What did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."Did you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."Did you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyou

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  2. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  3. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs
  4. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  5. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  6. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  7. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  8. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  9. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  10. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  11. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  12. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  13. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend
  14. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  15. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  16. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  17. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  18. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  19. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  20. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut
  21. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  22. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  23. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  24. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you