becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectPi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectPi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?

Math Puns Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why did the two 4s skip lunch?
    because they already 8 (ate)
  2. Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
    Probably
  3. What's a butterflies favorite subject
    Mothematics
  4. What do you get when you take the sun and divide it by it's circumference?
    Pi in the sky
  5. What is a birds favorite math?
    Owl-gebra
  6. What do you call an empty parrot cage?
    A polgon (a polly gone)
  7. What do baby parabolas drink?
    quadratic formula
  8. What's a swimmers favorite math?
    Dive-ision
  9. What do you call friends that love math?
    Algebros
  10. What is the math teachers favorite vacation?
    summer
  11. Why doesn't anyone talk to circles?
    because there's no point
  12. How can you make 7 even?
    Subtract the S
  13. Do you know what seems odd to me?
    Numbers that can't be divided by 2
  14. Why was the equal sign so humble?
    They knew they weren't less than or greater than anyone else
  15. Why did the obtuse angle got to the beach?
    It was over 90 degrees!
  16. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
    Because they will never meet
  17. Why are you turning in a blank peice of paper?
    All my answers are imaginary numbers
  18. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate (8) 9
  19. Who invented arithmetic?
    Henry th 1/8 (eighth)
  20. What is a burds favorite subject?
    owl-gebra
  21. What tables don't we have to learn?
    Dinner tables
  22. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
    Because it had more cents
  23. What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You're pointless
  24. What do you call a number that just can't keep still?
    A Roman (roamin) numeral
  25. WHat is a math teahers favorite snake?
    A Pi- thon
  26. What did the zero say to the 8?
    Nice belt!
  27. WHat did the acorn say when it grew up?
    Ge-om-e-tree