Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Sure...whynotCasuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickCasuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?Not as faras youcan tell...You arelevel 7right?the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sBefore we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Interestingchoice.coughruncoughHmmm...What is yourmost prizedpossession?Whathp areyou at?Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Do youhaveresistanceto....?I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.DM rollsdice. "...ah."Uhoh.....? Imean...Alright.BreathesmenacinglyYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonNo a 21does nothitYou cancertainlytry.Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Sure...whynotCasuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickCasuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?Not as faras youcan tell...You arelevel 7right?the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sBefore we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Interestingchoice.coughruncoughHmmm...What is yourmost prizedpossession?Whathp areyou at?Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Do youhaveresistanceto....?I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.DM rollsdice. "...ah."Uhoh.....? Imean...Alright.BreathesmenacinglyYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonNo a 21does nothitYou cancertainlytry.

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  2. Sure... why not
  3. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  4. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  5. Not as far as you can tell...
  6. You are level 7 right?
  7. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  8. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  9. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  10. Interesting choice.
  11. cough run cough
  12. Hmmm...
  13. What is your most prized possession?
  14. What hp are you at?
  15. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  16. Do you have resistance to....?
  17. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  18. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  19. Uh oh...
  20. ..? I mean... Alright.
  21. Breathes menacingly
  22. You better be careful from now on
  23. No a 21 does not hit
  24. You can certainly try.