What fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on ahead

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  2. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs
  3. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  4. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  5. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  6. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  7. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  8. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  9. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  10. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut
  11. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  12. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  13. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  14. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  15. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend
  16. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  17. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  18. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  19. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  20. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  21. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  22. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  23. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  24. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead