"Computer won't work." Monitor off. Ancient PC slow. "Must be a virus!" "Scroll down? What's that?" "I haven't touched anything!" (Deletes everything). Phishing bait swallowed whole. Turns off monitor. "Shutdown complete!" Monitor = computer. Computer = hard drive. Device "won't turn on". Unplugged. Uses CD drive as cup holder. Thinks "cleaning" a virus is a physical task. WiFi doesn't work. Never turned on. Computer too loud. Blames silent PC, not roaring AC. "My computer is haunted!" Prints email to scan and attach. Efficiency! Inbox full since 2005. "Where are my emails?" Mouse mistaken for foot pedal. User forgets password... again! "Can you fix my toaster?" "I saved a file. Somewhere..." Right-click, left-click: rocket science. Saves file... or was it download? Calls IT during power outage for WiFi. Classic "I'm not a computer person". More browser toolbars than actual browser. "Computer won't work." Monitor off. Ancient PC slow. "Must be a virus!" "Scroll down? What's that?" "I haven't touched anything!" (Deletes everything). Phishing bait swallowed whole. Turns off monitor. "Shutdown complete!" Monitor = computer. Computer = hard drive. Device "won't turn on". Unplugged. Uses CD drive as cup holder. Thinks "cleaning" a virus is a physical task. WiFi doesn't work. Never turned on. Computer too loud. Blames silent PC, not roaring AC. "My computer is haunted!" Prints email to scan and attach. Efficiency! Inbox full since 2005. "Where are my emails?" Mouse mistaken for foot pedal. User forgets password... again! "Can you fix my toaster?" "I saved a file. Somewhere..." Right-click, left-click: rocket science. Saves file... or was it download? Calls IT during power outage for WiFi. Classic "I'm not a computer person". More browser toolbars than actual browser.
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
I-"Computer won't work." Monitor off.
G-Ancient PC slow. "Must be a virus!"
N-"Scroll down? What's that?"
N-"I haven't touched anything!" (Deletes everything).
N-Phishing bait swallowed whole.
O-Turns off monitor. "Shutdown complete!"
B-Monitor = computer. Computer = hard drive.
I-Device "won't turn on". Unplugged.
N-Uses CD drive as cup holder.
O-Thinks "cleaning" a virus is a physical task.
I-WiFi doesn't work. Never turned on.
B-Computer too loud. Blames silent PC, not roaring AC.
G-"My computer is haunted!"
O-Prints email to scan and attach. Efficiency!
B-Inbox full since 2005. "Where are my emails?"
O-Mouse mistaken for foot pedal.
B-User forgets password... again!
I-"Can you fix my toaster?"
G-"I saved a file. Somewhere..."
O-Right-click, left-click: rocket science.
B-Saves file... or was it download?
G-Calls IT during power outage for WiFi.
G-Classic "I'm not a computer person".
I-More browser toolbars than actual browser.