adultspaying youto dance atpartiesthe uncle youonly met onceasking “do youremember me”you have asixhead butyou chooseto be delulu😝stuck inethiopia/eritrea for 2-3 months“you’renot black,you’rehabesha”the qebeto.or the netelachama 💔OR THEHANGERtaxidriverdad“front door”at anethiopianstorestraight As(they onlycare aboutmath)getting to gosomewhereonly becausethere’s anotherhabeshatheconcoctionyour mommakes whenyou’re sick 😟nosleepoversyour phoneis ALWAYSthe problemhopeentertainmentbeing wokenup abusivelyto go tochurchdad wasnever afraidto call themanager ata restaurantbeen calledsomali/dominican/indiandmv,seattle,mn, tx,californiaeither youLOVE LOVEshiro or youhate itparentsdon’tknow howto textthe fear aftersaying “what”instead of“abet” or“woye”dad up earlywatchingpremierleaguea million carsparkedoutside thefunction 🫠crying whenyour mom cutsonions and shedoesn’t shed atearadultspaying youto dance atpartiesthe uncle youonly met onceasking “do youremember me”you have asixhead butyou chooseto be delulu😝stuck inethiopia/eritrea for 2-3 months“you’renot black,you’rehabesha”the qebeto.or the netelachama 💔OR THEHANGERtaxidriverdad“front door”at anethiopianstorestraight As(they onlycare aboutmath)getting to gosomewhereonly becausethere’s anotherhabeshatheconcoctionyour mommakes whenyou’re sick 😟nosleepoversyour phoneis ALWAYSthe problemhopeentertainmentbeing wokenup abusivelyto go tochurchdad wasnever afraidto call themanager ata restaurantbeen calledsomali/dominican/indiandmv,seattle,mn, tx,californiaeither youLOVE LOVEshiro or youhate itparentsdon’tknow howto textthe fear aftersaying “what”instead of“abet” or“woye”dad up earlywatchingpremierleaguea million carsparkedoutside thefunction 🫠crying whenyour mom cutsonions and shedoesn’t shed atear

canon events as a habesha kid - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. adults paying you to dance at parties
  2. the uncle you only met once asking “do you remember me”
  3. you have a sixhead but you choose to be delulu 😝
  4. stuck in ethiopia/ eritrea for 2-3 months
  5. “you’re not black, you’re habesha”
  6. the qebeto. or the netela chama 💔 OR THE HANGER
  7. taxi driver dad
  8. “front door” at an ethiopian store
  9. straight As (they only care about math)
  10. getting to go somewhere only because there’s another habesha
  11. the concoction your mom makes when you’re sick 😟
  12. no sleepovers
  13. your phone is ALWAYS the problem
  14. hope entertainment
  15. being woken up abusively to go to church
  16. dad was never afraid to call the manager at a restaurant
  17. been called somali/ dominican/ indian
  18. dmv, seattle, mn, tx, california
  19. either you LOVE LOVE shiro or you hate it
  20. parents don’t know how to text
  21. the fear after saying “what” instead of “abet” or “woye”
  22. dad up early watching premier league
  23. a million cars parked outside the function 🫠
  24. crying when your mom cuts onions and she doesn’t shed a tear