What did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."Where domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."Where domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combs

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  2. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  3. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut
  4. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  5. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  6. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  7. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  8. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  9. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  10. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  11. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  12. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  13. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs
  14. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  15. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  16. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  17. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  18. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  19. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  20. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  21. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  22. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend
  23. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  24. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs