Carly makessmall noisesfor noreasonSandiovercorrectsabout Howard’sphysicallimitationsHearingaidproblemsMark starts astory bysaying therace of apersonGrandpaone-upsMarkSomeonetells thesame storymore thanonceSomeonecalls PalmerEthan’s“friend”Mark sharesa fact no onecares aboutDashel orPalmer isquizzedabout beingJewishMarkone-upsGrandpaRonnie talksabout beingmarried toHowardMark interruptsa goodconversationabout somethingstupidOne of theGoldblattchildren isinterrogated re:future plansMark getsoverwhelmedand playswith BeauRob andMarkawkwardinteractionHoward tellsa story formore than 5minutesHowardshowshis pinMom’sdistaste forgrandma istoo obviousCarly fills thegaps inconversationsDadanticipationsqueakGoldblattkid’s bodymakes aloud noiseGrandpanamedropsSomeoneinterruptsEthanDad bringsup what’sokay towrite aboutCarly makessmall noisesfor noreasonSandiovercorrectsabout Howard’sphysicallimitationsHearingaidproblemsMark starts astory bysaying therace of apersonGrandpaone-upsMarkSomeonetells thesame storymore thanonceSomeonecalls PalmerEthan’s“friend”Mark sharesa fact no onecares aboutDashel orPalmer isquizzedabout beingJewishMarkone-upsGrandpaRonnie talksabout beingmarried toHowardMark interruptsa goodconversationabout somethingstupidOne of theGoldblattchildren isinterrogated re:future plansMark getsoverwhelmedand playswith BeauRob andMarkawkwardinteractionHoward tellsa story formore than 5minutesHowardshowshis pinMom’sdistaste forgrandma istoo obviousCarly fills thegaps inconversationsDadanticipationsqueakGoldblattkid’s bodymakes aloud noiseGrandpanamedropsSomeoneinterruptsEthanDad bringsup what’sokay towrite about

Clusterfuck Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Carly makes small noises for no reason
  2. Sandi overcorrects about Howard’s physical limitations
  3. Hearing aid problems
  4. Mark starts a story by saying the race of a person
  5. Grandpa one-ups Mark
  6. Someone tells the same story more than once
  7. Someone calls Palmer Ethan’s “friend”
  8. Mark shares a fact no one cares about
  9. Dashel or Palmer is quizzed about being Jewish
  10. Mark one-ups Grandpa
  11. Ronnie talks about being married to Howard
  12. Mark interrupts a good conversation about something stupid
  13. One of the Goldblatt children is interrogated re: future plans
  14. Mark gets overwhelmed and plays with Beau
  15. Rob and Mark awkward interaction
  16. Howard tells a story for more than 5 minutes
  17. Howard shows his pin
  18. Mom’s distaste for grandma is too obvious
  19. Carly fills the gaps in conversations
  20. Dad anticipation squeak
  21. Goldblatt kid’s body makes a loud noise
  22. Grandpa name drops
  23. Someone interrupts Ethan
  24. Dad brings up what’s okay to write about