You resentthe powerwielded bythe organistYoutextedduringchurchIn the Postlude,you heard theorganist playinga football teamsong in thepedalsChoir partiesare the bestpart ofchurch choirYou compete withthe priest to seewho knows thehymnal number ofevery hymn tuneYou haveplayed agame on yourphone duringchurchYou canprocess. Oryou can singthe hymn.Can't do both.Your coughdrops havefused with thepolyesterpocket of yourrobeYou loveyourchurchchoirYou have sunga wrong notesjust to see if thechoir directornoticesYou took off yourchoir robe andrealized you hadno shirt onunderneathYou havedonehomeworkduring choirrehearsalAn alto had toremove a lozengestuck to the rear ofyour robe, whereyou sat on itYou sing thewrong wordsto the hymnsa) sometimesb) oftenYou hear thechoir directorsinging thewrong wordsto the hymnsYou have had3 or morecopies of apiece of musicin your folderSunday'shymns playobsessively inyour headthroughout theweekThe choir directorgives one tempofor prep and adifferent tempowhen the musicstartsYou keepcookies inthe pocket ofyour robeYou have heardthe reader say"Frankenstein"instead of"frankincense"You have hadto run out ofchurch withuncontrollablegigglesYou secretlyknow yoursection isbetter thanthe othersYour favoriteharmony is at"Word of theFather,"WillcocksharmonizationYou woretwo differentshoes to achurch eventSometimesduring thesermon, youwonder whatwill be offeredat coffee hourYou haverolled youreyes at thechoir directorThe hem ofyour choirrobe fell intothe toiletWhen the priestgets out theincense and theholy wateraspergillum,you want to headfor the hillsYour haircaught onfire from acandle inchurchYou think weshould dye ourhair to match thedifferentliturgicalseasonsYou usehymn tunenames aspasswordsYou havea favoritevowelYou can'tread the tinymusic in thebulletin You wishyou werea tenorYou sing toyourselfduring the dayin AnglicanchantYou havegradedpapersduring thesermonYou resentthe powerwielded bythe organistYoutextedduringchurchIn the Postlude,you heard theorganist playinga football teamsong in thepedalsChoir partiesare the bestpart ofchurch choirYou compete withthe priest to seewho knows thehymnal number ofevery hymn tuneYou haveplayed agame on yourphone duringchurchYou canprocess. Oryou can singthe hymn.Can't do both.Your coughdrops havefused with thepolyesterpocket of yourrobeYou loveyourchurchchoirYou have sunga wrong notesjust to see if thechoir directornoticesYou took off yourchoir robe andrealized you hadno shirt onunderneathYou havedonehomeworkduring choirrehearsalAn alto had toremove a lozengestuck to the rear ofyour robe, whereyou sat on itYou sing thewrong wordsto the hymnsa) sometimesb) oftenYou hear thechoir directorsinging thewrong wordsto the hymnsYou have had3 or morecopies of apiece of musicin your folderSunday'shymns playobsessively inyour headthroughout theweekThe choir directorgives one tempofor prep and adifferent tempowhen the musicstartsYou keepcookies inthe pocket ofyour robeYou have heardthe reader say"Frankenstein"instead of"frankincense"You have hadto run out ofchurch withuncontrollablegigglesYou secretlyknow yoursection isbetter thanthe othersYour favoriteharmony is at"Word of theFather,"WillcocksharmonizationYou woretwo differentshoes to achurch eventSometimesduring thesermon, youwonder whatwill be offeredat coffee hourYou haverolled youreyes at thechoir directorThe hem ofyour choirrobe fell intothe toiletWhen the priestgets out theincense and theholy wateraspergillum,you want to headfor the hillsYour haircaught onfire from acandle inchurchYou think weshould dye ourhair to match thedifferentliturgicalseasonsYou usehymn tunenames aspasswordsYou havea favoritevowelYou can'tread the tinymusic in thebulletin You wishyou werea tenorYou sing toyourselfduring the dayin AnglicanchantYou havegradedpapersduring thesermon

Church Music Nerd - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You resent the power wielded by the organist
  2. You texted during church
  3. In the Postlude, you heard the organist playing a football team song in the pedals
  4. Choir parties are the best part of church choir
  5. You compete with the priest to see who knows the hymnal number of every hymn tune
  6. You have played a game on your phone during church
  7. You can process. Or you can sing the hymn. Can't do both.
  8. Your cough drops have fused with the polyester pocket of your robe
  9. You love your church choir
  10. You have sung a wrong notes just to see if the choir director notices
  11. You took off your choir robe and realized you had no shirt on underneath
  12. You have done homework during choir rehearsal
  13. An alto had to remove a lozenge stuck to the rear of your robe, where you sat on it
  14. You sing the wrong words to the hymns a) sometimes b) often
  15. You hear the choir director singing the wrong words to the hymns
  16. You have had 3 or more copies of a piece of music in your folder
  17. Sunday's hymns play obsessively in your head throughout the week
  18. The choir director gives one tempo for prep and a different tempo when the music starts
  19. You keep cookies in the pocket of your robe
  20. You have heard the reader say "Frankenstein" instead of "frankincense"
  21. You have had to run out of church with uncontrollable giggles
  22. You secretly know your section is better than the others
  23. Your favorite harmony is at "Word of the Father," Willcocks harmonization
  24. You wore two different shoes to a church event
  25. Sometimes during the sermon, you wonder what will be offered at coffee hour
  26. You have rolled your eyes at the choir director
  27. The hem of your choir robe fell into the toilet
  28. When the priest gets out the incense and the holy water aspergillum, you want to head for the hills
  29. Your hair caught on fire from a candle in church
  30. You think we should dye our hair to match the different liturgical seasons
  31. You use hymn tune names as passwords
  32. You have a favorite vowel
  33. You can't read the tiny music in the bulletin
  34. You wish you were a tenor
  35. You sing to yourself during the day in Anglican chant
  36. You have graded papers during the sermon