All Hands Meeting - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Paraphrase the written corporate announcement
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3. Reference the "economic conditions" that "put them in this predicament"
4. No mention of Outsourcing jobs
5. Renew
6. "Our employees are a family"
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8. "I take responsibility"
9. Lead To Cash
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11. Company purchase announcement
12. "Please read the FAQ"
13. "Look forward to the future"
14. Synergy
15. CEO Resigns
16. "I know this is a lot to unpack"
17. "We will miss you"
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19. Waste everyone's time with a meeting that doesn't clarify anything
20. Open Door Policy "during these trying times"
21. Answer some questions, but only after vetting the ones that call them out for their bullshit
22. "nothing will change in the near future"
23. No mention of Thoma Bravo
24. "Your efforts will not be forgotten"