Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  2. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  3. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  4. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  5. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters
  6. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  7. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  8. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  9. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  10. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  11. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  12. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  13. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  14. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  15. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're
  16. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  17. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  18. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  19. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time
  20. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  21. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside
  22. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  23. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar
  24. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator