Your lifedecisionsarewrong!Mom isn'tfeelingwellYour question isanswered with amoral story aboutsomethingcompletelydifferentGuiltTrip!PassiveAggression!She's just SOgrateful youvisited since it'sSO rareReminds youthat becoming amother is thebest thing thathappened to herShe wishes youdid somethingyou once did /this otherperson doesImplies that, asyour mother, sheknows youbetter than youknow herselfMom is MIA!Shedisappears totend to highlyspecific needsDramaticMoodChange!Brothersneaks outfor a smokebreakWalkingoneggshellsProfoundfeeling ofemptinessYouautomaticallyrecoil whenshe hugsyouJarringlyinterruptsconversation todraw attentionto herselfYou take(another)bathroombreakLooongmonologueFusses over youto change thetopic whilelooking like aconcerned momComplainsabout food(or flowers orgifts) insome way.DissociationStation! Yourealize youzoned out(again)Doesn't askhow you are(or give youtime toanswer)Anotherguilttrip!Changes thetopic whenyou ask hera question(again)PityParty!Your lifedecisionsarewrong!Mom isn'tfeelingwellYour question isanswered with amoral story aboutsomethingcompletelydifferentGuiltTrip!PassiveAggression!She's just SOgrateful youvisited since it'sSO rareReminds youthat becoming amother is thebest thing thathappened to herShe wishes youdid somethingyou once did /this otherperson doesImplies that, asyour mother, sheknows youbetter than youknow herselfMom is MIA!Shedisappears totend to highlyspecific needsDramaticMoodChange!Brothersneaks outfor a smokebreakWalkingoneggshellsProfoundfeeling ofemptinessYouautomaticallyrecoil whenshe hugsyouJarringlyinterruptsconversation todraw attentionto herselfYou take(another)bathroombreakLooongmonologueFusses over youto change thetopic whilelooking like aconcerned momComplainsabout food(or flowers orgifts) insome way.DissociationStation! Yourealize youzoned out(again)Doesn't askhow you are(or give youtime toanswer)Anotherguilttrip!Changes thetopic whenyou ask hera question(again)PityParty!

Narcissistic Mother's Day Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Your life decisions are wrong!
  2. Mom isn't feeling well
  3. Your question is answered with a moral story about something completely different
  4. Guilt Trip!
  5. Passive Aggression! She's just SO grateful you visited since it's SO rare
  6. Reminds you that becoming a mother is the best thing that happened to her
  7. She wishes you did something you once did / this other person does
  8. Implies that, as your mother, she knows you better than you know herself
  9. Mom is MIA! She disappears to tend to highly specific needs
  10. Dramatic Mood Change!
  11. Brother sneaks out for a smoke break
  12. Walking on eggshells
  13. Profound feeling of emptiness
  14. You automatically recoil when she hugs you
  15. Jarringly interrupts conversation to draw attention to herself
  16. You take (another) bathroom break
  17. Looong monologue
  18. Fusses over you to change the topic while looking like a concerned mom
  19. Complains about food (or flowers or gifts) in some way.
  20. Dissociation Station! You realize you zoned out (again)
  21. Doesn't ask how you are (or give you time to answer)
  22. Another guilt trip!
  23. Changes the topic when you ask her a question (again)
  24. Pity Party!