BreathesmenacinglyI mean...I'm notstoppingyou.You arelevel 7right?the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickDM rollsdice. "...ah."Interestingchoice...? Imean...Alright.No a 21does nothitYou cancertainlytry.Sure...whynotDo youhaveresistanceto....?Hmmm...Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.What is yourmost prizedpossession?Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sRolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?You betterbe carefulfrom nowonNot as faras youcan tell...Uhoh...Whathp areyou at?coughruncoughBreathesmenacinglyI mean...I'm notstoppingyou.You arelevel 7right?the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickDM rollsdice. "...ah."Interestingchoice...? Imean...Alright.No a 21does nothitYou cancertainlytry.Sure...whynotDo youhaveresistanceto....?Hmmm...Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.What is yourmost prizedpossession?Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sRolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?You betterbe carefulfrom nowonNot as faras youcan tell...Uhoh...Whathp areyou at?coughruncough

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Breathes menacingly
  2. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  3. You are level 7 right?
  4. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  5. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  6. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  7. Interesting choice.
  8. ..? I mean... Alright.
  9. No a 21 does not hit
  10. You can certainly try.
  11. Sure... why not
  12. Do you have resistance to....?
  13. Hmmm...
  14. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  15. What is your most prized possession?
  16. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  17. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  18. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  19. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  20. You better be careful from now on
  21. Not as far as you can tell...
  22. Uh oh...
  23. What hp are you at?
  24. cough run cough