All Hands Meeting - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. "I take responsibility"
2. "I know this is a lot to unpack"
3. "Our employees are a family"
4. Answer some questions, but only after vetting the ones that call them out for their bullshit
5. CEO Resigns
6. Synergy
7. 
8. "Look forward to the future"
9. No mention of Thoma Bravo
10. 
11. Company purchase announcement
12. No mention of Outsourcing jobs
13. Paraphrase the written corporate announcement
14. Renew
15. 
16. Waste everyone's time with a meeting that doesn't clarify anything
17. "Please read the FAQ"
18. Lead To Cash
19. Reference the "economic conditions" that "put them in this predicament"
20. Open Door Policy "during these trying times"
21. "Your efforts will not be forgotten"
22. "nothing will change in the near future"
23. "We will miss you"
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