Did you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."Why do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."Why do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahs

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  2. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  3. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  4. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  5. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  6. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  7. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  8. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  9. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  10. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  11. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  12. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut
  13. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  14. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  15. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  16. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  17. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend
  18. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  19. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  20. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  21. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  22. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  23. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  24. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs