becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectBecause7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectBecause7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?

Math Puns Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why doesn't anyone talk to circles?
    because there's no point
  2. Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
    Probably
  3. What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You're pointless
  4. Why are you turning in a blank peice of paper?
    All my answers are imaginary numbers
  5. WHat is a math teahers favorite snake?
    A Pi- thon
  6. Why did the two 4s skip lunch?
    because they already 8 (ate)
  7. Why did the obtuse angle got to the beach?
    It was over 90 degrees!
  8. What do you call friends that love math?
    Algebros
  9. What tables don't we have to learn?
    Dinner tables
  10. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
    Because it had more cents
  11. What do you call a number that just can't keep still?
    A Roman (roamin) numeral
  12. What do you call an empty parrot cage?
    A polgon (a polly gone)
  13. WHat did the acorn say when it grew up?
    Ge-om-e-tree
  14. What do baby parabolas drink?
    quadratic formula
  15. Who invented arithmetic?
    Henry th 1/8 (eighth)
  16. What do you get when you take the sun and divide it by it's circumference?
    Pi in the sky
  17. What's a butterflies favorite subject
    Mothematics
  18. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate (8) 9
  19. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
    Because they will never meet
  20. What did the zero say to the 8?
    Nice belt!
  21. What is a burds favorite subject?
    owl-gebra
  22. Why was the equal sign so humble?
    They knew they weren't less than or greater than anyone else
  23. What is the math teachers favorite vacation?
    summer
  24. What is a birds favorite math?
    Owl-gebra
  25. Do you know what seems odd to me?
    Numbers that can't be divided by 2
  26. How can you make 7 even?
    Subtract the S
  27. What's a swimmers favorite math?
    Dive-ision