It givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?NeptunesWithten-ticklesTo get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?HiphopTomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?ChristianBaleImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?JasonNomoaAsoccermatchWhenit’s ajarTheinvitationsaid tolook sharpAmushroomWhenthe beetdropsTherewere a lotof knightsWhenyou playsalsaIt getstoadawayYoubetterketchupA can'topenerCon-descendingThey areafraid ofpop musicAgummybearTheyGoProMeow-tainHe's apain inthe neckThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?Nahhh,it’s toocheesy!Why don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?It over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?1forest1AbookkeeperThestableeconomy!Heknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?WithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?It givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?NeptunesWithten-ticklesTo get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?HiphopTomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?ChristianBaleImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?JasonNomoaAsoccermatchWhenit’s ajarTheinvitationsaid tolook sharpAmushroomWhenthe beetdropsTherewere a lotof knightsWhenyou playsalsaIt getstoadawayYoubetterketchupA can'topenerCon-descendingThey areafraid ofpop musicAgummybearTheyGoProMeow-tainHe's apain inthe neckThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?Nahhh,it’s toocheesy!Why don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?It over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?1forest1AbookkeeperThestableeconomy!Heknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?WithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
  2. Neptunes
  3. With ten-tickles
  4. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
  5. Hip hop
  6. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
  7. Christian Bale
  8. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
  9. Jason Nomoa
  10. A soccer match
  11. When it’s ajar
  12. The invitation said to look sharp
  13. A mushroom
  14. When the beet drops
  15. There were a lot of knights
  16. When you play salsa
  17. It gets toad away
  18. You better ketchup
  19. A can't opener
  20. Con-descending
  21. They are afraid of pop music
  22. A gummy bear
  23. They GoPro
  24. Meow-tain
  25. He's a pain in the neck
  26. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
  27. Nahhh, it’s too cheesy!
  28. How did the barber win the race?
    Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
  29. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
  30. 1forest1
  31. A bookkeeper
  32. The stable economy!
  33. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
  34. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms