Growing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.If youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have to 60 isn’told, it’sclassic20 atheartYou know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.SeniorDiscounttimeThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.Unfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Aged toperfectionToday’schecklist: Wakeup, Turn 60, BeAwesomeMaker oftheOlympics60 is only15 inScrabbleNaptime60 yearsyoung,living thedreamCounting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfFrom 0 to 60in1,893,456,000seconds In dogyears,you're like420You’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.Happybirthday!Your secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.You look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!You’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.I’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillageless BestAxBoardCrazyObstacleCourseNow is ittime to goskydiving?Age isjust anumberYoumake 60look goodThis is yoursecond timeturning 30Overthe HillGrowing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.If youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have to 60 isn’told, it’sclassic20 atheartYou know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.SeniorDiscounttimeThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.Unfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Aged toperfectionToday’schecklist: Wakeup, Turn 60, BeAwesomeMaker oftheOlympics60 is only15 inScrabbleNaptime60 yearsyoung,living thedreamCounting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfFrom 0 to 60in1,893,456,000seconds In dogyears,you're like420You’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.Happybirthday!Your secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.You look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!You’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.I’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillageless BestAxBoardCrazyObstacleCourseNow is ittime to goskydiving?Age isjust anumberYoumake 60look goodThis is yoursecond timeturning 30Overthe Hill

Uncle Carl's bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  2. If you haven't grown up by age 60, you don’t have to
  3. 60 isn’t old, it’s classic
  4. 20 at heart
  5. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  6. Senior Discount time
  7. The best part of being sixty, is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet.
  8. Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall.
  9. Aged to perfection Today’s checklist: Wake up, Turn 60, Be Awesome
  10. Maker of the Olympics
  11. 60 is only 15 in Scrabble
  12. Nap time
  13. 60 years young, living the dream
  14. Counting To Sixty Is An Exercise In Itself
  15. From 0 to 60 in 1,893,456,000 seconds
  16. In dog years, you're like 420
  17. You’re just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old.
  18. Happy birthday!
  19. Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th… I mean 40th birthday.
  20. You look 30. You feel 16. You act 14. That must make you 60!
  21. You’re not 60, You’re 18 with 42 years experience.
  22. I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless
  23. Best Ax Board
  24. Crazy Obstacle Course
  25. Now is it time to go skydiving?
  26. Age is just a number
  27. You make 60 look good
  28. This is your second time turning 30
  29. Over the Hill