Nomentionof ThomaBravo"We willmissyou""nothingwill changein the nearfuture""Ouremployeesare afamily""Lookforward tothe future"Reference the"economicconditions" that"put them inthispredicament"Open DoorPolicy"during thesetrying times" "I takeresponsibility"RenewAnswer somequestions, but onlyafter vetting theones that call themout for theirbullshit"Pleaseread theFAQ"Wasteeveryone's timewith a meetingthat doesn'tclarify anythingSynergyCEOResignsLeadToCashCompanypurchaseannouncementNo mentionofOutsourcingjobs"I knowthis is alot tounpack""Yourefforts willnot beforgotten"Paraphrasethe writtencorporateannouncementNomentionof ThomaBravo"We willmissyou""nothingwill changein the nearfuture""Ouremployeesare afamily""Lookforward tothe future"Reference the"economicconditions" that"put them inthispredicament"Open DoorPolicy"during thesetrying times" "I takeresponsibility"RenewAnswer somequestions, but onlyafter vetting theones that call themout for theirbullshit"Pleaseread theFAQ"Wasteeveryone's timewith a meetingthat doesn'tclarify anythingSynergyCEOResignsLeadToCashCompanypurchaseannouncementNo mentionofOutsourcingjobs"I knowthis is alot tounpack""Yourefforts willnot beforgotten"Paraphrasethe writtencorporateannouncement

All Hands Meeting - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No mention of Thoma Bravo
  2. "We will miss you"
  3. "nothing will change in the near future"
  4. "Our employees are a family"
  7. "Look forward to the future"
  8. Reference the "economic conditions" that "put them in this predicament"
  9. Open Door Policy "during these trying times"
  11. "I take responsibility"
  12. Renew
  13. Answer some questions, but only after vetting the ones that call them out for their bullshit
  14. "Please read the FAQ"
  15. Waste everyone's time with a meeting that doesn't clarify anything
  16. Synergy
  18. CEO Resigns
  19. Lead To Cash
  20. Company purchase announcement
  21. No mention of Outsourcing jobs
  22. "I know this is a lot to unpack"
  23. "Your efforts will not be forgotten"
  24. Paraphrase the written corporate announcement