ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectquadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectquadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?

Math Puns Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
    Probably
  2. Who invented arithmetic?
    Henry th 1/8 (eighth)
  3. What do you call a number that just can't keep still?
    A Roman (roamin) numeral
  4. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
    Because they will never meet
  5. What is a burds favorite subject?
    owl-gebra
  6. What do you call an empty parrot cage?
    A polgon (a polly gone)
  7. Why did the obtuse angle got to the beach?
    It was over 90 degrees!
  8. What tables don't we have to learn?
    Dinner tables
  9. Do you know what seems odd to me?
    Numbers that can't be divided by 2
  10. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
    Because it had more cents
  11. Why did the two 4s skip lunch?
    because they already 8 (ate)
  12. WHat did the acorn say when it grew up?
    Ge-om-e-tree
  13. WHat is a math teahers favorite snake?
    A Pi- thon
  14. What is a birds favorite math?
    Owl-gebra
  15. What did the zero say to the 8?
    Nice belt!
  16. What's a swimmers favorite math?
    Dive-ision
  17. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate (8) 9
  18. Why doesn't anyone talk to circles?
    because there's no point
  19. What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You're pointless
  20. What's a butterflies favorite subject
    Mothematics
  21. What do baby parabolas drink?
    quadratic formula
  22. Why was the equal sign so humble?
    They knew they weren't less than or greater than anyone else
  23. Why are you turning in a blank peice of paper?
    All my answers are imaginary numbers
  24. What do you get when you take the sun and divide it by it's circumference?
    Pi in the sky
  25. What do you call friends that love math?
    Algebros
  26. How can you make 7 even?
    Subtract the S
  27. What is the math teachers favorite vacation?
    summer