Nomentionof ThomaBravoAnswer somequestions, but onlyafter vetting theones that call themout for theirbullshit"Lookforward tothe future"Reference the"economicconditions" that"put them inthispredicament"Paraphrasethe writtencorporateannouncement"Ouremployeesare afamily""We willmissyou"Wasteeveryone's timewith a meetingthat doesn'tclarify anythingLeadToCash"I takeresponsibility""I knowthis is alot tounpack""nothingwill changein the nearfuture"No mentionofOutsourcingjobsSynergyRenewOpen DoorPolicy"during thesetrying times" "Pleaseread theFAQ"CEOResignsCompanypurchaseannouncement"Yourefforts willnot beforgotten"Nomentionof ThomaBravoAnswer somequestions, but onlyafter vetting theones that call themout for theirbullshit"Lookforward tothe future"Reference the"economicconditions" that"put them inthispredicament"Paraphrasethe writtencorporateannouncement"Ouremployeesare afamily""We willmissyou"Wasteeveryone's timewith a meetingthat doesn'tclarify anythingLeadToCash"I takeresponsibility""I knowthis is alot tounpack""nothingwill changein the nearfuture"No mentionofOutsourcingjobsSynergyRenewOpen DoorPolicy"during thesetrying times" "Pleaseread theFAQ"CEOResignsCompanypurchaseannouncement"Yourefforts willnot beforgotten"

All Hands Meeting - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  2. No mention of Thoma Bravo
  3. Answer some questions, but only after vetting the ones that call them out for their bullshit
  4. "Look forward to the future"
  5. Reference the "economic conditions" that "put them in this predicament"
  6. Paraphrase the written corporate announcement
  7. "Our employees are a family"
  8. "We will miss you"
  9. Waste everyone's time with a meeting that doesn't clarify anything
  11. Lead To Cash
  13. "I take responsibility"
  14. "I know this is a lot to unpack"
  15. "nothing will change in the near future"
  17. No mention of Outsourcing jobs
  18. Synergy
  19. Renew
  20. Open Door Policy "during these trying times"
  21. "Please read the FAQ"
  22. CEO Resigns
  23. Company purchase announcement
  24. "Your efforts will not be forgotten"