the qebeto.or the netelachama 💔OR THEHANGERyour phoneis ALWAYSthe problem“you’renot black,you’rehabesha”crying whenyour mom cutsonions and shedoesn’t shed atearyou have asixhead butyou chooseto be delulu😝hopeentertainmentgetting to gosomewhereonly becausethere’s anotherhabeshathe fear aftersaying “what”instead of“abet” or“woye”parentsdon’tknow howto textdad up earlywatchingpremierleagueadultspaying youto dance atpartiesdad wasnever afraidto call themanager ata restaurantthe uncle youonly met onceasking “do youremember me”either youLOVE LOVEshiro or youhate itnosleepoversstraight As(they onlycare aboutmath)dmv,seattle,mn, tx,californiatheconcoctionyour mommakes whenyou’re sick 😟stuck inethiopia/eritrea for 2-3 monthsa million carsparkedoutside thefunction 🫠taxidriverdad“front door”at anethiopianstorebeen calledsomali/dominican/indianbeing wokenup abusivelyto go tochurchthe qebeto.or the netelachama 💔OR THEHANGERyour phoneis ALWAYSthe problem“you’renot black,you’rehabesha”crying whenyour mom cutsonions and shedoesn’t shed atearyou have asixhead butyou chooseto be delulu😝hopeentertainmentgetting to gosomewhereonly becausethere’s anotherhabeshathe fear aftersaying “what”instead of“abet” or“woye”parentsdon’tknow howto textdad up earlywatchingpremierleagueadultspaying youto dance atpartiesdad wasnever afraidto call themanager ata restaurantthe uncle youonly met onceasking “do youremember me”either youLOVE LOVEshiro or youhate itnosleepoversstraight As(they onlycare aboutmath)dmv,seattle,mn, tx,californiatheconcoctionyour mommakes whenyou’re sick 😟stuck inethiopia/eritrea for 2-3 monthsa million carsparkedoutside thefunction 🫠taxidriverdad“front door”at anethiopianstorebeen calledsomali/dominican/indianbeing wokenup abusivelyto go tochurch

canon events as a habesha kid - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. the qebeto. or the netela chama 💔 OR THE HANGER
  2. your phone is ALWAYS the problem
  3. “you’re not black, you’re habesha”
  4. crying when your mom cuts onions and she doesn’t shed a tear
  5. you have a sixhead but you choose to be delulu 😝
  6. hope entertainment
  7. getting to go somewhere only because there’s another habesha
  8. the fear after saying “what” instead of “abet” or “woye”
  9. parents don’t know how to text
  10. dad up early watching premier league
  11. adults paying you to dance at parties
  12. dad was never afraid to call the manager at a restaurant
  13. the uncle you only met once asking “do you remember me”
  14. either you LOVE LOVE shiro or you hate it
  15. no sleepovers
  16. straight As (they only care about math)
  17. dmv, seattle, mn, tx, california
  18. the concoction your mom makes when you’re sick 😟
  19. stuck in ethiopia/ eritrea for 2-3 months
  20. a million cars parked outside the function 🫠
  21. taxi driver dad
  22. “front door” at an ethiopian store
  23. been called somali/ dominican/ indian
  24. being woken up abusively to go to church