ChristianBaleImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?1forest1AsoccermatchTheinvitationsaid tolook sharpTherewere a lotof knightsWhenit’s ajarWithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?Nahhh,it’s toocheesy!Whenthe beetdropsTheyGoProCon-descendingYoubetterketchupJasonNomoaWhy don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?Meow-tainHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?Tomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?Withten-ticklesIt over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?To get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?AgummybearIt getstoadawayAmushroomIt givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?He's apain inthe neckNeptunesA can'topenerThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?Whenyou playsalsaThey areafraid ofpop musicThestableeconomy!AbookkeeperHiphopChristianBaleImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?1forest1AsoccermatchTheinvitationsaid tolook sharpTherewere a lotof knightsWhenit’s ajarWithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?Nahhh,it’s toocheesy!Whenthe beetdropsTheyGoProCon-descendingYoubetterketchupJasonNomoaWhy don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?Meow-tainHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?Tomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?Withten-ticklesIt over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?To get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?AgummybearIt getstoadawayAmushroomIt givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?He's apain inthe neckNeptunesA can'topenerThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?Whenyou playsalsaThey areafraid ofpop musicThestableeconomy!AbookkeeperHiphop

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Christian Bale
  2. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
  3. 1forest1
  4. A soccer match
  5. The invitation said to look sharp
  6. There were a lot of knights
  7. When it’s ajar
  8. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
  9. Nahhh, it’s too cheesy!
  10. When the beet drops
  11. They GoPro
  12. Con-descending
  13. You better ketchup
  14. Jason Nomoa
  15. How did the barber win the race?
    Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
  16. Meow-tain
  17. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
  18. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
  19. With ten-tickles
  20. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
  21. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
  22. A gummy bear
  23. It gets toad away
  24. A mushroom
  25. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
  26. He's a pain in the neck
  27. Neptunes
  28. A can't opener
  29. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
  30. When you play salsa
  31. They are afraid of pop music
  32. The stable economy!
  33. A bookkeeper
  34. Hip hop