You arelevel 7right?coughruncoughBreathesmenacinglyInterestingchoice.the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Not as faras youcan tell...Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?Whathp areyou at?Uhoh...No a 21does nothitDM rollsdice. "...ah."Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickYou cancertainlytry.You betterbe carefulfrom nowonDo youhaveresistanceto....?What is yourmost prizedpossession?Hmm...I'll rollsome d4s..? Imean...Alright.Sure...whynotHmmm...You arelevel 7right?coughruncoughBreathesmenacinglyInterestingchoice.the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Not as faras youcan tell...Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?Whathp areyou at?Uhoh...No a 21does nothitDM rollsdice. "...ah."Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickYou cancertainlytry.You betterbe carefulfrom nowonDo youhaveresistanceto....?What is yourmost prizedpossession?Hmm...I'll rollsome d4s..? Imean...Alright.Sure...whynotHmmm...

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You are level 7 right?
  2. cough run cough
  3. Breathes menacingly
  4. Interesting choice.
  5. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  6. Not as far as you can tell...
  7. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  8. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  9. What hp are you at?
  10. Uh oh...
  11. No a 21 does not hit
  12. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  13. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  14. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  15. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  16. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  17. You can certainly try.
  18. You better be careful from now on
  19. Do you have resistance to....?
  20. What is your most prized possession?
  21. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  22. ..? I mean... Alright.
  23. Sure... why not
  24. Hmmm...