You hear thechoir directorsinging thewrong wordsto the hymnsYou keepcookies inthe pocket ofyour robeWhen the priestgets out theincense and theholy wateraspergillum,you want to headfor the hillsChoir partiesare the bestpart ofchurch choirSometimesduring thesermon, youwonder whatwill be offeredat coffee hourYou havea favoritevowelYou have had3 or morecopies of apiece of musicin your folderYour haircaught onfire from acandle inchurchYou secretlyknow yoursection isbetter thanthe othersYou loveyourchurchchoirYou havegradedpapersduring thesermonThe choir directorgives one tempofor prep and adifferent tempowhen the musicstartsYou canprocess. Oryou can singthe hymn.Can't do both.You have heardthe reader say"Frankenstein"instead of"frankincense"You resentthe powerwielded bythe organistSunday'shymns playobsessively inyour headthroughout theweek You wishyou werea tenorYour favoriteharmony is at"Word of theFather,"WillcocksharmonizationYou sing toyourselfduring the dayin AnglicanchantThe hem ofyour choirrobe fell intothe toiletYou woretwo differentshoes to achurch eventYou compete withthe priest to seewho knows thehymnal number ofevery hymn tuneYou have sunga wrong notesjust to see if thechoir directornoticesIn the Postlude,you heard theorganist playinga football teamsong in thepedalsYour coughdrops havefused with thepolyesterpocket of yourrobeYou sing thewrong wordsto the hymnsa) sometimesb) oftenYou usehymn tunenames aspasswordsYou haveplayed agame on yourphone duringchurchYou think weshould dye ourhair to match thedifferentliturgicalseasonsYou took off yourchoir robe andrealized you hadno shirt onunderneathYou have hadto run out ofchurch withuncontrollablegigglesYoutextedduringchurchYou havedonehomeworkduring choirrehearsalYou haverolled youreyes at thechoir directorYou can'tread the tinymusic in thebulletinAn alto had toremove a lozengestuck to the rear ofyour robe, whereyou sat on itYou hear thechoir directorsinging thewrong wordsto the hymnsYou keepcookies inthe pocket ofyour robeWhen the priestgets out theincense and theholy wateraspergillum,you want to headfor the hillsChoir partiesare the bestpart ofchurch choirSometimesduring thesermon, youwonder whatwill be offeredat coffee hourYou havea favoritevowelYou have had3 or morecopies of apiece of musicin your folderYour haircaught onfire from acandle inchurchYou secretlyknow yoursection isbetter thanthe othersYou loveyourchurchchoirYou havegradedpapersduring thesermonThe choir directorgives one tempofor prep and adifferent tempowhen the musicstartsYou canprocess. Oryou can singthe hymn.Can't do both.You have heardthe reader say"Frankenstein"instead of"frankincense"You resentthe powerwielded bythe organistSunday'shymns playobsessively inyour headthroughout theweek You wishyou werea tenorYour favoriteharmony is at"Word of theFather,"WillcocksharmonizationYou sing toyourselfduring the dayin AnglicanchantThe hem ofyour choirrobe fell intothe toiletYou woretwo differentshoes to achurch eventYou compete withthe priest to seewho knows thehymnal number ofevery hymn tuneYou have sunga wrong notesjust to see if thechoir directornoticesIn the Postlude,you heard theorganist playinga football teamsong in thepedalsYour coughdrops havefused with thepolyesterpocket of yourrobeYou sing thewrong wordsto the hymnsa) sometimesb) oftenYou usehymn tunenames aspasswordsYou haveplayed agame on yourphone duringchurchYou think weshould dye ourhair to match thedifferentliturgicalseasonsYou took off yourchoir robe andrealized you hadno shirt onunderneathYou have hadto run out ofchurch withuncontrollablegigglesYoutextedduringchurchYou havedonehomeworkduring choirrehearsalYou haverolled youreyes at thechoir directorYou can'tread the tinymusic in thebulletinAn alto had toremove a lozengestuck to the rear ofyour robe, whereyou sat on it

Church Music Nerd - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You hear the choir director singing the wrong words to the hymns
  2. You keep cookies in the pocket of your robe
  3. When the priest gets out the incense and the holy water aspergillum, you want to head for the hills
  4. Choir parties are the best part of church choir
  5. Sometimes during the sermon, you wonder what will be offered at coffee hour
  6. You have a favorite vowel
  7. You have had 3 or more copies of a piece of music in your folder
  8. Your hair caught on fire from a candle in church
  9. You secretly know your section is better than the others
  10. You love your church choir
  11. You have graded papers during the sermon
  12. The choir director gives one tempo for prep and a different tempo when the music starts
  13. You can process. Or you can sing the hymn. Can't do both.
  14. You have heard the reader say "Frankenstein" instead of "frankincense"
  15. You resent the power wielded by the organist
  16. Sunday's hymns play obsessively in your head throughout the week
  17. You wish you were a tenor
  18. Your favorite harmony is at "Word of the Father," Willcocks harmonization
  19. You sing to yourself during the day in Anglican chant
  20. The hem of your choir robe fell into the toilet
  21. You wore two different shoes to a church event
  22. You compete with the priest to see who knows the hymnal number of every hymn tune
  23. You have sung a wrong notes just to see if the choir director notices
  24. In the Postlude, you heard the organist playing a football team song in the pedals
  25. Your cough drops have fused with the polyester pocket of your robe
  26. You sing the wrong words to the hymns a) sometimes b) often
  27. You use hymn tune names as passwords
  28. You have played a game on your phone during church
  29. You think we should dye our hair to match the different liturgical seasons
  30. You took off your choir robe and realized you had no shirt on underneath
  31. You have had to run out of church with uncontrollable giggles
  32. You texted during church
  33. You have done homework during choir rehearsal
  34. You have rolled your eyes at the choir director
  35. You can't read the tiny music in the bulletin
  36. An alto had to remove a lozenge stuck to the rear of your robe, where you sat on it