A kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicThesermontalksabout sinI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)The youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)Someoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readMy momisstressedoutSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)The card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicThesermontalksabout sinI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)The youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)Someoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readMy momisstressedoutSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)The card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up to

My Mom Is Forcing Me to Go To Church Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A kid does something cute and makes things feel better for a moment
  2. I get told I am doing "God's Work" in my life
  3. Someone says something homophobic
  4. The sermon talks about sin
  5. I hear snippets of the latest church drama (My mom has filled me in)
  6. The young adults mostly ignore me, like usual
  7. The service preaches about "Good Christian Men" for fathers day
  8. The church is still singing all the old worship songs (No new ones)
  9. Someone implies I am "saving" the youth
  10. During graduation recognition, I get a Christian life advice book I will never read
  11. My mom is stressed out
  12. Someone gives me a hug without asking
  13. At least 5 people tell me they miss seeing me at church
  14. An old person tells me how "brave" I am for working at my job
  15. Someone talks around saying something bad about someone without actually saying it
  16. An old person comments on how short my hair is
  17. My dad is uncomfortable to be in church
  18. Someone tells me how much they will miss my mom (when I know that church works my mom to death)
  19. The card I get for graduating has the same verse in it as all the other cards for grads
  20. Someone tries to get me to volunteer at church
  21. Someone implies the youth I work with are sinful
  22. People tell me "God provides" when I talk about my housing search
  23. Someone tells me they miss me playing violin in the service
  24. I get asked about what my siblings are up to