To get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?Why don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?It over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?Whenthe beetdrops1forest1AsoccermatchHiphopChristianBaleWhenit’s ajarIt givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?JasonNomoaNahhh,it’s toocheesy!TheyGoProTomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?Therewere a lotof knightsMeow-tainWhenyou playsalsaHe's apain inthe neckYoubetterketchupThey areafraid ofpop musicAgummybearWithten-ticklesIt getstoadawayImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?NeptunesThestableeconomy!They’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?Theinvitationsaid tolook sharpA can'topenerCon-descendingWithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?AmushroomHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?AbookkeeperTo get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?Why don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?It over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?Whenthe beetdrops1forest1AsoccermatchHiphopChristianBaleWhenit’s ajarIt givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?JasonNomoaNahhh,it’s toocheesy!TheyGoProTomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?Therewere a lotof knightsMeow-tainWhenyou playsalsaHe's apain inthe neckYoubetterketchupThey areafraid ofpop musicAgummybearWithten-ticklesIt getstoadawayImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?NeptunesThestableeconomy!They’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?Theinvitationsaid tolook sharpA can'topenerCon-descendingWithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?AmushroomHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?Abookkeeper

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
  2. How did the barber win the race?
    Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
  3. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
  4. When the beet drops
  5. 1forest1
  6. A soccer match
  7. Hip hop
  8. Christian Bale
  9. When it’s ajar
  10. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
  11. Jason Nomoa
  12. Nahhh, it’s too cheesy!
  13. They GoPro
  14. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
  15. There were a lot of knights
  16. Meow-tain
  17. When you play salsa
  18. He's a pain in the neck
  19. You better ketchup
  20. They are afraid of pop music
  21. A gummy bear
  22. With ten-tickles
  23. It gets toad away
  24. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
  25. Neptunes
  26. The stable economy!
  27. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
  28. The invitation said to look sharp
  29. A can't opener
  30. Con-descending
  31. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
  32. A mushroom
  33. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
  34. A bookkeeper