Post Story DLC COOL NEW RPG ELEMENTS!!! Codec conversations reduced / removed entirely Volgin/Raikov relationship censored or pruned Unnecessary new characters Watered down political commentary Major story beats rewritten They make the Boss sexier $70 They don't license any of the firearm brands Comes to PC, worst port of the year Irritating flashforwards to MGS1/4 MTX The Cobras are given sappy backstories No Metal Gear Online Passive aggressive digs at Kojima Bland, forgettable music Plays like knockoff MGSV Severe launch issues Weird unnecessary retcons You can't wait for the End to die Boneless cutscenes (poor direction) Yellow playtesting paint Cringe attempts to emulate Kojima's style Post Story DLC COOL NEW RPG ELEMENTS!!! Codec conversations reduced / removed entirely Volgin/Raikov relationship censored or pruned Unnecessary new characters Watered down political commentary Major story beats rewritten They make the Boss sexier $70 They don't license any of the firearm brands Comes to PC, worst port of the year Irritating flashforwards to MGS1/4 MTX The Cobras are given sappy backstories No Metal Gear Online Passive aggressive digs at Kojima Bland, forgettable music Plays like knockoff MGSV Severe launch issues Weird unnecessary retcons You can't wait for the End to die Boneless cutscenes (poor direction) Yellow playtesting paint Cringe attempts to emulate Kojima's style
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
K-Post Story DLC
E-COOL NEW RPG ELEMENTS!!!
S-Codec conversations reduced / removed entirely
N-Volgin/Raikov relationship censored or pruned
E-Unnecessary new characters
E-Watered down political commentary
N-Major story beats rewritten
N-They make the Boss sexier
S-$70
K-They don't license any of the firearm brands
K-Comes to PC, worst port of the year
K-Irritating flashforwards to MGS1/4
A-MTX
E-The Cobras are given sappy backstories
E-No Metal Gear Online
A-Passive aggressive digs at Kojima
S-Bland, forgettable music
K-Plays like knockoff MGSV
A-Severe launch issues
N-Weird unnecessary retcons
S-You can't wait for the End to die
A-Boneless cutscenes (poor direction)
N-Yellow playtesting paint
S-Cringe attempts to emulate Kojima's style