Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectquadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectquadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?

Math Puns Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
    Because they will never meet
  2. Do you know what seems odd to me?
    Numbers that can't be divided by 2
  3. Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
    Probably
  4. Why are you turning in a blank peice of paper?
    All my answers are imaginary numbers
  5. What do you call a number that just can't keep still?
    A Roman (roamin) numeral
  6. WHat did the acorn say when it grew up?
    Ge-om-e-tree
  7. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
    Because it had more cents
  8. What tables don't we have to learn?
    Dinner tables
  9. What did the zero say to the 8?
    Nice belt!
  10. What do you get when you take the sun and divide it by it's circumference?
    Pi in the sky
  11. What do you call an empty parrot cage?
    A polgon (a polly gone)
  12. Why doesn't anyone talk to circles?
    because there's no point
  13. What is the math teachers favorite vacation?
    summer
  14. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate (8) 9
  15. What is a burds favorite subject?
    owl-gebra
  16. Why was the equal sign so humble?
    They knew they weren't less than or greater than anyone else
  17. How can you make 7 even?
    Subtract the S
  18. What is a birds favorite math?
    Owl-gebra
  19. Why did the two 4s skip lunch?
    because they already 8 (ate)
  20. What's a butterflies favorite subject
    Mothematics
  21. What do baby parabolas drink?
    quadratic formula
  22. What do you call friends that love math?
    Algebros
  23. Why did the obtuse angle got to the beach?
    It was over 90 degrees!
  24. WHat is a math teahers favorite snake?
    A Pi- thon
  25. What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You're pointless
  26. What's a swimmers favorite math?
    Dive-ision
  27. Who invented arithmetic?
    Henry th 1/8 (eighth)