Implies that, asyour mother, sheknows youbetter than youknow herselfChanges thetopic whenyou ask hera question(again)Profoundfeeling ofemptinessLooongmonologueJarringlyinterruptsconversation todraw attentionto herselfMom is MIA!Shedisappears totend to highlyspecific needsBrothersneaks outfor a smokebreakDramaticMoodChange!Youautomaticallyrecoil whenshe hugsyouComplainsabout food(or flowers orgifts) insome way.Mom isn'tfeelingwellDoesn't askhow you are(or give youtime toanswer)PassiveAggression!She's just SOgrateful youvisited since it'sSO rareDissociationStation! Yourealize youzoned out(again)You take(another)bathroombreakShe wishes youdid somethingyou once did /this otherperson doesAnotherguilttrip!Reminds youthat becoming amother is thebest thing thathappened to herWalkingoneggshellsGuiltTrip!Your question isanswered with amoral story aboutsomethingcompletelydifferentFusses over youto change thetopic whilelooking like aconcerned momPityParty!Your lifedecisionsarewrong!Implies that, asyour mother, sheknows youbetter than youknow herselfChanges thetopic whenyou ask hera question(again)Profoundfeeling ofemptinessLooongmonologueJarringlyinterruptsconversation todraw attentionto herselfMom is MIA!Shedisappears totend to highlyspecific needsBrothersneaks outfor a smokebreakDramaticMoodChange!Youautomaticallyrecoil whenshe hugsyouComplainsabout food(or flowers orgifts) insome way.Mom isn'tfeelingwellDoesn't askhow you are(or give youtime toanswer)PassiveAggression!She's just SOgrateful youvisited since it'sSO rareDissociationStation! Yourealize youzoned out(again)You take(another)bathroombreakShe wishes youdid somethingyou once did /this otherperson doesAnotherguilttrip!Reminds youthat becoming amother is thebest thing thathappened to herWalkingoneggshellsGuiltTrip!Your question isanswered with amoral story aboutsomethingcompletelydifferentFusses over youto change thetopic whilelooking like aconcerned momPityParty!Your lifedecisionsarewrong!

Narcissistic Mother's Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Implies that, as your mother, she knows you better than you know herself
  2. Changes the topic when you ask her a question (again)
  3. Profound feeling of emptiness
  4. Looong monologue
  5. Jarringly interrupts conversation to draw attention to herself
  6. Mom is MIA! She disappears to tend to highly specific needs
  7. Brother sneaks out for a smoke break
  8. Dramatic Mood Change!
  9. You automatically recoil when she hugs you
  10. Complains about food (or flowers or gifts) in some way.
  11. Mom isn't feeling well
  12. Doesn't ask how you are (or give you time to answer)
  13. Passive Aggression! She's just SO grateful you visited since it's SO rare
  14. Dissociation Station! You realize you zoned out (again)
  15. You take (another) bathroom break
  16. She wishes you did something you once did / this other person does
  17. Another guilt trip!
  18. Reminds you that becoming a mother is the best thing that happened to her
  19. Walking on eggshells
  20. Guilt Trip!
  21. Your question is answered with a moral story about something completely different
  22. Fusses over you to change the topic while looking like a concerned mom
  23. Pity Party!
  24. Your life decisions are wrong!