A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.are justthewurstGermansausagejokesbut on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertoday1 Mrs.Hippie, 2MrsHippies....What do youcall thewives of ahippiepolygamist?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?I NoahguyNeedan ark?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meAmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineAninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.MicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.are justthewurstGermansausagejokesbut on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertoday1 Mrs.Hippie, 2MrsHippies....What do youcall thewives of ahippiepolygamist?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?I NoahguyNeedan ark?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meAmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineAninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?

Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  2. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  4. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  5. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  6. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  7. What do you call the wives of a hippie polygamist?
    1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs Hippies....
  8. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  9. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  10. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  11. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  12. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  13. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  14. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  15. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  16. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  17. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  18. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  19. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  20. Nothing - but it let out a little whine
    What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
  21. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  22. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  23. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  24. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  25. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  26. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  27. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  28. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet