No a 21does nothitUhoh...You arelevel 7right?Hmmm...Do youhaveresistanceto....?the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.DM rollsdice. "...ah."Sure...whynotYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonBreathesmenacinglyBefore we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickAlright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Whathp areyou at?coughruncoughRolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"You cancertainlytry.Interestingchoice.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.What is yourmost prizedpossession?Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sNot as faras youcan tell.....? Imean...Alright.No a 21does nothitUhoh...You arelevel 7right?Hmmm...Do youhaveresistanceto....?the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.DM rollsdice. "...ah."Sure...whynotYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonBreathesmenacinglyBefore we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickAlright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Whathp areyou at?coughruncoughRolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"You cancertainlytry.Interestingchoice.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.What is yourmost prizedpossession?Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sNot as faras youcan tell.....? Imean...Alright.

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No a 21 does not hit
  2. Uh oh...
  3. You are level 7 right?
  4. Hmmm...
  5. Do you have resistance to....?
  6. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  7. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  8. Sure... why not
  9. You better be careful from now on
  10. Breathes menacingly
  11. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  12. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  13. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  14. What hp are you at?
  15. cough run cough
  16. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  17. You can certainly try.
  18. Interesting choice.
  19. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  20. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  21. What is your most prized possession?
  22. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  23. Not as far as you can tell...
  24. ..? I mean... Alright.