Your lifedecisionsarewrong!DramaticMoodChange!Anotherguilttrip!DissociationStation! Yourealize youzoned out(again)PassiveAggression!She's just SOgrateful youvisited since it'sSO rareChanges thetopic whenyou ask hera question(again)Profoundfeeling ofemptinessBrothersneaks outfor a smokebreakComplainsabout food(or flowers orgifts) insome way.Mom isn'tfeelingwellShe wishes youdid somethingyou once did /this otherperson doesYouautomaticallyrecoil whenshe hugsyouWalkingoneggshellsGuiltTrip!Doesn't askhow you are(or give youtime toanswer)You take(another)bathroombreakFusses over youto change thetopic whilelooking like aconcerned momJarringlyinterruptsconversation todraw attentionto herselfMom is MIA!Shedisappears totend to highlyspecific needsReminds youthat becoming amother is thebest thing thathappened to herPityParty!LooongmonologueImplies that, asyour mother, sheknows youbetter than youknow herselfYour question isanswered with amoral story aboutsomethingcompletelydifferentYour lifedecisionsarewrong!DramaticMoodChange!Anotherguilttrip!DissociationStation! Yourealize youzoned out(again)PassiveAggression!She's just SOgrateful youvisited since it'sSO rareChanges thetopic whenyou ask hera question(again)Profoundfeeling ofemptinessBrothersneaks outfor a smokebreakComplainsabout food(or flowers orgifts) insome way.Mom isn'tfeelingwellShe wishes youdid somethingyou once did /this otherperson doesYouautomaticallyrecoil whenshe hugsyouWalkingoneggshellsGuiltTrip!Doesn't askhow you are(or give youtime toanswer)You take(another)bathroombreakFusses over youto change thetopic whilelooking like aconcerned momJarringlyinterruptsconversation todraw attentionto herselfMom is MIA!Shedisappears totend to highlyspecific needsReminds youthat becoming amother is thebest thing thathappened to herPityParty!LooongmonologueImplies that, asyour mother, sheknows youbetter than youknow herselfYour question isanswered with amoral story aboutsomethingcompletelydifferent

Narcissistic Mother's Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your life decisions are wrong!
  2. Dramatic Mood Change!
  3. Another guilt trip!
  4. Dissociation Station! You realize you zoned out (again)
  5. Passive Aggression! She's just SO grateful you visited since it's SO rare
  6. Changes the topic when you ask her a question (again)
  7. Profound feeling of emptiness
  8. Brother sneaks out for a smoke break
  9. Complains about food (or flowers or gifts) in some way.
  10. Mom isn't feeling well
  11. She wishes you did something you once did / this other person does
  12. You automatically recoil when she hugs you
  13. Walking on eggshells
  14. Guilt Trip!
  15. Doesn't ask how you are (or give you time to answer)
  16. You take (another) bathroom break
  17. Fusses over you to change the topic while looking like a concerned mom
  18. Jarringly interrupts conversation to draw attention to herself
  19. Mom is MIA! She disappears to tend to highly specific needs
  20. Reminds you that becoming a mother is the best thing that happened to her
  21. Pity Party!
  22. Looong monologue
  23. Implies that, as your mother, she knows you better than you know herself
  24. Your question is answered with a moral story about something completely different