Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingMay, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingMay, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?YouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  2. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  3. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  4. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  5. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  6. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  7. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  8. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  9. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside
  10. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  11. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters
  12. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  13. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time
  14. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  15. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  16. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  17. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  18. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  19. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  20. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  21. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  22. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  23. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're
  24. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar