You betterbe carefulfrom nowonDo youhaveresistanceto....?Hmmm...Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?You arelevel 7right?Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickI mean...I'm notstoppingyou...? Imean...Alright.BreathesmenacinglySure...whynotDM rollsdice. "...ah."the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.coughruncoughHmm...I'll rollsome d4sUhoh...Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Not as faras youcan tell...Whathp areyou at?No a 21does nothitYou cancertainlytry.Interestingchoice.What is yourmost prizedpossession?You betterbe carefulfrom nowonDo youhaveresistanceto....?Hmmm...Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?You arelevel 7right?Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickI mean...I'm notstoppingyou...? Imean...Alright.BreathesmenacinglySure...whynotDM rollsdice. "...ah."the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.coughruncoughHmm...I'll rollsome d4sUhoh...Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Not as faras youcan tell...Whathp areyou at?No a 21does nothitYou cancertainlytry.Interestingchoice.What is yourmost prizedpossession?

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You better be careful from now on
  2. Do you have resistance to....?
  3. Hmmm...
  4. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  5. You are level 7 right?
  6. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  7. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  8. ..? I mean... Alright.
  9. Breathes menacingly
  10. Sure... why not
  11. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  12. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  13. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  14. cough run cough
  15. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  16. Uh oh...
  17. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  18. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  19. Not as far as you can tell...
  20. What hp are you at?
  21. No a 21 does not hit
  22. You can certainly try.
  23. Interesting choice.
  24. What is your most prized possession?