BreathesmenacinglyWhathp areyou at?the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Uhoh...Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sYou arelevel 7right?You betterbe carefulfrom nowonHmmm...Interestingchoice.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?..? Imean...Alright.Sure...whynotYou cancertainlytry.Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Not as faras youcan tell...I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.What is yourmost prizedpossession?No a 21does nothitRolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickDo youhaveresistanceto....?coughruncoughDM rollsdice. "...ah."BreathesmenacinglyWhathp areyou at?the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Uhoh...Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sYou arelevel 7right?You betterbe carefulfrom nowonHmmm...Interestingchoice.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?..? Imean...Alright.Sure...whynotYou cancertainlytry.Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Not as faras youcan tell...I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.What is yourmost prizedpossession?No a 21does nothitRolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickDo youhaveresistanceto....?coughruncoughDM rollsdice. "...ah."

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Breathes menacingly
  2. What hp are you at?
  3. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  4. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  5. Uh oh...
  6. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  7. You are level 7 right?
  8. You better be careful from now on
  9. Hmmm...
  10. Interesting choice.
  11. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  12. ..? I mean... Alright.
  13. Sure... why not
  14. You can certainly try.
  15. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  16. Not as far as you can tell...
  17. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  18. What is your most prized possession?
  19. No a 21 does not hit
  20. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  21. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  22. Do you have resistance to....?
  23. cough run cough
  24. DM rolls dice. "...ah."