went to tell yourattending your patientis acutelydecompensating andyou don’t know whatto do and felt big“mom I threw up”vibesconfidently told thepatient your planon pre-rounds onlyto have itdestroyed onroundstried to beproactive,made thingsmore difficult foreveryoneinvolvedmissed lunch,had to decidewhether tostarve or housea cold cosmicburrito at 3pmpatient asked are youmy doctor andawkwardly had toexplain that you are incharge of their caredespite having nomedical certification tospeak ofdescribing a verypossible and lifethreateningcomplication duringsign-out withoutcorrespondinganticipatory guidancegetting out earlyand truly feeling ata loss as to whatto do with 2 fullhours of free timedidn’t know whetherto cut the ramblingpatient off and looklike an asshole or letthem continue whilethe rest of your teamdies insidefelt excessivelyincensed whensomeone else issitting at yourusual computer inthe workroompresented yourflawless plan formanaging a patient’stertiary issue whilecompletely neglectingtheir chief complaintgaslit by nursingas to why theycannot fulfill yourreasonablerequest that iswithin their jobdescriptiontried and failedto hide the factthat the meanconsultant onthe phone madeyou crynodding along whenyour attending istalking about alwaysinterpreting your ownimaging studies eventhough you still can’tremember thedifference between T1and T2felt narc’d on whenattending getsadded to thesecure chat afteryou don’t respondimmediatelyshocked there is nouptodate article forthe treatment of thisatypical diseasepresentation in yourpatient with 13 rarecomorbiditiesheartily agreeingwhen your patient ischatting about theweather bc you don’thave the heart to tellthem you haven’tseen daylight in 6daystook a meticuloushistory and ROS,none of which youcan rememberwhile writing theH&Psenior asked why youelected to d/c certainhome meds on medrec and having tofigure out how to say itwas completelyarbitrary and you haveno explanationwhatsoeverhad to explain tothe consultingattending why youcompletely ignoredtheir recsperfectlydescribing theindications for thecurrent procedureexcept it’s thewrong patientelecting to ignoreyour patient’s aniongap because youhave no idea what itmeans or what maybe causing it“youlooktired”surreptitiouslygoogling“alternativesto medicalresidency”accepted your patientis going to have lowK bc you cant bringyourself to ask yoursenior to sign yourorder for electrolytesa third timewent to tell yourattending your patientis acutelydecompensating andyou don’t know whatto do and felt big“mom I threw up”vibesconfidently told thepatient your planon pre-rounds onlyto have itdestroyed onroundstried to beproactive,made thingsmore difficult foreveryoneinvolvedmissed lunch,had to decidewhether tostarve or housea cold cosmicburrito at 3pmpatient asked are youmy doctor andawkwardly had toexplain that you are incharge of their caredespite having nomedical certification tospeak ofdescribing a verypossible and lifethreateningcomplication duringsign-out withoutcorrespondinganticipatory guidancegetting out earlyand truly feeling ata loss as to whatto do with 2 fullhours of free timedidn’t know whetherto cut the ramblingpatient off and looklike an asshole or letthem continue whilethe rest of your teamdies insidefelt excessivelyincensed whensomeone else issitting at yourusual computer inthe workroompresented yourflawless plan formanaging a patient’stertiary issue whilecompletely neglectingtheir chief complaintgaslit by nursingas to why theycannot fulfill yourreasonablerequest that iswithin their jobdescriptiontried and failedto hide the factthat the meanconsultant onthe phone madeyou crynodding along whenyour attending istalking about alwaysinterpreting your ownimaging studies eventhough you still can’tremember thedifference between T1and T2felt narc’d on whenattending getsadded to thesecure chat afteryou don’t respondimmediatelyshocked there is nouptodate article forthe treatment of thisatypical diseasepresentation in yourpatient with 13 rarecomorbiditiesheartily agreeingwhen your patient ischatting about theweather bc you don’thave the heart to tellthem you haven’tseen daylight in 6daystook a meticuloushistory and ROS,none of which youcan rememberwhile writing theH&Psenior asked why youelected to d/c certainhome meds on medrec and having tofigure out how to say itwas completelyarbitrary and you haveno explanationwhatsoeverhad to explain tothe consultingattending why youcompletely ignoredtheir recsperfectlydescribing theindications for thecurrent procedureexcept it’s thewrong patientelecting to ignoreyour patient’s aniongap because youhave no idea what itmeans or what maybe causing it“youlooktired”surreptitiouslygoogling“alternativesto medicalresidency”accepted your patientis going to have lowK bc you cant bringyourself to ask yoursenior to sign yourorder for electrolytesa third time

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(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. went to tell your attending your patient is acutely decompensating and you don’t know what to do and felt big “mom I threw up” vibes
  2. confidently told the patient your plan on pre-rounds only to have it destroyed on rounds
  3. tried to be proactive, made things more difficult for everyone involved
  4. missed lunch, had to decide whether to starve or house a cold cosmic burrito at 3pm
  5. patient asked are you my doctor and awkwardly had to explain that you are in charge of their care despite having no medical certification to speak of
  6. describing a very possible and life threatening complication during sign-out without corresponding anticipatory guidance
  7. getting out early and truly feeling at a loss as to what to do with 2 full hours of free time
  8. didn’t know whether to cut the rambling patient off and look like an asshole or let them continue while the rest of your team dies inside
  9. felt excessively incensed when someone else is sitting at your usual computer in the workroom
  10. presented your flawless plan for managing a patient’s tertiary issue while completely neglecting their chief complaint
  11. gaslit by nursing as to why they cannot fulfill your reasonable request that is within their job description
  12. tried and failed to hide the fact that the mean consultant on the phone made you cry
  13. nodding along when your attending is talking about always interpreting your own imaging studies even though you still can’t remember the difference between T1 and T2
  14. felt narc’d on when attending gets added to the secure chat after you don’t respond immediately
  15. shocked there is no uptodate article for the treatment of this atypical disease presentation in your patient with 13 rare comorbidities
  16. heartily agreeing when your patient is chatting about the weather bc you don’t have the heart to tell them you haven’t seen daylight in 6 days
  17. took a meticulous history and ROS, none of which you can remember while writing the H&P
  18. senior asked why you elected to d/c certain home meds on med rec and having to figure out how to say it was completely arbitrary and you have no explanation whatsoever
  19. had to explain to the consulting attending why you completely ignored their recs
  20. perfectly describing the indications for the current procedure except it’s the wrong patient
  21. electing to ignore your patient’s anion gap because you have no idea what it means or what may be causing it
  22. “you look tired”
  23. surreptitiously googling “alternatives to medical residency”
  24. accepted your patient is going to have low K bc you cant bring yourself to ask your senior to sign your order for electrolytes a third time