Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectBecauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?Becausethey willnevermeetWhy is it sadthat parallellines have somuch incommon?ProbablyHave youheard thelateststatisticsjoke?quadraticformulaWhat dobabyparabolasdrink?AlgebrosWhat doyou callfriends thatlove math?Because7 ate (8)9Why is 6afraid of7?Pi inthe skyWhat do youget when youtake the sunand divide it byit'scircumference?A Roman(roamin)numeralWhat do youcall anumber thatjust can'tkeep still?Numbersthat can'tbe dividedby 2Do youknow whatseems oddto me?You'repointlessWhat didthe trianglesay to thecircle?Dive-isionWhat's aswimmersfavoritemath?Owl-gebraWhat is abirdsfavoritemath?becausethere'sno pointWhy doesn'tanyone talkto circles?DinnertablesWhat tablesdon't wehave tolearn?Nicebelt!What didthe zerosay to the8?It wasover 90degrees!Why did theobtuse anglegot to thebeach?Ge-om-e-treeWHat didthe acornsay whenit grew up?becausetheyalready 8(ate)Why didthe two 4sskiplunch?All myanswers areimaginarynumbersWhy are youturning in ablank peiceof paper?Henryth 1/8(eighth)Whoinventedarithmetic?MothematicsWhat's abutterfliesfavoritesubjectBecauseit hadmorecentsWhy didn'tthe quarterroll down thehill with thenickel?A polgon(a pollygone)What do youcall anempty parrotcage?summerWhat is themathteachersfavoritevacation?Subtractthe SHow canyou make7 even?They knewthey weren'tless than orgreater thananyone elseWhy wasthe equalsign sohumble?owl-gebraWhat is aburdsfavoritesubject?A Pi-thonWHat is amath teahersfavoritesnake?

Math Puns Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
    Because they will never meet
  2. Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
    Probably
  3. What do baby parabolas drink?
    quadratic formula
  4. What do you call friends that love math?
    Algebros
  5. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 ate (8) 9
  6. What do you get when you take the sun and divide it by it's circumference?
    Pi in the sky
  7. What do you call a number that just can't keep still?
    A Roman (roamin) numeral
  8. Do you know what seems odd to me?
    Numbers that can't be divided by 2
  9. What did the triangle say to the circle?
    You're pointless
  10. What's a swimmers favorite math?
    Dive-ision
  11. What is a birds favorite math?
    Owl-gebra
  12. Why doesn't anyone talk to circles?
    because there's no point
  13. What tables don't we have to learn?
    Dinner tables
  14. What did the zero say to the 8?
    Nice belt!
  15. Why did the obtuse angle got to the beach?
    It was over 90 degrees!
  16. WHat did the acorn say when it grew up?
    Ge-om-e-tree
  17. Why did the two 4s skip lunch?
    because they already 8 (ate)
  18. Why are you turning in a blank peice of paper?
    All my answers are imaginary numbers
  19. Who invented arithmetic?
    Henry th 1/8 (eighth)
  20. What's a butterflies favorite subject
    Mothematics
  21. Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
    Because it had more cents
  22. What do you call an empty parrot cage?
    A polgon (a polly gone)
  23. What is the math teachers favorite vacation?
    summer
  24. How can you make 7 even?
    Subtract the S
  25. Why was the equal sign so humble?
    They knew they weren't less than or greater than anyone else
  26. What is a burds favorite subject?
    owl-gebra
  27. WHat is a math teahers favorite snake?
    A Pi- thon