I NoahguyNeedan ark?now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveTequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayI could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meSUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesMicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineAninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?1 Mrs.Hippie, 2MrsHippies....What do youcall thewives of ahippiepolygamist?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayAmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.I NoahguyNeedan ark?now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveTequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayI could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meSUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesMicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?What did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhineAninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?1 Mrs.Hippie, 2MrsHippies....What do youcall thewives of ahippiepolygamist?I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.Ireland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:He's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.But noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayAmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.

Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  2. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  3. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  5. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  6. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  7. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  8. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  9. Nothing - but it let out a little whine
    What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
  10. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  11. What do you call the wives of a hippie polygamist?
    1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs Hippies....
  12. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  13. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  14. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  15. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  16. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  17. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  18. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  19. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  20. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  21. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  22. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  23. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
  24. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  25. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  26. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  27. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  28. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents