Dozedoff in thetoiletActed like a totalgoofball in publicw/ my kids.(Singing,dancing, animalnoised, etc.)Had my childuse me as anapkin/wetwipeClaimed mychild wasyounger toget adiscountDemonstratedhow to usethe toilet tomy toddlerSaid"BecauseI said so!"Eaten a treatin hidingbecause itwas the oneSecretlythrew awayor donatedtoySpent hours planningand preparing theperfect family mealonly to have kids saythey're not hungry or"it's gross!!"Called mykid by thewrongnameBroke somethingor made a messand blamed it onmy child whenspouse/partneraskedForgotpicturedaySpent an obsceneamount of moneyon a toy for my kidbecause I secretlywanted it myselfLied to mykids aboutthe timeFound the mostrandom itemplaced in purse bykid (dirty sock, halffinished snack, oldtoy, etc)Let my kideatsomethingoff the floorBribedmychildChaperoneda filed tripUsed my childas an excuse toget out ofsomething Ididn't want todoGone all"momma bear"an yelled atanother kids forbullying my kidYelled inthe last24 hoursBeen soproud Iteared upApologized toa stranger forsomethingmy kidsaid/did Cleaned"artwork"off thewallMemorizedsongs frommy kid’sfavoritecartoon showThreatened mykid with Santa'sNaughty List tomake thembehaveLet my kideat icecream fordinnerWhisperscreamed atmy kid whilesmilingbecause I wasin publicRan anerrand toget awayTeared up whenkid brought to myattention there issomething they nolonger need myhelp withSlept onthe floorof mykid’s roomTold other adultsthat using thebathroom withoutinterruption wouldbe feel like avacationAsked my kidshow old they arebecause Ihonestly forgotfor a momentGot a minivan, and ifI'm to behonest, Ilove itCounteddown theminutes tobedtimeLet kids destroyhouse so Icould have 10minutes ofpeaceDozedoff in thetoiletActed like a totalgoofball in publicw/ my kids.(Singing,dancing, animalnoised, etc.)Had my childuse me as anapkin/wetwipeClaimed mychild wasyounger toget adiscountDemonstratedhow to usethe toilet tomy toddlerSaid"BecauseI said so!"Eaten a treatin hidingbecause itwas the oneSecretlythrew awayor donatedtoySpent hours planningand preparing theperfect family mealonly to have kids saythey're not hungry or"it's gross!!"Called mykid by thewrongnameBroke somethingor made a messand blamed it onmy child whenspouse/partneraskedForgotpicturedaySpent an obsceneamount of moneyon a toy for my kidbecause I secretlywanted it myselfLied to mykids aboutthe timeFound the mostrandom itemplaced in purse bykid (dirty sock, halffinished snack, oldtoy, etc)Let my kideatsomethingoff the floorBribedmychildChaperoneda filed tripUsed my childas an excuse toget out ofsomething Ididn't want todoGone all"momma bear"an yelled atanother kids forbullying my kidYelled inthe last24 hoursBeen soproud Iteared upApologized toa stranger forsomethingmy kidsaid/did Cleaned"artwork"off thewallMemorizedsongs frommy kid’sfavoritecartoon showThreatened mykid with Santa'sNaughty List tomake thembehaveLet my kideat icecream fordinnerWhisperscreamed atmy kid whilesmilingbecause I wasin publicRan anerrand toget awayTeared up whenkid brought to myattention there issomething they nolonger need myhelp withSlept onthe floorof mykid’s roomTold other adultsthat using thebathroom withoutinterruption wouldbe feel like avacationAsked my kidshow old they arebecause Ihonestly forgotfor a momentGot a minivan, and ifI'm to behonest, Ilove itCounteddown theminutes tobedtimeLet kids destroyhouse so Icould have 10minutes ofpeace

Mother's Day Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dozed off in the toilet
  2. Acted like a total goofball in public w/ my kids. (Singing, dancing, animal noised, etc.)
  3. Had my child use me as a napkin/wet wipe
  4. Claimed my child was younger to get a discount
  5. Demonstrated how to use the toilet to my toddler
  6. Said "Because I said so!"
  7. Eaten a treat in hiding because it was the one
  8. Secretly threw away or donated toy
  9. Spent hours planning and preparing the perfect family meal only to have kids say they're not hungry or "it's gross!!"
  10. Called my kid by the wrong name
  11. Broke something or made a mess and blamed it on my child when spouse/partner asked
  12. Forgot picture day
  13. Spent an obscene amount of money on a toy for my kid because I secretly wanted it myself
  14. Lied to my kids about the time
  15. Found the most random item placed in purse by kid (dirty sock, half finished snack, old toy, etc)
  16. Let my kid eat something off the floor
  17. Bribed my child
  18. Chaperoned a filed trip
  19. Used my child as an excuse to get out of something I didn't want to do
  20. Gone all "momma bear" an yelled at another kids for bullying my kid
  21. Yelled in the last 24 hours
  22. Been so proud I teared up
  23. Apologized to a stranger for something my kid said/did
  24. Cleaned "artwork" off the wall
  25. Memorized songs from my kid’s favorite cartoon show
  26. Threatened my kid with Santa's Naughty List to make them behave
  27. Let my kid eat ice cream for dinner
  28. Whisper screamed at my kid while smiling because I was in public
  29. Ran an errand to get away
  30. Teared up when kid brought to my attention there is something they no longer need my help with
  31. Slept on the floor of my kid’s room
  32. Told other adults that using the bathroom without interruption would be feel like a vacation
  33. Asked my kids how old they are because I honestly forgot for a moment
  34. Got a mini van, and if I'm to be honest, I love it
  35. Counted down the minutes to bedtime
  36. Let kids destroy house so I could have 10 minutes of peace