Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"You arelevel 7right?No a 21does nothitBreathesmenacinglyDM rollsdice. "...ah."Uhoh...coughruncoughCasuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickWhat is yourmost prizedpossession?Not as faras youcan tell...Sure...whynotthe DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Hmmm...Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sBefore we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.You betterbe carefulfrom nowon..? Imean...Alright.You cancertainlytry.Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Do youhaveresistanceto....?Whathp areyou at?Interestingchoice.Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"You arelevel 7right?No a 21does nothitBreathesmenacinglyDM rollsdice. "...ah."Uhoh...coughruncoughCasuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickWhat is yourmost prizedpossession?Not as faras youcan tell...Sure...whynotthe DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Hmmm...Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sBefore we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.You betterbe carefulfrom nowon..? Imean...Alright.You cancertainlytry.Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Do youhaveresistanceto....?Whathp areyou at?Interestingchoice.

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  2. You are level 7 right?
  3. No a 21 does not hit
  4. Breathes menacingly
  5. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  6. Uh oh...
  7. cough run cough
  8. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  9. What is your most prized possession?
  10. Not as far as you can tell...
  11. Sure... why not
  12. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  13. Hmmm...
  14. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  15. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  16. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  17. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  18. You better be careful from now on
  19. ..? I mean... Alright.
  20. You can certainly try.
  21. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  22. Do you have resistance to....?
  23. What hp are you at?
  24. Interesting choice.