getting to gosomewhereonly becausethere’s anotherhabeshaeither youLOVE LOVEshiro or youhate it“front door”at anethiopianstorethe uncle youonly met onceasking “do youremember me”parentsdon’tknow howto textbeing wokenup abusivelyto go tochurchadultspaying youto dance atpartiesstuck inethiopia/eritrea for 2-3 monthsstraight As(they onlycare aboutmath)dad wasnever afraidto call themanager ata restaurantyou have asixhead butyou chooseto be delulu😝crying whenyour mom cutsonions and shedoesn’t shed atear“you’renot black,you’rehabesha”a million carsparkedoutside thefunction 🫠been calledsomali/dominican/indiannosleepoversthe qebeto.or the netelachama 💔OR THEHANGERdmv,seattle,mn, tx,californiataxidriverdadhopeentertainmenttheconcoctionyour mommakes whenyou’re sick 😟dad up earlywatchingpremierleagueyour phoneis ALWAYSthe problemthe fear aftersaying “what”instead of“abet” or“woye”getting to gosomewhereonly becausethere’s anotherhabeshaeither youLOVE LOVEshiro or youhate it“front door”at anethiopianstorethe uncle youonly met onceasking “do youremember me”parentsdon’tknow howto textbeing wokenup abusivelyto go tochurchadultspaying youto dance atpartiesstuck inethiopia/eritrea for 2-3 monthsstraight As(they onlycare aboutmath)dad wasnever afraidto call themanager ata restaurantyou have asixhead butyou chooseto be delulu😝crying whenyour mom cutsonions and shedoesn’t shed atear“you’renot black,you’rehabesha”a million carsparkedoutside thefunction 🫠been calledsomali/dominican/indiannosleepoversthe qebeto.or the netelachama 💔OR THEHANGERdmv,seattle,mn, tx,californiataxidriverdadhopeentertainmenttheconcoctionyour mommakes whenyou’re sick 😟dad up earlywatchingpremierleagueyour phoneis ALWAYSthe problemthe fear aftersaying “what”instead of“abet” or“woye”

canon events as a habesha kid - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. getting to go somewhere only because there’s another habesha
  2. either you LOVE LOVE shiro or you hate it
  3. “front door” at an ethiopian store
  4. the uncle you only met once asking “do you remember me”
  5. parents don’t know how to text
  6. being woken up abusively to go to church
  7. adults paying you to dance at parties
  8. stuck in ethiopia/ eritrea for 2-3 months
  9. straight As (they only care about math)
  10. dad was never afraid to call the manager at a restaurant
  11. you have a sixhead but you choose to be delulu 😝
  12. crying when your mom cuts onions and she doesn’t shed a tear
  13. “you’re not black, you’re habesha”
  14. a million cars parked outside the function 🫠
  15. been called somali/ dominican/ indian
  16. no sleepovers
  17. the qebeto. or the netela chama 💔 OR THE HANGER
  18. dmv, seattle, mn, tx, california
  19. taxi driver dad
  20. hope entertainment
  21. the concoction your mom makes when you’re sick 😟
  22. dad up early watching premier league
  23. your phone is ALWAYS the problem
  24. the fear after saying “what” instead of “abet” or “woye”