Urgent care sent over NO AMA All Shift Majestic care patient The "Pot*A*Pukas" Patient Return to ER with same complaint within 24h Bedbugs, scabies, lice OH MY! Peds PIV Dental pain What is THAT doing in there?! (items found in/on pt. where they shouldn't be) the " I partied too hard now I regret it" Pt C/O pain >1 week Emesis Medical Alert Chewed out by patient or family member Forgot why they hit the call button Medication Refill SECURITY needed Medical Advice Phone Call, More than 5 allergies Haspin Acres "I haven't ate all day" just arrived to room. Code Brown Pain for >1 month Pt. got the "juice juice" Intubated Blood sugar HI Abscess >10 EMS Patients in one shift SBP <80 Nurse unable to take report. Frequent Flyer x's 3 and Allergic to Tylenol, ASA & Motrin. Fracture PID Shuffle Boarding pt. >12 hours. Brought in by CPD It all started because I was drunk.... cough Life Line ER to ER Transfer body fluids on the floor Blood sugar problem I googled my s/s "Dr. Google" No LWBS All Shift AMA I'm just here for the food GI Bleed Blood sent to lab hemolyzed, DETOX Patient Should have came last week circling drain pt. Assault Peds high fever no OTC meds given Grown adult brought in stuffed animal Abdominal Pain "lost pain meds" ABD Pain Pt asking to eat Abdominal pain walks in with McDs Tattoo man afraid of needles DUMPSTER FIRE Shift Frequent flyer here for their daily lunch. "I'm a Hard Stick" Renal Failure Admissio Transfer Patient Stubbed toe/toe injury "My medical hx should be in the computer" Head Bleed Psych sick < 1 hour URI s/s <4 hours in duration. Free! Hip Fracture Nursing home dump OVERdose Patient running Naked in Hall Family member is "Medical" MVA "FREE" Pregnancy test Patient Left AMA Rectal Foreign body they accidentally fell on. Only Dilauded works for my pain Wears 02 at base arrived without, left at home. STEMI Lac/Amputation Fall Grilling/food prep accident Animal bite STROKE Protocol Repeat from the last 72 hours Lost pain meds Psych Patient "Nurse At Lunch" Can't Take Report Urgent care sent over NO AMA All Shift Majestic care patient The "Pot*A*Pukas" Patient Return to ER with same complaint within 24h Bedbugs, scabies, lice OH MY! Peds PIV Dental pain What is THAT doing in there?! (items found in/on pt. where they shouldn't be) the " I partied too hard now I regret it" Pt C/O pain >1 week Emesis Medical Alert Chewed out by patient or family member Forgot why they hit the call button Medication Refill SECURITY needed Medical Advice Phone Call, More than 5 allergies Haspin Acres "I haven't ate all day" just arrived to room. Code Brown Pain for >1 month Pt. got the "juice juice" Intubated Blood sugar HI Abscess >10 EMS Patients in one shift SBP <80 Nurse unable to take report. Frequent Flyer x's 3 and Allergic to Tylenol, ASA & Motrin. Fracture PID Shuffle Boarding pt. >12 hours. Brought in by CPD It all started because I was drunk.... cough Life Line ER to ER Transfer body fluids on the floor Blood sugar problem I googled my s/s "Dr. Google" No LWBS All Shift AMA I'm just here for the food GI Bleed Blood sent to lab hemolyzed, DETOX Patient Should have came last week circling drain pt. Assault Peds high fever no OTC meds given Grown adult brought in stuffed animal Abdominal Pain "lost pain meds" ABD Pain Pt asking to eat Abdominal pain walks in with McDs Tattoo man afraid of needles DUMPSTER FIRE Shift Frequent flyer here for their daily lunch. "I'm a Hard Stick" Renal Failure Admissio Transfer Patient Stubbed toe/toe injury "My medical hx should be in the computer" Head Bleed Psych sick < 1 hour URI s/s <4 hours in duration. Free! Hip Fracture Nursing home dump OVERdose Patient running Naked in Hall Family member is "Medical" MVA "FREE" Pregnancy test Patient Left AMA Rectal Foreign body they accidentally fell on. Only Dilauded works for my pain Wears 02 at base arrived without, left at home. STEMI Lac/Amputation Fall Grilling/food prep accident Animal bite STROKE Protocol Repeat from the last 72 hours Lost pain meds Psych Patient "Nurse At Lunch" Can't Take Report
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Urgent care sent over
NO AMA All Shift
Majestic care patient
The "Pot*A*Pukas" Patient
Return to ER with same complaint within 24h
Bedbugs, scabies, lice OH MY!
Peds PIV
Dental pain
What is THAT doing in there?!(items found in/on pt. where they shouldn't be)
the " I partied too hard now I regret it"
Pt C/O pain >1 week
Emesis
Medical Alert
Chewed out by patient or family member
Forgot why they hit the call button
Medication Refill
SECURITY needed
Medical Advice Phone Call,
More than 5 allergies
Haspin Acres
"I haven't ate all day" just arrived to room.
Code Brown
Pain for >1 month
Pt. got the "juice juice"
Intubated
Blood sugar HI
Abscess
>10 EMS Patients in one shift
SBP <80
Nurse unable to take report.
Frequent Flyer x's 3 and Allergic to Tylenol, ASA & Motrin.
Fracture
PID Shuffle
Boarding pt. >12 hours.
Brought in by CPD
It all started because I was drunk....
cough
Life Line
ER to ER Transfer
body fluids on the floor
Blood sugar problem
I googled my s/s "Dr. Google"
No LWBS All Shift
AMA
I'm just here for the food
GI Bleed
Blood sent to lab hemolyzed,
DETOX Patient
Should have came last week circling drain pt.
Assault
Peds high fever no OTC meds given
Grown adult brought in stuffed animal
Abdominal Pain
"lost pain meds"
ABD Pain Pt asking to eat
Abdominal pain walks in with McDs
Tattoo man afraid of needles
DUMPSTER FIRE Shift
Frequent flyer here for their daily lunch.
"I'm a Hard Stick"
Renal Failure Admissio
Transfer Patient
Stubbed toe/toe injury
"My medical hx should be in the computer"
Head Bleed
Psych
sick < 1 hour
URI s/s <4 hours in duration.
Free!
Hip Fracture
Nursing home dump
OVERdose
Patient running Naked in Hall
Family member is "Medical"
MVA
"FREE" Pregnancy test
Patient Left AMA
Rectal Foreign body they accidentally fell on.
Only Dilauded works for my pain
Wears 02 at base arrived without, left at home.
STEMI
Lac/Amputation
Fall
Grilling/food prep accident
Animal bite
STROKE Protocol
Repeat from the last 72 hours
Lost pain meds
Psych Patient
"Nurse At Lunch" Can't Take Report
