A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectbecausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectbecausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?

Math Puns Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you call an empty parrot cage?
    A polgon (a polly gone)
  2. Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
    Probably
  3. WHat is a math teahers favorite snake?
    A Pi- thon
  4. Why did the obtuse angle got to the beach?
    It was over 90 degrees!
  5. Do you know what seems odd to me?
    Numbers that can't be divided by 2
  6. What do you get when you take the sun and divide it by it's circumference?
    Pi in the sky
  7. WHat did the acorn say when it grew up?
    Ge-om-e-tree
  8. What do you call a number that just can't keep still?
    A Roman (roamin) numeral
  9. What did the zero say to the 8?
    Nice belt!
  10. What is the math teachers favorite vacation?
    summer
  11. How can you make 7 even?
    Subtract the S
  12. What's a swimmers favorite math?
    Dive-ision
  13. What's a butterflies favorite subject
    Mothematics
  14. Why did the two 4s skip lunch?
    because they already 8 (ate)
  15. What do baby parabolas drink?
    quadratic formula
  16. What is a birds favorite math?
    Owl-gebra
  17. Who invented arithmetic?
    Henry th 1/8 (eighth)
  18. Why are you turning in a blank peice of paper?
    All my answers are imaginary numbers
  19. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate (8) 9
  20. Why doesn't anyone talk to circles?
    because there's no point
  21. What do you call friends that love math?
    Algebros
  22. Why was the equal sign so humble?
    They knew they weren't less than or greater than anyone else
  23. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
    Because they will never meet
  24. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
    Because it had more cents
  25. What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You're pointless
  26. What tables don't we have to learn?
    Dinner tables
  27. What is a burds favorite subject?
    owl-gebra