No a 21does nothitUhoh...What is yourmost prizedpossession?Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickcoughruncoughDo youhaveresistanceto....?Not as faras youcan tell...Sure...whynotHmmm...You cancertainlytry.BreathesmenacinglyHmm...I'll rollsome d4sYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonthe DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.You arelevel 7right?Whathp areyou at?Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.I mean...I'm notstoppingyou...? Imean...Alright.DM rollsdice. "...ah."Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?Interestingchoice.No a 21does nothitUhoh...What is yourmost prizedpossession?Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickcoughruncoughDo youhaveresistanceto....?Not as faras youcan tell...Sure...whynotHmmm...You cancertainlytry.BreathesmenacinglyHmm...I'll rollsome d4sYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonthe DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.You arelevel 7right?Whathp areyou at?Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.I mean...I'm notstoppingyou...? Imean...Alright.DM rollsdice. "...ah."Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?Interestingchoice.

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. No a 21 does not hit
  2. Uh oh...
  3. What is your most prized possession?
  4. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  5. cough run cough
  6. Do you have resistance to....?
  7. Not as far as you can tell...
  8. Sure... why not
  9. Hmmm...
  10. You can certainly try.
  11. Breathes menacingly
  12. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  13. You better be careful from now on
  14. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  15. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  16. You are level 7 right?
  17. What hp are you at?
  18. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  19. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  20. ..? I mean... Alright.
  21. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  22. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"
  23. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  24. Interesting choice.