Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectA Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectA Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?

Math Puns Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you get when you take the sun and divide it by it's circumference?
    Pi in the sky
  2. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
    Because they will never meet
  3. What's a swimmers favorite math?
    Dive-ision
  4. Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
    Probably
  5. Why are you turning in a blank peice of paper?
    All my answers are imaginary numbers
  6. Why doesn't anyone talk to circles?
    because there's no point
  7. What did the zero say to the 8?
    Nice belt!
  8. Why was the equal sign so humble?
    They knew they weren't less than or greater than anyone else
  9. What do baby parabolas drink?
    quadratic formula
  10. How can you make 7 even?
    Subtract the S
  11. What tables don't we have to learn?
    Dinner tables
  12. What is a birds favorite math?
    Owl-gebra
  13. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate (8) 9
  14. What is the math teachers favorite vacation?
    summer
  15. What do you call an empty parrot cage?
    A polgon (a polly gone)
  16. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
    Because it had more cents
  17. What do you call friends that love math?
    Algebros
  18. WHat did the acorn say when it grew up?
    Ge-om-e-tree
  19. What is a burds favorite subject?
    owl-gebra
  20. Why did the obtuse angle got to the beach?
    It was over 90 degrees!
  21. Who invented arithmetic?
    Henry th 1/8 (eighth)
  22. What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You're pointless
  23. What's a butterflies favorite subject
    Mothematics
  24. What do you call a number that just can't keep still?
    A Roman (roamin) numeral
  25. Do you know what seems odd to me?
    Numbers that can't be divided by 2
  26. WHat is a math teahers favorite snake?
    A Pi- thon
  27. Why did the two 4s skip lunch?
    because they already 8 (ate)