you have asixhead butyou chooseto be delulu😝stuck inethiopia/eritrea for 2-3 monthseither youLOVE LOVEshiro or youhate itstraight As(they onlycare aboutmath)dmv,seattle,mn, tx,californiathe fear aftersaying “what”instead of“abet” or“woye”nosleepoversadultspaying youto dance atpartiesa million carsparkedoutside thefunction 🫠crying whenyour mom cutsonions and shedoesn’t shed ateartaxidriverdadthe qebeto.or the netelachama 💔OR THEHANGERparentsdon’tknow howto texttheconcoctionyour mommakes whenyou’re sick 😟“you’renot black,you’rehabesha”your phoneis ALWAYSthe problemdad wasnever afraidto call themanager ata restaurantthe uncle youonly met onceasking “do youremember me”getting to gosomewhereonly becausethere’s anotherhabeshahopeentertainmentdad up earlywatchingpremierleaguebeing wokenup abusivelyto go tochurchbeen calledsomali/dominican/indian“front door”at anethiopianstoreyou have asixhead butyou chooseto be delulu😝stuck inethiopia/eritrea for 2-3 monthseither youLOVE LOVEshiro or youhate itstraight As(they onlycare aboutmath)dmv,seattle,mn, tx,californiathe fear aftersaying “what”instead of“abet” or“woye”nosleepoversadultspaying youto dance atpartiesa million carsparkedoutside thefunction 🫠crying whenyour mom cutsonions and shedoesn’t shed ateartaxidriverdadthe qebeto.or the netelachama 💔OR THEHANGERparentsdon’tknow howto texttheconcoctionyour mommakes whenyou’re sick 😟“you’renot black,you’rehabesha”your phoneis ALWAYSthe problemdad wasnever afraidto call themanager ata restaurantthe uncle youonly met onceasking “do youremember me”getting to gosomewhereonly becausethere’s anotherhabeshahopeentertainmentdad up earlywatchingpremierleaguebeing wokenup abusivelyto go tochurchbeen calledsomali/dominican/indian“front door”at anethiopianstore

canon events as a habesha kid - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. you have a sixhead but you choose to be delulu 😝
  2. stuck in ethiopia/ eritrea for 2-3 months
  3. either you LOVE LOVE shiro or you hate it
  4. straight As (they only care about math)
  5. dmv, seattle, mn, tx, california
  6. the fear after saying “what” instead of “abet” or “woye”
  7. no sleepovers
  8. adults paying you to dance at parties
  9. a million cars parked outside the function 🫠
  10. crying when your mom cuts onions and she doesn’t shed a tear
  11. taxi driver dad
  12. the qebeto. or the netela chama 💔 OR THE HANGER
  13. parents don’t know how to text
  14. the concoction your mom makes when you’re sick 😟
  15. “you’re not black, you’re habesha”
  16. your phone is ALWAYS the problem
  17. dad was never afraid to call the manager at a restaurant
  18. the uncle you only met once asking “do you remember me”
  19. getting to go somewhere only because there’s another habesha
  20. hope entertainment
  21. dad up early watching premier league
  22. being woken up abusively to go to church
  23. been called somali/ dominican/ indian
  24. “front door” at an ethiopian store