Brothersneaks outfor a smokebreakYou take(another)bathroombreakJarringlyinterruptsconversation todraw attentionto herselfDoesn't askhow you are(or give youtime toanswer)Implies that, asyour mother, sheknows youbetter than youknow herselfFusses over youto change thetopic whilelooking like aconcerned momDramaticMoodChange!Complainsabout food(or flowers orgifts) insome way.WalkingoneggshellsGuiltTrip!Youautomaticallyrecoil whenshe hugsyouYour lifedecisionsarewrong!Your question isanswered with amoral story aboutsomethingcompletelydifferentShe wishes youdid somethingyou once did /this otherperson doesMom isn'tfeelingwellMom is MIA!Shedisappears totend to highlyspecific needsReminds youthat becoming amother is thebest thing thathappened to herAnotherguilttrip!Profoundfeeling ofemptinessLooongmonologueChanges thetopic whenyou ask hera question(again)PityParty!DissociationStation! Yourealize youzoned out(again)PassiveAggression!She's just SOgrateful youvisited since it'sSO rareBrothersneaks outfor a smokebreakYou take(another)bathroombreakJarringlyinterruptsconversation todraw attentionto herselfDoesn't askhow you are(or give youtime toanswer)Implies that, asyour mother, sheknows youbetter than youknow herselfFusses over youto change thetopic whilelooking like aconcerned momDramaticMoodChange!Complainsabout food(or flowers orgifts) insome way.WalkingoneggshellsGuiltTrip!Youautomaticallyrecoil whenshe hugsyouYour lifedecisionsarewrong!Your question isanswered with amoral story aboutsomethingcompletelydifferentShe wishes youdid somethingyou once did /this otherperson doesMom isn'tfeelingwellMom is MIA!Shedisappears totend to highlyspecific needsReminds youthat becoming amother is thebest thing thathappened to herAnotherguilttrip!Profoundfeeling ofemptinessLooongmonologueChanges thetopic whenyou ask hera question(again)PityParty!DissociationStation! Yourealize youzoned out(again)PassiveAggression!She's just SOgrateful youvisited since it'sSO rare

Narcissistic Mother's Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Brother sneaks out for a smoke break
  2. You take (another) bathroom break
  3. Jarringly interrupts conversation to draw attention to herself
  4. Doesn't ask how you are (or give you time to answer)
  5. Implies that, as your mother, she knows you better than you know herself
  6. Fusses over you to change the topic while looking like a concerned mom
  7. Dramatic Mood Change!
  8. Complains about food (or flowers or gifts) in some way.
  9. Walking on eggshells
  10. Guilt Trip!
  11. You automatically recoil when she hugs you
  12. Your life decisions are wrong!
  13. Your question is answered with a moral story about something completely different
  14. She wishes you did something you once did / this other person does
  15. Mom isn't feeling well
  16. Mom is MIA! She disappears to tend to highly specific needs
  17. Reminds you that becoming a mother is the best thing that happened to her
  18. Another guilt trip!
  19. Profound feeling of emptiness
  20. Looong monologue
  21. Changes the topic when you ask her a question (again)
  22. Pity Party!
  23. Dissociation Station! You realize you zoned out (again)
  24. Passive Aggression! She's just SO grateful you visited since it's SO rare