Mouse mistaken for foot pedal. "Computer won't work." Monitor off. Computer too loud. Blames silent PC, not roaring AC. Monitor = computer. Computer = hard drive. Inbox full since 2005. "Where are my emails?" Saves file... or was it download? "I haven't touched anything!" (Deletes everything). "My computer is haunted!" "I saved a file. Somewhere..." Classic "I'm not a computer person". Right-click, left-click: rocket science. Thinks "cleaning" a virus is a physical task. "Scroll down? What's that?" Phishing bait swallowed whole. Device "won't turn on". Unplugged. "Can you fix my toaster?" Uses CD drive as cup holder. User forgets password... again! WiFi doesn't work. Never turned on. More browser toolbars than actual browser. Calls IT during power outage for WiFi. Ancient PC slow. "Must be a virus!" Turns off monitor. "Shutdown complete!" Prints email to scan and attach. Efficiency! Mouse mistaken for foot pedal. "Computer won't work." Monitor off. Computer too loud. Blames silent PC, not roaring AC. Monitor = computer. Computer = hard drive. Inbox full since 2005. "Where are my emails?" Saves file... or was it download? "I haven't touched anything!" (Deletes everything). "My computer is haunted!" "I saved a file. Somewhere..." Classic "I'm not a computer person". Right-click, left-click: rocket science. Thinks "cleaning" a virus is a physical task. "Scroll down? What's that?" Phishing bait swallowed whole. Device "won't turn on". Unplugged. "Can you fix my toaster?" Uses CD drive as cup holder. User forgets password... again! WiFi doesn't work. Never turned on. More browser toolbars than actual browser. Calls IT during power outage for WiFi. Ancient PC slow. "Must be a virus!" Turns off monitor. "Shutdown complete!" Prints email to scan and attach. Efficiency!
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
O-Mouse mistaken for foot pedal.
I-"Computer won't work." Monitor off.
B-Computer too loud. Blames silent PC, not roaring AC.
B-Monitor = computer. Computer = hard drive.
B-Inbox full since 2005. "Where are my emails?"
B-Saves file... or was it download?
N-"I haven't touched anything!" (Deletes everything).
G-"My computer is haunted!"
G-"I saved a file. Somewhere..."
G-Classic "I'm not a computer person".
O-Right-click, left-click: rocket science.
O-Thinks "cleaning" a virus is a physical task.
N-"Scroll down? What's that?"
N-Phishing bait swallowed whole.
I-Device "won't turn on". Unplugged.
I-"Can you fix my toaster?"
N-Uses CD drive as cup holder.
B-User forgets password... again!
I-WiFi doesn't work. Never turned on.
I-More browser toolbars than actual browser.
G-Calls IT during power outage for WiFi.
G-Ancient PC slow. "Must be a virus!"
O-Turns off monitor. "Shutdown complete!"
O-Prints email to scan and attach. Efficiency!