ImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?It getstoadawayIt over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?JasonNomoaTomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?Whenit’s ajarTo get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?ChristianBaleAmushroomNeptunesCon-descendingAsoccermatchWhenyou playsalsaNahhh,it’s toocheesy!AgummybearTherewere a lotof knightsA can'topenerWithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?He's apain inthe neckWhenthe beetdropsTheinvitationsaid tolook sharpAbookkeeperThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?It givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?Withten-ticklesHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?Why don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?HiphopYoubetterketchupThestableeconomy!Meow-tainThey areafraid ofpop musicTheyGoPro1forest1ImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?It getstoadawayIt over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?JasonNomoaTomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?Whenit’s ajarTo get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?ChristianBaleAmushroomNeptunesCon-descendingAsoccermatchWhenyou playsalsaNahhh,it’s toocheesy!AgummybearTherewere a lotof knightsA can'topenerWithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?He's apain inthe neckWhenthe beetdropsTheinvitationsaid tolook sharpAbookkeeperThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?It givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?Withten-ticklesHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?Why don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?HiphopYoubetterketchupThestableeconomy!Meow-tainThey areafraid ofpop musicTheyGoPro1forest1

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
  2. It gets toad away
  3. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
  4. Jason Nomoa
  5. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
  6. When it’s ajar
  7. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
  8. Christian Bale
  9. A mushroom
  10. Neptunes
  11. Con-descending
  12. A soccer match
  13. When you play salsa
  14. Nahhh, it’s too cheesy!
  15. A gummy bear
  16. There were a lot of knights
  17. A can't opener
  18. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
  19. He's a pain in the neck
  20. When the beet drops
  21. The invitation said to look sharp
  22. A bookkeeper
  23. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
  24. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
  25. With ten-tickles
  26. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
  27. How did the barber win the race?
    Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
  28. Hip hop
  29. You better ketchup
  30. The stable economy!
  31. Meow-tain
  32. They are afraid of pop music
  33. They GoPro
  34. 1forest1