ImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?Whenthe beetdropsHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?YoubetterketchupIt givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?Con-descendingTherewere a lotof knightsNeptunesWhenit’s ajarIt over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?To get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?AsoccermatchAgummybearTheinvitationsaid tolook sharpWithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?Why don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?Withten-ticklesAmushroomHe's apain inthe neckThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?A can'topenerWhenyou playsalsaMeow-tain1forest1HiphopTomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?ChristianBaleJasonNomoaAbookkeeperIt getstoadawayThey areafraid ofpop musicThestableeconomy!Nahhh,it’s toocheesy!TheyGoProImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?Whenthe beetdropsHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?YoubetterketchupIt givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?Con-descendingTherewere a lotof knightsNeptunesWhenit’s ajarIt over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?To get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?AsoccermatchAgummybearTheinvitationsaid tolook sharpWithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?Why don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?Withten-ticklesAmushroomHe's apain inthe neckThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?A can'topenerWhenyou playsalsaMeow-tain1forest1HiphopTomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?ChristianBaleJasonNomoaAbookkeeperIt getstoadawayThey areafraid ofpop musicThestableeconomy!Nahhh,it’s toocheesy!TheyGoPro

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
  2. When the beet drops
  3. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
  4. You better ketchup
  5. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
  6. Con-descending
  7. There were a lot of knights
  8. Neptunes
  9. When it’s ajar
  10. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
  11. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
  12. A soccer match
  13. A gummy bear
  14. The invitation said to look sharp
  15. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
  16. How did the barber win the race?
    Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
  17. With ten-tickles
  18. A mushroom
  19. He's a pain in the neck
  20. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
  21. A can't opener
  22. When you play salsa
  23. Meow-tain
  24. 1forest1
  25. Hip hop
  26. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
  27. Christian Bale
  28. Jason Nomoa
  29. A bookkeeper
  30. It gets toad away
  31. They are afraid of pop music
  32. The stable economy!
  33. Nahhh, it’s too cheesy!
  34. They GoPro