I hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)Someone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)An oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)My dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceMy momisstressedoutThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobThesermontalksabout sinThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)Someone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)An oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)My dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceMy momisstressedoutThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobThesermontalksabout sinThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutasking

My Mom Is Forcing Me to Go To Church Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I hear snippets of the latest church drama (My mom has filled me in)
  2. Someone tells me how much they will miss my mom (when I know that church works my mom to death)
  3. An old person comments on how short my hair is
  4. Someone says something homophobic
  5. During graduation recognition, I get a Christian life advice book I will never read
  6. The church is still singing all the old worship songs (No new ones)
  7. My dad is uncomfortable to be in church
  8. People tell me "God provides" when I talk about my housing search
  9. Someone talks around saying something bad about someone without actually saying it
  10. I get asked about what my siblings are up to
  11. I get told I am doing "God's Work" in my life
  12. Someone tries to get me to volunteer at church
  13. Someone implies the youth I work with are sinful
  14. At least 5 people tell me they miss seeing me at church
  15. Someone implies I am "saving" the youth
  16. The card I get for graduating has the same verse in it as all the other cards for grads
  17. A kid does something cute and makes things feel better for a moment
  18. Someone tells me they miss me playing violin in the service
  19. My mom is stressed out
  20. The service preaches about "Good Christian Men" for fathers day
  21. An old person tells me how "brave" I am for working at my job
  22. The sermon talks about sin
  23. The young adults mostly ignore me, like usual
  24. Someone gives me a hug without asking