Haspin Acres It all started because I was drunk.... Brought in by CPD Medical Advice Phone Call, Nursing home dump body fluids on the floor SBP <80 Grown adult brought in stuffed animal OVERdose Renal Failure Admissio Tattoo man afraid of needles Frequent Flyer x's 3 and Allergic to Tylenol, ASA & Motrin. STEMI Fall Intubated Boarding pt. >12 hours. More than 5 allergies "My medical hx should be in the computer" SECURITY needed Lac/Amputation I googled my s/s "Dr. Google" Family member is "Medical" Nurse unable to take report. The "Pot*A*Pukas" Patient MVA Medication Refill What is THAT doing in there?! (items found in/on pt. where they shouldn't be) "Nurse At Lunch" Can't Take Report "lost pain meds" Frequent flyer here for their daily lunch. Repeat from the last 72 hours Abscess Pt. got the "juice juice" URI s/s <4 hours in duration. Psych Chewed out by patient or family member Blood sugar problem Peds high fever no OTC meds given Fracture Pain for >1 month Life Line NO AMA All Shift Medical Alert Patient Left AMA Assault Should have came last week circling drain pt. Abdominal Pain sick < 1 hour Head Bleed ER to ER Transfer Peds PIV Free! Animal bite AMA Hip Fracture Only Dilauded works for my pain I'm just here for the food No LWBS All Shift >10 EMS Patients in one shift PID Shuffle Psych Patient Majestic care patient Blood sugar HI Transfer Patient Abdominal pain walks in with McDs "I haven't ate all day" just arrived to room. "FREE" Pregnancy test Emesis Bedbugs, scabies, lice OH MY! DUMPSTER FIRE Shift Wears 02 at base arrived without, left at home. Lost pain meds Pt C/O pain >1 week Stubbed toe/toe injury STROKE Protocol ABD Pain Pt asking to eat Forgot why they hit the call button Blood sent to lab hemolyzed, Patient running Naked in Hall Code Brown cough Rectal Foreign body they accidentally fell on. DETOX Patient the " I partied too hard now I regret it" Dental pain Return to ER with same complaint within 24h Grilling/food prep accident "I'm a Hard Stick" GI Bleed Urgent care sent over Haspin Acres It all started because I was drunk.... Brought in by CPD Medical Advice Phone Call, Nursing home dump body fluids on the floor SBP <80 Grown adult brought in stuffed animal OVERdose Renal Failure Admissio Tattoo man afraid of needles Frequent Flyer x's 3 and Allergic to Tylenol, ASA & Motrin. STEMI Fall Intubated Boarding pt. >12 hours. More than 5 allergies "My medical hx should be in the computer" SECURITY needed Lac/Amputation I googled my s/s "Dr. Google" Family member is "Medical" Nurse unable to take report. The "Pot*A*Pukas" Patient MVA Medication Refill What is THAT doing in there?! (items found in/on pt. where they shouldn't be) "Nurse At Lunch" Can't Take Report "lost pain meds" Frequent flyer here for their daily lunch. Repeat from the last 72 hours Abscess Pt. got the "juice juice" URI s/s <4 hours in duration. Psych Chewed out by patient or family member Blood sugar problem Peds high fever no OTC meds given Fracture Pain for >1 month Life Line NO AMA All Shift Medical Alert Patient Left AMA Assault Should have came last week circling drain pt. Abdominal Pain sick < 1 hour Head Bleed ER to ER Transfer Peds PIV Free! Animal bite AMA Hip Fracture Only Dilauded works for my pain I'm just here for the food No LWBS All Shift >10 EMS Patients in one shift PID Shuffle Psych Patient Majestic care patient Blood sugar HI Transfer Patient Abdominal pain walks in with McDs "I haven't ate all day" just arrived to room. "FREE" Pregnancy test Emesis Bedbugs, scabies, lice OH MY! DUMPSTER FIRE Shift Wears 02 at base arrived without, left at home. Lost pain meds Pt C/O pain >1 week Stubbed toe/toe injury STROKE Protocol ABD Pain Pt asking to eat Forgot why they hit the call button Blood sent to lab hemolyzed, Patient running Naked in Hall Code Brown cough Rectal Foreign body they accidentally fell on. DETOX Patient the " I partied too hard now I regret it" Dental pain Return to ER with same complaint within 24h Grilling/food prep accident "I'm a Hard Stick" GI Bleed Urgent care sent over
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Haspin Acres
It all started because I was drunk....
Brought in by CPD
Medical Advice Phone Call,
Nursing home dump
body fluids on the floor
SBP <80
Grown adult brought in stuffed animal
OVERdose
Renal Failure Admissio
Tattoo man afraid of needles
Frequent Flyer x's 3 and Allergic to Tylenol, ASA & Motrin.
STEMI
Fall
Intubated
Boarding pt. >12 hours.
More than 5 allergies
"My medical hx should be in the computer"
SECURITY needed
Lac/Amputation
I googled my s/s "Dr. Google"
Family member is "Medical"
Nurse unable to take report.
The "Pot*A*Pukas" Patient
MVA
Medication Refill
What is THAT doing in there?!(items found in/on pt. where they shouldn't be)
"Nurse At Lunch" Can't Take Report
"lost pain meds"
Frequent flyer here for their daily lunch.
Repeat from the last 72 hours
Abscess
Pt. got the "juice juice"
URI s/s <4 hours in duration.
Psych
Chewed out by patient or family member
Blood sugar problem
Peds high fever no OTC meds given
Fracture
Pain for >1 month
Life Line
NO AMA All Shift
Medical Alert
Patient Left AMA
Assault
Should have came last week circling drain pt.
Abdominal Pain
sick < 1 hour
Head Bleed
ER to ER Transfer
Peds PIV
Free!
Animal bite
AMA
Hip Fracture
Only Dilauded works for my pain
I'm just here for the food
No LWBS All Shift
>10 EMS Patients in one shift
PID Shuffle
Psych Patient
Majestic care patient
Blood sugar HI
Transfer Patient
Abdominal pain walks in with McDs
"I haven't ate all day" just arrived to room.
"FREE" Pregnancy test
Emesis
Bedbugs, scabies, lice OH MY!
DUMPSTER FIRE Shift
Wears 02 at base arrived without, left at home.
Lost pain meds
Pt C/O pain >1 week
Stubbed toe/toe injury
STROKE Protocol
ABD Pain Pt asking to eat
Forgot why they hit the call button
Blood sent to lab hemolyzed,
Patient running Naked in Hall
Code Brown
cough
Rectal Foreign body they accidentally fell on.
DETOX Patient
the " I partied too hard now I regret it"
Dental pain
Return to ER with same complaint within 24h
Grilling/food prep accident
"I'm a Hard Stick"
GI Bleed
Urgent care sent over
