GlobalHR in thehouse!ToadiethanksFrancis forsharing thedifficult news🙄 is yournewfavoriteemoji"We reallycareaboutyou."Extrasecurityguards inthe house!Conferenceroomssuddenlyeasy toreserveGodirectly totheVintage"Novaseq Xis amazingandwonderful."Proxy votementioned"we needyoursupport"Startbrushing upyourLinkedInpageSendfriendrequest toCarl IcahnGallowshumorCo-workersgo home orlog off withoutsaying a wordCheckWalgreensfor XanaxrefillMove upelectivesurgerydateInsincere c-suite apologyabout thecommunication"Financialheadwinds"GoogleCOBRAAskChatGPT toupdate yourresumeSarcasticmuttering inyour privatechat channelText fromformer co-worker, now atother business:"Are you ok?"Crying inthebathroom"Impactedemployeeswill be treatedwith dignityand respect."BrowseDemotivatorsatDespair.comGlobalHR in thehouse!ToadiethanksFrancis forsharing thedifficult news🙄 is yournewfavoriteemoji"We reallycareaboutyou."Extrasecurityguards inthe house!Conferenceroomssuddenlyeasy toreserveGodirectly totheVintage"Novaseq Xis amazingandwonderful."Proxy votementioned"we needyoursupport"Startbrushing upyourLinkedInpageSendfriendrequest toCarl IcahnGallowshumorCo-workersgo home orlog off withoutsaying a wordCheckWalgreensfor XanaxrefillMove upelectivesurgerydateInsincere c-suite apologyabout thecommunication"Financialheadwinds"GoogleCOBRAAskChatGPT toupdate yourresumeSarcasticmuttering inyour privatechat channelText fromformer co-worker, now atother business:"Are you ok?"Crying inthebathroom"Impactedemployeeswill be treatedwith dignityand respect."BrowseDemotivatorsatDespair.com

DOWNSIZED BINGO: Illumina Edition - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Global HR in the house!
  2. Toadie thanks Francis for sharing the difficult news
  3. 🙄 is your new favorite emoji
  4. "We really care about you."
  5. Extra security guards in the house!
  6. Conference rooms suddenly easy to reserve
  7. Go directly to the Vintage
  8. "Novaseq X is amazing and wonderful."
  9. Proxy vote mentioned "we need your support"
  10. Start brushing up your LinkedIn page
  11. Send friend request to Carl Icahn
  12. Gallows humor
  13. Co-workers go home or log off without saying a word
  14. Check Walgreens for Xanax refill
  15. Move up elective surgery date
  16. Insincere c-suite apology about the communication
  17. "Financial headwinds"
  18. Google COBRA
  19. Ask ChatGPT to update your resume
  20. Sarcastic muttering in your private chat channel
  21. Text from former co-worker, now at other business: "Are you ok?"
  22. Crying in the bathroom
  23. "Impacted employees will be treated with dignity and respect."
  24. Browse Demotivators at Despair.com