Sunday'shymns playobsessively inyour headthroughout theweekThe choir directorgives one tempofor prep and adifferent tempowhen the musicstartsYour coughdrops havefused with thepolyesterpocket of yourrobeYou have hadto run out ofchurch withuncontrollablegigglesYou took off yourchoir robe andrealized you hadno shirt onunderneathThe hem ofyour choirrobe fell intothe toiletYou compete withthe priest to seewho knows thehymnal number ofevery hymn tuneYou can'tread the tinymusic in thebulletinAn alto had toremove a lozengestuck to the rear ofyour robe, whereyou sat on itSometimesduring thesermon, youwonder whatwill be offeredat coffee hourYou resentthe powerwielded bythe organistYou havea favoritevowelYou havegradedpapersduring thesermonYou woretwo differentshoes to achurch eventYou loveyourchurchchoirYou think weshould dye ourhair to match thedifferentliturgicalseasonsYou have heardthe reader say"Frankenstein"instead of"frankincense"You haveplayed agame on yourphone duringchurchYou havedonehomeworkduring choirrehearsalYou keepcookies inthe pocket ofyour robe You wishyou werea tenorYou secretlyknow yoursection isbetter thanthe othersYou haverolled youreyes at thechoir directorWhen the priestgets out theincense and theholy wateraspergillum,you want to headfor the hillsYoutextedduringchurchYou have had3 or morecopies of apiece of musicin your folderYour favoriteharmony is at"Word of theFather,"WillcocksharmonizationYou hear thechoir directorsinging thewrong wordsto the hymnsYou usehymn tunenames aspasswordsChoir partiesare the bestpart ofchurch choirIn the Postlude,you heard theorganist playinga football teamsong in thepedalsYou sing thewrong wordsto the hymnsa) sometimesb) oftenYou sing toyourselfduring the dayin AnglicanchantYou canprocess. Oryou can singthe hymn.Can't do both.You have sunga wrong notesjust to see if thechoir directornoticesYour haircaught onfire from acandle inchurchSunday'shymns playobsessively inyour headthroughout theweekThe choir directorgives one tempofor prep and adifferent tempowhen the musicstartsYour coughdrops havefused with thepolyesterpocket of yourrobeYou have hadto run out ofchurch withuncontrollablegigglesYou took off yourchoir robe andrealized you hadno shirt onunderneathThe hem ofyour choirrobe fell intothe toiletYou compete withthe priest to seewho knows thehymnal number ofevery hymn tuneYou can'tread the tinymusic in thebulletinAn alto had toremove a lozengestuck to the rear ofyour robe, whereyou sat on itSometimesduring thesermon, youwonder whatwill be offeredat coffee hourYou resentthe powerwielded bythe organistYou havea favoritevowelYou havegradedpapersduring thesermonYou woretwo differentshoes to achurch eventYou loveyourchurchchoirYou think weshould dye ourhair to match thedifferentliturgicalseasonsYou have heardthe reader say"Frankenstein"instead of"frankincense"You haveplayed agame on yourphone duringchurchYou havedonehomeworkduring choirrehearsalYou keepcookies inthe pocket ofyour robe You wishyou werea tenorYou secretlyknow yoursection isbetter thanthe othersYou haverolled youreyes at thechoir directorWhen the priestgets out theincense and theholy wateraspergillum,you want to headfor the hillsYoutextedduringchurchYou have had3 or morecopies of apiece of musicin your folderYour favoriteharmony is at"Word of theFather,"WillcocksharmonizationYou hear thechoir directorsinging thewrong wordsto the hymnsYou usehymn tunenames aspasswordsChoir partiesare the bestpart ofchurch choirIn the Postlude,you heard theorganist playinga football teamsong in thepedalsYou sing thewrong wordsto the hymnsa) sometimesb) oftenYou sing toyourselfduring the dayin AnglicanchantYou canprocess. Oryou can singthe hymn.Can't do both.You have sunga wrong notesjust to see if thechoir directornoticesYour haircaught onfire from acandle inchurch

Church Music Nerd - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sunday's hymns play obsessively in your head throughout the week
  2. The choir director gives one tempo for prep and a different tempo when the music starts
  3. Your cough drops have fused with the polyester pocket of your robe
  4. You have had to run out of church with uncontrollable giggles
  5. You took off your choir robe and realized you had no shirt on underneath
  6. The hem of your choir robe fell into the toilet
  7. You compete with the priest to see who knows the hymnal number of every hymn tune
  8. You can't read the tiny music in the bulletin
  9. An alto had to remove a lozenge stuck to the rear of your robe, where you sat on it
  10. Sometimes during the sermon, you wonder what will be offered at coffee hour
  11. You resent the power wielded by the organist
  12. You have a favorite vowel
  13. You have graded papers during the sermon
  14. You wore two different shoes to a church event
  15. You love your church choir
  16. You think we should dye our hair to match the different liturgical seasons
  17. You have heard the reader say "Frankenstein" instead of "frankincense"
  18. You have played a game on your phone during church
  19. You have done homework during choir rehearsal
  20. You keep cookies in the pocket of your robe
  21. You wish you were a tenor
  22. You secretly know your section is better than the others
  23. You have rolled your eyes at the choir director
  24. When the priest gets out the incense and the holy water aspergillum, you want to head for the hills
  25. You texted during church
  26. You have had 3 or more copies of a piece of music in your folder
  27. Your favorite harmony is at "Word of the Father," Willcocks harmonization
  28. You hear the choir director singing the wrong words to the hymns
  29. You use hymn tune names as passwords
  30. Choir parties are the best part of church choir
  31. In the Postlude, you heard the organist playing a football team song in the pedals
  32. You sing the wrong words to the hymns a) sometimes b) often
  33. You sing to yourself during the day in Anglican chant
  34. You can process. Or you can sing the hymn. Can't do both.
  35. You have sung a wrong notes just to see if the choir director notices
  36. Your hair caught on fire from a candle in church