Audibleannoyanceat beingrequestedfor info"How doI installthis?"5+ minuteswith noOrderNumberMispronouncesModel Name(Omniplexinstead ofOptiplex)Wants awarrantyreplacementfor an order1+ year old"Whereare youlocated?""BeepBeepBeep"Reads offordernumber atlightingspeedsArgues withyou oversomethingyou know isrightMac userscared ofprovidingserialnumberAsks if wesell any othercomputerpart otherthan RAMBrokenAmazonRAMAsksabout theweatherGives lifestory(unrelatedinfo)Mad at us forsomethingthat isn't ourfaultServer RAMfor desktop(OR LRDIMMFor TrashcanMac)Has to callback laterbecausethey don'thave infoMispronouncesyour name(ThanksRiley/Marvin)Wants anexchange fora >$20 order(TheirMistake)BarelySpeaksEnglishOrdered Non-ECC memoryfor aserver/XeonMachineCheckspackagingfor ordernumberHas no ideahow to get theOrderNumber/ModelNumber/SerialNumberDropshipperAudibleannoyanceat beingrequestedfor info"How doI installthis?"5+ minuteswith noOrderNumberMispronouncesModel Name(Omniplexinstead ofOptiplex)Wants awarrantyreplacementfor an order1+ year old"Whereare youlocated?""BeepBeepBeep"Reads offordernumber atlightingspeedsArgues withyou oversomethingyou know isrightMac userscared ofprovidingserialnumberAsks if wesell any othercomputerpart otherthan RAMBrokenAmazonRAMAsksabout theweatherGives lifestory(unrelatedinfo)Mad at us forsomethingthat isn't ourfaultServer RAMfor desktop(OR LRDIMMFor TrashcanMac)Has to callback laterbecausethey don'thave infoMispronouncesyour name(ThanksRiley/Marvin)Wants anexchange fora >$20 order(TheirMistake)BarelySpeaksEnglishOrdered Non-ECC memoryfor aserver/XeonMachineCheckspackagingfor ordernumberHas no ideahow to get theOrderNumber/ModelNumber/SerialNumberDropshipper

Customer Call Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Audible annoyance at being requested for info
  2. "How do I install this?"
  3. 5+ minutes with no Order Number
  4. Mispronounces Model Name (Omniplex instead of Optiplex)
  5. Wants a warranty replacement for an order 1+ year old
  6. "Where are you located?"
  7. "Beep Beep Beep"
  8. Reads off order number at lighting speeds
  9. Argues with you over something you know is right
  10. Mac user scared of providing serial number
  11. Asks if we sell any other computer part other than RAM
  12. Broken Amazon RAM
  13. Asks about the weather
  14. Gives life story (unrelated info)
  15. Mad at us for something that isn't our fault
  16. Server RAM for desktop (OR LRDIMM For Trashcan Mac)
  17. Has to call back later because they don't have info
  18. Mispronounces your name (Thanks Riley/Marvin)
  19. Wants an exchange for a >$20 order (Their Mistake)
  20. Barely Speaks English
  21. Ordered Non-ECC memory for a server/Xeon Machine
  22. Checks packaging for order number
  23. Has no idea how to get the Order Number/Model Number/Serial Number
  24. Drop shipper