Gallowshumor🙄 is yournewfavoriteemojiText fromformer co-worker, now atother business:"Are you ok?"Crying inthebathroomInsincere c-suite apologyabout thecommunicationSarcasticmuttering inyour privatechat channelAskChatGPT toupdate yourresumeMove upelectivesurgerydate"Financialheadwinds"Startbrushing upyourLinkedInpageBrowseDemotivatorsatDespair.comToadiethanksFrancis forsharing thedifficult newsExtrasecurityguards inthe house!"We reallycareaboutyou."GoogleCOBRA"Impactedemployeeswill be treatedwith dignityand respect."Proxy votementioned"we needyoursupport"CheckWalgreensfor Xanaxrefill"Novaseq Xis amazingandwonderful."GlobalHR in thehouse!Sendfriendrequest toCarl IcahnGodirectly totheVintageConferenceroomssuddenlyeasy toreserveCo-workersgo home orlog off withoutsaying a wordGallowshumor🙄 is yournewfavoriteemojiText fromformer co-worker, now atother business:"Are you ok?"Crying inthebathroomInsincere c-suite apologyabout thecommunicationSarcasticmuttering inyour privatechat channelAskChatGPT toupdate yourresumeMove upelectivesurgerydate"Financialheadwinds"Startbrushing upyourLinkedInpageBrowseDemotivatorsatDespair.comToadiethanksFrancis forsharing thedifficult newsExtrasecurityguards inthe house!"We reallycareaboutyou."GoogleCOBRA"Impactedemployeeswill be treatedwith dignityand respect."Proxy votementioned"we needyoursupport"CheckWalgreensfor Xanaxrefill"Novaseq Xis amazingandwonderful."GlobalHR in thehouse!Sendfriendrequest toCarl IcahnGodirectly totheVintageConferenceroomssuddenlyeasy toreserveCo-workersgo home orlog off withoutsaying a word

DOWNSIZED BINGO: Illumina Edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Gallows humor
  2. 🙄 is your new favorite emoji
  3. Text from former co-worker, now at other business: "Are you ok?"
  4. Crying in the bathroom
  5. Insincere c-suite apology about the communication
  6. Sarcastic muttering in your private chat channel
  7. Ask ChatGPT to update your resume
  8. Move up elective surgery date
  9. "Financial headwinds"
  10. Start brushing up your LinkedIn page
  11. Browse Demotivators at Despair.com
  12. Toadie thanks Francis for sharing the difficult news
  13. Extra security guards in the house!
  14. "We really care about you."
  15. Google COBRA
  16. "Impacted employees will be treated with dignity and respect."
  17. Proxy vote mentioned "we need your support"
  18. Check Walgreens for Xanax refill
  19. "Novaseq X is amazing and wonderful."
  20. Global HR in the house!
  21. Send friend request to Carl Icahn
  22. Go directly to the Vintage
  23. Conference rooms suddenly easy to reserve
  24. Co-workers go home or log off without saying a word