Respondswith F-bombOffersyou ajobDoesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.Motivationalquote asemail signoff"Don'tcall meagain"Prospect ishospitalizedTooHardcorevaguelythreateningemailresponse"We'realreadydoing allof that""Removeme fromyour list"Mistakenfor amovietheaterNotHardcoreenoughTries tochargeyou for ameetingMistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareopenlythreateningemailresponseALL CAPSRESPONSETries tosell yousomething"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]""How didyou getmynumber"Misspelledyour firstnameHung up onimmediatelyMisgenderedLast minutecancellationProspect'sdeadRespondswith F-bombOffersyou ajobDoesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.Motivationalquote asemail signoff"Don'tcall meagain"Prospect ishospitalizedTooHardcorevaguelythreateningemailresponse"We'realreadydoing allof that""Removeme fromyour list"Mistakenfor amovietheaterNotHardcoreenoughTries tochargeyou for ameetingMistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareopenlythreateningemailresponseALL CAPSRESPONSETries tosell yousomething"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]""How didyou getmynumber"Misspelledyour firstnameHung up onimmediatelyMisgenderedLast minutecancellationProspect'sdead

S.A.D.N.E.S.S - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Responds with F-bomb
  2. Offers you a job
  3. Doesn't understand how you could have possibly gotten their phone number.
  4. Motivational quote as email sign off
  5. "Don't call me again"
  6. Prospect is hospitalized
  7. Too Hardcore
  8. vaguely threatening email response
  9. "We're already doing all of that"
  10. "Remove me from your list"
  11. Mistaken for a movie theater
  12. Not Hardcore enough
  13. Tries to charge you for a meeting
  14. Mistaken for a completely different software
  15. openly threatening email response
  16. ALL CAPS RESPONSE
  17. Tries to sell you something
  18. "Check in with me in [some obscenely long amount of time]"
  19. "How did you get my number"
  20. Misspelled your first name
  21. Hung up on immediately
  22. Misgendered
  23. Last minute cancellation
  24. Prospect's dead