Motivationalquote asemail signoffMisspelledyour firstnameDoesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.TooHardcoreopenlythreateningemailresponse"We'realreadydoing allof that"ALL CAPSRESPONSEMisgenderedNotHardcoreenoughRespondswith F-bombTries tochargeyou for ameeting"Don'tcall meagain"Mistakenfor amovietheaterOffersyou ajob"How didyou getmynumber"Mistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareProspect'sdeadLast minutecancellationHung up onimmediately"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"Prospect ishospitalized"Removeme fromyour list"Tries tosell yousomethingvaguelythreateningemailresponseMotivationalquote asemail signoffMisspelledyour firstnameDoesn'tunderstand howyou could havepossibly gottentheir phonenumber.TooHardcoreopenlythreateningemailresponse"We'realreadydoing allof that"ALL CAPSRESPONSEMisgenderedNotHardcoreenoughRespondswith F-bombTries tochargeyou for ameeting"Don'tcall meagain"Mistakenfor amovietheaterOffersyou ajob"How didyou getmynumber"Mistaken fora completelydifferentsoftwareProspect'sdeadLast minutecancellationHung up onimmediately"Check in withme in [someobscenelylong amountof time]"Prospect ishospitalized"Removeme fromyour list"Tries tosell yousomethingvaguelythreateningemailresponse

S.A.D.N.E.S.S - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Motivational quote as email sign off
  2. Misspelled your first name
  3. Doesn't understand how you could have possibly gotten their phone number.
  4. Too Hardcore
  5. openly threatening email response
  6. "We're already doing all of that"
  7. ALL CAPS RESPONSE
  8. Misgendered
  9. Not Hardcore enough
  10. Responds with F-bomb
  11. Tries to charge you for a meeting
  12. "Don't call me again"
  13. Mistaken for a movie theater
  14. Offers you a job
  15. "How did you get my number"
  16. Mistaken for a completely different software
  17. Prospect's dead
  18. Last minute cancellation
  19. Hung up on immediately
  20. "Check in with me in [some obscenely long amount of time]"
  21. Prospect is hospitalized
  22. "Remove me from your list"
  23. Tries to sell you something
  24. vaguely threatening email response