DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectPi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectPi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?

Math Puns Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What tables don't we have to learn?
    Dinner tables
  2. What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You're pointless
  3. Why doesn't anyone talk to circles?
    because there's no point
  4. What do baby parabolas drink?
    quadratic formula
  5. Why did the obtuse angle got to the beach?
    It was over 90 degrees!
  6. Why was the equal sign so humble?
    They knew they weren't less than or greater than anyone else
  7. How can you make 7 even?
    Subtract the S
  8. What is a birds favorite math?
    Owl-gebra
  9. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
    Because they will never meet
  10. WHat did the acorn say when it grew up?
    Ge-om-e-tree
  11. What do you call an empty parrot cage?
    A polgon (a polly gone)
  12. Do you know what seems odd to me?
    Numbers that can't be divided by 2
  13. What is a burds favorite subject?
    owl-gebra
  14. What do you call a number that just can't keep still?
    A Roman (roamin) numeral
  15. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
    Because it had more cents
  16. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate (8) 9
  17. What's a swimmers favorite math?
    Dive-ision
  18. What's a butterflies favorite subject
    Mothematics
  19. What do you get when you take the sun and divide it by it's circumference?
    Pi in the sky
  20. What is the math teachers favorite vacation?
    summer
  21. Why are you turning in a blank peice of paper?
    All my answers are imaginary numbers
  22. What did the zero say to the 8?
    Nice belt!
  23. WHat is a math teahers favorite snake?
    A Pi- thon
  24. Why did the two 4s skip lunch?
    because they already 8 (ate)
  25. Who invented arithmetic?
    Henry th 1/8 (eighth)
  26. What do you call friends that love math?
    Algebros
  27. Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
    Probably