Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside
  2. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  3. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  4. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  5. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  6. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  7. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  8. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're
  9. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  10. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  11. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  12. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  13. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters
  14. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  15. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  16. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  17. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  18. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  19. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  20. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  21. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time
  22. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  23. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  24. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar