ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingBecausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingBecausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  2. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  3. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  4. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  5. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  6. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  7. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  8. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  9. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  10. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  11. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside
  12. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're
  13. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  14. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  15. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  16. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  17. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  18. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters
  19. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  20. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  21. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar
  22. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  23. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  24. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time