Wasteeveryone's timewith a meetingthat doesn'tclarify anythingNo mentionofOutsourcingjobs"nothingwill changein the nearfuture"Open DoorPolicy"during thesetrying times" Synergy"I knowthis is alot tounpack"CEOResignsAnswer somequestions, but onlyafter vetting theones that call themout for theirbullshitCompanypurchaseannouncementReference the"economicconditions" that"put them inthispredicament""Lookforward tothe future"Nomentionof ThomaBravo"Pleaseread theFAQ"Paraphrasethe writtencorporateannouncementRenew"Yourefforts willnot beforgotten""Ouremployeesare afamily""We willmissyou""I takeresponsibility"LeadToCashWasteeveryone's timewith a meetingthat doesn'tclarify anythingNo mentionofOutsourcingjobs"nothingwill changein the nearfuture"Open DoorPolicy"during thesetrying times" Synergy"I knowthis is alot tounpack"CEOResignsAnswer somequestions, but onlyafter vetting theones that call themout for theirbullshitCompanypurchaseannouncementReference the"economicconditions" that"put them inthispredicament""Lookforward tothe future"Nomentionof ThomaBravo"Pleaseread theFAQ"Paraphrasethe writtencorporateannouncementRenew"Yourefforts willnot beforgotten""Ouremployeesare afamily""We willmissyou""I takeresponsibility"LeadToCash

All Hands Meeting - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Waste everyone's time with a meeting that doesn't clarify anything
  2. No mention of Outsourcing jobs
  4. "nothing will change in the near future"
  6. Open Door Policy "during these trying times"
  7. Synergy
  8. "I know this is a lot to unpack"
  9. CEO Resigns
  10. Answer some questions, but only after vetting the ones that call them out for their bullshit
  11. Company purchase announcement
  12. Reference the "economic conditions" that "put them in this predicament"
  13. "Look forward to the future"
  14. No mention of Thoma Bravo
  15. "Please read the FAQ"
  16. Paraphrase the written corporate announcement
  17. Renew
  18. "Your efforts will not be forgotten"
  19. "Our employees are a family"
  21. "We will miss you"
  22. "I take responsibility"
  24. Lead To Cash