liked how you were also mentally ill so we could relate, but my mental illness is so much worse