GallowshumorBrowseDemotivatorsatDespair.comInsincere c-suite apologyabout thecommunicationSarcasticmuttering inyour privatechat channelCheckWalgreensfor Xanaxrefill"We reallycareaboutyou."Sendfriendrequest toCarl IcahnProxy votementioned"we needyoursupport"Conferenceroomssuddenlyeasy toreserveCo-workersgo home orlog off withoutsaying a wordExtrasecurityguards inthe house!"Impactedemployeeswill be treatedwith dignityand respect."AskChatGPT toupdate yourresume🙄 is yournewfavoriteemojiToadiethanksFrancis forsharing thedifficult news"Financialheadwinds"Text fromformer co-worker, now atother business:"Are you ok?""Novaseq Xis amazingandwonderful."Godirectly totheVintageMove upelectivesurgerydateGlobalHR in thehouse!Startbrushing upyourLinkedInpageGoogleCOBRACrying inthebathroomGallowshumorBrowseDemotivatorsatDespair.comInsincere c-suite apologyabout thecommunicationSarcasticmuttering inyour privatechat channelCheckWalgreensfor Xanaxrefill"We reallycareaboutyou."Sendfriendrequest toCarl IcahnProxy votementioned"we needyoursupport"Conferenceroomssuddenlyeasy toreserveCo-workersgo home orlog off withoutsaying a wordExtrasecurityguards inthe house!"Impactedemployeeswill be treatedwith dignityand respect."AskChatGPT toupdate yourresume🙄 is yournewfavoriteemojiToadiethanksFrancis forsharing thedifficult news"Financialheadwinds"Text fromformer co-worker, now atother business:"Are you ok?""Novaseq Xis amazingandwonderful."Godirectly totheVintageMove upelectivesurgerydateGlobalHR in thehouse!Startbrushing upyourLinkedInpageGoogleCOBRACrying inthebathroom

DOWNSIZED BINGO: Illumina Edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Gallows humor
  2. Browse Demotivators at Despair.com
  3. Insincere c-suite apology about the communication
  4. Sarcastic muttering in your private chat channel
  5. Check Walgreens for Xanax refill
  6. "We really care about you."
  7. Send friend request to Carl Icahn
  8. Proxy vote mentioned "we need your support"
  9. Conference rooms suddenly easy to reserve
  10. Co-workers go home or log off without saying a word
  11. Extra security guards in the house!
  12. "Impacted employees will be treated with dignity and respect."
  13. Ask ChatGPT to update your resume
  14. 🙄 is your new favorite emoji
  15. Toadie thanks Francis for sharing the difficult news
  16. "Financial headwinds"
  17. Text from former co-worker, now at other business: "Are you ok?"
  18. "Novaseq X is amazing and wonderful."
  19. Go directly to the Vintage
  20. Move up elective surgery date
  21. Global HR in the house!
  22. Start brushing up your LinkedIn page
  23. Google COBRA
  24. Crying in the bathroom