He's apain inthe neckIt givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?YoubetterketchupChristianBaleHiphopWhenthe beetdropsWhenyou playsalsaWhenit’s ajarA can'topenerTo get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?AsoccermatchTheyGoProIt over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?Meow-tainAgummybearTomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?Theinvitationsaid tolook sharp1forest1Therewere a lotof knightsThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?WithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?They areafraid ofpop musicWithten-ticklesCon-descendingAmushroomHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?Why don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?Nahhh,it’s toocheesy!ImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?AbookkeeperJasonNomoaThestableeconomy!It getstoadawayNeptunesHe's apain inthe neckIt givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?YoubetterketchupChristianBaleHiphopWhenthe beetdropsWhenyou playsalsaWhenit’s ajarA can'topenerTo get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?AsoccermatchTheyGoProIt over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?Meow-tainAgummybearTomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?Theinvitationsaid tolook sharp1forest1Therewere a lotof knightsThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?WithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?They areafraid ofpop musicWithten-ticklesCon-descendingAmushroomHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?Why don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?Nahhh,it’s toocheesy!ImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?AbookkeeperJasonNomoaThestableeconomy!It getstoadawayNeptunes

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. He's a pain in the neck
  2. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
  3. You better ketchup
  4. Christian Bale
  5. Hip hop
  6. When the beet drops
  7. When you play salsa
  8. When it’s ajar
  9. A can't opener
  10. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
  11. A soccer match
  12. They GoPro
  13. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
  14. Meow-tain
  15. A gummy bear
  16. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
  17. The invitation said to look sharp
  18. 1forest1
  19. There were a lot of knights
  20. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
  21. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
  22. They are afraid of pop music
  23. With ten-tickles
  24. Con-descending
  25. A mushroom
  26. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
  27. How did the barber win the race?
    Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
  28. Nahhh, it’s too cheesy!
  29. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
  30. A bookkeeper
  31. Jason Nomoa
  32. The stable economy!
  33. It gets toad away
  34. Neptunes