I am on myway to theairport /leaving nowIt'stoo farRandomlyblocks,ghosts, orgoes quietI have too muchwork to do (eventho it's on acomputer and Ihave enough timeto be on Grindr)I do nothave acarHave any pics?"Yeah sure"(then doesn'tsend or doesn'trecip)I have worktomorrow inthe morningI am atworkReply andchat a lot butnot actuallyinterestedHow long areyou in town?Are youaround (insertday later)?I haveplanslaterThetrain/metrosstoppedworkingalreadyI am alsoa bottomsorryFamily /guests arestaytingwith meI am sobusyOnly lookingfor [domtops, tosuck, etc.]I havework todoReply andchat a lot butactually in aclosedrelationshipI am outwithfriendsright nowReply andchat a lot butjust lookingfor digitalattentionUsinga fakeGPSReply andchat a lot butno intention ofgetting out ofbed to meetI amworkinglatetonightReply andchat a lot buttotalimmediatefriendzoningI am on myway to theairport /leaving nowIt'stoo farRandomlyblocks,ghosts, orgoes quietI have too muchwork to do (eventho it's on acomputer and Ihave enough timeto be on Grindr)I do nothave acarHave any pics?"Yeah sure"(then doesn'tsend or doesn'trecip)I have worktomorrow inthe morningI am atworkReply andchat a lot butnot actuallyinterestedHow long areyou in town?Are youaround (insertday later)?I haveplanslaterThetrain/metrosstoppedworkingalreadyI am alsoa bottomsorryFamily /guests arestaytingwith meI am sobusyOnly lookingfor [domtops, tosuck, etc.]I havework todoReply andchat a lot butactually in aclosedrelationshipI am outwithfriendsright nowReply andchat a lot butjust lookingfor digitalattentionUsinga fakeGPSReply andchat a lot butno intention ofgetting out ofbed to meetI amworkinglatetonightReply andchat a lot buttotalimmediatefriendzoning

Grindr Excuses Bingo - by Brian - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I am on my way to the airport / leaving now
  2. It's too far
  3. Randomly blocks, ghosts, or goes quiet
  4. I have too much work to do (even tho it's on a computer and I have enough time to be on Grindr)
  5. I do not have a car
  6. Have any pics? "Yeah sure" (then doesn't send or doesn't recip)
  7. I have work tomorrow in the morning
  8. I am at work
  9. Reply and chat a lot but not actually interested
  10. How long are you in town? Are you around (insert day later)?
  11. I have plans later
  12. The train/metros stopped working already
  13. I am also a bottom sorry
  14. Family / guests are stayting with me
  15. I am so busy
  16. Only looking for [dom tops, to suck, etc.]
  17. I have work to do
  18. Reply and chat a lot but actually in a closed relationship
  19. I am out with friends right now
  20. Reply and chat a lot but just looking for digital attention
  21. Using a fake GPS
  22. Reply and chat a lot but no intention of getting out of bed to meet
  23. I am working late tonight
  24. Reply and chat a lot but total immediate friendzoning