Not as faras youcan tell...Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sCasuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?You cancertainlytry.BreathesmenacinglyYou arelevel 7right?..? Imean...Alright.Uhoh...I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.No a 21does nothitCasuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickDo youhaveresistanceto....?Sure...whynotInterestingchoice.What is yourmost prizedpossession?DM rollsdice. "...ah."Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Hmmm...the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Whathp areyou at?coughruncoughYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonNot as faras youcan tell...Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sCasuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?You cancertainlytry.BreathesmenacinglyYou arelevel 7right?..? Imean...Alright.Uhoh...I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.No a 21does nothitCasuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickDo youhaveresistanceto....?Sure...whynotInterestingchoice.What is yourmost prizedpossession?DM rollsdice. "...ah."Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Hmmm...the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Whathp areyou at?coughruncoughYou betterbe carefulfrom nowon

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Not as far as you can tell...
  2. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  3. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  4. You can certainly try.
  5. Breathes menacingly
  6. You are level 7 right?
  7. ..? I mean... Alright.
  8. Uh oh...
  9. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  10. No a 21 does not hit
  11. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  12. Do you have resistance to....?
  13. Sure... why not
  14. Interesting choice.
  15. What is your most prized possession?
  16. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  17. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  18. Hmmm...
  19. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  20. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  21. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  22. What hp are you at?
  23. cough run cough
  24. You better be careful from now on