ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingWith apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingWith apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  2. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  3. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  4. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  5. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  6. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  7. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  8. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  9. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  10. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  11. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're
  12. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  13. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  14. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  15. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  16. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters
  17. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  18. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  19. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  20. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  21. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time
  22. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  23. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar
  24. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside