WiFi doesn't work. Never turned on. Phishing bait swallowed whole. "I haven't touched anything!" (Deletes everything). Turns off monitor. "Shutdown complete!" Monitor = computer. Computer = hard drive. Uses CD drive as cup holder. More browser toolbars than actual browser. Calls IT during power outage for WiFi. Right-click, left-click: rocket science. Classic "I'm not a computer person". "I saved a file. Somewhere..." "Scroll down? What's that?" "Computer won't work." Monitor off. User forgets password... again! Computer too loud. Blames silent PC, not roaring AC. Mouse mistaken for foot pedal. Device "won't turn on". Unplugged. Saves file... or was it download? Prints email to scan and attach. Efficiency! Thinks "cleaning" a virus is a physical task. "Can you fix my toaster?" Ancient PC slow. "Must be a virus!" Inbox full since 2005. "Where are my emails?" "My computer is haunted!" WiFi doesn't work. Never turned on. Phishing bait swallowed whole. "I haven't touched anything!" (Deletes everything). Turns off monitor. "Shutdown complete!" Monitor = computer. Computer = hard drive. Uses CD drive as cup holder. More browser toolbars than actual browser. Calls IT during power outage for WiFi. Right-click, left-click: rocket science. Classic "I'm not a computer person". "I saved a file. Somewhere..." "Scroll down? What's that?" "Computer won't work." Monitor off. User forgets password... again! Computer too loud. Blames silent PC, not roaring AC. Mouse mistaken for foot pedal. Device "won't turn on". Unplugged. Saves file... or was it download? Prints email to scan and attach. Efficiency! Thinks "cleaning" a virus is a physical task. "Can you fix my toaster?" Ancient PC slow. "Must be a virus!" Inbox full since 2005. "Where are my emails?" "My computer is haunted!"
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
I-WiFi doesn't work. Never turned on.
N-Phishing bait swallowed whole.
N-"I haven't touched anything!" (Deletes everything).
O-Turns off monitor. "Shutdown complete!"
B-Monitor = computer. Computer = hard drive.
N-Uses CD drive as cup holder.
I-More browser toolbars than actual browser.
G-Calls IT during power outage for WiFi.
O-Right-click, left-click: rocket science.
G-Classic "I'm not a computer person".
G-"I saved a file. Somewhere..."
N-"Scroll down? What's that?"
I-"Computer won't work." Monitor off.
B-User forgets password... again!
B-Computer too loud. Blames silent PC, not roaring AC.
O-Mouse mistaken for foot pedal.
I-Device "won't turn on". Unplugged.
B-Saves file... or was it download?
O-Prints email to scan and attach. Efficiency!
O-Thinks "cleaning" a virus is a physical task.
I-"Can you fix my toaster?"
G-Ancient PC slow. "Must be a virus!"
B-Inbox full since 2005. "Where are my emails?"
G-"My computer is haunted!"