MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectowl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectowl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?

Math Puns Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What's a butterflies favorite subject
    Mothematics
  2. What is a burds favorite subject?
    owl-gebra
  3. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
    Because they will never meet
  4. What tables don't we have to learn?
    Dinner tables
  5. What did the zero say to the 8?
    Nice belt!
  6. What do you call friends that love math?
    Algebros
  7. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
    Because it had more cents
  8. What is the math teachers favorite vacation?
    summer
  9. What do baby parabolas drink?
    quadratic formula
  10. Why doesn't anyone talk to circles?
    because there's no point
  11. WHat did the acorn say when it grew up?
    Ge-om-e-tree
  12. Why did the obtuse angle got to the beach?
    It was over 90 degrees!
  13. What is a birds favorite math?
    Owl-gebra
  14. What's a swimmers favorite math?
    Dive-ision
  15. Why was the equal sign so humble?
    They knew they weren't less than or greater than anyone else
  16. Why are you turning in a blank peice of paper?
    All my answers are imaginary numbers
  17. Do you know what seems odd to me?
    Numbers that can't be divided by 2
  18. Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
    Probably
  19. What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You're pointless
  20. Who invented arithmetic?
    Henry th 1/8 (eighth)
  21. Why did the two 4s skip lunch?
    because they already 8 (ate)
  22. WHat is a math teahers favorite snake?
    A Pi- thon
  23. What do you call an empty parrot cage?
    A polgon (a polly gone)
  24. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate (8) 9
  25. How can you make 7 even?
    Subtract the S
  26. What do you call a number that just can't keep still?
    A Roman (roamin) numeral
  27. What do you get when you take the sun and divide it by it's circumference?
    Pi in the sky