At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingYouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?At thebottomWhere wasthedeclaration ofindependencesigned?TherulerWho's thehead of theclassroom?May, itonly hasthreelettersWhat istheshortestmonth?ConstantineWhat do youcall a teenthat nevergrows old?Expla-nationWhat's ateacher'sfavoritenation?ThespacebarWhat's anastronaut'sfavorite partof thecomputer?Becausethe keysare on theinsideWhy is apiano sohard toopen?NotreallyYou missedschoolyesterday,didn't you?To testthewatersWhy did theteacher jumpinto theocean?With apair ofcaesars!How wasthe Romanempire cutin half?Aninvest -agatorWhat doyou call analligator ina vest?B!What doyou callbears withno ears?Because theteacher toldthem it wasa piece ofcakeWhy did thestudent eatthier mathhomework?Youjusthave!Can I askyou aquestion?Becauseit's full ofproblemsWhy isthe mathbook sounhappy?Becausethe lessonneeded tobe clearWhy did theteacher writeon thewindow?There,their,the'reWhat do yousay tocomfort agrammarteacher?Because herstudentswere sobrightWhy did theteacher wearsunglassess?ElemtreeSchoolWhere doyoungtrees goto learn?They sitneartheir fansHow dobasketballplayersstay cool?Whyshouldn'tyou trustatoms?Becausethey makeupeverythingYouPoke-him-onHow doyou getPikachu onthe bus?Wemakecents!What didone pennysay to theother penny?A waistof timeWhat do youcall a beltmade ofwatches?

ASC Pun Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
    At the bottom
  2. Who's the head of the classroom?
    The ruler
  3. What is the shortest month?
    May, it only has three letters
  4. What do you call a teen that never grows old?
    Constantine
  5. What's a teacher's favorite nation?
    Expla-nation
  6. What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
    The space bar
  7. Why is a piano so hard to open?
    Because the keys are on the inside
  8. You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
    Not really
  9. Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
    To test the waters
  10. How was the Roman empire cut in half?
    With a pair of caesars!
  11. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An invest -agator
  12. What do you call bears with no ears?
    B!
  13. Why did the student eat thier math homework?
    Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake
  14. Can I ask you a question?
    You just have!
  15. Why is the math book so unhappy?
    Because it's full of problems
  16. Why did the teacher write on the window?
    Because the lesson needed to be clear
  17. What do you say to comfort a grammar teacher?
    There, their, the're
  18. Why did the teacher wear sunglassess?
    Because her students were so bright
  19. Where do young trees go to learn?
    Elemtree School
  20. How do basketball players stay cool?
    They sit near their fans
  21. Because they make up everything
    Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
  22. How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
    You Poke- him-on
  23. What did one penny say to the other penny?
    We make cents!
  24. What do you call a belt made of watches?
    A waist of time