Don't worry,this won'thurt me at allI'm tooprettyfor... You're onlyas old as thewoman youfeelNext week isShapesandColorsMeghan is alittle nicer, alittle smarter,and a littleprettierI'm used tobeing blamedfor everything,I've beenmarriedWe put ourtroubledpatientsover thereI can livewith alittle ofyour painMen don'tlie, theyexaggerateMy thumbis tired,but I willtough it outWe don't mindhurting ___,but we don'twant to hurtyou KawKaw If only my exwivesfollowedorders likeyouBy we,I meanyouI could dothat when Iwas____'s ageWho cares if____ can'twalktomorrowJump up onthe table.Don'tactually jumpIt hurtsme tohurt youNow is thetime to workon itwhile youare young"HowaboutthemOrioles..."This exercisewould betoo much for alesserman/womanI'm noteventired yet Studies showpeople thatbreathlive longer thanthose thatdon'tEvenmen canlearnDon't worry,this won'thurt me at allI'm tooprettyfor... You're onlyas old as thewoman youfeelNext week isShapesandColorsMeghan is alittle nicer, alittle smarter,and a littleprettierI'm used tobeing blamedfor everything,I've beenmarriedWe put ourtroubledpatientsover thereI can livewith alittle ofyour painMen don'tlie, theyexaggerateMy thumbis tired,but I willtough it outWe don't mindhurting ___,but we don'twant to hurtyou KawKaw If only my exwivesfollowedorders likeyouBy we,I meanyouI could dothat when Iwas____'s ageWho cares if____ can'twalktomorrowJump up onthe table.Don'tactually jumpIt hurtsme tohurt youNow is thetime to workon itwhile youare young"HowaboutthemOrioles..."This exercisewould betoo much for alesserman/womanI'm noteventired yet Studies showpeople thatbreathlive longer thanthose thatdon'tEvenmen canlearn

BILL'S BANTER BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Don't worry, this won't hurt me at all
  2. I'm too pretty for...
  3. You're only as old as the woman you feel
  4. Next week is Shapes and Colors
  5. Meghan is a little nicer, a little smarter, and a little prettier
  6. I'm used to being blamed for everything, I've been married
  7. We put our troubled patients over there
  8. I can live with a little of your pain
  9. Men don't lie, they exaggerate
  10. My thumb is tired, but I will tough it out
  11. We don't mind hurting ___, but we don't want to hurt you
  12. Kaw Kaw
  13. If only my ex wives followed orders like you
  14. By we, I mean you
  15. I could do that when I was ____'s age
  16. Who cares if ____ can't walk tomorrow
  17. Jump up on the table. Don't actually jump
  18. It hurts me to hurt you
  19. Now is the time to work on it while you are young
  20. "How about them Orioles..."
  21. This exercise would be too much for a lesser man/woman
  22. I'm not even tired yet
  23. Studies show people that breath live longer than those that don't
  24. Even men can learn