SomeonesayssomethinghomophobicSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)An oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulThesermontalksabout sinPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)Someonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchMy momisstressedoutAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)A kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)An oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulThesermontalksabout sinPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)Someonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchMy momisstressedoutAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)A kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying it

My Mom Is Forcing Me to Go To Church Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone says something homophobic
  2. Someone implies I am "saving" the youth
  3. An old person tells me how "brave" I am for working at my job
  4. The young adults mostly ignore me, like usual
  5. I get told I am doing "God's Work" in my life
  6. Someone tells me they miss me playing violin in the service
  7. Someone tells me how much they will miss my mom (when I know that church works my mom to death)
  8. An old person comments on how short my hair is
  9. Someone gives me a hug without asking
  10. Someone implies the youth I work with are sinful
  11. The sermon talks about sin
  12. People tell me "God provides" when I talk about my housing search
  13. The card I get for graduating has the same verse in it as all the other cards for grads
  14. I get asked about what my siblings are up to
  15. I hear snippets of the latest church drama (My mom has filled me in)
  16. Someone tries to get me to volunteer at church
  17. My mom is stressed out
  18. At least 5 people tell me they miss seeing me at church
  19. During graduation recognition, I get a Christian life advice book I will never read
  20. My dad is uncomfortable to be in church
  21. The service preaches about "Good Christian Men" for fathers day
  22. The church is still singing all the old worship songs (No new ones)
  23. A kid does something cute and makes things feel better for a moment
  24. Someone talks around saying something bad about someone without actually saying it