Memorizedsongs frommy kid’sfavoritecartoon showYelled inthe last24 hoursBribedmychildLet my kideatsomethingoff the floorRan anerrand toget awayFound the mostrandom itemplaced in purse bykid (dirty sock, halffinished snack, oldtoy, etc)Had my childuse me as anapkin/wetwipeThreatened mykid with Santa'sNaughty List tomake thembehaveDemonstratedhow to usethe toilet tomy toddlerLet my kideat icecream fordinnerLied to mykids aboutthe timeActed like a totalgoofball in publicw/ my kids.(Singing,dancing, animalnoised, etc.)Chaperoneda filed tripLet kids destroyhouse so Icould have 10minutes ofpeaceCalled mykid by thewrongnameSpent hours planningand preparing theperfect family mealonly to have kids saythey're not hungry or"it's gross!!"Eaten a treatin hidingbecause itwas the oneBroke somethingor made a messand blamed it onmy child whenspouse/partneraskedWhisperscreamed atmy kid whilesmilingbecause I wasin publicCleaned"artwork"off thewallSpent an obsceneamount of moneyon a toy for my kidbecause I secretlywanted it myselfCounteddown theminutes tobedtimeBeen soproud Iteared upDozedoff in thetoiletTold other adultsthat using thebathroom withoutinterruption wouldbe feel like avacationAsked my kidshow old they arebecause Ihonestly forgotfor a momentForgotpicturedayApologized toa stranger forsomethingmy kidsaid/did Claimed mychild wasyounger toget adiscountSaid"BecauseI said so!"Slept onthe floorof mykid’s roomUsed my childas an excuse toget out ofsomething Ididn't want todoTeared up whenkid brought to myattention there issomething they nolonger need myhelp withSecretlythrew awayor donatedtoyGone all"momma bear"an yelled atanother kids forbullying my kidGot a minivan, and ifI'm to behonest, Ilove itMemorizedsongs frommy kid’sfavoritecartoon showYelled inthe last24 hoursBribedmychildLet my kideatsomethingoff the floorRan anerrand toget awayFound the mostrandom itemplaced in purse bykid (dirty sock, halffinished snack, oldtoy, etc)Had my childuse me as anapkin/wetwipeThreatened mykid with Santa'sNaughty List tomake thembehaveDemonstratedhow to usethe toilet tomy toddlerLet my kideat icecream fordinnerLied to mykids aboutthe timeActed like a totalgoofball in publicw/ my kids.(Singing,dancing, animalnoised, etc.)Chaperoneda filed tripLet kids destroyhouse so Icould have 10minutes ofpeaceCalled mykid by thewrongnameSpent hours planningand preparing theperfect family mealonly to have kids saythey're not hungry or"it's gross!!"Eaten a treatin hidingbecause itwas the oneBroke somethingor made a messand blamed it onmy child whenspouse/partneraskedWhisperscreamed atmy kid whilesmilingbecause I wasin publicCleaned"artwork"off thewallSpent an obsceneamount of moneyon a toy for my kidbecause I secretlywanted it myselfCounteddown theminutes tobedtimeBeen soproud Iteared upDozedoff in thetoiletTold other adultsthat using thebathroom withoutinterruption wouldbe feel like avacationAsked my kidshow old they arebecause Ihonestly forgotfor a momentForgotpicturedayApologized toa stranger forsomethingmy kidsaid/did Claimed mychild wasyounger toget adiscountSaid"BecauseI said so!"Slept onthe floorof mykid’s roomUsed my childas an excuse toget out ofsomething Ididn't want todoTeared up whenkid brought to myattention there issomething they nolonger need myhelp withSecretlythrew awayor donatedtoyGone all"momma bear"an yelled atanother kids forbullying my kidGot a minivan, and ifI'm to behonest, Ilove it

Mother's Day Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Memorized songs from my kid’s favorite cartoon show
  2. Yelled in the last 24 hours
  3. Bribed my child
  4. Let my kid eat something off the floor
  5. Ran an errand to get away
  6. Found the most random item placed in purse by kid (dirty sock, half finished snack, old toy, etc)
  7. Had my child use me as a napkin/wet wipe
  8. Threatened my kid with Santa's Naughty List to make them behave
  9. Demonstrated how to use the toilet to my toddler
  10. Let my kid eat ice cream for dinner
  11. Lied to my kids about the time
  12. Acted like a total goofball in public w/ my kids. (Singing, dancing, animal noised, etc.)
  13. Chaperoned a filed trip
  14. Let kids destroy house so I could have 10 minutes of peace
  15. Called my kid by the wrong name
  16. Spent hours planning and preparing the perfect family meal only to have kids say they're not hungry or "it's gross!!"
  17. Eaten a treat in hiding because it was the one
  18. Broke something or made a mess and blamed it on my child when spouse/partner asked
  19. Whisper screamed at my kid while smiling because I was in public
  20. Cleaned "artwork" off the wall
  21. Spent an obscene amount of money on a toy for my kid because I secretly wanted it myself
  22. Counted down the minutes to bedtime
  23. Been so proud I teared up
  24. Dozed off in the toilet
  25. Told other adults that using the bathroom without interruption would be feel like a vacation
  26. Asked my kids how old they are because I honestly forgot for a moment
  27. Forgot picture day
  28. Apologized to a stranger for something my kid said/did
  29. Claimed my child was younger to get a discount
  30. Said "Because I said so!"
  31. Slept on the floor of my kid’s room
  32. Used my child as an excuse to get out of something I didn't want to do
  33. Teared up when kid brought to my attention there is something they no longer need my help with
  34. Secretly threw away or donated toy
  35. Gone all "momma bear" an yelled at another kids for bullying my kid
  36. Got a mini van, and if I'm to be honest, I love it