How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust waved

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut
  2. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  3. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  4. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  5. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  6. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  7. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  8. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  9. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  10. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  11. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  12. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  13. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs
  14. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  15. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  16. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  17. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  18. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  19. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  20. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  21. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  22. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  23. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend
  24. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved