Memorizedsongs frommy kid’sfavoritecartoon showClaimed mychild wasyounger toget adiscountAsked my kidshow old they arebecause Ihonestly forgotfor a momentCalled mykid by thewrongnameCounteddown theminutes tobedtimeUsed my childas an excuse toget out ofsomething Ididn't want todoBroke somethingor made a messand blamed it onmy child whenspouse/partneraskedSaid"BecauseI said so!"Yelled inthe last24 hoursRan anerrand toget awayLet kids destroyhouse so Icould have 10minutes ofpeaceChaperoneda filed tripGone all"momma bear"an yelled atanother kids forbullying my kidSecretlythrew awayor donatedtoyCleaned"artwork"off thewallDozedoff in thetoiletWhisperscreamed atmy kid whilesmilingbecause I wasin publicActed like a totalgoofball in publicw/ my kids.(Singing,dancing, animalnoised, etc.)Found the mostrandom itemplaced in purse bykid (dirty sock, halffinished snack, oldtoy, etc)Eaten a treatin hidingbecause itwas the oneGot a minivan, and ifI'm to behonest, Ilove itBribedmychildSpent an obsceneamount of moneyon a toy for my kidbecause I secretlywanted it myselfForgotpicturedayApologized toa stranger forsomethingmy kidsaid/did Told other adultsthat using thebathroom withoutinterruption wouldbe feel like avacationSpent hours planningand preparing theperfect family mealonly to have kids saythey're not hungry or"it's gross!!"Let my kideat icecream fordinnerSlept onthe floorof mykid’s roomLied to mykids aboutthe timeDemonstratedhow to usethe toilet tomy toddlerThreatened mykid with Santa'sNaughty List tomake thembehaveTeared up whenkid brought to myattention there issomething they nolonger need myhelp withHad my childuse me as anapkin/wetwipeLet my kideatsomethingoff the floorBeen soproud Iteared upMemorizedsongs frommy kid’sfavoritecartoon showClaimed mychild wasyounger toget adiscountAsked my kidshow old they arebecause Ihonestly forgotfor a momentCalled mykid by thewrongnameCounteddown theminutes tobedtimeUsed my childas an excuse toget out ofsomething Ididn't want todoBroke somethingor made a messand blamed it onmy child whenspouse/partneraskedSaid"BecauseI said so!"Yelled inthe last24 hoursRan anerrand toget awayLet kids destroyhouse so Icould have 10minutes ofpeaceChaperoneda filed tripGone all"momma bear"an yelled atanother kids forbullying my kidSecretlythrew awayor donatedtoyCleaned"artwork"off thewallDozedoff in thetoiletWhisperscreamed atmy kid whilesmilingbecause I wasin publicActed like a totalgoofball in publicw/ my kids.(Singing,dancing, animalnoised, etc.)Found the mostrandom itemplaced in purse bykid (dirty sock, halffinished snack, oldtoy, etc)Eaten a treatin hidingbecause itwas the oneGot a minivan, and ifI'm to behonest, Ilove itBribedmychildSpent an obsceneamount of moneyon a toy for my kidbecause I secretlywanted it myselfForgotpicturedayApologized toa stranger forsomethingmy kidsaid/did Told other adultsthat using thebathroom withoutinterruption wouldbe feel like avacationSpent hours planningand preparing theperfect family mealonly to have kids saythey're not hungry or"it's gross!!"Let my kideat icecream fordinnerSlept onthe floorof mykid’s roomLied to mykids aboutthe timeDemonstratedhow to usethe toilet tomy toddlerThreatened mykid with Santa'sNaughty List tomake thembehaveTeared up whenkid brought to myattention there issomething they nolonger need myhelp withHad my childuse me as anapkin/wetwipeLet my kideatsomethingoff the floorBeen soproud Iteared up

Mother's Day Bingo! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Memorized songs from my kid’s favorite cartoon show
  2. Claimed my child was younger to get a discount
  3. Asked my kids how old they are because I honestly forgot for a moment
  4. Called my kid by the wrong name
  5. Counted down the minutes to bedtime
  6. Used my child as an excuse to get out of something I didn't want to do
  7. Broke something or made a mess and blamed it on my child when spouse/partner asked
  8. Said "Because I said so!"
  9. Yelled in the last 24 hours
  10. Ran an errand to get away
  11. Let kids destroy house so I could have 10 minutes of peace
  12. Chaperoned a filed trip
  13. Gone all "momma bear" an yelled at another kids for bullying my kid
  14. Secretly threw away or donated toy
  15. Cleaned "artwork" off the wall
  16. Dozed off in the toilet
  17. Whisper screamed at my kid while smiling because I was in public
  18. Acted like a total goofball in public w/ my kids. (Singing, dancing, animal noised, etc.)
  19. Found the most random item placed in purse by kid (dirty sock, half finished snack, old toy, etc)
  20. Eaten a treat in hiding because it was the one
  21. Got a mini van, and if I'm to be honest, I love it
  22. Bribed my child
  23. Spent an obscene amount of money on a toy for my kid because I secretly wanted it myself
  24. Forgot picture day
  25. Apologized to a stranger for something my kid said/did
  26. Told other adults that using the bathroom without interruption would be feel like a vacation
  27. Spent hours planning and preparing the perfect family meal only to have kids say they're not hungry or "it's gross!!"
  28. Let my kid eat ice cream for dinner
  29. Slept on the floor of my kid’s room
  30. Lied to my kids about the time
  31. Demonstrated how to use the toilet to my toddler
  32. Threatened my kid with Santa's Naughty List to make them behave
  33. Teared up when kid brought to my attention there is something they no longer need my help with
  34. Had my child use me as a napkin/wet wipe
  35. Let my kid eat something off the floor
  36. Been so proud I teared up