There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingBecausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingBecausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're
  2. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  3. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  4. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  5. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  6. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  7. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  8. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  9. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  10. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  11. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  12. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  13. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  14. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar
  15. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters
  16. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  17. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  18. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  19. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  20. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  21. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time
  22. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  23. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  24. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside