At least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the servicePeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)Someonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itMy momisstressedoutI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)An oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isThesermontalksabout sinSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)At least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the servicePeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)Someonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itMy momisstressedoutI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)An oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isThesermontalksabout sinSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)

My Mom Is Forcing Me to Go To Church Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. At least 5 people tell me they miss seeing me at church
  2. The young adults mostly ignore me, like usual
  3. Someone tells me they miss me playing violin in the service
  4. People tell me "God provides" when I talk about my housing search
  5. Someone tries to get me to volunteer at church
  6. The service preaches about "Good Christian Men" for fathers day
  7. My dad is uncomfortable to be in church
  8. Someone tells me how much they will miss my mom (when I know that church works my mom to death)
  9. Someone gives me a hug without asking
  10. I get asked about what my siblings are up to
  11. Someone implies the youth I work with are sinful
  12. I get told I am doing "God's Work" in my life
  13. Someone implies I am "saving" the youth
  14. An old person tells me how "brave" I am for working at my job
  15. During graduation recognition, I get a Christian life advice book I will never read
  16. Someone talks around saying something bad about someone without actually saying it
  17. My mom is stressed out
  18. I hear snippets of the latest church drama (My mom has filled me in)
  19. An old person comments on how short my hair is
  20. The sermon talks about sin
  21. Someone says something homophobic
  22. A kid does something cute and makes things feel better for a moment
  23. The card I get for graduating has the same verse in it as all the other cards for grads
  24. The church is still singing all the old worship songs (No new ones)