HearingaidproblemsCarly makessmall noisesfor noreasonDashel orPalmer isquizzedabout beingJewishRonnie talksabout beingmarried toHowardSomeonecalls PalmerEthan’s“friend”Sandiovercorrectsabout Howard’sphysicallimitationsMark getsoverwhelmedand playswith BeauMarkone-upsGrandpaDadanticipationsqueakMark interruptsa goodconversationabout somethingstupidMark sharesa fact no onecares aboutCarly fills thegaps inconversationsSomeonetells thesame storymore thanonceGrandpaone-upsMarkHowardshowshis pinSomeoneinterruptsEthanMark starts astory bysaying therace of apersonRob andMarkawkwardinteractionHoward tellsa story formore than 5minutesOne of theGoldblattchildren isinterrogated re:future plansGrandpanamedropsMom’sdistaste forgrandma istoo obviousGoldblattkid’s bodymakes aloud noiseDad bringsup what’sokay towrite aboutHearingaidproblemsCarly makessmall noisesfor noreasonDashel orPalmer isquizzedabout beingJewishRonnie talksabout beingmarried toHowardSomeonecalls PalmerEthan’s“friend”Sandiovercorrectsabout Howard’sphysicallimitationsMark getsoverwhelmedand playswith BeauMarkone-upsGrandpaDadanticipationsqueakMark interruptsa goodconversationabout somethingstupidMark sharesa fact no onecares aboutCarly fills thegaps inconversationsSomeonetells thesame storymore thanonceGrandpaone-upsMarkHowardshowshis pinSomeoneinterruptsEthanMark starts astory bysaying therace of apersonRob andMarkawkwardinteractionHoward tellsa story formore than 5minutesOne of theGoldblattchildren isinterrogated re:future plansGrandpanamedropsMom’sdistaste forgrandma istoo obviousGoldblattkid’s bodymakes aloud noiseDad bringsup what’sokay towrite about

Clusterfuck Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Hearing aid problems
  2. Carly makes small noises for no reason
  3. Dashel or Palmer is quizzed about being Jewish
  4. Ronnie talks about being married to Howard
  5. Someone calls Palmer Ethan’s “friend”
  6. Sandi overcorrects about Howard’s physical limitations
  7. Mark gets overwhelmed and plays with Beau
  8. Mark one-ups Grandpa
  9. Dad anticipation squeak
  10. Mark interrupts a good conversation about something stupid
  11. Mark shares a fact no one cares about
  12. Carly fills the gaps in conversations
  13. Someone tells the same story more than once
  14. Grandpa one-ups Mark
  15. Howard shows his pin
  16. Someone interrupts Ethan
  17. Mark starts a story by saying the race of a person
  18. Rob and Mark awkward interaction
  19. Howard tells a story for more than 5 minutes
  20. One of the Goldblatt children is interrogated re: future plans
  21. Grandpa name drops
  22. Mom’s distaste for grandma is too obvious
  23. Goldblatt kid’s body makes a loud noise
  24. Dad brings up what’s okay to write about