This is yoursecond timeturning 30You know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.Happybirthday!Growing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.I’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillageless Your secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.Youmake 60look goodBestAxBoardYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!In dogyears,you're like420Aged toperfectionToday’schecklist: Wakeup, Turn 60, BeAwesomeYou’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.Overthe Hill20 atheartSeniorDiscounttimeIf youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have to The best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.Now is ittime to goskydiving?You’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.Unfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Maker oftheOlympicsNaptimeAge isjust anumber60 is only15 inScrabbleCrazyObstacleCourse60 isn’told, it’sclassicFrom 0 to 60in1,893,456,000seconds Counting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItself60 yearsyoung,living thedreamThis is yoursecond timeturning 30You know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.Happybirthday!Growing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.I’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillageless Your secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.Youmake 60look goodBestAxBoardYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!In dogyears,you're like420Aged toperfectionToday’schecklist: Wakeup, Turn 60, BeAwesomeYou’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.Overthe Hill20 atheartSeniorDiscounttimeIf youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have to The best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.Now is ittime to goskydiving?You’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.Unfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Maker oftheOlympicsNaptimeAge isjust anumber60 is only15 inScrabbleCrazyObstacleCourse60 isn’told, it’sclassicFrom 0 to 60in1,893,456,000seconds Counting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItself60 yearsyoung,living thedream

Uncle Carl's bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. This is your second time turning 30
  2. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  3. Happy birthday!
  4. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  5. I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless
  6. Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th… I mean 40th birthday.
  7. You make 60 look good
  8. Best Ax Board
  9. You look 30. You feel 16. You act 14. That must make you 60!
  10. In dog years, you're like 420
  11. Aged to perfection Today’s checklist: Wake up, Turn 60, Be Awesome
  12. You’re just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old.
  13. Over the Hill
  14. 20 at heart
  15. Senior Discount time
  16. If you haven't grown up by age 60, you don’t have to
  17. The best part of being sixty, is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet.
  18. Now is it time to go skydiving?
  19. You’re not 60, You’re 18 with 42 years experience.
  20. Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall.
  21. Maker of the Olympics
  22. Nap time
  23. Age is just a number
  24. 60 is only 15 in Scrabble
  25. Crazy Obstacle Course
  26. 60 isn’t old, it’s classic
  27. From 0 to 60 in 1,893,456,000 seconds
  28. Counting To Sixty Is An Exercise In Itself
  29. 60 years young, living the dream