They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectAlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectAlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?

Math Puns Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why was the equal sign so humble?
    They knew they weren't less than or greater than anyone else
  2. WHat did the acorn say when it grew up?
    Ge-om-e-tree
  3. What do you call a number that just can't keep still?
    A Roman (roamin) numeral
  4. Why doesn't anyone talk to circles?
    because there's no point
  5. Why did the obtuse angle got to the beach?
    It was over 90 degrees!
  6. Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
    Probably
  7. What do you call an empty parrot cage?
    A polgon (a polly gone)
  8. What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You're pointless
  9. How can you make 7 even?
    Subtract the S
  10. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
    Because it had more cents
  11. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
    Because they will never meet
  12. What tables don't we have to learn?
    Dinner tables
  13. What's a swimmers favorite math?
    Dive-ision
  14. Why are you turning in a blank peice of paper?
    All my answers are imaginary numbers
  15. Why did the two 4s skip lunch?
    because they already 8 (ate)
  16. What did the zero say to the 8?
    Nice belt!
  17. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate (8) 9
  18. What do you get when you take the sun and divide it by it's circumference?
    Pi in the sky
  19. What do baby parabolas drink?
    quadratic formula
  20. What is a burds favorite subject?
    owl-gebra
  21. Do you know what seems odd to me?
    Numbers that can't be divided by 2
  22. What is the math teachers favorite vacation?
    summer
  23. Who invented arithmetic?
    Henry th 1/8 (eighth)
  24. WHat is a math teahers favorite snake?
    A Pi- thon
  25. What's a butterflies favorite subject
    Mothematics
  26. What do you call friends that love math?
    Algebros
  27. What is a birds favorite math?
    Owl-gebra