My dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)I get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toThesermontalksabout sinSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)Someonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)At least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayMy momisstressedoutMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobSomeone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)I get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toThesermontalksabout sinSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readI get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeSomeoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)Someonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)At least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayMy momisstressedout

My Mom Is Forcing Me to Go To Church Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My dad is uncomfortable to be in church
  2. Someone says something homophobic
  3. An old person tells me how "brave" I am for working at my job
  4. Someone tells me how much they will miss my mom (when I know that church works my mom to death)
  5. I get asked about what my siblings are up to
  6. The sermon talks about sin
  7. Someone talks around saying something bad about someone without actually saying it
  8. The card I get for graduating has the same verse in it as all the other cards for grads
  9. Someone tries to get me to volunteer at church
  10. People tell me "God provides" when I talk about my housing search
  11. During graduation recognition, I get a Christian life advice book I will never read
  12. I get told I am doing "God's Work" in my life
  13. Someone implies the youth I work with are sinful
  14. The young adults mostly ignore me, like usual
  15. I hear snippets of the latest church drama (My mom has filled me in)
  16. Someone gives me a hug without asking
  17. The church is still singing all the old worship songs (No new ones)
  18. At least 5 people tell me they miss seeing me at church
  19. Someone implies I am "saving" the youth
  20. Someone tells me they miss me playing violin in the service
  21. A kid does something cute and makes things feel better for a moment
  22. An old person comments on how short my hair is
  23. The service preaches about "Good Christian Men" for fathers day
  24. My mom is stressed out