Motivationalquote asemail signoffMistakenfor amovietheaterTries tosell yousomethingvaguelythreateningemailresponseProspect'sdead"Don'tcall meagain"openlythreateningemailresponseLast minutecancellationMistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareRespondswith F-bombTries tochargeyou for ameeting"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"Misspelledyour firstnameDoesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.NotHardcoreenoughOffersyou ajobALL CAPSRESPONSE"How didyou getmynumber"MisgenderedHung up onimmediatelyProspect ishospitalized"We'realreadydoing allof that"TooHardcore"Removeme fromyour list"Motivationalquote asemail signoffMistakenfor amovietheaterTries tosell yousomethingvaguelythreateningemailresponseProspect'sdead"Don'tcall meagain"openlythreateningemailresponseLast minutecancellationMistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareRespondswith F-bombTries tochargeyou for ameeting"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"Misspelledyour firstnameDoesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.NotHardcoreenoughOffersyou ajobALL CAPSRESPONSE"How didyou getmynumber"MisgenderedHung up onimmediatelyProspect ishospitalized"We'realreadydoing allof that"TooHardcore"Removeme fromyour list"

S.A.D.N.E.S.S - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Motivational quote as email sign off
  2. Mistaken for a movie theater
  3. Tries to sell you something
  4. vaguely threatening email response
  5. Prospect's dead
  6. "Don't call me again"
  7. openly threatening email response
  8. Last minute cancellation
  9. Mistaken for a completely different software
  10. Responds with F-bomb
  11. Tries to charge you for a meeting
  12. "Check in with me in [some obscenely long amount of time]"
  13. Misspelled your first name
  14. Doesn't understand how you could have possibly gotten their phone number.
  15. Not Hardcore enough
  16. Offers you a job
  17. ALL CAPS RESPONSE
  18. "How did you get my number"
  19. Misgendered
  20. Hung up on immediately
  21. Prospect is hospitalized
  22. "We're already doing all of that"
  23. Too Hardcore
  24. "Remove me from your list"