Whenit’s ajarTo get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?He's apain inthe neckIt getstoadawayMeow-tainIt over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?AgummybearTomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?ChristianBaleAmushroomHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?They areafraid ofpop musicWhenthe beetdrops1forest1WithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?YoubetterketchupThestableeconomy!AbookkeeperIt givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?HiphopWhenyou playsalsaTheinvitationsaid tolook sharpTheyGoProWithten-ticklesJasonNomoaAsoccermatchWhy don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?ImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?Nahhh,it’s toocheesy!Con-descendingA can'topenerNeptunesTherewere a lotof knightsThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?Whenit’s ajarTo get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?He's apain inthe neckIt getstoadawayMeow-tainIt over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?AgummybearTomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?ChristianBaleAmushroomHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?They areafraid ofpop musicWhenthe beetdrops1forest1WithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?YoubetterketchupThestableeconomy!AbookkeeperIt givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?HiphopWhenyou playsalsaTheinvitationsaid tolook sharpTheyGoProWithten-ticklesJasonNomoaAsoccermatchWhy don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?ImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?Nahhh,it’s toocheesy!Con-descendingA can'topenerNeptunesTherewere a lotof knightsThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. When it’s ajar
  2. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
  3. He's a pain in the neck
  4. It gets toad away
  5. Meow-tain
  6. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
  7. A gummy bear
  8. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
  9. Christian Bale
  10. A mushroom
  11. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
  12. They are afraid of pop music
  13. When the beet drops
  14. 1forest1
  15. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
  16. You better ketchup
  17. The stable economy!
  18. A bookkeeper
  19. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
  20. Hip hop
  21. When you play salsa
  22. The invitation said to look sharp
  23. They GoPro
  24. With ten-tickles
  25. Jason Nomoa
  26. A soccer match
  27. How did the barber win the race?
    Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
  28. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
  29. Nahhh, it’s too cheesy!
  30. Con-descending
  31. A can't opener
  32. Neptunes
  33. There were a lot of knights
  34. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up