Dad I'mtired. Hitired.Life'snot fairThat brainsucker onyour headis hungry.WrongwayCorrigan!You've gotuntil thecount of3, 4,..You arelike a fartin thewind.A couplethreetimesGrandpa'sAwesome!Is thatyour finalanswer?Keep itdown to adull roar.Don't goawaymad, justgo awayI'mcoming.So isChristmas!Stop arguingor I'll turnthis cararound.We're offlike adirty shirt.Don'tdraw onthe LoneRangerI'm themeanestDad in theworld.HoldyourhorsesI'll give yousomethingto cryabout.Ask mehow muchI don'tcare.YouknuckleheadGet yourshoes onLucy.Don't spitinto thewind6 to 1,half dozento anotherSkinthebunny2ndTuesdayof nextweekTacoBell forlunch!You aregoing totrip overthat lipThis weekvs. NextweekYou'd loseyour head ifit wasn'tscrewed on.You're areal fartsmeller orsmart fellerDad I'mtired. Hitired.Life'snot fairThat brainsucker onyour headis hungry.WrongwayCorrigan!You've gotuntil thecount of3, 4,..You arelike a fartin thewind.A couplethreetimesGrandpa'sAwesome!Is thatyour finalanswer?Keep itdown to adull roar.Don't goawaymad, justgo awayI'mcoming.So isChristmas!Stop arguingor I'll turnthis cararound.We're offlike adirty shirt.Don'tdraw onthe LoneRangerI'm themeanestDad in theworld.HoldyourhorsesI'll give yousomethingto cryabout.Ask mehow muchI don'tcare.YouknuckleheadGet yourshoes onLucy.Don't spitinto thewind6 to 1,half dozento anotherSkinthebunny2ndTuesdayof nextweekTacoBell forlunch!You aregoing totrip overthat lipThis weekvs. NextweekYou'd loseyour head ifit wasn'tscrewed on.You're areal fartsmeller orsmart feller

Grandpa Fronk Sayings - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Dad I'm tired. Hi tired.
  2. Life's not fair
  3. That brain sucker on your head is hungry.
  4. Wrong way Corrigan!
  5. You've got until the count of 3, 4,..
  6. You are like a fart in the wind.
  7. A couple three times
  8. Grandpa's Awesome!
  9. Is that your final answer?
  10. Keep it down to a dull roar.
  11. Don't go away mad, just go away
  12. I'm coming. So is Christmas!
  13. Stop arguing or I'll turn this car around.
  14. We're off like a dirty shirt.
  15. Don't draw on the Lone Ranger
  16. I'm the meanest Dad in the world.
  17. Hold your horses
  18. I'll give you something to cry about.
  19. Ask me how much I don't care.
  20. You knuckle head
  21. Get your shoes on Lucy.
  22. Don't spit into the wind
  23. 6 to 1, half dozen to another
  24. Skin the bunny
  25. 2nd Tuesday of next week
  26. Taco Bell for lunch!
  27. You are going to trip over that lip
  28. This week vs. Next week
  29. You'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on.
  30. You're a real fart smeller or smart feller