Con-descendingHiphopAmushroomTo get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?ChristianBaleWhy don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?Nahhh,it’s toocheesy!Whenthe beetdropsImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?AsoccermatchA can'topenerJasonNomoaMeow-tain1forest1Theinvitationsaid tolook sharpAbookkeeperIt givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?TheyGoProWhenit’s ajarIt getstoadawayThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?WithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?YoubetterketchupHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?AgummybearIt over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?He's apain inthe neckWithten-ticklesThey areafraid ofpop musicTherewere a lotof knightsNeptunesThestableeconomy!Tomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?Whenyou playsalsaCon-descendingHiphopAmushroomTo get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?ChristianBaleWhy don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?Nahhh,it’s toocheesy!Whenthe beetdropsImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?AsoccermatchA can'topenerJasonNomoaMeow-tain1forest1Theinvitationsaid tolook sharpAbookkeeperIt givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?TheyGoProWhenit’s ajarIt getstoadawayThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?WithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?YoubetterketchupHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?AgummybearIt over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?He's apain inthe neckWithten-ticklesThey areafraid ofpop musicTherewere a lotof knightsNeptunesThestableeconomy!Tomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?Whenyou playsalsa

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Con-descending
  2. Hip hop
  3. A mushroom
  4. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
  5. Christian Bale
  6. How did the barber win the race?
    Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
  7. Nahhh, it’s too cheesy!
  8. When the beet drops
  9. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
  10. A soccer match
  11. A can't opener
  12. Jason Nomoa
  13. Meow-tain
  14. 1forest1
  15. The invitation said to look sharp
  16. A bookkeeper
  17. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
  18. They GoPro
  19. When it’s ajar
  20. It gets toad away
  21. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
  22. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
  23. You better ketchup
  24. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
  25. A gummy bear
  26. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
  27. He's a pain in the neck
  28. With ten-tickles
  29. They are afraid of pop music
  30. There were a lot of knights
  31. Neptunes
  32. The stable economy!
  33. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
  34. When you play salsa