This is yoursecond timeturning 30Growing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.Aged toperfectionToday’schecklist: Wakeup, Turn 60, BeAwesomeYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!CrazyObstacleCourse20 atheartHappybirthday!I’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillageless SeniorDiscounttimeFrom 0 to 60in1,893,456,000seconds Now is ittime to goskydiving?60 isn’told, it’sclassicYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.60 is only15 inScrabbleThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.In dogyears,you're like420If youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have to Unfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Your secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.NaptimeAge isjust anumberCounting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfYoumake 60look goodYou know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.Overthe HillYou’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.Maker oftheOlympics60 yearsyoung,living thedreamBestAxBoardThis is yoursecond timeturning 30Growing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.Aged toperfectionToday’schecklist: Wakeup, Turn 60, BeAwesomeYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!CrazyObstacleCourse20 atheartHappybirthday!I’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillageless SeniorDiscounttimeFrom 0 to 60in1,893,456,000seconds Now is ittime to goskydiving?60 isn’told, it’sclassicYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.60 is only15 inScrabbleThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.In dogyears,you're like420If youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have to Unfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Your secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.NaptimeAge isjust anumberCounting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfYoumake 60look goodYou know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.Overthe HillYou’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.Maker oftheOlympics60 yearsyoung,living thedreamBestAxBoard

Uncle Carl's bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. This is your second time turning 30
  2. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  3. Aged to perfection Today’s checklist: Wake up, Turn 60, Be Awesome
  4. You look 30. You feel 16. You act 14. That must make you 60!
  5. Crazy Obstacle Course
  6. 20 at heart
  7. Happy birthday!
  8. I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless
  9. Senior Discount time
  10. From 0 to 60 in 1,893,456,000 seconds
  11. Now is it time to go skydiving?
  12. 60 isn’t old, it’s classic
  13. You’re not 60, You’re 18 with 42 years experience.
  14. 60 is only 15 in Scrabble
  15. The best part of being sixty, is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet.
  16. In dog years, you're like 420
  17. If you haven't grown up by age 60, you don’t have to
  18. Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall.
  19. Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th… I mean 40th birthday.
  20. Nap time
  21. Age is just a number
  22. Counting To Sixty Is An Exercise In Itself
  23. You make 60 look good
  24. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  25. Over the Hill
  26. You’re just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old.
  27. Maker of the Olympics
  28. 60 years young, living the dream
  29. Best Ax Board