"We'realreadydoing allof that"Hung up onimmediatelyMisspelledyour firstnameProspect'sdeadvaguelythreateningemailresponseNotHardcoreenoughTooHardcore"Removeme fromyour list"openlythreateningemailresponseTries tochargeyou for ameetingMotivationalquote asemail signoffDoesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.Respondswith F-bombOffersyou ajob"How didyou getmynumber"Mistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareMistakenfor amovietheater"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"ALL CAPSRESPONSEMisgendered"Don'tcall meagain"Last minutecancellationTries tosell yousomethingProspect ishospitalized"We'realreadydoing allof that"Hung up onimmediatelyMisspelledyour firstnameProspect'sdeadvaguelythreateningemailresponseNotHardcoreenoughTooHardcore"Removeme fromyour list"openlythreateningemailresponseTries tochargeyou for ameetingMotivationalquote asemail signoffDoesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.Respondswith F-bombOffersyou ajob"How didyou getmynumber"Mistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareMistakenfor amovietheater"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"ALL CAPSRESPONSEMisgendered"Don'tcall meagain"Last minutecancellationTries tosell yousomethingProspect ishospitalized

S.A.D.N.E.S.S - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "We're already doing all of that"
  2. Hung up on immediately
  3. Misspelled your first name
  4. Prospect's dead
  5. vaguely threatening email response
  6. Not Hardcore enough
  7. Too Hardcore
  8. "Remove me from your list"
  9. openly threatening email response
  10. Tries to charge you for a meeting
  11. Motivational quote as email sign off
  12. Doesn't understand how you could have possibly gotten their phone number.
  13. Responds with F-bomb
  14. Offers you a job
  15. "How did you get my number"
  16. Mistaken for a completely different software
  17. Mistaken for a movie theater
  18. "Check in with me in [some obscenely long amount of time]"
  19. ALL CAPS RESPONSE
  20. Misgendered
  21. "Don't call me again"
  22. Last minute cancellation
  23. Tries to sell you something
  24. Prospect is hospitalized