This is yoursecond timeturning 30From 0 to 60in1,893,456,000secondsIn dogyears,you're like420Now is ittime to goskydiving?You’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.Overthe HillYoumake 60look goodUnfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.NaptimeYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.You look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!BestAxBoardToday’schecklist:Wake up,Turn 60, BeAwesomeCrazyObstacleCourseIf youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have toThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.20 atheartYou know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.60 is only15 inScrabble60 yearsyoung,living thedreamAge isjust anumber60 isn’told, it’sclassicSeniorDiscounttimeGrowing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.Maker oftheOlympicsYour secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.Aged toperfectionI’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillagelessHappybirthday!Counting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfThis is yoursecond timeturning 30From 0 to 60in1,893,456,000secondsIn dogyears,you're like420Now is ittime to goskydiving?You’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.Overthe HillYoumake 60look goodUnfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.NaptimeYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.You look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!BestAxBoardToday’schecklist:Wake up,Turn 60, BeAwesomeCrazyObstacleCourseIf youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have toThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.20 atheartYou know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.60 is only15 inScrabble60 yearsyoung,living thedreamAge isjust anumber60 isn’told, it’sclassicSeniorDiscounttimeGrowing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.Maker oftheOlympicsYour secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.Aged toperfectionI’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillagelessHappybirthday!Counting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItself

Uncle Carl's Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. This is your second time turning 30
  2. From 0 to 60 in 1,893,456,000 seconds
  3. In dog years, you're like 420
  4. Now is it time to go skydiving?
  5. You’re just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old.
  6. Over the Hill
  7. You make 60 look good
  8. Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall.
  9. Nap time
  10. You’re not 60, You’re 18 with 42 years experience.
  11. You look 30. You feel 16. You act 14. That must make you 60!
  12. Best Ax Board
  13. Today’s checklist: Wake up, Turn 60, Be Awesome
  14. Crazy Obstacle Course
  15. If you haven't grown up by age 60, you don’t have to
  16. The best part of being sixty, is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet.
  17. 20 at heart
  18. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  19. 60 is only 15 in Scrabble
  20. 60 years young, living the dream
  21. Age is just a number
  22. 60 isn’t old, it’s classic
  23. Senior Discount time
  24. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  25. Maker of the Olympics
  26. Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th… I mean 40th birthday.
  27. Aged to perfection
  28. I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless
  29. Happy birthday!
  30. Counting To Sixty Is An Exercise In Itself