Someonetells thesame storymore thanonceDadanticipationsqueakMom’sdistaste forgrandma istoo obviousCarly makessmall noisesfor noreasonGoldblattkid’s bodymakes aloud noiseMark starts astory bysaying therace of apersonRob andMarkawkwardinteractionHearingaidproblemsMarkone-upsGrandpaMark interruptsa goodconversationabout somethingstupidCarly fills thegaps inconversationsGrandpaone-upsMarkSandiovercorrectsabout Howard’sphysicallimitationsMark getsoverwhelmedand playswith BeauGrandpanamedropsMark sharesa fact no onecares aboutHowardshowshis pinHoward tellsa story formore than 5minutesOne of theGoldblattchildren isinterrogated re:future plansDashel orPalmer isquizzedabout beingJewishRonnie talksabout beingmarried toHowardSomeonecalls PalmerEthan’s“friend”Dad bringsup what’sokay towrite aboutSomeoneinterruptsEthanSomeonetells thesame storymore thanonceDadanticipationsqueakMom’sdistaste forgrandma istoo obviousCarly makessmall noisesfor noreasonGoldblattkid’s bodymakes aloud noiseMark starts astory bysaying therace of apersonRob andMarkawkwardinteractionHearingaidproblemsMarkone-upsGrandpaMark interruptsa goodconversationabout somethingstupidCarly fills thegaps inconversationsGrandpaone-upsMarkSandiovercorrectsabout Howard’sphysicallimitationsMark getsoverwhelmedand playswith BeauGrandpanamedropsMark sharesa fact no onecares aboutHowardshowshis pinHoward tellsa story formore than 5minutesOne of theGoldblattchildren isinterrogated re:future plansDashel orPalmer isquizzedabout beingJewishRonnie talksabout beingmarried toHowardSomeonecalls PalmerEthan’s“friend”Dad bringsup what’sokay towrite aboutSomeoneinterruptsEthan

Clusterfuck Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone tells the same story more than once
  2. Dad anticipation squeak
  3. Mom’s distaste for grandma is too obvious
  4. Carly makes small noises for no reason
  5. Goldblatt kid’s body makes a loud noise
  6. Mark starts a story by saying the race of a person
  7. Rob and Mark awkward interaction
  8. Hearing aid problems
  9. Mark one-ups Grandpa
  10. Mark interrupts a good conversation about something stupid
  11. Carly fills the gaps in conversations
  12. Grandpa one-ups Mark
  13. Sandi overcorrects about Howard’s physical limitations
  14. Mark gets overwhelmed and plays with Beau
  15. Grandpa name drops
  16. Mark shares a fact no one cares about
  17. Howard shows his pin
  18. Howard tells a story for more than 5 minutes
  19. One of the Goldblatt children is interrogated re: future plans
  20. Dashel or Palmer is quizzed about being Jewish
  21. Ronnie talks about being married to Howard
  22. Someone calls Palmer Ethan’s “friend”
  23. Dad brings up what’s okay to write about
  24. Someone interrupts Ethan