Claimed mychild wasyounger toget adiscountCalled mykid by thewrongnameSaid"BecauseI said so!"Let my kideatsomethingoff the floorSpent an obsceneamount of moneyon a toy for my kidbecause I secretlywanted it myselfSpent hours planningand preparing theperfect family mealonly to have kids saythey're not hungry or"it's gross!!"Slept onthe floorof mykid’s roomLet kids destroyhouse so Icould have 10minutes ofpeaceLied to mykids aboutthe timeForgotpicturedayWhisperscreamed atmy kid whilesmilingbecause I wasin publicTeared up whenkid brought to myattention there issomething they nolonger need myhelp withThreatened mykid with Santa'sNaughty List tomake thembehaveUsed my childas an excuse toget out ofsomething Ididn't want todoTold other adultsthat using thebathroom withoutinterruption wouldbe feel like avacationMemorizedsongs frommy kid’sfavoritecartoon showApologized toa stranger forsomethingmy kidsaid/did BribedmychildCleaned"artwork"off thewallSecretlythrew awayor donatedtoyBroke somethingor made a messand blamed it onmy child whenspouse/partneraskedFound the mostrandom itemplaced in purse bykid (dirty sock, halffinished snack, oldtoy, etc)Yelled inthe last24 hoursActed like a totalgoofball in publicw/ my kids.(Singing,dancing, animalnoised, etc.)Dozedoff in thetoiletHad my childuse me as anapkin/wetwipeChaperoneda filed tripGot a minivan, and ifI'm to behonest, Ilove itGone all"momma bear"an yelled atanother kids forbullying my kidBeen soproud Iteared upEaten a treatin hidingbecause itwas the oneRan anerrand toget awayLet my kideat icecream fordinnerDemonstratedhow to usethe toilet tomy toddlerAsked my kidshow old they arebecause Ihonestly forgotfor a momentCounteddown theminutes tobedtimeClaimed mychild wasyounger toget adiscountCalled mykid by thewrongnameSaid"BecauseI said so!"Let my kideatsomethingoff the floorSpent an obsceneamount of moneyon a toy for my kidbecause I secretlywanted it myselfSpent hours planningand preparing theperfect family mealonly to have kids saythey're not hungry or"it's gross!!"Slept onthe floorof mykid’s roomLet kids destroyhouse so Icould have 10minutes ofpeaceLied to mykids aboutthe timeForgotpicturedayWhisperscreamed atmy kid whilesmilingbecause I wasin publicTeared up whenkid brought to myattention there issomething they nolonger need myhelp withThreatened mykid with Santa'sNaughty List tomake thembehaveUsed my childas an excuse toget out ofsomething Ididn't want todoTold other adultsthat using thebathroom withoutinterruption wouldbe feel like avacationMemorizedsongs frommy kid’sfavoritecartoon showApologized toa stranger forsomethingmy kidsaid/did BribedmychildCleaned"artwork"off thewallSecretlythrew awayor donatedtoyBroke somethingor made a messand blamed it onmy child whenspouse/partneraskedFound the mostrandom itemplaced in purse bykid (dirty sock, halffinished snack, oldtoy, etc)Yelled inthe last24 hoursActed like a totalgoofball in publicw/ my kids.(Singing,dancing, animalnoised, etc.)Dozedoff in thetoiletHad my childuse me as anapkin/wetwipeChaperoneda filed tripGot a minivan, and ifI'm to behonest, Ilove itGone all"momma bear"an yelled atanother kids forbullying my kidBeen soproud Iteared upEaten a treatin hidingbecause itwas the oneRan anerrand toget awayLet my kideat icecream fordinnerDemonstratedhow to usethe toilet tomy toddlerAsked my kidshow old they arebecause Ihonestly forgotfor a momentCounteddown theminutes tobedtime

Mother's Day Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Claimed my child was younger to get a discount
  2. Called my kid by the wrong name
  3. Said "Because I said so!"
  4. Let my kid eat something off the floor
  5. Spent an obscene amount of money on a toy for my kid because I secretly wanted it myself
  6. Spent hours planning and preparing the perfect family meal only to have kids say they're not hungry or "it's gross!!"
  7. Slept on the floor of my kid’s room
  8. Let kids destroy house so I could have 10 minutes of peace
  9. Lied to my kids about the time
  10. Forgot picture day
  11. Whisper screamed at my kid while smiling because I was in public
  12. Teared up when kid brought to my attention there is something they no longer need my help with
  13. Threatened my kid with Santa's Naughty List to make them behave
  14. Used my child as an excuse to get out of something I didn't want to do
  15. Told other adults that using the bathroom without interruption would be feel like a vacation
  16. Memorized songs from my kid’s favorite cartoon show
  17. Apologized to a stranger for something my kid said/did
  18. Bribed my child
  19. Cleaned "artwork" off the wall
  20. Secretly threw away or donated toy
  21. Broke something or made a mess and blamed it on my child when spouse/partner asked
  22. Found the most random item placed in purse by kid (dirty sock, half finished snack, old toy, etc)
  23. Yelled in the last 24 hours
  24. Acted like a total goofball in public w/ my kids. (Singing, dancing, animal noised, etc.)
  25. Dozed off in the toilet
  26. Had my child use me as a napkin/wet wipe
  27. Chaperoned a filed trip
  28. Got a mini van, and if I'm to be honest, I love it
  29. Gone all "momma bear" an yelled at another kids for bullying my kid
  30. Been so proud I teared up
  31. Eaten a treat in hiding because it was the one
  32. Ran an errand to get away
  33. Let my kid eat ice cream for dinner
  34. Demonstrated how to use the toilet to my toddler
  35. Asked my kids how old they are because I honestly forgot for a moment
  36. Counted down the minutes to bedtime