They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectOwl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectOwl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?

Math Puns Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why was the equal sign so humble?
    They knew they weren't less than or greater than anyone else
  2. What did the zero say to the 8?
    Nice belt!
  3. What do you call an empty parrot cage?
    A polgon (a polly gone)
  4. Why did the obtuse angle got to the beach?
    It was over 90 degrees!
  5. Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
    Probably
  6. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate (8) 9
  7. What is a burds favorite subject?
    owl-gebra
  8. What do baby parabolas drink?
    quadratic formula
  9. What do you call a number that just can't keep still?
    A Roman (roamin) numeral
  10. Why did the two 4s skip lunch?
    because they already 8 (ate)
  11. What do you call friends that love math?
    Algebros
  12. Why doesn't anyone talk to circles?
    because there's no point
  13. How can you make 7 even?
    Subtract the S
  14. Why are you turning in a blank peice of paper?
    All my answers are imaginary numbers
  15. Who invented arithmetic?
    Henry th 1/8 (eighth)
  16. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
    Because it had more cents
  17. Do you know what seems odd to me?
    Numbers that can't be divided by 2
  18. What tables don't we have to learn?
    Dinner tables
  19. WHat did the acorn say when it grew up?
    Ge-om-e-tree
  20. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
    Because they will never meet
  21. What's a butterflies favorite subject
    Mothematics
  22. What is a birds favorite math?
    Owl-gebra
  23. What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You're pointless
  24. WHat is a math teahers favorite snake?
    A Pi- thon
  25. What is the math teachers favorite vacation?
    summer
  26. What's a swimmers favorite math?
    Dive-ision
  27. What do you get when you take the sun and divide it by it's circumference?
    Pi in the sky