Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingBecausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingBecausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  2. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  3. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  4. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  5. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  6. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters
  7. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  8. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  9. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  10. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  11. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar
  12. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  13. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  14. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  15. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside
  16. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  17. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  18. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  19. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  20. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  21. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  22. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time
  23. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  24. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're