SeniorDiscounttimeCounting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.Age isjust anumberAged toperfectionToday’schecklist: Wakeup, Turn 60, BeAwesomeFrom 0 to 60in1,893,456,000seconds 60 yearsyoung,living thedreamMaker oftheOlympics60 is only15 inScrabbleNow is ittime to goskydiving?Unfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Youmake 60look goodHappybirthday!CrazyObstacleCourseBestAxBoardYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.NaptimeYour secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.You’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.If youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have to You look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!You know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.60 isn’told, it’sclassicThis is yoursecond timeturning 3020 atheartI’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillageless Overthe HillGrowing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.In dogyears,you're like420SeniorDiscounttimeCounting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.Age isjust anumberAged toperfectionToday’schecklist: Wakeup, Turn 60, BeAwesomeFrom 0 to 60in1,893,456,000seconds 60 yearsyoung,living thedreamMaker oftheOlympics60 is only15 inScrabbleNow is ittime to goskydiving?Unfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Youmake 60look goodHappybirthday!CrazyObstacleCourseBestAxBoardYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.NaptimeYour secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.You’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.If youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have to You look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!You know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.60 isn’told, it’sclassicThis is yoursecond timeturning 3020 atheartI’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillageless Overthe HillGrowing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.In dogyears,you're like420

Uncle Carl's bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Senior Discount time
  2. Counting To Sixty Is An Exercise In Itself
  3. The best part of being sixty, is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet.
  4. Age is just a number
  5. Aged to perfection Today’s checklist: Wake up, Turn 60, Be Awesome
  6. From 0 to 60 in 1,893,456,000 seconds
  7. 60 years young, living the dream
  8. Maker of the Olympics
  9. 60 is only 15 in Scrabble
  10. Now is it time to go skydiving?
  11. Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall.
  12. You make 60 look good
  13. Happy birthday!
  14. Crazy Obstacle Course
  15. Best Ax Board
  16. You’re not 60, You’re 18 with 42 years experience.
  17. Nap time
  18. Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th… I mean 40th birthday.
  19. You’re just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old.
  20. If you haven't grown up by age 60, you don’t have to
  21. You look 30. You feel 16. You act 14. That must make you 60!
  22. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  23. 60 isn’t old, it’s classic
  24. This is your second time turning 30
  25. 20 at heart
  26. I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless
  27. Over the Hill
  28. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  29. In dog years, you're like 420