Maker oftheOlympicsYou know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.Your secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.NaptimeIn dogyears,you're like420BestAxBoardSeniorDiscounttimeHappybirthday!Age isjust anumberCrazyObstacleCourseYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.60 yearsyoung,living thedreamGrowing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.Counting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfYou’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.60 isn’told, it’sclassicThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.60 is only15 inScrabbleUnfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Now is ittime to goskydiving?This is yoursecond timeturning 3020 atheartYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!Aged toperfectionToday’schecklist: Wakeup, Turn 60, BeAwesomeOverthe HillYoumake 60look goodIf youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have to I’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillageless From 0 to 60in1,893,456,000seconds Maker oftheOlympicsYou know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.Your secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.NaptimeIn dogyears,you're like420BestAxBoardSeniorDiscounttimeHappybirthday!Age isjust anumberCrazyObstacleCourseYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.60 yearsyoung,living thedreamGrowing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.Counting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfYou’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.60 isn’told, it’sclassicThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.60 is only15 inScrabbleUnfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Now is ittime to goskydiving?This is yoursecond timeturning 3020 atheartYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!Aged toperfectionToday’schecklist: Wakeup, Turn 60, BeAwesomeOverthe HillYoumake 60look goodIf youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have to I’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillageless From 0 to 60in1,893,456,000seconds 

Uncle Carl's bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Maker of the Olympics
  2. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  3. Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th… I mean 40th birthday.
  4. Nap time
  5. In dog years, you're like 420
  6. Best Ax Board
  7. Senior Discount time
  8. Happy birthday!
  9. Age is just a number
  10. Crazy Obstacle Course
  11. You’re not 60, You’re 18 with 42 years experience.
  12. 60 years young, living the dream
  13. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  14. Counting To Sixty Is An Exercise In Itself
  15. You’re just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old.
  16. 60 isn’t old, it’s classic
  17. The best part of being sixty, is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet.
  18. 60 is only 15 in Scrabble
  19. Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall.
  20. Now is it time to go skydiving?
  21. This is your second time turning 30
  22. 20 at heart
  23. You look 30. You feel 16. You act 14. That must make you 60!
  24. Aged to perfection Today’s checklist: Wake up, Turn 60, Be Awesome
  25. Over the Hill
  26. You make 60 look good
  27. If you haven't grown up by age 60, you don’t have to
  28. I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless
  29. From 0 to 60 in 1,893,456,000 seconds