Make andsell toupees— bald menare easycatches! Talk to hisfather aboutbusiness andagree thattaxes are toohigh!Don’t be afraidto associate withmore attractivegirls; they mayhave someleftoversRead theobituaries tofind eligiblewidowersRent a billboardand post yourpicture andtelephonenumber on it.Point out to himthat the deathrate of singlemen is twicethat of marriedmenIf you look goodin sweaters,wear one onevery third dateGet asunburn Stand in acornerand crysoftlyStowaway on abattleshipRide theairport busback andforth fromthe airportBribe Ferris-wheel operatorto get you stuckon the top of aFerris wheelBefriendly tougly men Go on adiet if youneed to. Rent a billboardand post yourpicture andtelephonenumber on it. Don’t room witha girl who is asad sack and lether pull youdown to herlevelCarry ahatbox Don’t whine— girls whowhine stayon the vine! Make andsell toupees— bald menare easycatches! Talk to hisfather aboutbusiness andagree thattaxes are toohigh!Don’t be afraidto associate withmore attractivegirls; they mayhave someleftoversRead theobituaries tofind eligiblewidowersRent a billboardand post yourpicture andtelephonenumber on it.Point out to himthat the deathrate of singlemen is twicethat of marriedmenIf you look goodin sweaters,wear one onevery third dateGet asunburn Stand in acornerand crysoftlyStowaway on abattleshipRide theairport busback andforth fromthe airportBribe Ferris-wheel operatorto get you stuckon the top of aFerris wheelBefriendly tougly men Go on adiet if youneed to. Rent a billboardand post yourpicture andtelephonenumber on it. Don’t room witha girl who is asad sack and lether pull youdown to herlevelCarry ahatbox Don’t whine— girls whowhine stayon the vine! 

How to find a husband - McColls magazine 1958 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Make and sell toupees — bald men are easy catches!
  2. Talk to his father about business and agree that taxes are too high!
  3. Don’t be afraid to associate with more attractive girls; they may have some leftovers
  4. Read the obituaries to find eligible widowers
  5. Rent a billboard and post your picture and telephone number on it.
  6. Point out to him that the death rate of single men is twice that of married men
  7. If you look good in sweaters, wear one on every third date
  8. Get a sunburn
  9. Stand in a corner and cry softly
  10. Stow away on a battleship
  11. Ride the airport bus back and forth from the airport
  12. Bribe Ferris-wheel operator to get you stuck on the top of a Ferris wheel
  13. Be friendly to ugly men
  14. Go on a diet if you need to.
  15. Rent a billboard and post your picture and telephone number on it.
  16. Don’t room with a girl who is a sad sack and let her pull you down to her level
  17. Carry a hatbox
  18. Don’t whine — girls who whine stay on the vine!