Mistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareOffersyou ajobRespondswith F-bombNotHardcoreenough"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"openlythreateningemailresponseMotivationalquote asemail signoffvaguelythreateningemailresponseTries tochargeyou for ameetingDoesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.Prospect'sdeadTries tosell yousomethingMisspelledyour firstname"We'realreadydoing allof that"MisgenderedHung up onimmediately"Removeme fromyour list"Mistakenfor amovietheaterLast minutecancellation"How didyou getmynumber""Don'tcall meagain"Prospect ishospitalizedTooHardcoreALL CAPSRESPONSEMistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareOffersyou ajobRespondswith F-bombNotHardcoreenough"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"openlythreateningemailresponseMotivationalquote asemail signoffvaguelythreateningemailresponseTries tochargeyou for ameetingDoesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.Prospect'sdeadTries tosell yousomethingMisspelledyour firstname"We'realreadydoing allof that"MisgenderedHung up onimmediately"Removeme fromyour list"Mistakenfor amovietheaterLast minutecancellation"How didyou getmynumber""Don'tcall meagain"Prospect ishospitalizedTooHardcoreALL CAPSRESPONSE

S.A.D.N.E.S.S - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mistaken for a completely different software
  2. Offers you a job
  3. Responds with F-bomb
  4. Not Hardcore enough
  5. "Check in with me in [some obscenely long amount of time]"
  6. openly threatening email response
  7. Motivational quote as email sign off
  8. vaguely threatening email response
  9. Tries to charge you for a meeting
  10. Doesn't understand how you could have possibly gotten their phone number.
  11. Prospect's dead
  12. Tries to sell you something
  13. Misspelled your first name
  14. "We're already doing all of that"
  15. Misgendered
  16. Hung up on immediately
  17. "Remove me from your list"
  18. Mistaken for a movie theater
  19. Last minute cancellation
  20. "How did you get my number"
  21. "Don't call me again"
  22. Prospect is hospitalized
  23. Too Hardcore
  24. ALL CAPS RESPONSE