What fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."Why did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."Why did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahs

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  2. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  3. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  4. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  5. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  6. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  7. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  8. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  9. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut
  10. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  11. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  12. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  13. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  14. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  15. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  16. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  17. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  18. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend
  19. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  20. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  21. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  22. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  23. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  24. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs