GuiltTrip!You take(another)bathroombreakMom is MIA!Shedisappears totend to highlyspecific needsShe wishes youdid somethingyou once did /this otherperson doesYour lifedecisionsarewrong!DissociationStation! Yourealize youzoned out(again)Changes thetopic whenyou ask hera question(again)Profoundfeeling ofemptinessImplies that, asyour mother, sheknows youbetter than youknow herselfReminds youthat becoming amother is thebest thing thathappened to herMom isn'tfeelingwellFusses over youto change thetopic whilelooking like aconcerned momYour question isanswered with amoral story aboutsomethingcompletelydifferentJarringlyinterruptsconversation todraw attentionto herselfDramaticMoodChange!Anotherguilttrip!Doesn't askhow you are(or give youtime toanswer)PityParty!LooongmonologueComplainsabout food(or flowers orgifts) insome way.WalkingoneggshellsBrothersneaks outfor a smokebreakPassiveAggression!She's just SOgrateful youvisited since it'sSO rareYouautomaticallyrecoil whenshe hugsyouGuiltTrip!You take(another)bathroombreakMom is MIA!Shedisappears totend to highlyspecific needsShe wishes youdid somethingyou once did /this otherperson doesYour lifedecisionsarewrong!DissociationStation! Yourealize youzoned out(again)Changes thetopic whenyou ask hera question(again)Profoundfeeling ofemptinessImplies that, asyour mother, sheknows youbetter than youknow herselfReminds youthat becoming amother is thebest thing thathappened to herMom isn'tfeelingwellFusses over youto change thetopic whilelooking like aconcerned momYour question isanswered with amoral story aboutsomethingcompletelydifferentJarringlyinterruptsconversation todraw attentionto herselfDramaticMoodChange!Anotherguilttrip!Doesn't askhow you are(or give youtime toanswer)PityParty!LooongmonologueComplainsabout food(or flowers orgifts) insome way.WalkingoneggshellsBrothersneaks outfor a smokebreakPassiveAggression!She's just SOgrateful youvisited since it'sSO rareYouautomaticallyrecoil whenshe hugsyou

Narcissistic Mother's Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Guilt Trip!
  2. You take (another) bathroom break
  3. Mom is MIA! She disappears to tend to highly specific needs
  4. She wishes you did something you once did / this other person does
  5. Your life decisions are wrong!
  6. Dissociation Station! You realize you zoned out (again)
  7. Changes the topic when you ask her a question (again)
  8. Profound feeling of emptiness
  9. Implies that, as your mother, she knows you better than you know herself
  10. Reminds you that becoming a mother is the best thing that happened to her
  11. Mom isn't feeling well
  12. Fusses over you to change the topic while looking like a concerned mom
  13. Your question is answered with a moral story about something completely different
  14. Jarringly interrupts conversation to draw attention to herself
  15. Dramatic Mood Change!
  16. Another guilt trip!
  17. Doesn't ask how you are (or give you time to answer)
  18. Pity Party!
  19. Looong monologue
  20. Complains about food (or flowers or gifts) in some way.
  21. Walking on eggshells
  22. Brother sneaks out for a smoke break
  23. Passive Aggression! She's just SO grateful you visited since it's SO rare
  24. You automatically recoil when she hugs you