(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Why is the math book so unhappy?
Because it's full of problems
What's a teacher's favorite nation?
Expla-nation
How was the Roman empire cut in half?
With a pair of caesars!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An invest -agator
You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Not really
Why did the teacher write on the window?
Because the lesson needed to be clear
Who's the head of the classroom?
The ruler
Because they make up everything
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is the shortest month?
May, it only has three letters
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
To test the waters
Can I ask you a question?
You just have!
Where do young trees go to learn?
Elemtree School
What did one penny say to the other penny?
We make cents!
What do you call a teen that never grows old?
Constantine
Where was the declaration of independence signed?
At the bottom
Why did the student eat thier math homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
You Poke- him-on
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time
Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
Because her students were so bright
Why is a piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are on the inside
What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
There, their, the're
How do basketball players stay cool?
They sit near their fans
What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
The space bar
