Howard tellsa story formore than 5minutesGrandpanamedropsDashel orPalmer isquizzedabout beingJewishSomeoneinterruptsEthanMark starts astory bysaying therace of apersonSandiovercorrectsabout Howard’sphysicallimitationsRonnie talksabout beingmarried toHowardGrandpaone-upsMarkMarkone-upsGrandpaCarly fills thegaps inconversationsSomeonecalls PalmerEthan’s“friend”Howardshowshis pinDadanticipationsqueakDad bringsup what’sokay towrite aboutMom’sdistaste forgrandma istoo obviousMark getsoverwhelmedand playswith BeauMark interruptsa goodconversationabout somethingstupidOne of theGoldblattchildren isinterrogated re:future plansHearingaidproblemsSomeonetells thesame storymore thanonceRob andMarkawkwardinteractionMark sharesa fact no onecares aboutGoldblattkid’s bodymakes aloud noiseCarly makessmall noisesfor noreasonHoward tellsa story formore than 5minutesGrandpanamedropsDashel orPalmer isquizzedabout beingJewishSomeoneinterruptsEthanMark starts astory bysaying therace of apersonSandiovercorrectsabout Howard’sphysicallimitationsRonnie talksabout beingmarried toHowardGrandpaone-upsMarkMarkone-upsGrandpaCarly fills thegaps inconversationsSomeonecalls PalmerEthan’s“friend”Howardshowshis pinDadanticipationsqueakDad bringsup what’sokay towrite aboutMom’sdistaste forgrandma istoo obviousMark getsoverwhelmedand playswith BeauMark interruptsa goodconversationabout somethingstupidOne of theGoldblattchildren isinterrogated re:future plansHearingaidproblemsSomeonetells thesame storymore thanonceRob andMarkawkwardinteractionMark sharesa fact no onecares aboutGoldblattkid’s bodymakes aloud noiseCarly makessmall noisesfor noreason

Clusterfuck Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Howard tells a story for more than 5 minutes
  2. Grandpa name drops
  3. Dashel or Palmer is quizzed about being Jewish
  4. Someone interrupts Ethan
  5. Mark starts a story by saying the race of a person
  6. Sandi overcorrects about Howard’s physical limitations
  7. Ronnie talks about being married to Howard
  8. Grandpa one-ups Mark
  9. Mark one-ups Grandpa
  10. Carly fills the gaps in conversations
  11. Someone calls Palmer Ethan’s “friend”
  12. Howard shows his pin
  13. Dad anticipation squeak
  14. Dad brings up what’s okay to write about
  15. Mom’s distaste for grandma is too obvious
  16. Mark gets overwhelmed and plays with Beau
  17. Mark interrupts a good conversation about something stupid
  18. One of the Goldblatt children is interrogated re: future plans
  19. Hearing aid problems
  20. Someone tells the same story more than once
  21. Rob and Mark awkward interaction
  22. Mark shares a fact no one cares about
  23. Goldblatt kid’s body makes a loud noise
  24. Carly makes small noises for no reason