It givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?ImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?Nahhh,it’s toocheesy!Meow-tainHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?1forest1TheyGoProJasonNomoaWhenyou playsalsaTomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?It getstoadawayThestableeconomy!He's apain inthe neckCon-descendingA can'topenerChristianBaleWhenthe beetdropsIt over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?They areafraid ofpop musicAsoccermatchAgummybearAbookkeeperWhenit’s ajarNeptunesWithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?Theinvitationsaid tolook sharpThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?Therewere a lotof knightsAmushroomHiphopWithten-ticklesTo get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?Why don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?YoubetterketchupIt givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?ImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?Nahhh,it’s toocheesy!Meow-tainHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?1forest1TheyGoProJasonNomoaWhenyou playsalsaTomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?It getstoadawayThestableeconomy!He's apain inthe neckCon-descendingA can'topenerChristianBaleWhenthe beetdropsIt over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?They areafraid ofpop musicAsoccermatchAgummybearAbookkeeperWhenit’s ajarNeptunesWithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?Theinvitationsaid tolook sharpThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?Therewere a lotof knightsAmushroomHiphopWithten-ticklesTo get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?Why don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?Youbetterketchup

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
  2. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
  3. Nahhh, it’s too cheesy!
  4. Meow-tain
  5. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
  6. 1forest1
  7. They GoPro
  8. Jason Nomoa
  9. When you play salsa
  10. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
  11. It gets toad away
  12. The stable economy!
  13. He's a pain in the neck
  14. Con-descending
  15. A can't opener
  16. Christian Bale
  17. When the beet drops
  18. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
  19. They are afraid of pop music
  20. A soccer match
  21. A gummy bear
  22. A bookkeeper
  23. When it’s ajar
  24. Neptunes
  25. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
  26. The invitation said to look sharp
  27. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
  28. There were a lot of knights
  29. A mushroom
  30. Hip hop
  31. With ten-tickles
  32. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
  33. How did the barber win the race?
    Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
  34. You better ketchup