DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectA Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Becauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectA Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?

Math Puns Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What tables don't we have to learn?
    Dinner tables
  2. Why did the two 4s skip lunch?
    because they already 8 (ate)
  3. What is the math teachers favorite vacation?
    summer
  4. Why are you turning in a blank peice of paper?
    All my answers are imaginary numbers
  5. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
    Because it had more cents
  6. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate (8) 9
  7. What's a swimmers favorite math?
    Dive-ision
  8. Why was the equal sign so humble?
    They knew they weren't less than or greater than anyone else
  9. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
    Because they will never meet
  10. What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You're pointless
  11. How can you make 7 even?
    Subtract the S
  12. Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
    Probably
  13. What is a burds favorite subject?
    owl-gebra
  14. Why doesn't anyone talk to circles?
    because there's no point
  15. What do you call an empty parrot cage?
    A polgon (a polly gone)
  16. What's a butterflies favorite subject
    Mothematics
  17. WHat is a math teahers favorite snake?
    A Pi- thon
  18. What do you call a number that just can't keep still?
    A Roman (roamin) numeral
  19. What do baby parabolas drink?
    quadratic formula
  20. What do you call friends that love math?
    Algebros
  21. What do you get when you take the sun and divide it by it's circumference?
    Pi in the sky
  22. Do you know what seems odd to me?
    Numbers that can't be divided by 2
  23. What is a birds favorite math?
    Owl-gebra
  24. Who invented arithmetic?
    Henry th 1/8 (eighth)
  25. Why did the obtuse angle got to the beach?
    It was over 90 degrees!
  26. WHat did the acorn say when it grew up?
    Ge-om-e-tree
  27. What did the zero say to the 8?
    Nice belt!