DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectBecausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectBecausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?

Math Puns Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What tables don't we have to learn?
    Dinner tables
  2. What is a birds favorite math?
    Owl-gebra
  3. What's a swimmers favorite math?
    Dive-ision
  4. What do you call an empty parrot cage?
    A polgon (a polly gone)
  5. What is a burds favorite subject?
    owl-gebra
  6. What did the zero say to the 8?
    Nice belt!
  7. What is the math teachers favorite vacation?
    summer
  8. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
    Because it had more cents
  9. What's a butterflies favorite subject
    Mothematics
  10. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
    Because they will never meet
  11. What do you call a number that just can't keep still?
    A Roman (roamin) numeral
  12. Why are you turning in a blank peice of paper?
    All my answers are imaginary numbers
  13. How can you make 7 even?
    Subtract the S
  14. WHat did the acorn say when it grew up?
    Ge-om-e-tree
  15. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate (8) 9
  16. What do baby parabolas drink?
    quadratic formula
  17. Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
    Probably
  18. Who invented arithmetic?
    Henry th 1/8 (eighth)
  19. Why was the equal sign so humble?
    They knew they weren't less than or greater than anyone else
  20. Why did the obtuse angle got to the beach?
    It was over 90 degrees!
  21. What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You're pointless
  22. Do you know what seems odd to me?
    Numbers that can't be divided by 2
  23. WHat is a math teahers favorite snake?
    A Pi- thon
  24. What do you get when you take the sun and divide it by it's circumference?
    Pi in the sky
  25. What do you call friends that love math?
    Algebros
  26. Why doesn't anyone talk to circles?
    because there's no point
  27. Why did the two 4s skip lunch?
    because they already 8 (ate)