"How didyou getmynumber""Don'tcall meagain""We'realreadydoing allof that"Offersyou ajobopenlythreateningemailresponseMotivationalquote asemail signoffTries tosell yousomethingMisspelledyour firstnameMistakenfor amovietheater"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"Doesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.Prospect ishospitalizedNotHardcoreenoughHung up onimmediatelyMistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwarevaguelythreateningemailresponseMisgenderedTries tochargeyou for ameetingALL CAPSRESPONSELast minutecancellation"Removeme fromyour list"Respondswith F-bombProspect'sdeadTooHardcore"How didyou getmynumber""Don'tcall meagain""We'realreadydoing allof that"Offersyou ajobopenlythreateningemailresponseMotivationalquote asemail signoffTries tosell yousomethingMisspelledyour firstnameMistakenfor amovietheater"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"Doesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.Prospect ishospitalizedNotHardcoreenoughHung up onimmediatelyMistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwarevaguelythreateningemailresponseMisgenderedTries tochargeyou for ameetingALL CAPSRESPONSELast minutecancellation"Removeme fromyour list"Respondswith F-bombProspect'sdeadTooHardcore

S.A.D.N.E.S.S - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "How did you get my number"
  2. "Don't call me again"
  3. "We're already doing all of that"
  4. Offers you a job
  5. openly threatening email response
  6. Motivational quote as email sign off
  7. Tries to sell you something
  8. Misspelled your first name
  9. Mistaken for a movie theater
  10. "Check in with me in [some obscenely long amount of time]"
  11. Doesn't understand how you could have possibly gotten their phone number.
  12. Prospect is hospitalized
  13. Not Hardcore enough
  14. Hung up on immediately
  15. Mistaken for a completely different software
  16. vaguely threatening email response
  17. Misgendered
  18. Tries to charge you for a meeting
  19. ALL CAPS RESPONSE
  20. Last minute cancellation
  21. "Remove me from your list"
  22. Responds with F-bomb
  23. Prospect's dead
  24. Too Hardcore