RenewParaphrasethe writtencorporateannouncement"Lookforward tothe future"Answer somequestions, but onlyafter vetting theones that call themout for theirbullshitReference the"economicconditions" that"put them inthispredicament""nothingwill changein the nearfuture""Pleaseread theFAQ"Open DoorPolicy"during thesetrying times" Wasteeveryone's timewith a meetingthat doesn'tclarify anythingCompanypurchaseannouncement"Yourefforts willnot beforgotten""Ouremployeesare afamily"LeadToCash"I knowthis is alot tounpack"Nomentionof ThomaBravoCEOResignsNo mentionofOutsourcingjobs"We willmissyou""I takeresponsibility"SynergyRenewParaphrasethe writtencorporateannouncement"Lookforward tothe future"Answer somequestions, but onlyafter vetting theones that call themout for theirbullshitReference the"economicconditions" that"put them inthispredicament""nothingwill changein the nearfuture""Pleaseread theFAQ"Open DoorPolicy"during thesetrying times" Wasteeveryone's timewith a meetingthat doesn'tclarify anythingCompanypurchaseannouncement"Yourefforts willnot beforgotten""Ouremployeesare afamily"LeadToCash"I knowthis is alot tounpack"Nomentionof ThomaBravoCEOResignsNo mentionofOutsourcingjobs"We willmissyou""I takeresponsibility"Synergy

All Hands Meeting - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Renew
  4. Paraphrase the written corporate announcement
  6. "Look forward to the future"
  7. Answer some questions, but only after vetting the ones that call them out for their bullshit
  8. Reference the "economic conditions" that "put them in this predicament"
  9. "nothing will change in the near future"
  10. "Please read the FAQ"
  11. Open Door Policy "during these trying times"
  12. Waste everyone's time with a meeting that doesn't clarify anything
  14. Company purchase announcement
  15. "Your efforts will not be forgotten"
  16. "Our employees are a family"
  17. Lead To Cash
  18. "I know this is a lot to unpack"
  19. No mention of Thoma Bravo
  20. CEO Resigns
  21. No mention of Outsourcing jobs
  22. "We will miss you"
  23. "I take responsibility"
  24. Synergy