The church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)Someoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)My dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthMy momisstressedoutSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchThesermontalksabout sinThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)An old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)Someoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)My dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthMy momisstressedoutSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchThesermontalksabout sinThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)An old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up to

My Mom Is Forcing Me to Go To Church Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The church is still singing all the old worship songs (No new ones)
  2. Someone implies the youth I work with are sinful
  3. I hear snippets of the latest church drama (My mom has filled me in)
  4. My dad is uncomfortable to be in church
  5. I get told I am doing "God's Work" in my life
  6. Someone gives me a hug without asking
  7. The young adults mostly ignore me, like usual
  8. Someone implies I am "saving" the youth
  9. My mom is stressed out
  10. Someone tells me they miss me playing violin in the service
  11. At least 5 people tell me they miss seeing me at church
  12. An old person comments on how short my hair is
  13. The card I get for graduating has the same verse in it as all the other cards for grads
  14. Someone talks around saying something bad about someone without actually saying it
  15. People tell me "God provides" when I talk about my housing search
  16. The sermon talks about sin
  17. The service preaches about "Good Christian Men" for fathers day
  18. A kid does something cute and makes things feel better for a moment
  19. Someone tries to get me to volunteer at church
  20. During graduation recognition, I get a Christian life advice book I will never read
  21. Someone tells me how much they will miss my mom (when I know that church works my mom to death)
  22. An old person tells me how "brave" I am for working at my job
  23. Someone says something homophobic
  24. I get asked about what my siblings are up to