What do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing it

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  2. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  3. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  4. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  5. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  6. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut
  7. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend
  8. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  9. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  10. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs
  11. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  12. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  13. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  14. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  15. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  16. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  17. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  18. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  19. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  20. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  21. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  22. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  23. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  24. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it