Why did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat bacon

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  2. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  3. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  4. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  5. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  6. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  7. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  8. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  9. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  10. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  11. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  12. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  13. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  14. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut
  15. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  16. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  17. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  18. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  19. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs
  20. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend
  21. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  22. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  23. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  24. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon