Dozedoff in thetoiletForgotpicturedayRan anerrand toget awaySecretlythrew awayor donatedtoyUsed my childas an excuse toget out ofsomething Ididn't want todoSlept onthe floorof mykid’s roomSpent hours planningand preparing theperfect family mealonly to have kids saythey're not hungry or"it's gross!!"Teared up whenkid brought to myattention there issomething they nolonger need myhelp withClaimed mychild wasyounger toget adiscountSpent an obsceneamount of moneyon a toy for my kidbecause I secretlywanted it myselfDemonstratedhow to usethe toilet tomy toddlerYelled inthe last24 hoursFound the mostrandom itemplaced in purse bykid (dirty sock, halffinished snack, oldtoy, etc)Chaperoneda filed tripLet my kideatsomethingoff the floorCounteddown theminutes tobedtimeLet my kideat icecream fordinnerGot a minivan, and ifI'm to behonest, Ilove itApologized toa stranger forsomethingmy kidsaid/did Asked my kidshow old they arebecause Ihonestly forgotfor a momentMemorizedsongs frommy kid’sfavoritecartoon showTold other adultsthat using thebathroom withoutinterruption wouldbe feel like avacationCleaned"artwork"off thewallSaid"BecauseI said so!"Acted like a totalgoofball in publicw/ my kids.(Singing,dancing, animalnoised, etc.)Been soproud Iteared upBribedmychildCalled mykid by thewrongnameLied to mykids aboutthe timeGone all"momma bear"an yelled atanother kids forbullying my kidHad my childuse me as anapkin/wetwipeLet kids destroyhouse so Icould have 10minutes ofpeaceThreatened mykid with Santa'sNaughty List tomake thembehaveBroke somethingor made a messand blamed it onmy child whenspouse/partneraskedWhisperscreamed atmy kid whilesmilingbecause I wasin publicEaten a treatin hidingbecause itwas the oneDozedoff in thetoiletForgotpicturedayRan anerrand toget awaySecretlythrew awayor donatedtoyUsed my childas an excuse toget out ofsomething Ididn't want todoSlept onthe floorof mykid’s roomSpent hours planningand preparing theperfect family mealonly to have kids saythey're not hungry or"it's gross!!"Teared up whenkid brought to myattention there issomething they nolonger need myhelp withClaimed mychild wasyounger toget adiscountSpent an obsceneamount of moneyon a toy for my kidbecause I secretlywanted it myselfDemonstratedhow to usethe toilet tomy toddlerYelled inthe last24 hoursFound the mostrandom itemplaced in purse bykid (dirty sock, halffinished snack, oldtoy, etc)Chaperoneda filed tripLet my kideatsomethingoff the floorCounteddown theminutes tobedtimeLet my kideat icecream fordinnerGot a minivan, and ifI'm to behonest, Ilove itApologized toa stranger forsomethingmy kidsaid/did Asked my kidshow old they arebecause Ihonestly forgotfor a momentMemorizedsongs frommy kid’sfavoritecartoon showTold other adultsthat using thebathroom withoutinterruption wouldbe feel like avacationCleaned"artwork"off thewallSaid"BecauseI said so!"Acted like a totalgoofball in publicw/ my kids.(Singing,dancing, animalnoised, etc.)Been soproud Iteared upBribedmychildCalled mykid by thewrongnameLied to mykids aboutthe timeGone all"momma bear"an yelled atanother kids forbullying my kidHad my childuse me as anapkin/wetwipeLet kids destroyhouse so Icould have 10minutes ofpeaceThreatened mykid with Santa'sNaughty List tomake thembehaveBroke somethingor made a messand blamed it onmy child whenspouse/partneraskedWhisperscreamed atmy kid whilesmilingbecause I wasin publicEaten a treatin hidingbecause itwas the one

Mother's Day Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dozed off in the toilet
  2. Forgot picture day
  3. Ran an errand to get away
  4. Secretly threw away or donated toy
  5. Used my child as an excuse to get out of something I didn't want to do
  6. Slept on the floor of my kid’s room
  7. Spent hours planning and preparing the perfect family meal only to have kids say they're not hungry or "it's gross!!"
  8. Teared up when kid brought to my attention there is something they no longer need my help with
  9. Claimed my child was younger to get a discount
  10. Spent an obscene amount of money on a toy for my kid because I secretly wanted it myself
  11. Demonstrated how to use the toilet to my toddler
  12. Yelled in the last 24 hours
  13. Found the most random item placed in purse by kid (dirty sock, half finished snack, old toy, etc)
  14. Chaperoned a filed trip
  15. Let my kid eat something off the floor
  16. Counted down the minutes to bedtime
  17. Let my kid eat ice cream for dinner
  18. Got a mini van, and if I'm to be honest, I love it
  19. Apologized to a stranger for something my kid said/did
  20. Asked my kids how old they are because I honestly forgot for a moment
  21. Memorized songs from my kid’s favorite cartoon show
  22. Told other adults that using the bathroom without interruption would be feel like a vacation
  23. Cleaned "artwork" off the wall
  24. Said "Because I said so!"
  25. Acted like a total goofball in public w/ my kids. (Singing, dancing, animal noised, etc.)
  26. Been so proud I teared up
  27. Bribed my child
  28. Called my kid by the wrong name
  29. Lied to my kids about the time
  30. Gone all "momma bear" an yelled at another kids for bullying my kid
  31. Had my child use me as a napkin/wet wipe
  32. Let kids destroy house so I could have 10 minutes of peace
  33. Threatened my kid with Santa's Naughty List to make them behave
  34. Broke something or made a mess and blamed it on my child when spouse/partner asked
  35. Whisper screamed at my kid while smiling because I was in public
  36. Eaten a treat in hiding because it was the one