(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Profound feeling of emptiness
Looong monologue
Pity Party!
Your question is answered with a moral story about something completely different
Brother sneaks out for a smoke break
She wishes you did something you once did / this other person does
Walking on eggshells
Dramatic Mood Change!
Changes the topic when you ask her a question (again)
Guilt Trip!
Jarringly interrupts conversation to draw attention to herself
Complains about food (or flowers or gifts) in some way.
You automatically recoil when she hugs you
Fusses over you to change the topic while looking like a concerned mom
Another guilt trip!
Mom isn't feeling well
Reminds you that becoming a mother is the best thing that happened to her
Implies that, as your mother, she knows you better than you know herself
Your life decisions are wrong!
Mom is MIA! She disappears to tend to highly specific needs
Dissociation Station! You realize you zoned out (again)
You take (another) bathroom break
Doesn't ask how you are (or give you time to answer)
Passive Aggression! She's just SO grateful you visited since it's SO rare
