Someone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)Someone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itThesermontalksabout sinThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)The church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)An old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchMy momisstressedoutAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdaySomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)Someone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itThesermontalksabout sinThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)The church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)An old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchMy momisstressedoutAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdaySomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up to

My Mom Is Forcing Me to Go To Church Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone tells me how much they will miss my mom (when I know that church works my mom to death)
  2. Someone talks around saying something bad about someone without actually saying it
  3. The sermon talks about sin
  4. The card I get for graduating has the same verse in it as all the other cards for grads
  5. Someone gives me a hug without asking
  6. People tell me "God provides" when I talk about my housing search
  7. Someone implies I am "saving" the youth
  8. An old person comments on how short my hair is
  9. Someone says something homophobic
  10. I get told I am doing "God's Work" in my life
  11. I hear snippets of the latest church drama (My mom has filled me in)
  12. The church is still singing all the old worship songs (No new ones)
  13. An old person tells me how "brave" I am for working at my job
  14. A kid does something cute and makes things feel better for a moment
  15. During graduation recognition, I get a Christian life advice book I will never read
  16. My dad is uncomfortable to be in church
  17. Someone tries to get me to volunteer at church
  18. My mom is stressed out
  19. At least 5 people tell me they miss seeing me at church
  20. The service preaches about "Good Christian Men" for fathers day
  21. Someone tells me they miss me playing violin in the service
  22. Someone implies the youth I work with are sinful
  23. The young adults mostly ignore me, like usual
  24. I get asked about what my siblings are up to