Someonetells thesame storymore thanonceDad bringsup what’sokay towrite aboutMom’sdistaste forgrandma istoo obviousHoward tellsa story formore than 5minutesGoldblattkid’s bodymakes aloud noiseDashel orPalmer isquizzedabout beingJewishMark starts astory bysaying therace of apersonSomeoneinterruptsEthanSandiovercorrectsabout Howard’sphysicallimitationsOne of theGoldblattchildren isinterrogated re:future plansRonnie talksabout beingmarried toHowardMarkone-upsGrandpaRob andMarkawkwardinteractionCarly makessmall noisesfor noreasonGrandpaone-upsMarkSomeonecalls PalmerEthan’s“friend”DadanticipationsqueakHearingaidproblemsGrandpanamedropsCarly fills thegaps inconversationsMark sharesa fact no onecares aboutMark interruptsa goodconversationabout somethingstupidHowardshowshis pinMark getsoverwhelmedand playswith BeauSomeonetells thesame storymore thanonceDad bringsup what’sokay towrite aboutMom’sdistaste forgrandma istoo obviousHoward tellsa story formore than 5minutesGoldblattkid’s bodymakes aloud noiseDashel orPalmer isquizzedabout beingJewishMark starts astory bysaying therace of apersonSomeoneinterruptsEthanSandiovercorrectsabout Howard’sphysicallimitationsOne of theGoldblattchildren isinterrogated re:future plansRonnie talksabout beingmarried toHowardMarkone-upsGrandpaRob andMarkawkwardinteractionCarly makessmall noisesfor noreasonGrandpaone-upsMarkSomeonecalls PalmerEthan’s“friend”DadanticipationsqueakHearingaidproblemsGrandpanamedropsCarly fills thegaps inconversationsMark sharesa fact no onecares aboutMark interruptsa goodconversationabout somethingstupidHowardshowshis pinMark getsoverwhelmedand playswith Beau

Clusterfuck Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone tells the same story more than once
  2. Dad brings up what’s okay to write about
  3. Mom’s distaste for grandma is too obvious
  4. Howard tells a story for more than 5 minutes
  5. Goldblatt kid’s body makes a loud noise
  6. Dashel or Palmer is quizzed about being Jewish
  7. Mark starts a story by saying the race of a person
  8. Someone interrupts Ethan
  9. Sandi overcorrects about Howard’s physical limitations
  10. One of the Goldblatt children is interrogated re: future plans
  11. Ronnie talks about being married to Howard
  12. Mark one-ups Grandpa
  13. Rob and Mark awkward interaction
  14. Carly makes small noises for no reason
  15. Grandpa one-ups Mark
  16. Someone calls Palmer Ethan’s “friend”
  17. Dad anticipation squeak
  18. Hearing aid problems
  19. Grandpa name drops
  20. Carly fills the gaps in conversations
  21. Mark shares a fact no one cares about
  22. Mark interrupts a good conversation about something stupid
  23. Howard shows his pin
  24. Mark gets overwhelmed and plays with Beau