Don’t whine— girls whowhine stayon the vine! Stowaway on abattleshipCarry ahatbox Don’t be afraidto associate withmore attractivegirls; they mayhave someleftoversRent a billboardand post yourpicture andtelephonenumber on it. Talk to hisfather aboutbusiness andagree thattaxes are toohigh!Don’t room witha girl who is asad sack and lether pull youdown to herlevelStand in acornerand crysoftlyIf you look goodin sweaters,wear one onevery third dateBefriendly tougly men Ride theairport busback andforth fromthe airportGet asunburn Rent a billboardand post yourpicture andtelephonenumber on it.Make andsell toupees— bald menare easycatches! Read theobituaries tofind eligiblewidowersBribe Ferris-wheel operatorto get you stuckon the top of aFerris wheelPoint out to himthat the deathrate of singlemen is twicethat of marriedmenGo on adiet if youneed to. Don’t whine— girls whowhine stayon the vine! Stowaway on abattleshipCarry ahatbox Don’t be afraidto associate withmore attractivegirls; they mayhave someleftoversRent a billboardand post yourpicture andtelephonenumber on it. Talk to hisfather aboutbusiness andagree thattaxes are toohigh!Don’t room witha girl who is asad sack and lether pull youdown to herlevelStand in acornerand crysoftlyIf you look goodin sweaters,wear one onevery third dateBefriendly tougly men Ride theairport busback andforth fromthe airportGet asunburn Rent a billboardand post yourpicture andtelephonenumber on it.Make andsell toupees— bald menare easycatches! Read theobituaries tofind eligiblewidowersBribe Ferris-wheel operatorto get you stuckon the top of aFerris wheelPoint out to himthat the deathrate of singlemen is twicethat of marriedmenGo on adiet if youneed to. 

How to find a husband - McColls magazine 1958 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don’t whine — girls who whine stay on the vine!
  2. Stow away on a battleship
  3. Carry a hatbox
  4. Don’t be afraid to associate with more attractive girls; they may have some leftovers
  5. Rent a billboard and post your picture and telephone number on it.
  6. Talk to his father about business and agree that taxes are too high!
  7. Don’t room with a girl who is a sad sack and let her pull you down to her level
  8. Stand in a corner and cry softly
  9. If you look good in sweaters, wear one on every third date
  10. Be friendly to ugly men
  11. Ride the airport bus back and forth from the airport
  12. Get a sunburn
  13. Rent a billboard and post your picture and telephone number on it.
  14. Make and sell toupees — bald men are easy catches!
  15. Read the obituaries to find eligible widowers
  16. Bribe Ferris-wheel operator to get you stuck on the top of a Ferris wheel
  17. Point out to him that the death rate of single men is twice that of married men
  18. Go on a diet if you need to.