SomeonesayssomethinghomophobicMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)I get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)The youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsThesermontalksabout sinAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingMy momisstressedoutSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)Someonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)I get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)The youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsThesermontalksabout sinAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingMy momisstressedoutSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)Someonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying it

My Mom Is Forcing Me to Go To Church Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone says something homophobic
  2. My dad is uncomfortable to be in church
  3. Someone tells me they miss me playing violin in the service
  4. The church is still singing all the old worship songs (No new ones)
  5. I get asked about what my siblings are up to
  6. I hear snippets of the latest church drama (My mom has filled me in)
  7. The young adults mostly ignore me, like usual
  8. At least 5 people tell me they miss seeing me at church
  9. People tell me "God provides" when I talk about my housing search
  10. I get told I am doing "God's Work" in my life
  11. An old person comments on how short my hair is
  12. The card I get for graduating has the same verse in it as all the other cards for grads
  13. The sermon talks about sin
  14. An old person tells me how "brave" I am for working at my job
  15. Someone gives me a hug without asking
  16. My mom is stressed out
  17. Someone tells me how much they will miss my mom (when I know that church works my mom to death)
  18. Someone tries to get me to volunteer at church
  19. Someone implies I am "saving" the youth
  20. During graduation recognition, I get a Christian life advice book I will never read
  21. The service preaches about "Good Christian Men" for fathers day
  22. A kid does something cute and makes things feel better for a moment
  23. Someone implies the youth I work with are sinful
  24. Someone talks around saying something bad about someone without actually saying it