DM rollsdice. "...ah."Whathp areyou at?coughruncoughSure...whynotCasuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickBefore we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.You arelevel 7right?No a 21does nothitYou cancertainlytry.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?Interestingchoice.Do youhaveresistanceto....?Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck...? Imean...Alright.What is yourmost prizedpossession?Uhoh...Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sI mean...I'm notstoppingyou.Hmmm...Not as faras youcan tell...You betterbe carefulfrom nowonRolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Breathesmenacinglythe DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.DM rollsdice. "...ah."Whathp areyou at?coughruncoughSure...whynotCasuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickBefore we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.You arelevel 7right?No a 21does nothitYou cancertainlytry.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?Interestingchoice.Do youhaveresistanceto....?Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck...? Imean...Alright.What is yourmost prizedpossession?Uhoh...Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sI mean...I'm notstoppingyou.Hmmm...Not as faras youcan tell...You betterbe carefulfrom nowonRolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Breathesmenacinglythe DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  2. What hp are you at?
  3. cough run cough
  4. Sure... why not
  5. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  6. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  7. You are level 7 right?
  8. No a 21 does not hit
  9. You can certainly try.
  10. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  11. Interesting choice.
  12. Do you have resistance to....?
  13. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  14. ..? I mean... Alright.
  15. What is your most prized possession?
  16. Uh oh...
  17. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  18. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  19. Hmmm...
  20. Not as far as you can tell...
  21. You better be careful from now on
  22. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  23. Breathes menacingly
  24. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.