but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveHe's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?1 Mrs.Hippie, 2MrsHippies....What do youcall thewives of ahippiepolygamist?That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesBut noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.I NoahguyNeedan ark?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meMicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhine“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?but on theother handshe wascompletelyfineJill brokeher fingertodayIreland.Every dayit’s Dublin.Which country’scapital has thefastest-growingpopulation?I don'tknow anddon'treally careIs it ignoranceor apathythat'sdestroying theworld today?now I'mnot sosureI used tobeindecisiveHe's allrightnow.Did you hearabout the guywhose wholeleft side wascut off?AmaybeWhat do youcall a beethat can’tmake up itsmind?A woman askedme to checkher balance, soI pushed heroverI lost my jobat the bankon my veryfirst day.SUPPLIES!What did thejanitor saywhen hejumped out ofthe closet?1 Mrs.Hippie, 2MrsHippies....What do youcall thewives of ahippiepolygamist?That’sridiculous.My dogsdon’t evenown bikesA police officer justknocked on mydoor and told memy dogs arechasing people onbikes.Remainsto beseen.Will glasscoffins beasuccess?are justthewurstGermansausagejokesBut noneof themwork.I have a fewjokes aboutunemployedpeople,AninvestigatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Saturdayand Sunday,the rest areweekdaysWhat are thestrongestdays of theweek?All I didwas takea day offI can’tbelieve I gotfired fromthe calendarfactory.I NoahguyNeedan ark?I could doit with myeyesclosedSleepingcomes sonaturallyto meMicrowavesWhatwashesup on tinybeaches?But Icouldn'tfind any.I went to buysomecamouflagetrousersyesterdayWhat did thegrape saywhen it gotstepped on?Nothing -but it letout a littlewhine“That’sthe lastthing Ineed!”I saw an adfor burialplots, and Ithought:I lostmycaseI tried to suethe airline forlosing myluggage.It'sintensetense intentsWhen thepast, present,and future gocamping theyalways argue.YouplanetHow doyou throwa spaceparty?Then ithit me.I waswonderingwhy the ballwas gettingbigger.TequilamockingbirdWhat do youget whenyou mixalcohol andliterature?There’s nomenu - youget what youdeserveHear aboutthe newrestaurantcalledKarma?

Puns and Jokes - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Jill broke her finger today
    but on the other hand she was completely fine
  2. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
    Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  3. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?
    I don't know and don't really care
  4. I used to be indecisive
    now I'm not so sure
  5. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  6. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
    A maybe
  7. I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
    A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
  8. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
    SUPPLIES!
  9. What do you call the wives of a hippie polygamist?
    1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs Hippies....
  10. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
  11. Will glass coffins be a success?
    Remains to be seen.
  12. German sausage jokes
    are just the wurst
  13. I have a few jokes about unemployed people,
    But none of them work.
  14. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator
  15. What are the strongest days of the week?
    Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
  16. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off
  17. Need an ark?
    I Noah guy
  18. Sleeping comes so naturally to me
    I could do it with my eyes closed
  19. What washes up on tiny beaches?
    Microwaves
  20. I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday
    But I couldn't find any.
  21. Nothing - but it let out a little whine
    What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
  22. I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought:
    “That’s the last thing I need!”
  23. I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
    I lost my case
  24. When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue.
    It's intense tense in tents
  25. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet
  26. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  27. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila mockingbird
  28. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu - you get what you deserve