SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineMicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?1 Mrs.Hippie, 2MrsHippies....What do youcall thewives of ahippiepolygamist?I NoahguyNeedan ark?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayAll I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayAninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesIt'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineMicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?1 Mrs.Hippie, 2MrsHippies....What do youcall thewives of ahippiepolygamist?I NoahguyNeedan ark?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayAll I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveThat’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayAninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesIt'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.

Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  2. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  3. Nothing - but it let out a little whine
    What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
  4. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  5. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  6. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  7. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  8. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  9. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  10. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  11. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  12. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  13. What do you call the wives of a hippie polygamist?
    1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs Hippies....
  14. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  15. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  16. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  17. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  18. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  19. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  20. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  21. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  22. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  23. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  24. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  25. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  26. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  27. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  28. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents