A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time
  2. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  3. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  4. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're
  5. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  6. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  7. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters
  8. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  9. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  10. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  11. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  12. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  13. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside
  14. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  15. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar
  16. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  17. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  18. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  19. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  20. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  21. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  22. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  23. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  24. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!