Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Do youhaveresistanceto....?No a 21does nothit..? Imean...Alright.BreathesmenacinglyUhoh...Whathp areyou at?You betterbe carefulfrom nowonDM rollsdice. "...ah."You cancertainlytry.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?Interestingchoice.Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.Sure...whynotYou arelevel 7right?the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.coughruncoughAlright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.What is yourmost prizedpossession?Hmmm...Not as faras youcan tell...Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sCasuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickBefore we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Do youhaveresistanceto....?No a 21does nothit..? Imean...Alright.BreathesmenacinglyUhoh...Whathp areyou at?You betterbe carefulfrom nowonDM rollsdice. "...ah."You cancertainlytry.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?Interestingchoice.Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.Sure...whynotYou arelevel 7right?the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.coughruncoughAlright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.What is yourmost prizedpossession?Hmmm...Not as faras youcan tell...Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sCasuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quick

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  2. Do you have resistance to....?
  3. No a 21 does not hit
  4. ..? I mean... Alright.
  5. Breathes menacingly
  6. Uh oh...
  7. What hp are you at?
  8. You better be careful from now on
  9. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  10. You can certainly try.
  11. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  12. Interesting choice.
  13. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  14. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  15. Sure... why not
  16. You are level 7 right?
  17. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  18. cough run cough
  19. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  20. What is your most prized possession?
  21. Hmmm...
  22. Not as far as you can tell...
  23. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  24. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick