GrandpanamedropsSomeonecalls PalmerEthan’s“friend”HearingaidproblemsMark starts astory bysaying therace of apersonRonnie talksabout beingmarried toHowardGrandpaone-upsMarkHoward tellsa story formore than 5minutesCarly fills thegaps inconversationsMark getsoverwhelmedand playswith BeauMark interruptsa goodconversationabout somethingstupidSomeoneinterruptsEthanSandiovercorrectsabout Howard’sphysicallimitationsMom’sdistaste forgrandma istoo obviousCarly makessmall noisesfor noreasonMarkone-upsGrandpaRob andMarkawkwardinteractionHowardshowshis pinDashel orPalmer isquizzedabout beingJewishSomeonetells thesame storymore thanonceDadanticipationsqueakOne of theGoldblattchildren isinterrogated re:future plansMark sharesa fact no onecares aboutGoldblattkid’s bodymakes aloud noiseDad bringsup what’sokay towrite aboutGrandpanamedropsSomeonecalls PalmerEthan’s“friend”HearingaidproblemsMark starts astory bysaying therace of apersonRonnie talksabout beingmarried toHowardGrandpaone-upsMarkHoward tellsa story formore than 5minutesCarly fills thegaps inconversationsMark getsoverwhelmedand playswith BeauMark interruptsa goodconversationabout somethingstupidSomeoneinterruptsEthanSandiovercorrectsabout Howard’sphysicallimitationsMom’sdistaste forgrandma istoo obviousCarly makessmall noisesfor noreasonMarkone-upsGrandpaRob andMarkawkwardinteractionHowardshowshis pinDashel orPalmer isquizzedabout beingJewishSomeonetells thesame storymore thanonceDadanticipationsqueakOne of theGoldblattchildren isinterrogated re:future plansMark sharesa fact no onecares aboutGoldblattkid’s bodymakes aloud noiseDad bringsup what’sokay towrite about

Clusterfuck Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
  1. Grandpa name drops
  2. Someone calls Palmer Ethan’s “friend”
  3. Hearing aid problems
  4. Mark starts a story by saying the race of a person
  5. Ronnie talks about being married to Howard
  6. Grandpa one-ups Mark
  7. Howard tells a story for more than 5 minutes
  8. Carly fills the gaps in conversations
  9. Mark gets overwhelmed and plays with Beau
  10. Mark interrupts a good conversation about something stupid
  11. Someone interrupts Ethan
  12. Sandi overcorrects about Howard’s physical limitations
  13. Mom’s distaste for grandma is too obvious
  14. Carly makes small noises for no reason
  15. Mark one-ups Grandpa
  16. Rob and Mark awkward interaction
  17. Howard shows his pin
  18. Dashel or Palmer is quizzed about being Jewish
  19. Someone tells the same story more than once
  20. Dad anticipation squeak
  21. One of the Goldblatt children is interrogated re: future plans
  22. Mark shares a fact no one cares about
  23. Goldblatt kid’s body makes a loud noise
  24. Dad brings up what’s okay to write about