Can’t datenoodle boysbecauserequires beingdominatedphysicallyFather’spraise >everything inthe goddamnworldRequiresconsistentvalidationHad crusheson all thedads youbabysat forFriendgroupCEO ofdaddy kinkAttractedsolely toolder menEnjoyschoking alittle toomuchWould sell rightkidney for aconsistentlypresent malefigureAttracted to anyand all menthat mightdisappoint yourfatherAttracted tohappily marriedmen whoactually showup for theirchildrenHas imaginaryfights thatresult inproving menwrongAttractedto maleauthorityfiguresMade of20%resentmentSees moneyas anadequatesubstitute forattentionDaydreamsaboutvalidationfrom oldermenWill trulynever thinkthey're goodenoughHates beingcalled“good”,"innocent" or“pure”No.1champion ofcompletelychecking outDom in thestreets subin thesheetsActs out inorder todisprove the“innocent littlegirl” tropeLeavesbeforegetting leftThinks menare lyingwhen theysay they likeyouWould sell leftkidney for anaffectionatepeck onnose/foreheadWalks on eggshellswhenever men arearound while doingsomething you enjoyout of fear of beingbelittledCan’t datenoodle boysbecauserequires beingdominatedphysicallyFather’spraise >everything inthe goddamnworldRequiresconsistentvalidationHad crusheson all thedads youbabysat forFriendgroupCEO ofdaddy kinkAttractedsolely toolder menEnjoyschoking alittle toomuchWould sell rightkidney for aconsistentlypresent malefigureAttracted to anyand all menthat mightdisappoint yourfatherAttracted tohappily marriedmen whoactually showup for theirchildrenHas imaginaryfights thatresult inproving menwrongAttractedto maleauthorityfiguresMade of20%resentmentSees moneyas anadequatesubstitute forattentionDaydreamsaboutvalidationfrom oldermenWill trulynever thinkthey're goodenoughHates beingcalled“good”,"innocent" or“pure”No.1champion ofcompletelychecking outDom in thestreets subin thesheetsActs out inorder todisprove the“innocent littlegirl” tropeLeavesbeforegetting leftThinks menare lyingwhen theysay they likeyouWould sell leftkidney for anaffectionatepeck onnose/foreheadWalks on eggshellswhenever men arearound while doingsomething you enjoyout of fear of beingbelittled

Daddy Issues - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Can’t date noodle boys because requires being dominated physically
  2. Father’s praise > everything in the goddamn world
  3. Requires consistent validation
  4. Had crushes on all the dads you babysat for
  5. Friend group CEO of daddy kink
  6. Attracted solely to older men
  7. Enjoys choking a little too much
  8. Would sell right kidney for a consistently present male figure
  9. Attracted to any and all men that might disappoint your father
  10. Attracted to happily married men who actually show up for their children
  11. Has imaginary fights that result in proving men wrong
  12. Attracted to male authority figures
  13. Made of 20% resentment
  14. Sees money as an adequate substitute for attention
  15. Daydreams about validation from older men
  16. Will truly never think they're good enough
  17. Hates being called “good”, "innocent" or “pure”
  18. No.1 champion of completely checking out
  19. Dom in the streets sub in the sheets
  20. Acts out in order to disprove the “innocent little girl” trope
  21. Leaves before getting left
  22. Thinks men are lying when they say they like you
  23. Would sell left kidney for an affectionate peck on nose/forehead
  24. Walks on eggshells whenever men are around while doing something you enjoy out of fear of being belittled