All Hands Meeting - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. "I know this is a lot to unpack"
2. Synergy
3. No mention of Thoma Bravo
4. "nothing will change in the near future"
5. Company purchase announcement
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7. Open Door Policy "during these trying times"
8. 
9. Paraphrase the written corporate announcement
10. Waste everyone's time with a meeting that doesn't clarify anything
11. "Your efforts will not be forgotten"
12. Renew
13. Lead To Cash
14. "We will miss you"
15. No mention of Outsourcing jobs
16. 
17. "Our employees are a family"
18. Reference the "economic conditions" that "put them in this predicament"
19. "Please read the FAQ"
20. CEO Resigns
21. 
22. "I take responsibility"
23. Answer some questions, but only after vetting the ones that call them out for their bullshit
24. "Look forward to the future"