you have asixhead butyou chooseto be delulu😝hopeentertainmenttheconcoctionyour mommakes whenyou’re sick 😟parentsdon’tknow howto textnosleepoversadultspaying youto dance atpartiesgetting to gosomewhereonly becausethere’s anotherhabeshathe uncle youonly met onceasking “do youremember me”either youLOVE LOVEshiro or youhate itthe qebeto.or the netelachama 💔OR THEHANGERthe fear aftersaying “what”instead of“abet” or“woye”“you’renot black,you’rehabesha”crying whenyour mom cutsonions and shedoesn’t shed atear“front door”at anethiopianstoreyour phoneis ALWAYSthe problemtaxidriverdaddad wasnever afraidto call themanager ata restaurantbeing wokenup abusivelyto go tochurchdad up earlywatchingpremierleaguea million carsparkedoutside thefunction 🫠dmv,seattle,mn, tx,californiabeen calledsomali/dominican/indianstuck inethiopia/eritrea for 2-3 monthsstraight As(they onlycare aboutmath)you have asixhead butyou chooseto be delulu😝hopeentertainmenttheconcoctionyour mommakes whenyou’re sick 😟parentsdon’tknow howto textnosleepoversadultspaying youto dance atpartiesgetting to gosomewhereonly becausethere’s anotherhabeshathe uncle youonly met onceasking “do youremember me”either youLOVE LOVEshiro or youhate itthe qebeto.or the netelachama 💔OR THEHANGERthe fear aftersaying “what”instead of“abet” or“woye”“you’renot black,you’rehabesha”crying whenyour mom cutsonions and shedoesn’t shed atear“front door”at anethiopianstoreyour phoneis ALWAYSthe problemtaxidriverdaddad wasnever afraidto call themanager ata restaurantbeing wokenup abusivelyto go tochurchdad up earlywatchingpremierleaguea million carsparkedoutside thefunction 🫠dmv,seattle,mn, tx,californiabeen calledsomali/dominican/indianstuck inethiopia/eritrea for 2-3 monthsstraight As(they onlycare aboutmath)

canon events as a habesha kid - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. you have a sixhead but you choose to be delulu 😝
  2. hope entertainment
  3. the concoction your mom makes when you’re sick 😟
  4. parents don’t know how to text
  5. no sleepovers
  6. adults paying you to dance at parties
  7. getting to go somewhere only because there’s another habesha
  8. the uncle you only met once asking “do you remember me”
  9. either you LOVE LOVE shiro or you hate it
  10. the qebeto. or the netela chama 💔 OR THE HANGER
  11. the fear after saying “what” instead of “abet” or “woye”
  12. “you’re not black, you’re habesha”
  13. crying when your mom cuts onions and she doesn’t shed a tear
  14. “front door” at an ethiopian store
  15. your phone is ALWAYS the problem
  16. taxi driver dad
  17. dad was never afraid to call the manager at a restaurant
  18. being woken up abusively to go to church
  19. dad up early watching premier league
  20. a million cars parked outside the function 🫠
  21. dmv, seattle, mn, tx, california
  22. been called somali/ dominican/ indian
  23. stuck in ethiopia/ eritrea for 2-3 months
  24. straight As (they only care about math)