NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingThey sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingThey sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  2. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  3. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  4. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  5. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're
  6. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  7. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters
  8. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  9. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  10. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside
  11. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  12. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  13. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  14. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  15. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  16. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  17. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  18. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  19. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time
  20. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  21. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  22. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  23. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  24. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar