Answer somequestions, but onlyafter vetting theones that call themout for theirbullshitReference the"economicconditions" that"put them inthispredicament""I takeresponsibility"CEOResignsCompanypurchaseannouncement"nothingwill changein the nearfuture"Synergy"Ouremployeesare afamily""I knowthis is alot tounpack""Lookforward tothe future"Open DoorPolicy"during thesetrying times" "Pleaseread theFAQ"LeadToCash"We willmissyou"Nomentionof ThomaBravoRenewWasteeveryone's timewith a meetingthat doesn'tclarify anythingNo mentionofOutsourcingjobs"Yourefforts willnot beforgotten"Paraphrasethe writtencorporateannouncementAnswer somequestions, but onlyafter vetting theones that call themout for theirbullshitReference the"economicconditions" that"put them inthispredicament""I takeresponsibility"CEOResignsCompanypurchaseannouncement"nothingwill changein the nearfuture"Synergy"Ouremployeesare afamily""I knowthis is alot tounpack""Lookforward tothe future"Open DoorPolicy"during thesetrying times" "Pleaseread theFAQ"LeadToCash"We willmissyou"Nomentionof ThomaBravoRenewWasteeveryone's timewith a meetingthat doesn'tclarify anythingNo mentionofOutsourcingjobs"Yourefforts willnot beforgotten"Paraphrasethe writtencorporateannouncement

All Hands Meeting - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  2. Answer some questions, but only after vetting the ones that call them out for their bullshit
  3. Reference the "economic conditions" that "put them in this predicament"
  5. "I take responsibility"
  6. CEO Resigns
  7. Company purchase announcement
  8. "nothing will change in the near future"
  9. Synergy
  11. "Our employees are a family"
  12. "I know this is a lot to unpack"
  13. "Look forward to the future"
  14. Open Door Policy "during these trying times"
  15. "Please read the FAQ"
  16. Lead To Cash
  17. "We will miss you"
  18. No mention of Thoma Bravo
  19. Renew
  20. Waste everyone's time with a meeting that doesn't clarify anything
  22. No mention of Outsourcing jobs
  23. "Your efforts will not be forgotten"
  24. Paraphrase the written corporate announcement