Whathp areyou at?What is yourmost prizedpossession?No a 21does nothitHmm...I'll rollsome d4sRolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"BreathesmenacinglyDo youhaveresistanceto....?Sure...whynotHmmm...Not as faras youcan tell...I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.You cancertainlytry.coughruncoughInterestingchoice.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?..? Imean...Alright.Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonBefore we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.You arelevel 7right?the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Uhoh...DM rollsdice. "...ah."Whathp areyou at?What is yourmost prizedpossession?No a 21does nothitHmm...I'll rollsome d4sRolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"BreathesmenacinglyDo youhaveresistanceto....?Sure...whynotHmmm...Not as faras youcan tell...I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.You cancertainlytry.coughruncoughInterestingchoice.Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?..? Imean...Alright.Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonBefore we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.You arelevel 7right?the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Uhoh...DM rollsdice. "...ah."

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What hp are you at?
  2. What is your most prized possession?
  3. No a 21 does not hit
  4. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  5. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  6. Breathes menacingly
  7. Do you have resistance to....?
  8. Sure... why not
  9. Hmmm...
  10. Not as far as you can tell...
  11. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  12. You can certainly try.
  13. cough run cough
  14. Interesting choice.
  15. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  16. ..? I mean... Alright.
  17. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  18. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  19. You better be careful from now on
  20. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  21. You are level 7 right?
  22. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  23. Uh oh...
  24. DM rolls dice. "...ah."