"Don'tcall meagain"Tries tosell yousomethingHung up onimmediatelyNotHardcoreenoughLast minutecancellationMisgenderedALL CAPSRESPONSETries tochargeyou for ameetingMisspelledyour firstname"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"Prospect ishospitalizedOffersyou ajob"Removeme fromyour list"TooHardcore"How didyou getmynumber"vaguelythreateningemailresponseMistakenfor amovietheaterMistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareProspect'sdeadMotivationalquote asemail signoff"We'realreadydoing allof that"Doesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.openlythreateningemailresponseRespondswith F-bomb"Don'tcall meagain"Tries tosell yousomethingHung up onimmediatelyNotHardcoreenoughLast minutecancellationMisgenderedALL CAPSRESPONSETries tochargeyou for ameetingMisspelledyour firstname"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"Prospect ishospitalizedOffersyou ajob"Removeme fromyour list"TooHardcore"How didyou getmynumber"vaguelythreateningemailresponseMistakenfor amovietheaterMistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareProspect'sdeadMotivationalquote asemail signoff"We'realreadydoing allof that"Doesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.openlythreateningemailresponseRespondswith F-bomb

S.A.D.N.E.S.S - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Don't call me again"
  2. Tries to sell you something
  3. Hung up on immediately
  4. Not Hardcore enough
  5. Last minute cancellation
  6. Misgendered
  7. ALL CAPS RESPONSE
  8. Tries to charge you for a meeting
  9. Misspelled your first name
  10. "Check in with me in [some obscenely long amount of time]"
  11. Prospect is hospitalized
  12. Offers you a job
  13. "Remove me from your list"
  14. Too Hardcore
  15. "How did you get my number"
  16. vaguely threatening email response
  17. Mistaken for a movie theater
  18. Mistaken for a completely different software
  19. Prospect's dead
  20. Motivational quote as email sign off
  21. "We're already doing all of that"
  22. Doesn't understand how you could have possibly gotten their phone number.
  23. openly threatening email response
  24. Responds with F-bomb