An oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)Someoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthMy momisstressedoutThesermontalksabout sinThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)I get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)An oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)Someoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthMy momisstressedoutThesermontalksabout sinThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)I get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)

My Mom Is Forcing Me to Go To Church Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. An old person comments on how short my hair is
  2. Someone implies the youth I work with are sinful
  3. People tell me "God provides" when I talk about my housing search
  4. I get told I am doing "God's Work" in my life
  5. Someone says something homophobic
  6. Someone gives me a hug without asking
  7. Someone tells me they miss me playing violin in the service
  8. Someone tries to get me to volunteer at church
  9. The church is still singing all the old worship songs (No new ones)
  10. Someone implies I am "saving" the youth
  11. My mom is stressed out
  12. The sermon talks about sin
  13. The young adults mostly ignore me, like usual
  14. At least 5 people tell me they miss seeing me at church
  15. An old person tells me how "brave" I am for working at my job
  16. I hear snippets of the latest church drama (My mom has filled me in)
  17. I get asked about what my siblings are up to
  18. During graduation recognition, I get a Christian life advice book I will never read
  19. A kid does something cute and makes things feel better for a moment
  20. Someone talks around saying something bad about someone without actually saying it
  21. The card I get for graduating has the same verse in it as all the other cards for grads
  22. The service preaches about "Good Christian Men" for fathers day
  23. My dad is uncomfortable to be in church
  24. Someone tells me how much they will miss my mom (when I know that church works my mom to death)