Interestingchoice.Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quick..? Imean...Alright.Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sYou betterbe carefulfrom nowoncoughruncoughthe DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?What is yourmost prizedpossession?Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.Not as faras youcan tell...Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Do youhaveresistanceto....?No a 21does nothitYou cancertainlytry.You arelevel 7right?BreathesmenacinglyHmmm...Sure...whynotDM rollsdice. "...ah."Whathp areyou at?Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Uhoh...Interestingchoice.Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quick..? Imean...Alright.Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sYou betterbe carefulfrom nowoncoughruncoughthe DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?What is yourmost prizedpossession?Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.Not as faras youcan tell...Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Do youhaveresistanceto....?No a 21does nothitYou cancertainlytry.You arelevel 7right?BreathesmenacinglyHmmm...Sure...whynotDM rollsdice. "...ah."Whathp areyou at?Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Uhoh...

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Interesting choice.
  2. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  3. ..? I mean... Alright.
  4. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  5. You better be careful from now on
  6. cough run cough
  7. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  8. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  9. What is your most prized possession?
  10. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  11. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  12. Not as far as you can tell...
  13. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  14. Do you have resistance to....?
  15. No a 21 does not hit
  16. You can certainly try.
  17. You are level 7 right?
  18. Breathes menacingly
  19. Hmmm...
  20. Sure... why not
  21. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  22. What hp are you at?
  23. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  24. Uh oh...