I get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)Someone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)I get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)Someoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicMy momisstressedoutThesermontalksabout sinDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying itI get askedabout whatmy siblingsare up toSomeonetells me theymiss meplaying violinin the serviceAn old persontells me how"brave" I amfor working atmy jobThe card I get forgraduating hasthe same verse init as all the othercards for gradsThe servicepreaches about"Good ChristianMen" for fathersdayAn oldpersoncomments onhow short myhair isThe youngadults mostlyignore me,like usualMy dad isuncomfortableto be inchurchAt least 5people tellme theymiss seeingme at churchPeople tell me"God provides"when I talkabout myhousing searchSomeonegivesme a hugwithoutaskingSomeonetries to getme tovolunteer atchurchI hear snippetsof the latestchurch drama(My mom hasfilled me in)Someone tells mehow much they willmiss my mom(when I know thatchurch works mymom to death)I get told Iam doing"God'sWork" in mylifeThe church isstill singingall the oldworship songs(No new ones)Someoneimplies theyouth I workwith aresinfulA kid doessomething cuteand makesthings feelbetter for amomentSomeoneimplies I am"saving" theyouthSomeonesayssomethinghomophobicMy momisstressedoutThesermontalksabout sinDuring graduationrecognition, I get aChristian lifeadvice book I willnever readSomeone talksaround sayingsomething badabout someonewithout actuallysaying it

My Mom Is Forcing Me to Go To Church Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I get asked about what my siblings are up to
  2. Someone tells me they miss me playing violin in the service
  3. An old person tells me how "brave" I am for working at my job
  4. The card I get for graduating has the same verse in it as all the other cards for grads
  5. The service preaches about "Good Christian Men" for fathers day
  6. An old person comments on how short my hair is
  7. The young adults mostly ignore me, like usual
  8. My dad is uncomfortable to be in church
  9. At least 5 people tell me they miss seeing me at church
  10. People tell me "God provides" when I talk about my housing search
  11. Someone gives me a hug without asking
  12. Someone tries to get me to volunteer at church
  13. I hear snippets of the latest church drama (My mom has filled me in)
  14. Someone tells me how much they will miss my mom (when I know that church works my mom to death)
  15. I get told I am doing "God's Work" in my life
  16. The church is still singing all the old worship songs (No new ones)
  17. Someone implies the youth I work with are sinful
  18. A kid does something cute and makes things feel better for a moment
  19. Someone implies I am "saving" the youth
  20. Someone says something homophobic
  21. My mom is stressed out
  22. The sermon talks about sin
  23. During graduation recognition, I get a Christian life advice book I will never read
  24. Someone talks around saying something bad about someone without actually saying it