"We willmissyou""I takeresponsibility"Open DoorPolicy"during thesetrying times" "I knowthis is alot tounpack""Yourefforts willnot beforgotten"Reference the"economicconditions" that"put them inthispredicament"Wasteeveryone's timewith a meetingthat doesn'tclarify anythingCompanypurchaseannouncementRenewSynergy"Lookforward tothe future""Pleaseread theFAQ"Paraphrasethe writtencorporateannouncementNomentionof ThomaBravoCEOResignsAnswer somequestions, but onlyafter vetting theones that call themout for theirbullshitNo mentionofOutsourcingjobs"Ouremployeesare afamily""nothingwill changein the nearfuture"LeadToCash"We willmissyou""I takeresponsibility"Open DoorPolicy"during thesetrying times" "I knowthis is alot tounpack""Yourefforts willnot beforgotten"Reference the"economicconditions" that"put them inthispredicament"Wasteeveryone's timewith a meetingthat doesn'tclarify anythingCompanypurchaseannouncementRenewSynergy"Lookforward tothe future""Pleaseread theFAQ"Paraphrasethe writtencorporateannouncementNomentionof ThomaBravoCEOResignsAnswer somequestions, but onlyafter vetting theones that call themout for theirbullshitNo mentionofOutsourcingjobs"Ouremployeesare afamily""nothingwill changein the nearfuture"LeadToCash

All Hands Meeting - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "We will miss you"
  2. "I take responsibility"
  3. Open Door Policy "during these trying times"
  4. "I know this is a lot to unpack"
  5. "Your efforts will not be forgotten"
  6. Reference the "economic conditions" that "put them in this predicament"
  7. Waste everyone's time with a meeting that doesn't clarify anything
  8. Company purchase announcement
  9. Renew
  10. Synergy
  11. "Look forward to the future"
  12. "Please read the FAQ"
  13. Paraphrase the written corporate announcement
  14. No mention of Thoma Bravo
  15. CEO Resigns
  16. Answer some questions, but only after vetting the ones that call them out for their bullshit
  17. No mention of Outsourcing jobs
  18. "Our employees are a family"
  19. "nothing will change in the near future"
  20. Lead To Cash