Text fromformer co-worker, now atother business:"Are you ok?""Impactedemployeeswill be treatedwith dignityand respect.""Financialheadwinds""Novaseq Xis amazingandwonderful."Move upelectivesurgerydateStartbrushing upyourLinkedInpageGallowshumorExtrasecurityguards inthe house!ToadiethanksFrancis forsharing thedifficult newsProxy votementioned"we needyoursupport"GlobalHR in thehouse!BrowseDemotivatorsatDespair.comCo-workersgo home orlog off withoutsaying a wordInsincere c-suite apologyabout thecommunicationCheckWalgreensfor Xanaxrefill🙄 is yournewfavoriteemojiGodirectly totheVintageAskChatGPT toupdate yourresumeSarcasticmuttering inyour privatechat channel"We reallycareaboutyou."Crying inthebathroomSendfriendrequest toCarl IcahnConferenceroomssuddenlyeasy toreserveGoogleCOBRAText fromformer co-worker, now atother business:"Are you ok?""Impactedemployeeswill be treatedwith dignityand respect.""Financialheadwinds""Novaseq Xis amazingandwonderful."Move upelectivesurgerydateStartbrushing upyourLinkedInpageGallowshumorExtrasecurityguards inthe house!ToadiethanksFrancis forsharing thedifficult newsProxy votementioned"we needyoursupport"GlobalHR in thehouse!BrowseDemotivatorsatDespair.comCo-workersgo home orlog off withoutsaying a wordInsincere c-suite apologyabout thecommunicationCheckWalgreensfor Xanaxrefill🙄 is yournewfavoriteemojiGodirectly totheVintageAskChatGPT toupdate yourresumeSarcasticmuttering inyour privatechat channel"We reallycareaboutyou."Crying inthebathroomSendfriendrequest toCarl IcahnConferenceroomssuddenlyeasy toreserveGoogleCOBRA

DOWNSIZED BINGO: Illumina Edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Text from former co-worker, now at other business: "Are you ok?"
  2. "Impacted employees will be treated with dignity and respect."
  3. "Financial headwinds"
  4. "Novaseq X is amazing and wonderful."
  5. Move up elective surgery date
  6. Start brushing up your LinkedIn page
  7. Gallows humor
  8. Extra security guards in the house!
  9. Toadie thanks Francis for sharing the difficult news
  10. Proxy vote mentioned "we need your support"
  11. Global HR in the house!
  12. Browse Demotivators at Despair.com
  13. Co-workers go home or log off without saying a word
  14. Insincere c-suite apology about the communication
  15. Check Walgreens for Xanax refill
  16. 🙄 is your new favorite emoji
  17. Go directly to the Vintage
  18. Ask ChatGPT to update your resume
  19. Sarcastic muttering in your private chat channel
  20. "We really care about you."
  21. Crying in the bathroom
  22. Send friend request to Carl Icahn
  23. Conference rooms suddenly easy to reserve
  24. Google COBRA