Had my childuse me as anapkin/wetwipeCalled mykid by thewrongnameSpent an obsceneamount of moneyon a toy for my kidbecause I secretlywanted it myselfCounteddown theminutes tobedtimeForgotpicturedayLet kids destroyhouse so Icould have 10minutes ofpeaceSlept onthe floorof mykid’s roomActed like a totalgoofball in publicw/ my kids.(Singing,dancing, animalnoised, etc.)Secretlythrew awayor donatedtoyChaperoneda filed tripBeen soproud Iteared upTold other adultsthat using thebathroom withoutinterruption wouldbe feel like avacationLet my kideat icecream fordinnerSaid"BecauseI said so!"Broke somethingor made a messand blamed it onmy child whenspouse/partneraskedDemonstratedhow to usethe toilet tomy toddlerSpent hours planningand preparing theperfect family mealonly to have kids saythey're not hungry or"it's gross!!"Ran anerrand toget awayClaimed mychild wasyounger toget adiscountUsed my childas an excuse toget out ofsomething Ididn't want todoDozedoff in thetoiletEaten a treatin hidingbecause itwas the oneThreatened mykid with Santa'sNaughty List tomake thembehaveFound the mostrandom itemplaced in purse bykid (dirty sock, halffinished snack, oldtoy, etc)Let my kideatsomethingoff the floorCleaned"artwork"off thewallAsked my kidshow old they arebecause Ihonestly forgotfor a momentBribedmychildWhisperscreamed atmy kid whilesmilingbecause I wasin publicTeared up whenkid brought to myattention there issomething they nolonger need myhelp withApologized toa stranger forsomethingmy kidsaid/did Got a minivan, and ifI'm to behonest, Ilove itMemorizedsongs frommy kid’sfavoritecartoon showLied to mykids aboutthe timeYelled inthe last24 hoursGone all"momma bear"an yelled atanother kids forbullying my kidHad my childuse me as anapkin/wetwipeCalled mykid by thewrongnameSpent an obsceneamount of moneyon a toy for my kidbecause I secretlywanted it myselfCounteddown theminutes tobedtimeForgotpicturedayLet kids destroyhouse so Icould have 10minutes ofpeaceSlept onthe floorof mykid’s roomActed like a totalgoofball in publicw/ my kids.(Singing,dancing, animalnoised, etc.)Secretlythrew awayor donatedtoyChaperoneda filed tripBeen soproud Iteared upTold other adultsthat using thebathroom withoutinterruption wouldbe feel like avacationLet my kideat icecream fordinnerSaid"BecauseI said so!"Broke somethingor made a messand blamed it onmy child whenspouse/partneraskedDemonstratedhow to usethe toilet tomy toddlerSpent hours planningand preparing theperfect family mealonly to have kids saythey're not hungry or"it's gross!!"Ran anerrand toget awayClaimed mychild wasyounger toget adiscountUsed my childas an excuse toget out ofsomething Ididn't want todoDozedoff in thetoiletEaten a treatin hidingbecause itwas the oneThreatened mykid with Santa'sNaughty List tomake thembehaveFound the mostrandom itemplaced in purse bykid (dirty sock, halffinished snack, oldtoy, etc)Let my kideatsomethingoff the floorCleaned"artwork"off thewallAsked my kidshow old they arebecause Ihonestly forgotfor a momentBribedmychildWhisperscreamed atmy kid whilesmilingbecause I wasin publicTeared up whenkid brought to myattention there issomething they nolonger need myhelp withApologized toa stranger forsomethingmy kidsaid/did Got a minivan, and ifI'm to behonest, Ilove itMemorizedsongs frommy kid’sfavoritecartoon showLied to mykids aboutthe timeYelled inthe last24 hoursGone all"momma bear"an yelled atanother kids forbullying my kid

Mother's Day Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Had my child use me as a napkin/wet wipe
  2. Called my kid by the wrong name
  3. Spent an obscene amount of money on a toy for my kid because I secretly wanted it myself
  4. Counted down the minutes to bedtime
  5. Forgot picture day
  6. Let kids destroy house so I could have 10 minutes of peace
  7. Slept on the floor of my kid’s room
  8. Acted like a total goofball in public w/ my kids. (Singing, dancing, animal noised, etc.)
  9. Secretly threw away or donated toy
  10. Chaperoned a filed trip
  11. Been so proud I teared up
  12. Told other adults that using the bathroom without interruption would be feel like a vacation
  13. Let my kid eat ice cream for dinner
  14. Said "Because I said so!"
  15. Broke something or made a mess and blamed it on my child when spouse/partner asked
  16. Demonstrated how to use the toilet to my toddler
  17. Spent hours planning and preparing the perfect family meal only to have kids say they're not hungry or "it's gross!!"
  18. Ran an errand to get away
  19. Claimed my child was younger to get a discount
  20. Used my child as an excuse to get out of something I didn't want to do
  21. Dozed off in the toilet
  22. Eaten a treat in hiding because it was the one
  23. Threatened my kid with Santa's Naughty List to make them behave
  24. Found the most random item placed in purse by kid (dirty sock, half finished snack, old toy, etc)
  25. Let my kid eat something off the floor
  26. Cleaned "artwork" off the wall
  27. Asked my kids how old they are because I honestly forgot for a moment
  28. Bribed my child
  29. Whisper screamed at my kid while smiling because I was in public
  30. Teared up when kid brought to my attention there is something they no longer need my help with
  31. Apologized to a stranger for something my kid said/did
  32. Got a mini van, and if I'm to be honest, I love it
  33. Memorized songs from my kid’s favorite cartoon show
  34. Lied to my kids about the time
  35. Yelled in the last 24 hours
  36. Gone all "momma bear" an yelled at another kids for bullying my kid