Someoneunder 30complainsabout gettingID’dIgnoresprice tagsin case/onmenuIs confusedwhy we sell0%disposablesTraumadumping/givesyou their lifestoryHas a reallyold stickdevice butrefuses toupgradeCalls thewrongstoreTakes therisk andwon’t trysomething instoreName dropsTravis/Kurt/etcPays with$100 bill ona total lessthan $20Shockedthatdisposablesare 50mgCalls Mr.Fog’s “Mr.Frog”Facetimessomeone toshow themthewall/menuIs talkingon/won’tget off thephoneAsks you tore-read thelist you justread offSays that thebars make itfeel like a jailSays thejuice istoo darkComplainsabout theAC/Heat/FanPulls on thedoor whenthe gate'sclosed/signis offLeft ID incar/athomeSays theyarecalling/havecalledcorporateImmediatelystarts givingyou theirphonenumberAsks tostepbehind thecounterAsks if wegetbusinessout hereCalls adevice a“nic hitter”Makes a‘yuck’ facewhen yousuggest aflavorGives youtheir # in themiddle of ayoursentenceAsks for arechargeabledispo thenasks if it isMentions ourstore issmaller thanthe buildingAsks if wesell drugtests orfake peeAsks whatclearancejuice we haveand hatesthem allTries tobring ina childSwears theyshould havea reward,doesn’tSwipescard whenit has achipDidn’t knowyou had tobe 21 to buynicotineCallseliquid“drops”Asks “What’s agoodflavor/disposable?”Says theydidn’t knowour storewas evenhereMentions theycould buy itcheapersomewhereelseAsks if wehaveanythinghigher than50mgAsks if theyhave rewardswhen they’reover 100awayLeaves ifwe’re outof the itemthey wantHateseverythingyourecommendSays saltnic devicesare toocomplicatedSwears theyboughtsomethinghere butdidn'tSits outsidefor longerthan a trip toa diff storeMentionshow good itsmells/cleanit isAsks howmuch it isafter yougive themthe totalLooking for“somethingfruity”Says nothingwhen youask what youcan do forthemAsks whatnormal flavortastes like(ie.strawberry)CallsVaporesso“expresso”Asks howmucheverything inthe clearancecase isCannotparkAsks if wehaveRANDM’s/Rickand Morty’s“filter’s”,“heads”,"tops", or“burners"Says theycan’t read thewall whiletouchingmenuSays “thankyou” whenyou ask forIDAsks if alldevices takethe samepod/coilHasn’tchangedtheir coil inway too longMakes usclean theirtank/swaptheir coilAsks howmany/whatflavorsyou’ve triedAsks “whichis better” onbasically thesame thingBuys a newdevice whenwe’re out oftheir coils“disposableones”, “elfbars”, or“puff bars”Someoneunder 30complainsabout gettingID’dIgnoresprice tagsin case/onmenuIs confusedwhy we sell0%disposablesTraumadumping/givesyou their lifestoryHas a reallyold stickdevice butrefuses toupgradeCalls thewrongstoreTakes therisk andwon’t trysomething instoreName dropsTravis/Kurt/etcPays with$100 bill ona total lessthan $20Shockedthatdisposablesare 50mgCalls Mr.Fog’s “Mr.Frog”Facetimessomeone toshow themthewall/menuIs talkingon/won’tget off thephoneAsks you tore-read thelist you justread offSays that thebars make itfeel like a jailSays thejuice istoo darkComplainsabout theAC/Heat/FanPulls on thedoor whenthe gate'sclosed/signis offLeft ID incar/athomeSays theyarecalling/havecalledcorporateImmediatelystarts givingyou theirphonenumberAsks tostepbehind thecounterAsks if wegetbusinessout hereCalls adevice a“nic hitter”Makes a‘yuck’ facewhen yousuggest aflavorGives youtheir # in themiddle of ayoursentenceAsks for arechargeabledispo thenasks if it isMentions ourstore issmaller thanthe buildingAsks if wesell drugtests orfake peeAsks whatclearancejuice we haveand hatesthem allTries tobring ina childSwears theyshould havea reward,doesn’tSwipescard whenit has achipDidn’t knowyou had tobe 21 to buynicotineCallseliquid“drops”Asks “What’s agoodflavor/disposable?”Says theydidn’t knowour storewas evenhereMentions theycould buy itcheapersomewhereelseAsks if wehaveanythinghigher than50mgAsks if theyhave rewardswhen they’reover 100awayLeaves ifwe’re outof the itemthey wantHateseverythingyourecommendSays saltnic devicesare