Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingTo testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingTo testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  2. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  3. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  4. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  5. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  6. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  7. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  8. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  9. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  10. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're
  11. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  12. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  13. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters
  14. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside
  15. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  16. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar
  17. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  18. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  19. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time
  20. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  21. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  22. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  23. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  24. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake