(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Your life decisions are wrong!
Mom isn't feeling well
Mom is MIA! She disappears to tend to highly specific needs
Pity Party!
Your question is answered with a moral story about something completely different
Fusses over you to change the topic while looking like a concerned mom
Brother sneaks out for a smoke break
Another guilt trip!
Complains about food (or flowers or gifts) in some way.
Changes the topic when you ask her a question (again)
You take (another) bathroom break
You automatically recoil when she hugs you
Doesn't ask how you are (or give you time to answer)
Guilt Trip!
Walking on eggshells
Dissociation Station! You realize you zoned out (again)
Reminds you that becoming a mother is the best thing that happened to her
Profound feeling of emptiness
Looong monologue
She wishes you did something you once did / this other person does
Jarringly interrupts conversation to draw attention to herself
Implies that, as your mother, she knows you better than you know herself
Passive Aggression! She's just SO grateful you visited since it's SO rare
