Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingWith apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingWith apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  2. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  3. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  4. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're
  5. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  6. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  7. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  8. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  9. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  10. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  11. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time
  12. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters
  13. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar
  14. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  15. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  16. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  17. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  18. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  19. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  20. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  21. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  22. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  23. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside
  24. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation