Hung up onimmediately"Don'tcall meagain""Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"Mistakenfor amovietheaterProspect'sdeadLast minutecancellationMotivationalquote asemail signoffMistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareOffersyou ajob"We'realreadydoing allof that"Doesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.Respondswith F-bombProspect ishospitalizedTries tochargeyou for ameetingMisspelledyour firstname"How didyou getmynumber"Misgendered"Removeme fromyour list"openlythreateningemailresponseNotHardcoreenoughALL CAPSRESPONSETooHardcorevaguelythreateningemailresponseTries tosell yousomethingHung up onimmediately"Don'tcall meagain""Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"Mistakenfor amovietheaterProspect'sdeadLast minutecancellationMotivationalquote asemail signoffMistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareOffersyou ajob"We'realreadydoing allof that"Doesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.Respondswith F-bombProspect ishospitalizedTries tochargeyou for ameetingMisspelledyour firstname"How didyou getmynumber"Misgendered"Removeme fromyour list"openlythreateningemailresponseNotHardcoreenoughALL CAPSRESPONSETooHardcorevaguelythreateningemailresponseTries tosell yousomething

S.A.D.N.E.S.S - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Hung up on immediately
  2. "Don't call me again"
  3. "Check in with me in [some obscenely long amount of time]"
  4. Mistaken for a movie theater
  5. Prospect's dead
  6. Last minute cancellation
  7. Motivational quote as email sign off
  8. Mistaken for a completely different software
  9. Offers you a job
  10. "We're already doing all of that"
  11. Doesn't understand how you could have possibly gotten their phone number.
  12. Responds with F-bomb
  13. Prospect is hospitalized
  14. Tries to charge you for a meeting
  15. Misspelled your first name
  16. "How did you get my number"
  17. Misgendered
  18. "Remove me from your list"
  19. openly threatening email response
  20. Not Hardcore enough
  21. ALL CAPS RESPONSE
  22. Too Hardcore
  23. vaguely threatening email response
  24. Tries to sell you something