Been soproud Iteared upSpent hours planningand preparing theperfect family mealonly to have kids saythey're not hungry or"it's gross!!"Secretlythrew awayor donatedtoyYelled inthe last24 hoursGot a minivan, and ifI'm to behonest, Ilove itDemonstratedhow to usethe toilet tomy toddlerWhisperscreamed atmy kid whilesmilingbecause I wasin publicUsed my childas an excuse toget out ofsomething Ididn't want todoChaperoneda filed tripTold other adultsthat using thebathroom withoutinterruption wouldbe feel like avacationLet my kideat icecream fordinnerSpent an obsceneamount of moneyon a toy for my kidbecause I secretlywanted it myselfClaimed mychild wasyounger toget adiscountTeared up whenkid brought to myattention there issomething they nolonger need myhelp withCleaned"artwork"off thewallForgotpicturedayBroke somethingor made a messand blamed it onmy child whenspouse/partneraskedMemorizedsongs frommy kid’sfavoritecartoon showGone all"momma bear"an yelled atanother kids forbullying my kidSaid"BecauseI said so!"Dozedoff in thetoiletAsked my kidshow old they arebecause Ihonestly forgotfor a momentActed like a totalgoofball in publicw/ my kids.(Singing,dancing, animalnoised, etc.)Slept onthe floorof mykid’s roomHad my childuse me as anapkin/wetwipeLet my kideatsomethingoff the floorLet kids destroyhouse so Icould have 10minutes ofpeaceCounteddown theminutes tobedtimeLied to mykids aboutthe timeEaten a treatin hidingbecause itwas the oneThreatened mykid with Santa'sNaughty List tomake thembehaveFound the mostrandom itemplaced in purse bykid (dirty sock, halffinished snack, oldtoy, etc)Called mykid by thewrongnameApologized toa stranger forsomethingmy kidsaid/did Ran anerrand toget awayBribedmychildBeen soproud Iteared upSpent hours planningand preparing theperfect family mealonly to have kids saythey're not hungry or"it's gross!!"Secretlythrew awayor donatedtoyYelled inthe last24 hoursGot a minivan, and ifI'm to behonest, Ilove itDemonstratedhow to usethe toilet tomy toddlerWhisperscreamed atmy kid whilesmilingbecause I wasin publicUsed my childas an excuse toget out ofsomething Ididn't want todoChaperoneda filed tripTold other adultsthat using thebathroom withoutinterruption wouldbe feel like avacationLet my kideat icecream fordinnerSpent an obsceneamount of moneyon a toy for my kidbecause I secretlywanted it myselfClaimed mychild wasyounger toget adiscountTeared up whenkid brought to myattention there issomething they nolonger need myhelp withCleaned"artwork"off thewallForgotpicturedayBroke somethingor made a messand blamed it onmy child whenspouse/partneraskedMemorizedsongs frommy kid’sfavoritecartoon showGone all"momma bear"an yelled atanother kids forbullying my kidSaid"BecauseI said so!"Dozedoff in thetoiletAsked my kidshow old they arebecause Ihonestly forgotfor a momentActed like a totalgoofball in publicw/ my kids.(Singing,dancing, animalnoised, etc.)Slept onthe floorof mykid’s roomHad my childuse me as anapkin/wetwipeLet my kideatsomethingoff the floorLet kids destroyhouse so Icould have 10minutes ofpeaceCounteddown theminutes tobedtimeLied to mykids aboutthe timeEaten a treatin hidingbecause itwas the oneThreatened mykid with Santa'sNaughty List tomake thembehaveFound the mostrandom itemplaced in purse bykid (dirty sock, halffinished snack, oldtoy, etc)Called mykid by thewrongnameApologized toa stranger forsomethingmy kidsaid/did Ran anerrand toget awayBribedmychild

Mother's Day Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Been so proud I teared up
  2. Spent hours planning and preparing the perfect family meal only to have kids say they're not hungry or "it's gross!!"
  3. Secretly threw away or donated toy
  4. Yelled in the last 24 hours
  5. Got a mini van, and if I'm to be honest, I love it
  6. Demonstrated how to use the toilet to my toddler
  7. Whisper screamed at my kid while smiling because I was in public
  8. Used my child as an excuse to get out of something I didn't want to do
  9. Chaperoned a filed trip
  10. Told other adults that using the bathroom without interruption would be feel like a vacation
  11. Let my kid eat ice cream for dinner
  12. Spent an obscene amount of money on a toy for my kid because I secretly wanted it myself
  13. Claimed my child was younger to get a discount
  14. Teared up when kid brought to my attention there is something they no longer need my help with
  15. Cleaned "artwork" off the wall
  16. Forgot picture day
  17. Broke something or made a mess and blamed it on my child when spouse/partner asked
  18. Memorized songs from my kid’s favorite cartoon show
  19. Gone all "momma bear" an yelled at another kids for bullying my kid
  20. Said "Because I said so!"
  21. Dozed off in the toilet
  22. Asked my kids how old they are because I honestly forgot for a moment
  23. Acted like a total goofball in public w/ my kids. (Singing, dancing, animal noised, etc.)
  24. Slept on the floor of my kid’s room
  25. Had my child use me as a napkin/wet wipe
  26. Let my kid eat something off the floor
  27. Let kids destroy house so I could have 10 minutes of peace
  28. Counted down the minutes to bedtime
  29. Lied to my kids about the time
  30. Eaten a treat in hiding because it was the one
  31. Threatened my kid with Santa's Naughty List to make them behave
  32. Found the most random item placed in purse by kid (dirty sock, half finished snack, old toy, etc)
  33. Called my kid by the wrong name
  34. Apologized to a stranger for something my kid said/did
  35. Ran an errand to get away
  36. Bribed my child