Why can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."Why do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."Why do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhat did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcut

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs
  2. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  3. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  4. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  5. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend
  6. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  7. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  8. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  9. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  10. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  11. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  12. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  13. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired
  14. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  15. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  16. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  17. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  18. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  19. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  20. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  21. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  22. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  23. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  24. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut