You’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.Now is ittime to goskydiving?60 isn’told, it’sclassicGrowing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.The best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.Maker oftheOlympicsBestAxBoardSeniorDiscounttimeYou’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.You know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.20 atheartIn dogyears,you're like420Counting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfYoumake 60look goodOverthe HillAge isjust anumber60 is only15 inScrabbleYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!Happybirthday!CrazyObstacleCourseThis is yoursecond timeturning 30Unfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.60 yearsyoung,living thedreamYour secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.NaptimeYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.Now is ittime to goskydiving?60 isn’told, it’sclassicGrowing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.The best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.Maker oftheOlympicsBestAxBoardSeniorDiscounttimeYou’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.You know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.20 atheartIn dogyears,you're like420Counting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfYoumake 60look goodOverthe HillAge isjust anumber60 is only15 inScrabbleYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!Happybirthday!CrazyObstacleCourseThis is yoursecond timeturning 30Unfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.60 yearsyoung,living thedreamYour secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.Naptime

Uncle Carl's bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You’re not 60, You’re 18 with 42 years experience.
  2. Now is it time to go skydiving?
  3. 60 isn’t old, it’s classic
  4. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  5. The best part of being sixty, is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet.
  6. Maker of the Olympics
  7. Best Ax Board
  8. Senior Discount time
  9. You’re just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old.
  10. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  11. 20 at heart
  12. In dog years, you're like 420
  13. Counting To Sixty Is An Exercise In Itself
  14. You make 60 look good
  15. Over the Hill
  16. Age is just a number
  17. 60 is only 15 in Scrabble
  18. You look 30. You feel 16. You act 14. That must make you 60!
  19. Happy birthday!
  20. Crazy Obstacle Course
  21. This is your second time turning 30
  22. Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall.
  23. 60 years young, living the dream
  24. Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th… I mean 40th birthday.
  25. Nap time