At least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)I get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)The card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)Someonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceThesermontalksabout sinA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdaySomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itMy momisstressedoutMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)I get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)The card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)Someonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceThesermontalksabout sinA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdaySomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itMy momisstressedoutMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurch

My Mom Is Forcing Me to Go To Church Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. At least 5 people tell me they miss seeing me at church
  2. An old person comments on how short my hair is
  3. Someone says something homophobic
  4. Someone tells me how much they will miss my mom (when I know that church works my mom to death)
  5. I get told I am doing "God's Work" in my life
  6. An old person tells me how "brave" I am for working at my job
  7. Someone implies I am "saving" the youth
  8. Someone implies the youth I work with are sinful
  9. Someone gives me a hug without asking
  10. I hear snippets of the latest church drama (My mom has filled me in)
  11. The card I get for graduating has the same verse in it as all the other cards for grads
  12. During graduation recognition, I get a Christian life advice book I will never read
  13. The church is still singing all the old worship songs (No new ones)
  14. Someone tells me they miss me playing violin in the service
  15. The sermon talks about sin
  16. A kid does something cute and makes things feel better for a moment
  17. The service preaches about "Good Christian Men" for fathers day
  18. Someone tries to get me to volunteer at church
  19. People tell me "God provides" when I talk about my housing search
  20. The young adults mostly ignore me, like usual
  21. I get asked about what my siblings are up to
  22. Someone talks around saying something bad about someone without actually saying it
  23. My mom is stressed out
  24. My dad is uncomfortable to be in church