CaptainObvious(eg "It's busytoday!")Can'tacceptwe're outof the itemJustplainrudeWantscake in aflavor wedon't useWants toplaceweekendcake order"Youshould putup a sign""I can'tbelieveyou'reworking[holiday]"Reeks ofcigarettesDoesn'tknow whatthey want toorder aheadof timeTries totouchyouWantscomplicatedorder in <24hours"No-onewants towork"Ryebread isinvolvedMakes amess inthe donutself serveTries togo intothekitchenConfusedby donutself serveBadmannersObsessedwith itemfreshnessPuts itemsfrom breadaisle in ourdepartment"I'm nevershoppinghereagain"Unsolicitedlife storyBlocksentrance/exitHorriblybehavedchildrenWhinesaboutpricesChangestheir ordermore thanonceGeneralstinkinessTries toplace deliorder inthe bakeryHorriblephoneconnectionGets thegen.managerinvolvedOld menbeingcreepyDoesn'tpick uptheir orderPoliticalhat/shirt"But Ineed itfor X"Pulls upPinterestwhenorderingcakeCaptainObvious(eg "It's busytoday!")Can'tacceptwe're outof the itemJustplainrudeWantscake in aflavor wedon't useWants toplaceweekendcake order"Youshould putup a sign""I can'tbelieveyou'reworking[holiday]"Reeks ofcigarettesDoesn'tknow whatthey want toorder aheadof timeTries totouchyouWantscomplicatedorder in <24hours"No-onewants towork"Ryebread isinvolvedMakes amess inthe donutself serveTries togo intothekitchenConfusedby donutself serveBadmannersObsessedwith itemfreshnessPuts itemsfrom breadaisle in ourdepartment"I'm nevershoppinghereagain"Unsolicitedlife storyBlocksentrance/exitHorriblybehavedchildrenWhinesaboutpricesChangestheir ordermore thanonceGeneralstinkinessTries toplace deliorder inthe bakeryHorriblephoneconnectionGets thegen.managerinvolvedOld menbeingcreepyDoesn'tpick uptheir orderPoliticalhat/shirt"But Ineed itfor X"Pulls upPinterestwhenorderingcake

Bad Customer Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Captain Obvious (eg "It's busy today!")
  2. Can't accept we're out of the item
  3. Just plain rude
  4. Wants cake in a flavor we don't use
  5. Wants to place weekend cake order
  6. "You should put up a sign"
  7. "I can't believe you're working [holiday]"
  8. Reeks of cigarettes
  9. Doesn't know what they want to order ahead of time
  10. Tries to touch you
  11. Wants complicated order in <24 hours
  12. "No-one wants to work"
  13. Rye bread is involved
  14. Makes a mess in the donut self serve
  15. Tries to go into the kitchen
  16. Confused by donut self serve
  17. Bad manners
  18. Obsessed with item freshness
  19. Puts items from bread aisle in our department
  20. "I'm never shopping here again"
  21. Unsolicited life story
  22. Blocks entrance/exit
  23. Horribly behaved children
  24. Whines about prices
  25. Changes their order more than once
  26. General stinkiness
  27. Tries to place deli order in the bakery
  28. Horrible phone connection
  29. Gets the gen. manager involved
  30. Old men being creepy
  31. Doesn't pick up their order
  32. Political hat/shirt
  33. "But I need it for X"
  34. Pulls up Pinterest when ordering cake