What did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."Don't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."Don't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vest

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  2. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  3. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  4. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  5. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  6. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs
  7. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  8. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  9. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  10. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  11. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend
  12. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  13. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  14. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  15. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  16. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  17. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  18. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  19. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  20. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  21. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  22. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut
  23. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  24. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest