I am sobusyI am on myway to theairport /leaving nowI am atworkHow long areyou in town?Are youaround (insertday later)?Reply andchat a lot buttotalimmediatefriendzoningIt'stoo farReply andchat a lot butno intention ofgetting out ofbed to meetThetrain/metrosstoppedworkingalreadyReply andchat a lot butactually in aclosedrelationshipOnly lookingfor [domtops, tosuck, etc.]I do nothave acarReply andchat a lot butnot actuallyinterestedI am outwithfriendsright nowUsinga fakeGPSI have too muchwork to do (eventho it's on acomputer and Ihave enough timeto be on Grindr)Randomlyblocks,ghosts, orgoes quietHave any pics?"Yeah sure"(then doesn'tsend or doesn'trecip)I havework todoI have worktomorrow inthe morningReply andchat a lot butjust lookingfor digitalattentionFamily /guests arestaytingwith meI amworkinglatetonightI am alsoa bottomsorryI haveplanslaterI am sobusyI am on myway to theairport /leaving nowI am atworkHow long areyou in town?Are youaround (insertday later)?Reply andchat a lot buttotalimmediatefriendzoningIt'stoo farReply andchat a lot butno intention ofgetting out ofbed to meetThetrain/metrosstoppedworkingalreadyReply andchat a lot butactually in aclosedrelationshipOnly lookingfor [domtops, tosuck, etc.]I do nothave acarReply andchat a lot butnot actuallyinterestedI am outwithfriendsright nowUsinga fakeGPSI have too muchwork to do (eventho it's on acomputer and Ihave enough timeto be on Grindr)Randomlyblocks,ghosts, orgoes quietHave any pics?"Yeah sure"(then doesn'tsend or doesn'trecip)I havework todoI have worktomorrow inthe morningReply andchat a lot butjust lookingfor digitalattentionFamily /guests arestaytingwith meI amworkinglatetonightI am alsoa bottomsorryI haveplanslater

Grindr Excuses Bingo - by Brian - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I am so busy
  2. I am on my way to the airport / leaving now
  3. I am at work
  4. How long are you in town? Are you around (insert day later)?
  5. Reply and chat a lot but total immediate friendzoning
  6. It's too far
  7. Reply and chat a lot but no intention of getting out of bed to meet
  8. The train/metros stopped working already
  9. Reply and chat a lot but actually in a closed relationship
  10. Only looking for [dom tops, to suck, etc.]
  11. I do not have a car
  12. Reply and chat a lot but not actually interested
  13. I am out with friends right now
  14. Using a fake GPS
  15. I have too much work to do (even tho it's on a computer and I have enough time to be on Grindr)
  16. Randomly blocks, ghosts, or goes quiet
  17. Have any pics? "Yeah sure" (then doesn't send or doesn't recip)
  18. I have work to do
  19. I have work tomorrow in the morning
  20. Reply and chat a lot but just looking for digital attention
  21. Family / guests are stayting with me
  22. I am working late tonight
  23. I am also a bottom sorry
  24. I have plans later