Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingAt thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingAt thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  2. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  3. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're
  4. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  5. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time
  6. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  7. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  8. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  9. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  10. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  11. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  12. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  13. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  14. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside
  15. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters
  16. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  17. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  18. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  19. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  20. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  21. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar
  22. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  23. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  24. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School