Can't getbloodfrom aturnipAnd youthought youwere playingwith just someregular assholeLet it go, it'snot worthfighting overYou'dcomplain ifyou weren'thung with anew ropeI'm a forceto bereckonedwithHave youread thebookLonesomeDove?You're agentlemanand ascholarHey,Darlin!He stillhas hislunchmoneyIf it ain'tbroke,don't fix itAm Ibeingpunished?It's just aseasy to fallin love witha rich manI don't knowwhy anyonewould wantto do thatFREECan't startwithoutthe judge!FiddlesticksNot myproblemWouldanyonelike someice cream?God...blessAmericaIf you canthrow moneyat a problem,it's not aproblemTouchdown!Thatwould gaga maggotYou're sogoodlooking. Youget that fromme.Tighterthan askin on agrapeCan't getbloodfrom aturnipAnd youthought youwere playingwith just someregular assholeLet it go, it'snot worthfighting overYou'dcomplain ifyou weren'thung with anew ropeI'm a forceto bereckonedwithHave youread thebookLonesomeDove?You're agentlemanand ascholarHey,Darlin!He stillhas hislunchmoneyIf it ain'tbroke,don't fix itAm Ibeingpunished?It's just aseasy to fallin love witha rich manI don't knowwhy anyonewould wantto do thatFREECan't startwithoutthe judge!FiddlesticksNot myproblemWouldanyonelike someice cream?God...blessAmericaIf you canthrow moneyat a problem,it's not aproblemTouchdown!Thatwould gaga maggotYou're sogoodlooking. Youget that fromme.Tighterthan askin on agrape

Jimbosims Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Can't get blood from a turnip
  2. And you thought you were playing with just some regular asshole
  3. Let it go, it's not worth fighting over
  4. You'd complain if you weren't hung with a new rope
  5. I'm a force to be reckoned with
  6. Have you read the book Lonesome Dove?
  7. You're a gentleman and a scholar
  8. Hey, Darlin!
  9. He still has his lunch money
  10. If it ain't broke, don't fix it
  11. Am I being punished?
  12. It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man
  13. I don't know why anyone would want to do that
  14. FREE
  15. Can't start without the judge!
  16. Fiddlesticks
  17. Not my problem
  18. Would anyone like some ice cream?
  19. God...bless America
  20. If you can throw money at a problem, it's not a problem
  21. Touchdown!
  22. That would gag a maggot
  23. You're so good looking. You get that from me.
  24. Tighter than a skin on a grape