I get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsThesermontalksabout sinAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)SomeonesayssomethinghomophobicSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)Someone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchMy momisstressedoutSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)The youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsThesermontalksabout sinAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)SomeonesayssomethinghomophobicSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)Someone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchMy momisstressedoutSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)The youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amoment

My Mom Is Forcing Me to Go To Church Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I get asked about what my siblings are up to
  2. The card I get for graduating has the same verse in it as all the other cards for grads
  3. The sermon talks about sin
  4. At least 5 people tell me they miss seeing me at church
  5. The church is still singing all the old worship songs (No new ones)
  6. Someone says something homophobic
  7. Someone implies the youth I work with are sinful
  8. I hear snippets of the latest church drama (My mom has filled me in)
  9. Someone talks around saying something bad about someone without actually saying it
  10. Someone tells me they miss me playing violin in the service
  11. The service preaches about "Good Christian Men" for fathers day
  12. People tell me "God provides" when I talk about my housing search
  13. My mom is stressed out
  14. Someone implies I am "saving" the youth
  15. During graduation recognition, I get a Christian life advice book I will never read
  16. Someone gives me a hug without asking
  17. My dad is uncomfortable to be in church
  18. An old person comments on how short my hair is
  19. An old person tells me how "brave" I am for working at my job
  20. Someone tells me how much they will miss my mom (when I know that church works my mom to death)
  21. The young adults mostly ignore me, like usual
  22. I get told I am doing "God's Work" in my life
  23. Someone tries to get me to volunteer at church
  24. A kid does something cute and makes things feel better for a moment