Nahhh,it’s toocheesy!YoubetterketchupTheyGoProWhy don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?ImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?ChristianBaleIt givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?It over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?A can'topenerTo get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?Asoccermatch1forest1Whenthe beetdropsAgummybearWithten-ticklesAmushroomJasonNomoaThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?WithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?He's apain inthe neckTomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?HiphopThestableeconomy!Theinvitationsaid tolook sharpThey areafraid ofpop musicHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?AbookkeeperMeow-tainTherewere a lotof knightsWhenyou playsalsaNeptunesIt getstoadawayWhenit’s ajarCon-descendingNahhh,it’s toocheesy!YoubetterketchupTheyGoProWhy don’tthey playpoker inthe jungle?How didthe barberwin therace?ImpastaWhat doyou call afakenoodle?ChristianBaleIt givesthemsquarerootsWhy doplantshatemath?It over-sweptWhy wasthe broomlate forwork?A can'topenerTo get hisquarterbackWhy did thefootballcoach go tothe bank?Asoccermatch1forest1Whenthe beetdropsAgummybearWithten-ticklesAmushroomJasonNomoaThey’dcrackeachother upWhy don’teggs telljokes?WithbookwormsHow do youcatch awhole schoolof fish?He's apain inthe neckTomb itmayconcernHow dovampiresstartletters?HiphopThestableeconomy!Theinvitationsaid tolook sharpThey areafraid ofpop musicHeknew ashortcutHow didthe barberwin therace?AbookkeeperMeow-tainTherewere a lotof knightsWhenyou playsalsaNeptunesIt getstoadawayWhenit’s ajarCon-descending

Dad Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Nahhh, it’s too cheesy!
  2. You better ketchup
  3. They GoPro
  4. How did the barber win the race?
    Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
  5. What do you call a fake noodle?
    Impasta
  6. Christian Bale
  7. Why do plants hate math?
    It gives them square roots
  8. Why was the broom late for work?
    It over-swept
  9. A can't opener
  10. Why did the football coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarter back
  11. A soccer match
  12. 1forest1
  13. When the beet drops
  14. A gummy bear
  15. With ten-tickles
  16. A mushroom
  17. Jason Nomoa
  18. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
    They’d crack each other up
  19. How do you catch a whole school of fish?
    With bookworms
  20. He's a pain in the neck
  21. How do vampires start letters?
    Tomb it may concern
  22. Hip hop
  23. The stable economy!
  24. The invitation said to look sharp
  25. They are afraid of pop music
  26. How did the barber win the race?
    He knew a shortcut
  27. A bookkeeper
  28. Meow-tain
  29. There were a lot of knights
  30. When you play salsa
  31. Neptunes
  32. It gets toad away
  33. When it’s ajar
  34. Con-descending