How did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."Why should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."Why should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunny

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut
  2. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  3. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  4. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  5. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  6. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  7. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  8. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  9. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  10. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  11. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  12. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  13. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  14. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  15. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  16. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  17. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  18. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  19. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  20. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  21. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  22. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs
  23. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend
  24. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny