SomeoneinterruptsEthanDadanticipationsqueakMark getsoverwhelmedand playswith BeauSandiovercorrectsabout Howard’sphysicallimitationsCarly makessmall noisesfor noreasonRob andMarkawkwardinteractionOne of theGoldblattchildren isinterrogated re:future plansDashel orPalmer isquizzedabout beingJewishGrandpaone-upsMarkMark starts astory bysaying therace of apersonMark interruptsa goodconversationabout somethingstupidHowardshowshis pinRonnie talksabout beingmarried toHowardCarly fills thegaps inconversationsGrandpanamedropsDad bringsup what’sokay towrite aboutSomeonecalls PalmerEthan’s“friend”HearingaidproblemsMom’sdistaste forgrandma istoo obviousSomeonetells thesame storymore thanonceMark sharesa fact no onecares aboutGoldblattkid’s bodymakes aloud noiseHoward tellsa story formore than 5minutesMarkone-upsGrandpaSomeoneinterruptsEthanDadanticipationsqueakMark getsoverwhelmedand playswith BeauSandiovercorrectsabout Howard’sphysicallimitationsCarly makessmall noisesfor noreasonRob andMarkawkwardinteractionOne of theGoldblattchildren isinterrogated re:future plansDashel orPalmer isquizzedabout beingJewishGrandpaone-upsMarkMark starts astory bysaying therace of apersonMark interruptsa goodconversationabout somethingstupidHowardshowshis pinRonnie talksabout beingmarried toHowardCarly fills thegaps inconversationsGrandpanamedropsDad bringsup what’sokay towrite aboutSomeonecalls PalmerEthan’s“friend”HearingaidproblemsMom’sdistaste forgrandma istoo obviousSomeonetells thesame storymore thanonceMark sharesa fact no onecares aboutGoldblattkid’s bodymakes aloud noiseHoward tellsa story formore than 5minutesMarkone-upsGrandpa

Clusterfuck Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone interrupts Ethan
  2. Dad anticipation squeak
  3. Mark gets overwhelmed and plays with Beau
  4. Sandi overcorrects about Howard’s physical limitations
  5. Carly makes small noises for no reason
  6. Rob and Mark awkward interaction
  7. One of the Goldblatt children is interrogated re: future plans
  8. Dashel or Palmer is quizzed about being Jewish
  9. Grandpa one-ups Mark
  10. Mark starts a story by saying the race of a person
  11. Mark interrupts a good conversation about something stupid
  12. Howard shows his pin
  13. Ronnie talks about being married to Howard
  14. Carly fills the gaps in conversations
  15. Grandpa name drops
  16. Dad brings up what’s okay to write about
  17. Someone calls Palmer Ethan’s “friend”
  18. Hearing aid problems
  19. Mom’s distaste for grandma is too obvious
  20. Someone tells the same story more than once
  21. Mark shares a fact no one cares about
  22. Goldblatt kid’s body makes a loud noise
  23. Howard tells a story for more than 5 minutes
  24. Mark one-ups Grandpa