Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectA Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectA Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?

Math Puns Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Do you know what seems odd to me?
    Numbers that can't be divided by 2
  2. What do baby parabolas drink?
    quadratic formula
  3. What is a burds favorite subject?
    owl-gebra
  4. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
    Because they will never meet
  5. What do you call an empty parrot cage?
    A polgon (a polly gone)
  6. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate (8) 9
  7. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
    Because it had more cents
  8. Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
    Probably
  9. What do you get when you take the sun and divide it by it's circumference?
    Pi in the sky
  10. What's a swimmers favorite math?
    Dive-ision
  11. How can you make 7 even?
    Subtract the S
  12. WHat did the acorn say when it grew up?
    Ge-om-e-tree
  13. Who invented arithmetic?
    Henry th 1/8 (eighth)
  14. Why was the equal sign so humble?
    They knew they weren't less than or greater than anyone else
  15. What did the zero say to the 8?
    Nice belt!
  16. Why did the two 4s skip lunch?
    because they already 8 (ate)
  17. WHat is a math teahers favorite snake?
    A Pi- thon
  18. Why are you turning in a blank peice of paper?
    All my answers are imaginary numbers
  19. What tables don't we have to learn?
    Dinner tables
  20. What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You're pointless
  21. What is a birds favorite math?
    Owl-gebra
  22. What do you call friends that love math?
    Algebros
  23. What is the math teachers favorite vacation?
    summer
  24. Why did the obtuse angle got to the beach?
    It was over 90 degrees!
  25. Why doesn't anyone talk to circles?
    because there's no point
  26. What's a butterflies favorite subject
    Mothematics
  27. What do you call a number that just can't keep still?
    A Roman (roamin) numeral