There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingThere,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverything

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're
  2. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  3. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  4. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar
  5. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside
  6. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  7. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  8. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  9. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  10. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  11. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  12. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time
  13. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters
  14. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  15. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  16. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  17. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  18. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  19. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  20. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  21. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  22. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  23. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  24. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?