toocomplicatedSwears theyboughtsomethinghere butdidn'tSits outsidefor longerthan a trip toa diff storeMentionshow good itsmells/cleanit isAsks howmuch it isafter yougive themthe totalLooking for“somethingfruity”Says nothingwhen youask what youcan do forthemAsks whatnormal flavortastes like(ie.strawberry)CallsVaporesso“expresso”Asks howmucheverything inthe clearancecase isCannotparkAsks if wehaveRANDM’s/Rickand Morty’s“filter’s”,“heads”,"tops", or“burners"Says theycan’t read thewall whiletouchingmenuSays “thankyou” whenyou ask forIDAsks if alldevices takethe samepod/coilHasn’tchangedtheir coil inway too longMakes usclean theirtank/swaptheir coilAsks howmany/whatflavorsyou’ve triedAsks “whichis better” onbasically thesame thingBuys a newdevice whenwe’re out oftheir coils“disposableones”, “elfbars”, or“puff bars”

Customer Lingo Bingo (Round 3) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone under 30 complains about getting ID’d
  2. Ignores price tags in case/on menu
  3. Is confused why we sell 0% disposables
  4. Trauma dumping/gives you their life story
  5. Has a really old stick device but refuses to upgrade
  6. Calls the wrong store
  7. Takes the risk and won’t try something in store
  8. Name drops Travis/Kurt/etc
  9. Pays with $100 bill on a total less than $20
  10. Shocked that disposables are 50mg
  11. Calls Mr. Fog’s “Mr. Frog”
  12. Facetimes someone to show them the wall/menu
  13. Is talking on/won’t get off the phone
  14. Asks you to re-read the list you just read off
  15. Says that the bars make it feel like a jail
  16. Says the juice is too dark
  17. Complains about the AC/Heat/Fan
  18. Pulls on the door when the gate's closed/sign is off
  19. Left ID in car/at home
  20. Says they are calling/have called corporate
  21. Immediately starts giving you their phone number
  22. Asks to step behind the counter
  23. Asks if we get business out here
  24. Calls a device a “nic hitter”
  25. Makes a ‘yuck’ face when you suggest a flavor
  26. Gives you their # in the middle of a your sentence
  27. Asks for a rechargeable dispo then asks if it is
  28. Mentions our store is smaller than the building
  29. Asks if we sell drug tests or fake pee
  30. Asks what clearance juice we have and hates them all
  31. Tries to bring in a child
  32. Swears they should have a reward, doesn’t
  33. Swipes card when it has a chip
  34. Didn’t know you had to be 21 to buy nicotine
  35. Calls eliquid “drops”
  36. Asks “What’s a good flavor/disposable?”
  37. Says they didn’t know our store was even here
  38. Mentions they could buy it cheaper somewhere else
  39. Asks if we have anything higher than 50mg
  40. Asks if they have rewards when they’re over 100 away
  41. Leaves if we’re out of the item they want
  42. Hates everything you recommend
  43. Says salt nic devices are too complicated
  44. Swears they bought something here but didn't
  45. Sits outside for longer than a trip to a diff store
  46. Mentions how good it smells/clean it is
  47. Asks how much it is after you give them the total
  48. Looking for “something fruity”
  49. Says nothing when you ask what you can do for them
  50. Asks what normal flavor tastes like (ie. strawberry)
  51. Calls Vaporesso “expresso”
  52. Asks how much everything in the clearance case is
  53. Cannot park
  54. Asks if we have RANDM’s/Rick and Morty’s
  55. “filter’s”, “heads”, "tops", or “burners"
  56. Says they can’t read the wall while touching menu
  57. Says “thank you” when you ask for ID
  58. Asks if all devices take the same pod/coil
  59. Hasn’t changed their coil in way too long
  60. Makes us clean their tank/swap their coil
  61. Asks how many/what flavors you’ve tried
  62. Asks “which is better” on basically the same thing
  63. Buys a new device when we’re out of their coils
  64. “disposable ones”, “elf bars”, or “puff bars”