There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesSaturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayAll I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineSUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisive1 Mrs.Hippie, 2MrsHippies....What do youcall thewives of ahippiepolygamist?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meA woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.I NoahguyNeedan ark?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertoday“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesSaturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayAll I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineSUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisive1 Mrs.Hippie, 2MrsHippies....What do youcall thewives of ahippiepolygamist?MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meA woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.I NoahguyNeedan ark?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertoday“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?

Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  2. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  3. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  4. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  5. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  6. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  7. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  8. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  9. Nothing - but it let out a little whine
    What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
  10. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  11. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  12. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  13. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  14. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  15. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  16. What do you call the wives of a hippie polygamist?
    1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs Hippies....
  17. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  18. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  19. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  20. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  21. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  22. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  23. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  24. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  25. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  26. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  27. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  28. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care