Someonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)The church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)Thesermontalksabout sinMy momisstressedoutMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)The servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdaySomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)The church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)Thesermontalksabout sinMy momisstressedoutMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)The servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdaySomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever read

My Mom Is Forcing Me to Go To Church Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone tries to get me to volunteer at church
  2. Someone gives me a hug without asking
  3. A kid does something cute and makes things feel better for a moment
  4. An old person tells me how "brave" I am for working at my job
  5. The young adults mostly ignore me, like usual
  6. At least 5 people tell me they miss seeing me at church
  7. Someone tells me they miss me playing violin in the service
  8. The card I get for graduating has the same verse in it as all the other cards for grads
  9. Someone tells me how much they will miss my mom (when I know that church works my mom to death)
  10. The church is still singing all the old worship songs (No new ones)
  11. The sermon talks about sin
  12. My mom is stressed out
  13. My dad is uncomfortable to be in church
  14. Someone implies the youth I work with are sinful
  15. Someone says something homophobic
  16. People tell me "God provides" when I talk about my housing search
  17. I get asked about what my siblings are up to
  18. An old person comments on how short my hair is
  19. Someone talks around saying something bad about someone without actually saying it
  20. I get told I am doing "God's Work" in my life
  21. I hear snippets of the latest church drama (My mom has filled me in)
  22. The service preaches about "Good Christian Men" for fathers day
  23. Someone implies I am "saving" the youth
  24. During graduation recognition, I get a Christian life advice book I will never read