You sing thewrong wordsto the hymnsa) sometimesb) oftenYou canprocess. Oryou can singthe hymn.Can't do both.You think weshould dye ourhair to match thedifferentliturgicalseasonsSunday'shymns playobsessively inyour headthroughout theweekThe hem ofyour choirrobe fell intothe toiletYou have had3 or morecopies of apiece of musicin your folderYou havedonehomeworkduring choirrehearsalYou have heardthe reader say"Frankenstein"instead of"frankincense"You loveyourchurchchoirYou haverolled youreyes at thechoir directorYou compete withthe priest to seewho knows thehymnal number ofevery hymn tuneYour haircaught onfire from acandle inchurchAn alto had toremove a lozengestuck to the rear ofyour robe, whereyou sat on itChoir partiesare the bestpart ofchurch choirYou sing toyourselfduring the dayin AnglicanchantSometimesduring thesermon, youwonder whatwill be offeredat coffee hourYoutextedduringchurchYou took off yourchoir robe andrealized you hadno shirt onunderneathThe choir directorgives one tempofor prep and adifferent tempowhen the musicstartsYou hear thechoir directorsinging thewrong wordsto the hymnsYou haveplayed agame on yourphone duringchurchYou secretlyknow yoursection isbetter thanthe othersYou can'tread the tinymusic in thebulletinWhen the priestgets out theincense and theholy wateraspergillum,you want to headfor the hills You wishyou werea tenorYou havegradedpapersduring thesermonYou have hadto run out ofchurch withuncontrollablegigglesYou keepcookies inthe pocket ofyour robeYou resentthe powerwielded bythe organistYou havea favoritevowelYour favoriteharmony is at"Word of theFather,"WillcocksharmonizationYou usehymn tunenames aspasswordsIn the Postlude,you heard theorganist playinga football teamsong in thepedalsYou have sunga wrong notesjust to see if thechoir directornoticesYour coughdrops havefused with thepolyesterpocket of yourrobeYou woretwo differentshoes to achurch eventYou sing thewrong wordsto the hymnsa) sometimesb) oftenYou canprocess. Oryou can singthe hymn.Can't do both.You think weshould dye ourhair to match thedifferentliturgicalseasonsSunday'shymns playobsessively inyour headthroughout theweekThe hem ofyour choirrobe fell intothe toiletYou have had3 or morecopies of apiece of musicin your folderYou havedonehomeworkduring choirrehearsalYou have heardthe reader say"Frankenstein"instead of"frankincense"You loveyourchurchchoirYou haverolled youreyes at thechoir directorYou compete withthe priest to seewho knows thehymnal number ofevery hymn tuneYour haircaught onfire from acandle inchurchAn alto had toremove a lozengestuck to the rear ofyour robe, whereyou sat on itChoir partiesare the bestpart ofchurch choirYou sing toyourselfduring the dayin AnglicanchantSometimesduring thesermon, youwonder whatwill be offeredat coffee hourYoutextedduringchurchYou took off yourchoir robe andrealized you hadno shirt onunderneathThe choir directorgives one tempofor prep and adifferent tempowhen the musicstartsYou hear thechoir directorsinging thewrong wordsto the hymnsYou haveplayed agame on yourphone duringchurchYou secretlyknow yoursection isbetter thanthe othersYou can'tread the tinymusic in thebulletinWhen the priestgets out theincense and theholy wateraspergillum,you want to headfor the hills You wishyou werea tenorYou havegradedpapersduring thesermonYou have hadto run out ofchurch withuncontrollablegigglesYou keepcookies inthe pocket ofyour robeYou resentthe powerwielded bythe organistYou havea favoritevowelYour favoriteharmony is at"Word of theFather,"WillcocksharmonizationYou usehymn tunenames aspasswordsIn the Postlude,you heard theorganist playinga football teamsong in thepedalsYou have sunga wrong notesjust to see if thechoir directornoticesYour coughdrops havefused with thepolyesterpocket of yourrobeYou woretwo differentshoes to achurch event

Church Music Nerd - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You sing the wrong words to the hymns a) sometimes b) often
  2. You can process. Or you can sing the hymn. Can't do both.
  3. You think we should dye our hair to match the different liturgical seasons
  4. Sunday's hymns play obsessively in your head throughout the week
  5. The hem of your choir robe fell into the toilet
  6. You have had 3 or more copies of a piece of music in your folder
  7. You have done homework during choir rehearsal
  8. You have heard the reader say "Frankenstein" instead of "frankincense"
  9. You love your church choir
  10. You have rolled your eyes at the choir director
  11. You compete with the priest to see who knows the hymnal number of every hymn tune
  12. Your hair caught on fire from a candle in church
  13. An alto had to remove a lozenge stuck to the rear of your robe, where you sat on it
  14. Choir parties are the best part of church choir
  15. You sing to yourself during the day in Anglican chant
  16. Sometimes during the sermon, you wonder what will be offered at coffee hour
  17. You texted during church
  18. You took off your choir robe and realized you had no shirt on underneath
  19. The choir director gives one tempo for prep and a different tempo when the music starts
  20. You hear the choir director singing the wrong words to the hymns
  21. You have played a game on your phone during church
  22. You secretly know your section is better than the others
  23. You can't read the tiny music in the bulletin
  24. When the priest gets out the incense and the holy water aspergillum, you want to head for the hills
  25. You wish you were a tenor
  26. You have graded papers during the sermon
  27. You have had to run out of church with uncontrollable giggles
  28. You keep cookies in the pocket of your robe
  29. You resent the power wielded by the organist
  30. You have a favorite vowel
  31. Your favorite harmony is at "Word of the Father," Willcocks harmonization
  32. You use hymn tune names as passwords
  33. In the Postlude, you heard the organist playing a football team song in the pedals
  34. You have sung a wrong notes just to see if the choir director notices
  35. Your cough drops have fused with the polyester pocket of your robe
  36. You wore two different shoes to a church event