TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingThere,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingThere,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  2. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  3. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  4. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  5. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  6. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're
  7. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  8. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  9. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  10. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  11. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  12. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  13. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside
  14. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar
  15. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  16. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  17. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time
  18. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  19. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  20. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  21. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  22. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  23. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  24. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters