"Financialheadwinds"Co-workersgo home orlog off withoutsaying a wordExtrasecurityguards inthe house!GoogleCOBRAConferenceroomssuddenlyeasy toreserve"Impactedemployeeswill be treatedwith dignityand respect."Sarcasticmuttering inyour privatechat channelGlobalHR in thehouse!GallowshumorBrowseDemotivatorsatDespair.comCheckWalgreensfor XanaxrefillAskChatGPT toupdate yourresumeMove upelectivesurgerydateText fromformer co-worker, now atother business:"Are you ok?"Insincere c-suite apologyabout thecommunicationToadiethanksFrancis forsharing thedifficult newsProxy votementioned"we needyoursupport"Sendfriendrequest toCarl Icahn🙄 is yournewfavoriteemoji"Novaseq Xis amazingandwonderful.""We reallycareaboutyou."Startbrushing upyourLinkedInpageGodirectly totheVintageCrying inthebathroom"Financialheadwinds"Co-workersgo home orlog off withoutsaying a wordExtrasecurityguards inthe house!GoogleCOBRAConferenceroomssuddenlyeasy toreserve"Impactedemployeeswill be treatedwith dignityand respect."Sarcasticmuttering inyour privatechat channelGlobalHR in thehouse!GallowshumorBrowseDemotivatorsatDespair.comCheckWalgreensfor XanaxrefillAskChatGPT toupdate yourresumeMove upelectivesurgerydateText fromformer co-worker, now atother business:"Are you ok?"Insincere c-suite apologyabout thecommunicationToadiethanksFrancis forsharing thedifficult newsProxy votementioned"we needyoursupport"Sendfriendrequest toCarl Icahn🙄 is yournewfavoriteemoji"Novaseq Xis amazingandwonderful.""We reallycareaboutyou."Startbrushing upyourLinkedInpageGodirectly totheVintageCrying inthebathroom

DOWNSIZED BINGO: Illumina Edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Financial headwinds"
  2. Co-workers go home or log off without saying a word
  3. Extra security guards in the house!
  4. Google COBRA
  5. Conference rooms suddenly easy to reserve
  6. "Impacted employees will be treated with dignity and respect."
  7. Sarcastic muttering in your private chat channel
  8. Global HR in the house!
  9. Gallows humor
  10. Browse Demotivators at Despair.com
  11. Check Walgreens for Xanax refill
  12. Ask ChatGPT to update your resume
  13. Move up elective surgery date
  14. Text from former co-worker, now at other business: "Are you ok?"
  15. Insincere c-suite apology about the communication
  16. Toadie thanks Francis for sharing the difficult news
  17. Proxy vote mentioned "we need your support"
  18. Send friend request to Carl Icahn
  19. 🙄 is your new favorite emoji
  20. "Novaseq X is amazing and wonderful."
  21. "We really care about you."
  22. Start brushing up your LinkedIn page
  23. Go directly to the Vintage
  24. Crying in the bathroom