Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickSure...whynotDM rollsdice. "...ah."Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Uhoh...Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sYou cancertainlytry.BreathesmenacinglyDo youhaveresistanceto....?..? Imean...Alright.Not as faras youcan tell...the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Whathp areyou at?I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.No a 21does nothitYou arelevel 7right?Hmmm...coughruncoughYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonWhat is yourmost prizedpossession?Interestingchoice.Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"Before we begintonight I'd like toremind everyone thatno one is invincibleand there areconsequences toyour actions.Casuallyadventuring:Alright... I'mgoing to haveyou roll a dexsave real quickSure...whynotDM rollsdice. "...ah."Casuallyadventuring:What's yourAC?Alright, all ofyou roll aperceptioncheck.Uhoh...Hmm...I'll rollsome d4sYou cancertainlytry.BreathesmenacinglyDo youhaveresistanceto....?..? Imean...Alright.Not as faras youcan tell...the DM asksyou toconfirm atiny uselessdetail.Whathp areyou at?I mean...I'm notstoppingyou.No a 21does nothitYou arelevel 7right?Hmmm...coughruncoughYou betterbe carefulfrom nowonWhat is yourmost prizedpossession?Interestingchoice.Rolls several diceand deals morethan half HP's worthof damage, thensays "And for thesecond attack"

Nota Scary DM - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Before we begin tonight I'd like to remind everyone that no one is invincible and there are consequences to your actions.
  2. Casually adventuring: Alright... I'm going to have you roll a dex save real quick
  3. Sure... why not
  4. DM rolls dice. "...ah."
  5. Casually adventuring: What's your AC?
  6. Alright, all of you roll a perception check.
  7. Uh oh...
  8. Hmm... I'll roll some d4s
  9. You can certainly try.
  10. Breathes menacingly
  11. Do you have resistance to....?
  12. ..? I mean... Alright.
  13. Not as far as you can tell...
  14. the DM asks you to confirm a tiny useless detail.
  15. What hp are you at?
  16. I mean... I'm not stopping you.
  17. No a 21 does not hit
  18. You are level 7 right?
  19. Hmmm...
  20. cough run cough
  21. You better be careful from now on
  22. What is your most prized possession?
  23. Interesting choice.
  24. Rolls several dice and deals more than half HP's worth of damage, then says "And for the second attack"