What do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vest

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  2. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  3. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  4. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  5. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  6. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  7. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  8. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  9. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut
  10. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  11. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  12. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  13. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  14. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  15. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  16. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend
  17. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  18. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  19. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  20. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  21. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  22. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs
  23. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  24. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest