It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.1 Mrs.Hippie, 2MrsHippies....What do youcall thewives of ahippiepolygamist?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterday“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesSUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,I NoahguyNeedan ark?What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineRemainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodaynow I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveMicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.1 Mrs.Hippie, 2MrsHippies....What do youcall thewives of ahippiepolygamist?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterday“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesSUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,I NoahguyNeedan ark?What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineRemainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodaynow I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveMicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?

Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  2. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  3. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  4. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  5. What do you call the wives of a hippie polygamist?
    1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs Hippies....
  6. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  7. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  8. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  9. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  10. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  11. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  12. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  13. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  14. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  15. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  16. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  17. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  18. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  19. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  20. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  21. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  22. Nothing - but it let out a little whine
    What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
  23. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  24. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  25. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  26. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  27. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  28. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves