ToadiethanksFrancis forsharing thedifficult newsGodirectly totheVintage🙄 is yournewfavoriteemojiExtrasecurityguards inthe house!Text fromformer co-worker, now atother business:"Are you ok?"Co-workersgo home orlog off withoutsaying a wordCheckWalgreensfor XanaxrefillSarcasticmuttering inyour privatechat channelInsincere c-suite apologyabout thecommunicationBrowseDemotivatorsatDespair.comProxy votementioned"we needyoursupport"Startbrushing upyourLinkedInpageSendfriendrequest toCarl Icahn"Financialheadwinds"Crying inthebathroomGallowshumorMove upelectivesurgerydateGlobalHR in thehouse!GoogleCOBRA"Novaseq Xis amazingandwonderful.""Impactedemployeeswill be treatedwith dignityand respect.""We reallycareaboutyou."AskChatGPT toupdate yourresumeConferenceroomssuddenlyeasy toreserveToadiethanksFrancis forsharing thedifficult newsGodirectly totheVintage🙄 is yournewfavoriteemojiExtrasecurityguards inthe house!Text fromformer co-worker, now atother business:"Are you ok?"Co-workersgo home orlog off withoutsaying a wordCheckWalgreensfor XanaxrefillSarcasticmuttering inyour privatechat channelInsincere c-suite apologyabout thecommunicationBrowseDemotivatorsatDespair.comProxy votementioned"we needyoursupport"Startbrushing upyourLinkedInpageSendfriendrequest toCarl Icahn"Financialheadwinds"Crying inthebathroomGallowshumorMove upelectivesurgerydateGlobalHR in thehouse!GoogleCOBRA"Novaseq Xis amazingandwonderful.""Impactedemployeeswill be treatedwith dignityand respect.""We reallycareaboutyou."AskChatGPT toupdate yourresumeConferenceroomssuddenlyeasy toreserve

DOWNSIZED BINGO: Illumina Edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Toadie thanks Francis for sharing the difficult news
  2. Go directly to the Vintage
  3. 🙄 is your new favorite emoji
  4. Extra security guards in the house!
  5. Text from former co-worker, now at other business: "Are you ok?"
  6. Co-workers go home or log off without saying a word
  7. Check Walgreens for Xanax refill
  8. Sarcastic muttering in your private chat channel
  9. Insincere c-suite apology about the communication
  10. Browse Demotivators at Despair.com
  11. Proxy vote mentioned "we need your support"
  12. Start brushing up your LinkedIn page
  13. Send friend request to Carl Icahn
  14. "Financial headwinds"
  15. Crying in the bathroom
  16. Gallows humor
  17. Move up elective surgery date
  18. Global HR in the house!
  19. Google COBRA
  20. "Novaseq X is amazing and wonderful."
  21. "Impacted employees will be treated with dignity and respect."
  22. "We really care about you."
  23. Ask ChatGPT to update your resume
  24. Conference rooms suddenly easy to reserve