Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectowl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectowl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?

Math Puns Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Do you know what seems odd to me?
    Numbers that can't be divided by 2
  2. Why did the two 4s skip lunch?
    because they already 8 (ate)
  3. What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You're pointless
  4. WHat did the acorn say when it grew up?
    Ge-om-e-tree
  5. Why are you turning in a blank peice of paper?
    All my answers are imaginary numbers
  6. What is the math teachers favorite vacation?
    summer
  7. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate (8) 9
  8. What do you call a number that just can't keep still?
    A Roman (roamin) numeral
  9. What's a butterflies favorite subject
    Mothematics
  10. What is a burds favorite subject?
    owl-gebra
  11. What's a swimmers favorite math?
    Dive-ision
  12. What do you call friends that love math?
    Algebros
  13. Why did the obtuse angle got to the beach?
    It was over 90 degrees!
  14. Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
    Probably
  15. What did the zero say to the 8?
    Nice belt!
  16. How can you make 7 even?
    Subtract the S
  17. WHat is a math teahers favorite snake?
    A Pi- thon
  18. Why doesn't anyone talk to circles?
    because there's no point
  19. What is a birds favorite math?
    Owl-gebra
  20. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
    Because it had more cents
  21. Who invented arithmetic?
    Henry th 1/8 (eighth)
  22. What do you get when you take the sun and divide it by it's circumference?
    Pi in the sky
  23. What do baby parabolas drink?
    quadratic formula
  24. Why was the equal sign so humble?
    They knew they weren't less than or greater than anyone else
  25. What tables don't we have to learn?
    Dinner tables
  26. What do you call an empty parrot cage?
    A polgon (a polly gone)
  27. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
    Because they will never meet