Motivationalquote asemail signoffMisgenderedTries tochargeyou for ameetingMisspelledyour firstname"How didyou getmynumber"Hung up onimmediately"Removeme fromyour list"ALL CAPSRESPONSELast minutecancellation"We'realreadydoing allof that"Mistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareMistakenfor amovietheater"Don'tcall meagain"NotHardcoreenoughProspect ishospitalizedTries tosell yousomethingopenlythreateningemailresponseRespondswith F-bombvaguelythreateningemailresponse"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"Doesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.TooHardcoreOffersyou ajobProspect'sdeadMotivationalquote asemail signoffMisgenderedTries tochargeyou for ameetingMisspelledyour firstname"How didyou getmynumber"Hung up onimmediately"Removeme fromyour list"ALL CAPSRESPONSELast minutecancellation"We'realreadydoing allof that"Mistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareMistakenfor amovietheater"Don'tcall meagain"NotHardcoreenoughProspect ishospitalizedTries tosell yousomethingopenlythreateningemailresponseRespondswith F-bombvaguelythreateningemailresponse"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"Doesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.TooHardcoreOffersyou ajobProspect'sdead

S.A.D.N.E.S.S - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Motivational quote as email sign off
  2. Misgendered
  3. Tries to charge you for a meeting
  4. Misspelled your first name
  5. "How did you get my number"
  6. Hung up on immediately
  7. "Remove me from your list"
  8. ALL CAPS RESPONSE
  9. Last minute cancellation
  10. "We're already doing all of that"
  11. Mistaken for a completely different software
  12. Mistaken for a movie theater
  13. "Don't call me again"
  14. Not Hardcore enough
  15. Prospect is hospitalized
  16. Tries to sell you something
  17. openly threatening email response
  18. Responds with F-bomb
  19. vaguely threatening email response
  20. "Check in with me in [some obscenely long amount of time]"
  21. Doesn't understand how you could have possibly gotten their phone number.
  22. Too Hardcore
  23. Offers you a job
  24. Prospect's dead