You haverolled youreyes at thechoir directorYou took off yourchoir robe andrealized you hadno shirt onunderneathIn the Postlude,you heard theorganist playinga football teamsong in thepedalsYou resentthe powerwielded bythe organistSometimesduring thesermon, youwonder whatwill be offeredat coffee hourThe hem ofyour choirrobe fell intothe toiletYour favoriteharmony is at"Word of theFather,"WillcocksharmonizationYou secretlyknow yoursection isbetter thanthe othersYou woretwo differentshoes to achurch eventYou can'tread the tinymusic in thebulletinYou havea favoritevowelYoutextedduringchurchThe choir directorgives one tempofor prep and adifferent tempowhen the musicstartsAn alto had toremove a lozengestuck to the rear ofyour robe, whereyou sat on itChoir partiesare the bestpart ofchurch choirYou haveplayed agame on yourphone duringchurchYou have had3 or morecopies of apiece of musicin your folderWhen the priestgets out theincense and theholy wateraspergillum,you want to headfor the hillsYou havedonehomeworkduring choirrehearsalYour coughdrops havefused with thepolyesterpocket of yourrobe You wishyou werea tenorYou usehymn tunenames aspasswordsYou have heardthe reader say"Frankenstein"instead of"frankincense"You sing toyourselfduring the dayin AnglicanchantYou have sunga wrong notesjust to see if thechoir directornoticesYou sing thewrong wordsto the hymnsa) sometimesb) oftenYou compete withthe priest to seewho knows thehymnal number ofevery hymn tuneSunday'shymns playobsessively inyour headthroughout theweekYou canprocess. Oryou can singthe hymn.Can't do both.You keepcookies inthe pocket ofyour robeYou havegradedpapersduring thesermonYou think weshould dye ourhair to match thedifferentliturgicalseasonsYou hear thechoir directorsinging thewrong wordsto the hymnsYou loveyourchurchchoirYour haircaught onfire from acandle inchurchYou have hadto run out ofchurch withuncontrollablegigglesYou haverolled youreyes at thechoir directorYou took off yourchoir robe andrealized you hadno shirt onunderneathIn the Postlude,you heard theorganist playinga football teamsong in thepedalsYou resentthe powerwielded bythe organistSometimesduring thesermon, youwonder whatwill be offeredat coffee hourThe hem ofyour choirrobe fell intothe toiletYour favoriteharmony is at"Word of theFather,"WillcocksharmonizationYou secretlyknow yoursection isbetter thanthe othersYou woretwo differentshoes to achurch eventYou can'tread the tinymusic in thebulletinYou havea favoritevowelYoutextedduringchurchThe choir directorgives one tempofor prep and adifferent tempowhen the musicstartsAn alto had toremove a lozengestuck to the rear ofyour robe, whereyou sat on itChoir partiesare the bestpart ofchurch choirYou haveplayed agame on yourphone duringchurchYou have had3 or morecopies of apiece of musicin your folderWhen the priestgets out theincense and theholy wateraspergillum,you want to headfor the hillsYou havedonehomeworkduring choirrehearsalYour coughdrops havefused with thepolyesterpocket of yourrobe You wishyou werea tenorYou usehymn tunenames aspasswordsYou have heardthe reader say"Frankenstein"instead of"frankincense"You sing toyourselfduring the dayin AnglicanchantYou have sunga wrong notesjust to see if thechoir directornoticesYou sing thewrong wordsto the hymnsa) sometimesb) oftenYou compete withthe priest to seewho knows thehymnal number ofevery hymn tuneSunday'shymns playobsessively inyour headthroughout theweekYou canprocess. Oryou can singthe hymn.Can't do both.You keepcookies inthe pocket ofyour robeYou havegradedpapersduring thesermonYou think weshould dye ourhair to match thedifferentliturgicalseasonsYou hear thechoir directorsinging thewrong wordsto the hymnsYou loveyourchurchchoirYour haircaught onfire from acandle inchurchYou have hadto run out ofchurch withuncontrollablegiggles

Church Music Nerd - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You have rolled your eyes at the choir director
  2. You took off your choir robe and realized you had no shirt on underneath
  3. In the Postlude, you heard the organist playing a football team song in the pedals
  4. You resent the power wielded by the organist
  5. Sometimes during the sermon, you wonder what will be offered at coffee hour
  6. The hem of your choir robe fell into the toilet
  7. Your favorite harmony is at "Word of the Father," Willcocks harmonization
  8. You secretly know your section is better than the others
  9. You wore two different shoes to a church event
  10. You can't read the tiny music in the bulletin
  11. You have a favorite vowel
  12. You texted during church
  13. The choir director gives one tempo for prep and a different tempo when the music starts
  14. An alto had to remove a lozenge stuck to the rear of your robe, where you sat on it
  15. Choir parties are the best part of church choir
  16. You have played a game on your phone during church
  17. You have had 3 or more copies of a piece of music in your folder
  18. When the priest gets out the incense and the holy water aspergillum, you want to head for the hills
  19. You have done homework during choir rehearsal
  20. Your cough drops have fused with the polyester pocket of your robe
  21. You wish you were a tenor
  22. You use hymn tune names as passwords
  23. You have heard the reader say "Frankenstein" instead of "frankincense"
  24. You sing to yourself during the day in Anglican chant
  25. You have sung a wrong notes just to see if the choir director notices
  26. You sing the wrong words to the hymns a) sometimes b) often
  27. You compete with the priest to see who knows the hymnal number of every hymn tune
  28. Sunday's hymns play obsessively in your head throughout the week
  29. You can process. Or you can sing the hymn. Can't do both.
  30. You keep cookies in the pocket of your robe
  31. You have graded papers during the sermon
  32. You think we should dye our hair to match the different liturgical seasons
  33. You hear the choir director singing the wrong words to the hymns
  34. You love your church choir
  35. Your hair caught on fire from a candle in church
  36. You have had to run out of church with uncontrollable giggles