You arelike a fartin thewind.You're areal fartsmeller orsmart fellerA couplethreetimesAsk mehow muchI don'tcare.WrongwayCorrigan!Keep itdown to adull roar.Don't goawaymad, justgo awayDon't spitinto thewindDad I'mtired. Hitired.I'll give yousomethingto cryabout.You've gotuntil thecount of3, 4,..SkinthebunnyYou'd loseyour head ifit wasn'tscrewed on.I'mcoming.So isChristmas!HoldyourhorsesGrandpa'sAwesome!Is thatyour finalanswer?I'm themeanestDad in theworld.TacoBell forlunch!2ndTuesdayof nextweekYou aregoing totrip overthat lipStop arguingor I'll turnthis cararound.That brainsucker onyour headis hungry.6 to 1,half dozento anotherLife'snot fairYouknuckleheadThis weekvs. NextweekGet yourshoes onLucy.Don'tdraw onthe LoneRangerWe're offlike adirty shirt.You arelike a fartin thewind.You're areal fartsmeller orsmart fellerA couplethreetimesAsk mehow muchI don'tcare.WrongwayCorrigan!Keep itdown to adull roar.Don't goawaymad, justgo awayDon't spitinto thewindDad I'mtired. Hitired.I'll give yousomethingto cryabout.You've gotuntil thecount of3, 4,..SkinthebunnyYou'd loseyour head ifit wasn'tscrewed on.I'mcoming.So isChristmas!HoldyourhorsesGrandpa'sAwesome!Is thatyour finalanswer?I'm themeanestDad in theworld.TacoBell forlunch!2ndTuesdayof nextweekYou aregoing totrip overthat lipStop arguingor I'll turnthis cararound.That brainsucker onyour headis hungry.6 to 1,half dozento anotherLife'snot fairYouknuckleheadThis weekvs. NextweekGet yourshoes onLucy.Don'tdraw onthe LoneRangerWe're offlike adirty shirt.

Grandpa Fronk Sayings - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You are like a fart in the wind.
  2. You're a real fart smeller or smart feller
  3. A couple three times
  4. Ask me how much I don't care.
  5. Wrong way Corrigan!
  6. Keep it down to a dull roar.
  7. Don't go away mad, just go away
  8. Don't spit into the wind
  9. Dad I'm tired. Hi tired.
  10. I'll give you something to cry about.
  11. You've got until the count of 3, 4,..
  12. Skin the bunny
  13. You'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on.
  14. I'm coming. So is Christmas!
  15. Hold your horses
  16. Grandpa's Awesome!
  17. Is that your final answer?
  18. I'm the meanest Dad in the world.
  19. Taco Bell for lunch!
  20. 2nd Tuesday of next week
  21. You are going to trip over that lip
  22. Stop arguing or I'll turn this car around.
  23. That brain sucker on your head is hungry.
  24. 6 to 1, half dozen to another
  25. Life's not fair
  26. You knuckle head
  27. This week vs. Next week
  28. Get your shoes on Lucy.
  29. Don't draw on the Lone Ranger
  30. We're off like a dirty shirt.