Math is hard Someone makes a dice stack Someone rolls with disadvantage 21+ on a charisma- based check Someone rolls with advantage No combat happens Someone forgets how their spell works Hurdy- gurdy music Someone is talked over A 3rd level or higher spell is cast Someone makes an opportunity attack Child murder/endangerment Off-topic for 10+ minutes 3+ different people quoted 21+ on a Perception/Investigation check A potion is consumed Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn Haggling for a better price Upon receiving this card, roll a die. If it's even, mark this off. The TV switches to a screensaver Someone is 15+ minutes late A combat happens Someone takes notes Liam rolls a lot of dice at once There is a drink other than water Someone swaps their chair with a different one Homestuck gets mentioned A dragon Someone min rolls on healing Something goes wrong with the music Someone’s character fear is triggered “I was going to say that!” A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea Corpse looting Tony leaves the room at least 3 times Someone makes a clutch saving throw A die rolls onto the floor Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way There is a food other than chips Someone plays a video game during the session Someone mentions that it is now 10:00 PM Natural 20 Someone has to add on their fingers/a calculator Something gets knocked over Someone cancels at 6:30 or later Someone min rolls on damage Someone fails a stealth check “You can certainly try” Important rules need explaining At least 5 players show up Someone does schoolwork during the session Natural 1 “I mean… okay…?” Among Us reference Splitting the party 21+ to hit 4 or fewer players show up Someone makes a bad pun Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles A dungeon Someone who could not attend gets messaged/called Lego figures get accidentally knocked over The Keeper is mentioned Someone brings food Talking your way out of combat A plate is referred to as a blate Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs 2+ pitchers of water are consumed “Only you can decide” “Are you sure?” Someone drops to 0 HP “Whose turn is it?” 3 or more people stand up at once People are dice goblins A plan goes horribly wrong Inspiration is given out Debate over rules Someone is distracted by their phone Reference to a previous campaign Don’t start until 7:30 or later Someone borrows dice Message or telepathy is used Math is hard Someone makes a dice stack Someone rolls with disadvantage 21+ on a charisma- based check Someone rolls with advantage No combat happens Someone forgets how their spell works Hurdy- gurdy music Someone is talked over A 3rd level or higher spell is cast Someone makes an opportunity attack Child murder/endangerment Off-topic for 10+ minutes 3+ different people quoted 21+ on a Perception/Investigation check A potion is consumed Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn Haggling for a better price Upon receiving this card, roll a die. If it's even, mark this off. The TV switches to a screensaver Someone is 15+ minutes late A combat happens Someone takes notes Liam rolls a lot of dice at once There is a drink other than water Someone swaps their chair with a different one Homestuck gets mentioned A dragon Someone min rolls on healing Something goes wrong with the music Someone’s character fear is triggered “I was going to say that!” A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea Corpse looting Tony leaves the room at least 3 times Someone makes a clutch saving throw A die rolls onto the floor Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way There is a food other than chips Someone plays a video game during the session Someone mentions that it is now 10:00 PM Natural 20 Someone has to add on their fingers/a calculator Something gets knocked over Someone cancels at 6:30 or later Someone min rolls on damage Someone fails a stealth check “You can certainly try” Important rules need explaining At least 5 players show up Someone does schoolwork during the session Natural 1 “I mean… okay…?” Among Us reference Splitting the party 21+ to hit 4 or fewer players show up Someone makes a bad pun Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles A dungeon Someone who could not attend gets messaged/called Lego figures get accidentally knocked over The Keeper is mentioned Someone brings food Talking your way out of combat A plate is referred to as a blate Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs 2+ pitchers of water are consumed “Only you can decide” “Are you sure?” Someone drops to 0 HP “Whose turn is it?” 3 or more people stand up at once People are dice goblins A plan goes horribly wrong Inspiration is given out Debate over rules Someone is distracted by their phone Reference to a previous campaign Don’t start until 7:30 or later Someone borrows dice Message or telepathy is used
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Math is hard
Someone makes a dice stack
Someone rolls with disadvantage
21+ on a charisma-based check
Someone rolls with advantage
No combat happens
Someone forgets how their spell works
Hurdy-gurdy music
Someone is talked over
A 3rd level or higher spell is cast
Someone makes an opportunity attack
Child murder/endangerment
Off-topic for 10+ minutes
3+ different people quoted
21+ on a Perception/Investigation check
A potion is consumed
Liam accidentally skips someone’s turn
Haggling for a better price
Upon receiving this card, roll a die. If it's even, mark this off.
The TV switches to a screensaver
Someone is 15+ minutes late
A combat happens
Someone takes notes
Liam rolls a lot of dice at once
There is a drink other than water
Someone swaps their chair with a different one
Homestuck gets mentioned
A dragon
Someone min rolls on healing
Something goes wrong with the music
Someone’s character fear is triggered
“I was going to say that!”
A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea
Corpse looting
Tony leaves the room at least 3 times
Someone makes a clutch saving throw
A die rolls onto the floor
Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way
There is a food other than chips
Someone plays a video game during the session
Someone mentions that it is now 10:00 PM
Natural 20
Someone has to add on their fingers/a calculator
Something gets knocked over
Someone cancels at 6:30 or later
Someone min rolls on damage
Someone fails a stealth check
“You can certainly try”
Important rules need explaining
At least 5 players show up
Someone does schoolwork during the session
Natural 1
“I mean… okay…?”
Among Us reference
Splitting the party
21+ to hit
4 or fewer players show up
Someone makes a bad pun
Someone spells a word with the scrabble tiles
A dungeon
Someone who could not attend gets messaged/called
Lego figures get accidentally knocked over
The Keeper is mentioned
Someone brings food
Talking your way out of combat
A plate is referred to as a blate
Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs
2+ pitchers of water are consumed
“Only you can decide”
“Are you sure?”
Someone drops to 0 HP
“Whose turn is it?”
3 or more people stand up at once
People are dice goblins
A plan goes horribly wrong
Inspiration is given out
Debate over rules
Someone is distracted by their phone
Reference to a previous campaign
Don’t start until 7:30 or later
Someone borrows dice
Message or telepathy is used
