“I was going to say that!” Off-topic for 10+ minutes A dungeon 21+ on a Perception/Investigation check Someone min rolls on healing No combat happens Someone cancels at 6:30 or later Haggling for a better price “Whose turn is it?” Something goes wrong with the music Something gets knocked over The Keeper is mentioned 21+ to hit Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way Someone plays a video game during the session “Are you sure?” Talking your way out of combat Someone who could not attend gets messaged/called A plate is referred to as a blate A dragon A 3rd level or higher spell is cast Corpse looting Natural 1 Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn Someone rolls with disadvantage Upon receiving this card, roll a die. If it's even, mark this off. Someone does schoolwork during the session A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea “I mean… okay…?” Tony leaves the room at least 3 times The TV switches to a screensaver Splitting the party “You can certainly try” Someone has to do math on their fingers/a calculator Hurdy- gurdy music Someone drops to 0 HP A die rolls onto the floor Reference to a previous campaign David’s parasite hurts a player Someone forgets how their spell works Inspiration is given out Someone swaps their chair with a different one Among Us reference Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs Lego figures get accidentally knocked over Someone is talked over Someone’s character fear is triggered Liam rolls a lot of dice at once Someone is distracted by their phone There is a food other than chips You can hear Roan gaming from upstairs A potion is consumed Someone rolls with advantage A combat happens Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles Don’t start until 7:30 or later Message or telepathy is used At least 5 players show up Important rules need explaining Math is hard Someone makes a dice stack Someone borrows dice A plan goes horribly wrong Debate over rules 4 or fewer players show up 2+ pitchers of water are consumed 3 or more people stand up at once Homestuck gets mentioned Someone mentions that it is now 10:00 PM Child murder/endangerment Someone is 15+ minutes late 3+ different people quoted There is a drink other than water “Only you can decide” Natural 20 Someone takes notes 21+ on a charisma- based check Someone makes a bad pun Someone brings food Someone min rolls on damage “I was going to say that!” Off-topic for 10+ minutes A dungeon 21+ on a Perception/Investigation check Someone min rolls on healing No combat happens Someone cancels at 6:30 or later Haggling for a better price “Whose turn is it?” Something goes wrong with the music Something gets knocked over The Keeper is mentioned 21+ to hit Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way Someone plays a video game during the session “Are you sure?” Talking your way out of combat Someone who could not attend gets messaged/called A plate is referred to as a blate A dragon A 3rd level or higher spell is cast Corpse looting Natural 1 Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn Someone rolls with disadvantage Upon receiving this card, roll a die. If it's even, mark this off. Someone does schoolwork during the session A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea “I mean… okay…?” Tony leaves the room at least 3 times The TV switches to a screensaver Splitting the party “You can certainly try” Someone has to do math on their fingers/a calculator Hurdy- gurdy music Someone drops to 0 HP A die rolls onto the floor Reference to a previous campaign David’s parasite hurts a player Someone forgets how their spell works Inspiration is given out Someone swaps their chair with a different one Among Us reference Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs Lego figures get accidentally knocked over Someone is talked over Someone’s character fear is triggered Liam rolls a lot of dice at once Someone is distracted by their phone There is a food other than chips You can hear Roan gaming from upstairs A potion is consumed Someone rolls with advantage A combat happens Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles Don’t start until 7:30 or later Message or telepathy is used At least 5 players show up Important rules need explaining Math is hard Someone makes a dice stack Someone borrows dice A plan goes horribly wrong Debate over rules 4 or fewer players show up 2+ pitchers of water are consumed 3 or more people stand up at once Homestuck gets mentioned Someone mentions that it is now 10:00 PM Child murder/endangerment Someone is 15+ minutes late 3+ different people quoted There is a drink other than water “Only you can decide” Natural 20 Someone takes notes 21+ on a charisma- based check Someone makes a bad pun Someone brings food Someone min rolls on damage
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“I was going to say that!”
Off-topic for 10+ minutes
A dungeon
21+ on a Perception/Investigation check
Someone min rolls on healing
No combat happens
Someone cancels at 6:30 or later
Haggling for a better price
“Whose turn is it?”
Something goes wrong with the music
Something gets knocked over
The Keeper is mentioned
21+ to hit
Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way
Someone plays a video game during the session
“Are you sure?”
Talking your way out of combat
Someone who could not attend gets messaged/called
A plate is referred to as a blate
A dragon
A 3rd level or higher spell is cast
Corpse looting
Natural 1
Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn
Someone rolls with disadvantage
Upon receiving this card, roll a die. If it's even, mark this off.
Someone does schoolwork during the session
A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea
“I mean… okay…?”
Tony leaves the room at least 3 times
The TV switches to a screensaver
Splitting the party
“You can certainly try”
Someone has to do math on their fingers/a calculator
Hurdy-gurdy music
Someone drops to 0 HP
A die rolls onto the floor
Reference to a previous campaign
David’s parasite hurts a player
Someone forgets how their spell works
Inspiration is given out
Someone swaps their chair with a different one
Among Us reference
Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs
Lego figures get accidentally knocked over
Someone is talked over
Someone’s character fear is triggered
Liam rolls a lot of dice at once
Someone is distracted by their phone
There is a food other than chips
You can hear Roan gaming from upstairs
A potion is consumed
Someone rolls with advantage
A combat happens
Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles
Don’t start until 7:30 or later
Message or telepathy is used
At least 5 players show up
Important rules need explaining
Math is hard
Someone makes a dice stack
Someone borrows dice
A plan goes horribly wrong
Debate over rules
4 or fewer players show up
2+ pitchers of water are consumed
3 or more people stand up at once
Homestuck gets mentioned
Someone mentions that it is now 10:00 PM
Child murder/endangerment
Someone is 15+ minutes late
3+ different people quoted
There is a drink other than water
“Only you can decide”
Natural 20
Someone takes notes
21+ on a charisma-based check
Someone makes a bad pun
Someone brings food
Someone min rolls on damage
