Used my childas an excuse toget out ofsomething Ididn't want todoChaperoneda filed tripEaten a treatin hidingbecause itwas the oneApologized toa stranger forsomethingmy kidsaid/did Claimed mychild wasyounger toget adiscountSlept onthe floorof mykid’s roomSaid"BecauseI said so!"Got a minivan, and ifI'm to behonest, Ilove itCalled mykid by thewrongnameFound the mostrandom itemplaced in purse bykid (dirty sock, halffinished snack, oldtoy, etc)Whisperscreamed atmy kid whilesmilingbecause I wasin publicDozedoff in thetoiletTold other adultsthat using thebathroom withoutinterruption wouldbe feel like avacationActed like a totalgoofball in publicw/ my kids.(Singing,dancing, animalnoised, etc.)ForgotpicturedayCounteddown theminutes tobedtimeDemonstratedhow to usethe toilet tomy toddlerMemorizedsongs frommy kid’sfavoritecartoon showSpent an obsceneamount of moneyon a toy for my kidbecause I secretlywanted it myselfAsked my kidshow old they arebecause Ihonestly forgotfor a momentTeared up whenkid brought to myattention there issomething they nolonger need myhelp withBribedmychildLet kids destroyhouse so Icould have 10minutes ofpeaceCleaned"artwork"off thewallBeen soproud Iteared upLet my kideat icecream fordinnerGone all"momma bear"an yelled atanother kids forbullying my kidBroke somethingor made a messand blamed it onmy child whenspouse/partneraskedSpent hours planningand preparing theperfect family mealonly to have kids saythey're not hungry or"it's gross!!"Ran anerrand toget awayLied to mykids aboutthe timeYelled inthe last24 hoursSecretlythrew awayor donatedtoyThreatened mykid with Santa'sNaughty List tomake thembehaveHad my childuse me as anapkin/wetwipeLet my kideatsomethingoff the floorUsed my childas an excuse toget out ofsomething Ididn't want todoChaperoneda filed tripEaten a treatin hidingbecause itwas the oneApologized toa stranger forsomethingmy kidsaid/did Claimed mychild wasyounger toget adiscountSlept onthe floorof mykid’s roomSaid"BecauseI said so!"Got a minivan, and ifI'm to behonest, Ilove itCalled mykid by thewrongnameFound the mostrandom itemplaced in purse bykid (dirty sock, halffinished snack, oldtoy, etc)Whisperscreamed atmy kid whilesmilingbecause I wasin publicDozedoff in thetoiletTold other adultsthat using thebathroom withoutinterruption wouldbe feel like avacationActed like a totalgoofball in publicw/ my kids.(Singing,dancing, animalnoised, etc.)ForgotpicturedayCounteddown theminutes tobedtimeDemonstratedhow to usethe toilet tomy toddlerMemorizedsongs frommy kid’sfavoritecartoon showSpent an obsceneamount of moneyon a toy for my kidbecause I secretlywanted it myselfAsked my kidshow old they arebecause Ihonestly forgotfor a momentTeared up whenkid brought to myattention there issomething they nolonger need myhelp withBribedmychildLet kids destroyhouse so Icould have 10minutes ofpeaceCleaned"artwork"off thewallBeen soproud Iteared upLet my kideat icecream fordinnerGone all"momma bear"an yelled atanother kids forbullying my kidBroke somethingor made a messand blamed it onmy child whenspouse/partneraskedSpent hours planningand preparing theperfect family mealonly to have kids saythey're not hungry or"it's gross!!"Ran anerrand toget awayLied to mykids aboutthe timeYelled inthe last24 hoursSecretlythrew awayor donatedtoyThreatened mykid with Santa'sNaughty List tomake thembehaveHad my childuse me as anapkin/wetwipeLet my kideatsomethingoff the floor

Mother's Day Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Used my child as an excuse to get out of something I didn't want to do
  2. Chaperoned a filed trip
  3. Eaten a treat in hiding because it was the one
  4. Apologized to a stranger for something my kid said/did
  5. Claimed my child was younger to get a discount
  6. Slept on the floor of my kid’s room
  7. Said "Because I said so!"
  8. Got a mini van, and if I'm to be honest, I love it
  9. Called my kid by the wrong name
  10. Found the most random item placed in purse by kid (dirty sock, half finished snack, old toy, etc)
  11. Whisper screamed at my kid while smiling because I was in public
  12. Dozed off in the toilet
  13. Told other adults that using the bathroom without interruption would be feel like a vacation
  14. Acted like a total goofball in public w/ my kids. (Singing, dancing, animal noised, etc.)
  15. Forgot picture day
  16. Counted down the minutes to bedtime
  17. Demonstrated how to use the toilet to my toddler
  18. Memorized songs from my kid’s favorite cartoon show
  19. Spent an obscene amount of money on a toy for my kid because I secretly wanted it myself
  20. Asked my kids how old they are because I honestly forgot for a moment
  21. Teared up when kid brought to my attention there is something they no longer need my help with
  22. Bribed my child
  23. Let kids destroy house so I could have 10 minutes of peace
  24. Cleaned "artwork" off the wall
  25. Been so proud I teared up
  26. Let my kid eat ice cream for dinner
  27. Gone all "momma bear" an yelled at another kids for bullying my kid
  28. Broke something or made a mess and blamed it on my child when spouse/partner asked
  29. Spent hours planning and preparing the perfect family meal only to have kids say they're not hungry or "it's gross!!"
  30. Ran an errand to get away
  31. Lied to my kids about the time
  32. Yelled in the last 24 hours
  33. Secretly threw away or donated toy
  34. Threatened my kid with Santa's Naughty List to make them behave
  35. Had my child use me as a napkin/wet wipe
  36. Let my kid eat something off the floor