Did you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tiredDid you hearabout the twopeople who stole acalendar? Theyeach got 6 monthsWhy do beeshave stickyhair? Becausethey usehoney combsWhat did theelevator say tothe doctor? Iam comingdown withsomethingDon't acceptany friendrequests fromtaco bell.They're nachoyour friendWhat do horsessay when theyfall? Help Icannot giddy upWhy do peoplesay "break a leg"when you go onstage? Becauseevery play has acastWhat fruitdo twinslove?PearsWhat do youget when youcross a vampireand asnowman?FrostbiteWhat did thegum say tothe shoe?I'm stuck onyouWhy did theinvisible manturn down thejob offer? Hecouldn't seehimself doing itA ham sandwichwalks into a bar andorders a beer. Thebartender says,"sorry, we don'tserve food here."What did theocean say tothe sand?Nothing itjust wavedWhere do youfind a cowwith no legs?Right whereyou left itHow did thebarber winthe race? Heknew ashortcutWhy should youalways knock on arefrigerator beforeopening it?Because theremay be a saladdressingWhat do youcall a pigthat knowskarate? Apork chopWhat did onehat say to theother? Youstay here, I'llgo on aheadWhere domost horseslive? Inneighhh-borhoodsWhy can'tyou trust zookeepers?They lovecheetahsDid you hearabout the man thatgot hit by thesame bike everymorning? It was avicious cycleWhat do youcall a bunnywith fleas?Bugs bunnyWhat did thepoliceman sayto his bellybutton? You'reunder a vestWhy did therestauranthire the pig?It was goodat baconWhy did thebike fallover?Because itwas too tired

A Joke a Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got 6 months
  2. Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs
  3. What did the elevator say to the doctor? I am coming down with something
  4. Don't accept any friend requests from taco bell. They're nacho your friend
  5. What do horses say when they fall? Help I cannot giddy up
  6. Why do people say "break a leg" when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast
  7. What fruit do twins love? Pears
  8. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite
  9. What did the gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you
  10. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it
  11. A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
  12. What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved
  13. Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it
  14. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut
  15. Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there may be a salad dressing
  16. What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop
  17. What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead
  18. Where do most horses live? In neighhh-borhoods
  19. Why can't you trust zoo keepers? They love cheetahs
  20. Did you hear about the man that got hit by the same bike every morning? It was a vicious cycle
  21. What do you call a bunny with fleas? Bugs bunny
  22. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You're under a vest
  23. Why did the restaurant hire the pig? It was good at bacon
  24. Why did the bike fall over? Because it was too tired