You arelevel 7right?Not as faras youcan tell...Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"You cancertainlytry.BreathesmenacinglyI mean...I'm notstoppingyou.You betterbe carefulfrom nowonthe DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Do youhaveresistanceto....?DM rollsdice. "...ah."No a 21does nothitcoughruncoughBefore we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Sure...whynotWhathp areyou at?Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quick..? Imean...Alright.Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Uhoh...Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sInterestingchoice.Hmmm...What is yourmost prizedpossession?Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?You arelevel 7right?Not as faras youcan tell...Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"You cancertainlytry.BreathesmenacinglyI mean...I'm notstoppingyou.You betterbe carefulfrom nowonthe DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Do youhaveresistanceto....?DM rollsdice. "...ah."No a 21does nothitcoughruncoughBefore we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Sure...whynotWhathp areyou at?Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quick..? Imean...Alright.Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Uhoh...Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sInterestingchoice.Hmmm...What is yourmost prizedpossession?Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You are level 7 right?
  2. Not as far as you can tell...
  3. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  4. You can certainly try.
  5. Breathes menacingly
  6. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  7. You better be careful from now on
  8. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  9. Do you have resistance to....?
  10. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  11. No a 21 does not hit
  12. cough run cough
  13. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  14. Sure... why not
  15. What hp are you at?
  16. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  17. ..? I mean... Alright.
  18. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  19. Uh oh...
  20. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  21. Interesting choice.
  22. Hmmm...
  23. What is your most prized possession?
  24. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?