CEOResignsRenew"I takeresponsibility"Reference the"economicconditions" that"put them inthispredicament""I knowthis is alot tounpack"Nomentionof ThomaBravoAnswer somequestions, but onlyafter vetting theones that call themout for theirbullshitCompanypurchaseannouncementParaphrasethe writtencorporateannouncement"Pleaseread theFAQ""Ouremployeesare afamily"No mentionofOutsourcingjobsWasteeveryone's timewith a meetingthat doesn'tclarify anythingSynergy"Yourefforts willnot beforgotten"Open DoorPolicy"during thesetrying times" "nothingwill changein the nearfuture""We willmissyou""Lookforward tothe future"LeadToCashCEOResignsRenew"I takeresponsibility"Reference the"economicconditions" that"put them inthispredicament""I knowthis is alot tounpack"Nomentionof ThomaBravoAnswer somequestions, but onlyafter vetting theones that call themout for theirbullshitCompanypurchaseannouncementParaphrasethe writtencorporateannouncement"Pleaseread theFAQ""Ouremployeesare afamily"No mentionofOutsourcingjobsWasteeveryone's timewith a meetingthat doesn'tclarify anythingSynergy"Yourefforts willnot beforgotten"Open DoorPolicy"during thesetrying times" "nothingwill changein the nearfuture""We willmissyou""Lookforward tothe future"LeadToCash

All Hands Meeting - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. CEO Resigns
  2. Renew
  4. "I take responsibility"
  5. Reference the "economic conditions" that "put them in this predicament"
  6. "I know this is a lot to unpack"
  7. No mention of Thoma Bravo
  8. Answer some questions, but only after vetting the ones that call them out for their bullshit
  9. Company purchase announcement
  10. Paraphrase the written corporate announcement
  11. "Please read the FAQ"
  12. "Our employees are a family"
  13. No mention of Outsourcing jobs
  14. Waste everyone's time with a meeting that doesn't clarify anything
  16. Synergy
  18. "Your efforts will not be forgotten"
  19. Open Door Policy "during these trying times"
  20. "nothing will change in the near future"
  21. "We will miss you"
  23. "Look forward to the future"
  24. Lead To Cash