Whathp areyou at?Hmmm...Sure...whynotBreathesmenacinglyI mean...I'm notstoppingyou.Not as faras youcan tell...Interestingchoice.the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Uhoh...What is yourmost prizedpossession?You arelevel 7right?..? Imean...Alright.Do youhaveresistanceto....?Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?You cancertainlytry.coughruncoughYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonCasuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickDM rollsdice. "...ah."Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"No a 21does nothitHmm...I'll rollsome d4sWhathp areyou at?Hmmm...Sure...whynotBreathesmenacinglyI mean...I'm notstoppingyou.Not as faras youcan tell...Interestingchoice.the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Uhoh...What is yourmost prizedpossession?You arelevel 7right?..? Imean...Alright.Do youhaveresistanceto....?Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?You cancertainlytry.coughruncoughYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonCasuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickDM rollsdice. "...ah."Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"No a 21does nothitHmm...I'll rollsome d4s

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What hp are you at?
  2. Hmmm...
  3. Sure... why not
  4. Breathes menacingly
  5. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  6. Not as far as you can tell...
  7. Interesting choice.
  8. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  9. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  10. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  11. Uh oh...
  12. What is your most prized possession?
  13. You are level 7 right?
  14. ..? I mean... Alright.
  15. Do you have resistance to....?
  16. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  17. You can certainly try.
  18. cough run cough
  19. You better be careful from now on
  20. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  21. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  22. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  23. No a 21 does not hit
  24. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s