SomeonesayssomethinghomophobicAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingMy momisstressedoutI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)Someonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulThesermontalksabout sinThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)Someone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)People tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingMy momisstressedoutI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)Someonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulThesermontalksabout sinThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)Someone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)People tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing search

My Mom Is Forcing Me to Go To Church Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone says something homophobic
  2. An old person comments on how short my hair is
  3. The service preaches about "Good Christian Men" for fathers day
  4. I get asked about what my siblings are up to
  5. Someone gives me a hug without asking
  6. My mom is stressed out
  7. I get told I am doing "God's Work" in my life
  8. Someone tells me they miss me playing violin in the service
  9. A kid does something cute and makes things feel better for a moment
  10. At least 5 people tell me they miss seeing me at church
  11. Someone implies I am "saving" the youth
  12. The card I get for graduating has the same verse in it as all the other cards for grads
  13. I hear snippets of the latest church drama (My mom has filled me in)
  14. Someone tries to get me to volunteer at church
  15. The young adults mostly ignore me, like usual
  16. During graduation recognition, I get a Christian life advice book I will never read
  17. My dad is uncomfortable to be in church
  18. Someone talks around saying something bad about someone without actually saying it
  19. An old person tells me how "brave" I am for working at my job
  20. Someone implies the youth I work with are sinful
  21. The sermon talks about sin
  22. The church is still singing all the old worship songs (No new ones)
  23. Someone tells me how much they will miss my mom (when I know that church works my mom to death)
  24. People tell me "God provides" when I talk about my housing search