Misspelledyour firstnameMistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareDoesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.Last minutecancellationTries tochargeyou for ameeting"We'realreadydoing allof that"NotHardcoreenoughHung up onimmediatelyTries tosell yousomethingProspect ishospitalizedOffersyou ajobTooHardcore"Removeme fromyour list""Don'tcall meagain"Respondswith F-bombMistakenfor amovietheaterALL CAPSRESPONSEProspect'sdeadMotivationalquote asemail signoffMisgendered"How didyou getmynumber""Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"openlythreateningemailresponsevaguelythreateningemailresponseMisspelledyour firstnameMistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareDoesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.Last minutecancellationTries tochargeyou for ameeting"We'realreadydoing allof that"NotHardcoreenoughHung up onimmediatelyTries tosell yousomethingProspect ishospitalizedOffersyou ajobTooHardcore"Removeme fromyour list""Don'tcall meagain"Respondswith F-bombMistakenfor amovietheaterALL CAPSRESPONSEProspect'sdeadMotivationalquote asemail signoffMisgendered"How didyou getmynumber""Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"openlythreateningemailresponsevaguelythreateningemailresponse

S.A.D.N.E.S.S - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Misspelled your first name
  2. Mistaken for a completely different software
  3. Doesn't understand how you could have possibly gotten their phone number.
  4. Last minute cancellation
  5. Tries to charge you for a meeting
  6. "We're already doing all of that"
  7. Not Hardcore enough
  8. Hung up on immediately
  9. Tries to sell you something
  10. Prospect is hospitalized
  11. Offers you a job
  12. Too Hardcore
  13. "Remove me from your list"
  14. "Don't call me again"
  15. Responds with F-bomb
  16. Mistaken for a movie theater
  17. ALL CAPS RESPONSE
  18. Prospect's dead
  19. Motivational quote as email sign off
  20. Misgendered
  21. "How did you get my number"
  22. "Check in with me in [some obscenely long amount of time]"
  23. openly threatening email response
  24. vaguely threatening email response