What did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friend

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  2. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  3. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  4. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  5. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  6. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut
  7. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  8. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  9. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  10. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  11. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  12. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs
  13. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  14. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  15. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  16. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  17. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  18. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  19. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  20. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  21. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  22. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  23. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  24. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend