Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingThere,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingThere,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside
  2. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  3. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  4. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  5. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  6. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  7. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  8. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  9. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  10. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time
  11. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  12. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar
  13. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  14. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  15. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  16. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters
  17. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  18. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  19. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  20. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  21. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  22. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  23. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  24. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're