What do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friend

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  2. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  3. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  4. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  5. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  6. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  7. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  8. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  9. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut
  10. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs
  11. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  12. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  13. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  14. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  15. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  16. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  17. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  18. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  19. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  20. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  21. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  22. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  23. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  24. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend