YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingTherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingTherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  2. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  3. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters
  4. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  5. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time
  6. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  7. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  8. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're
  9. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  10. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  11. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar
  12. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  13. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  14. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  15. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  16. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  17. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  18. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside
  19. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  20. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  21. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  22. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  23. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  24. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine