SomeonesayssomethinghomophobicSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)At least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readThesermontalksabout sinI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)The church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)The card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchMy momisstressedoutSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)At least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readThesermontalksabout sinI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)The church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)The card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchMy momisstressedout

My Mom Is Forcing Me to Go To Church Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone says something homophobic
  2. Someone tries to get me to volunteer at church
  3. An old person comments on how short my hair is
  4. Someone tells me how much they will miss my mom (when I know that church works my mom to death)
  5. At least 5 people tell me they miss seeing me at church
  6. My dad is uncomfortable to be in church
  7. A kid does something cute and makes things feel better for a moment
  8. Someone tells me they miss me playing violin in the service
  9. Someone implies I am "saving" the youth
  10. I get asked about what my siblings are up to
  11. Someone gives me a hug without asking
  12. Someone talks around saying something bad about someone without actually saying it
  13. Someone implies the youth I work with are sinful
  14. During graduation recognition, I get a Christian life advice book I will never read
  15. The sermon talks about sin
  16. I get told I am doing "God's Work" in my life
  17. The service preaches about "Good Christian Men" for fathers day
  18. The young adults mostly ignore me, like usual
  19. I hear snippets of the latest church drama (My mom has filled me in)
  20. The church is still singing all the old worship songs (No new ones)
  21. The card I get for graduating has the same verse in it as all the other cards for grads
  22. An old person tells me how "brave" I am for working at my job
  23. People tell me "God provides" when I talk about my housing search
  24. My mom is stressed out