Implies that, asyour mother, sheknows youbetter than youknow herselfChanges thetopic whenyou ask hera question(again)Brothersneaks outfor a smokebreakPityParty!Jarringlyinterruptsconversation todraw attentionto herselfFusses over youto change thetopic whilelooking like aconcerned momLooongmonologueReminds youthat becoming amother is thebest thing thathappened to herMom isn'tfeelingwellDissociationStation! Yourealize youzoned out(again)Complainsabout food(or flowers orgifts) insome way.WalkingoneggshellsDoesn't askhow you are(or give youtime toanswer)Profoundfeeling ofemptinessAnotherguilttrip!Your lifedecisionsarewrong!PassiveAggression!She's just SOgrateful youvisited since it'sSO rareMom is MIA!Shedisappears totend to highlyspecific needsShe wishes youdid somethingyou once did /this otherperson doesDramaticMoodChange!GuiltTrip!Your question isanswered with amoral story aboutsomethingcompletelydifferentYou take(another)bathroombreakYouautomaticallyrecoil whenshe hugsyouImplies that, asyour mother, sheknows youbetter than youknow herselfChanges thetopic whenyou ask hera question(again)Brothersneaks outfor a smokebreakPityParty!Jarringlyinterruptsconversation todraw attentionto herselfFusses over youto change thetopic whilelooking like aconcerned momLooongmonologueReminds youthat becoming amother is thebest thing thathappened to herMom isn'tfeelingwellDissociationStation! Yourealize youzoned out(again)Complainsabout food(or flowers orgifts) insome way.WalkingoneggshellsDoesn't askhow you are(or give youtime toanswer)Profoundfeeling ofemptinessAnotherguilttrip!Your lifedecisionsarewrong!PassiveAggression!She's just SOgrateful youvisited since it'sSO rareMom is MIA!Shedisappears totend to highlyspecific needsShe wishes youdid somethingyou once did /this otherperson doesDramaticMoodChange!GuiltTrip!Your question isanswered with amoral story aboutsomethingcompletelydifferentYou take(another)bathroombreakYouautomaticallyrecoil whenshe hugsyou

Narcissistic Mother's Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Implies that, as your mother, she knows you better than you know herself
  2. Changes the topic when you ask her a question (again)
  3. Brother sneaks out for a smoke break
  4. Pity Party!
  5. Jarringly interrupts conversation to draw attention to herself
  6. Fusses over you to change the topic while looking like a concerned mom
  7. Looong monologue
  8. Reminds you that becoming a mother is the best thing that happened to her
  9. Mom isn't feeling well
  10. Dissociation Station! You realize you zoned out (again)
  11. Complains about food (or flowers or gifts) in some way.
  12. Walking on eggshells
  13. Doesn't ask how you are (or give you time to answer)
  14. Profound feeling of emptiness
  15. Another guilt trip!
  16. Your life decisions are wrong!
  17. Passive Aggression! She's just SO grateful you visited since it's SO rare
  18. Mom is MIA! She disappears to tend to highly specific needs
  19. She wishes you did something you once did / this other person does
  20. Dramatic Mood Change!
  21. Guilt Trip!
  22. Your question is answered with a moral story about something completely different
  23. You take (another) bathroom break
  24. You automatically recoil when she hugs you