Why did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 months

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  2. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  3. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs
  4. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  5. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  6. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  7. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  8. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend
  9. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  10. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  11. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  12. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  13. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  14. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut
  15. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  16. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  17. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  18. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  19. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  20. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  21. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  22. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  23. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  24. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months