What did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."Why do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."Why do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friend

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  2. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  3. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  4. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  5. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  6. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  7. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  8. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  9. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs
  10. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  11. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  12. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  13. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  14. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  15. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  16. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  17. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  18. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  19. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  20. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  21. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut
  22. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  23. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  24. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend