ALL CAPSRESPONSETries tochargeyou for ameetingHung up onimmediatelyDoesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber."How didyou getmynumber"NotHardcoreenoughMisspelledyour firstnameTries tosell yousomethingopenlythreateningemailresponseRespondswith F-bombOffersyou ajob"Removeme fromyour list"vaguelythreateningemailresponse"We'realreadydoing allof that"Prospect'sdeadMistakenfor amovietheater"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"Last minutecancellationTooHardcoreMotivationalquote asemail signoffMistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareMisgenderedProspect ishospitalized"Don'tcall meagain"ALL CAPSRESPONSETries tochargeyou for ameetingHung up onimmediatelyDoesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber."How didyou getmynumber"NotHardcoreenoughMisspelledyour firstnameTries tosell yousomethingopenlythreateningemailresponseRespondswith F-bombOffersyou ajob"Removeme fromyour list"vaguelythreateningemailresponse"We'realreadydoing allof that"Prospect'sdeadMistakenfor amovietheater"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"Last minutecancellationTooHardcoreMotivationalquote asemail signoffMistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareMisgenderedProspect ishospitalized"Don'tcall meagain"

S.A.D.N.E.S.S - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. ALL CAPS RESPONSE
  2. Tries to charge you for a meeting
  3. Hung up on immediately
  4. Doesn't understand how you could have possibly gotten their phone number.
  5. "How did you get my number"
  6. Not Hardcore enough
  7. Misspelled your first name
  8. Tries to sell you something
  9. openly threatening email response
  10. Responds with F-bomb
  11. Offers you a job
  12. "Remove me from your list"
  13. vaguely threatening email response
  14. "We're already doing all of that"
  15. Prospect's dead
  16. Mistaken for a movie theater
  17. "Check in with me in [some obscenely long amount of time]"
  18. Last minute cancellation
  19. Too Hardcore
  20. Motivational quote as email sign off
  21. Mistaken for a completely different software
  22. Misgendered
  23. Prospect is hospitalized
  24. "Don't call me again"