What did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  2. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend
  3. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs
  4. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  5. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  6. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  7. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  8. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  9. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  10. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  11. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  12. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  13. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  14. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  15. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  16. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  17. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  18. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  19. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  20. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  21. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  22. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  23. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  24. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut