Thesermontalksabout sinThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)The youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)People tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)Someone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentMy momisstressedoutMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchThesermontalksabout sinThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)The youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)People tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)Someone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentMy momisstressedoutMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurch

My Mom Is Forcing Me to Go To Church Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The sermon talks about sin
  2. The church is still singing all the old worship songs (No new ones)
  3. The young adults mostly ignore me, like usual
  4. An old person comments on how short my hair is
  5. Someone says something homophobic
  6. I get asked about what my siblings are up to
  7. Someone implies the youth I work with are sinful
  8. Someone implies I am "saving" the youth
  9. During graduation recognition, I get a Christian life advice book I will never read
  10. Someone tells me they miss me playing violin in the service
  11. Someone tells me how much they will miss my mom (when I know that church works my mom to death)
  12. People tell me "God provides" when I talk about my housing search
  13. I hear snippets of the latest church drama (My mom has filled me in)
  14. Someone talks around saying something bad about someone without actually saying it
  15. I get told I am doing "God's Work" in my life
  16. An old person tells me how "brave" I am for working at my job
  17. The service preaches about "Good Christian Men" for fathers day
  18. At least 5 people tell me they miss seeing me at church
  19. Someone gives me a hug without asking
  20. The card I get for graduating has the same verse in it as all the other cards for grads
  21. A kid does something cute and makes things feel better for a moment
  22. My mom is stressed out
  23. My dad is uncomfortable to be in church
  24. Someone tries to get me to volunteer at church