Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingA waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingA waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  2. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time
  3. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  4. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  5. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  6. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  7. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  8. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  9. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  10. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're
  11. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  12. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  13. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  14. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  15. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  16. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  17. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  18. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar
  19. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  20. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  21. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside
  22. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  23. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  24. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters