(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Walking on eggshells
Jarringly interrupts conversation to draw attention to herself
Changes the topic when you ask her a question (again)
Passive Aggression! She's just SO grateful you visited since it's SO rare
You automatically recoil when she hugs you
Your question is answered with a moral story about something completely different
She wishes you did something you once did / this other person does
Brother sneaks out for a smoke break
Reminds you that becoming a mother is the best thing that happened to her
Mom is MIA! She disappears to tend to highly specific needs
Mom isn't feeling well
Dissociation Station! You realize you zoned out (again)
Dramatic Mood Change!
Profound feeling of emptiness
Doesn't ask how you are (or give you time to answer)
Looong monologue
You take (another) bathroom break
Your life decisions are wrong!
Another guilt trip!
Implies that, as your mother, she knows you better than you know herself
Pity Party!
Complains about food (or flowers or gifts) in some way.
Fusses over you to change the topic while looking like a concerned mom
