Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickNo a 21does nothitcoughruncoughBefore we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Not as faras youcan tell...Hmmm...Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?You arelevel 7right?..? Imean...Alright.Interestingchoice.You cancertainlytry.I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.DM rollsdice. "...ah."Do youhaveresistanceto....?Sure...whynotHmm...I'll rollsome d4sRolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"What is yourmost prizedpossession?BreathesmenacinglyYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonWhathp areyou at?the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Uhoh...Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickNo a 21does nothitcoughruncoughBefore we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Not as faras youcan tell...Hmmm...Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?You arelevel 7right?..? Imean...Alright.Interestingchoice.You cancertainlytry.I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.DM rollsdice. "...ah."Do youhaveresistanceto....?Sure...whynotHmm...I'll rollsome d4sRolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"What is yourmost prizedpossession?BreathesmenacinglyYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonWhathp areyou at?the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Uhoh...

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  2. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  3. No a 21 does not hit
  4. cough run cough
  5. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  6. Not as far as you can tell...
  7. Hmmm...
  8. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  9. You are level 7 right?
  10. ..? I mean... Alright.
  11. Interesting choice.
  12. You can certainly try.
  13. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  14. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  15. Do you have resistance to....?
  16. Sure... why not
  17. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  18. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  19. What is your most prized possession?
  20. Breathes menacingly
  21. You better be careful from now on
  22. What hp are you at?
  23. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  24. Uh oh...