Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickcoughruncoughWhat is yourmost prizedpossession?Uhoh...Do youhaveresistanceto....?Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Whathp areyou at?I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.Interestingchoice.Hmmm...Not as faras youcan tell...Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?Hmm...I'll rollsome d4s..? Imean...Alright.You arelevel 7right?Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"No a 21does nothitBreathesmenacinglyYou cancertainlytry.DM rollsdice. "...ah."Sure...whynotthe DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.You betterbe carefulfrom nowonAlright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickcoughruncoughWhat is yourmost prizedpossession?Uhoh...Do youhaveresistanceto....?Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Whathp areyou at?I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.Interestingchoice.Hmmm...Not as faras youcan tell...Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?Hmm...I'll rollsome d4s..? Imean...Alright.You arelevel 7right?Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"No a 21does nothitBreathesmenacinglyYou cancertainlytry.DM rollsdice. "...ah."Sure...whynotthe DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.You betterbe carefulfrom nowon

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  2. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  3. cough run cough
  4. What is your most prized possession?
  5. Uh oh...
  6. Do you have resistance to....?
  7. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  8. What hp are you at?
  9. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  10. Interesting choice.
  11. Hmmm...
  12. Not as far as you can tell...
  13. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  14. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  15. ..? I mean... Alright.
  16. You are level 7 right?
  17. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  18. No a 21 does not hit
  19. Breathes menacingly
  20. You can certainly try.
  21. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  22. Sure... why not
  23. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  24. You better be careful from now on