Sure...whynotDM rollsdice. "...ah."Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.coughruncoughWhathp areyou at?I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.No a 21does nothitYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonCasuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickDo youhaveresistanceto....?..? Imean...Alright.What is yourmost prizedpossession?BreathesmenacinglyHmm...I'll rollsome d4sNot as faras youcan tell...Uhoh...Interestingchoice.You arelevel 7right?You cancertainlytry.Hmmm...Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?Sure...whynotDM rollsdice. "...ah."Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.coughruncoughWhathp areyou at?I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.No a 21does nothitYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonCasuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickDo youhaveresistanceto....?..? Imean...Alright.What is yourmost prizedpossession?BreathesmenacinglyHmm...I'll rollsome d4sNot as faras youcan tell...Uhoh...Interestingchoice.You arelevel 7right?You cancertainlytry.Hmmm...Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sure... why not
  2. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  3. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  4. cough run cough
  5. What hp are you at?
  6. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  7. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  8. No a 21 does not hit
  9. You better be careful from now on
  10. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  11. Do you have resistance to....?
  12. ..? I mean... Alright.
  13. What is your most prized possession?
  14. Breathes menacingly
  15. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  16. Not as far as you can tell...
  17. Uh oh...
  18. Interesting choice.
  19. You are level 7 right?
  20. You can certainly try.
  21. Hmmm...
  22. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  23. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  24. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?