In dogyears,you're like420Counting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfMaker oftheOlympicsYoumake 60look goodThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.CrazyObstacleCourseUnfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.I’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillagelessYou’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.If youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have toAge isjust anumber60 is only15 inScrabbleYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!SeniorDiscounttimeHappybirthday!Today’schecklist:Wake up,Turn 60, BeAwesome60 yearsyoung,living thedreamYour secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.From 0 to 60in1,893,456,000secondsNow is ittime to goskydiving?Growing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.Overthe HillNaptimeAged toperfection60 isn’told, it’sclassicThis is yoursecond timeturning 30You know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.20 atheartYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.BestAxBoardIn dogyears,you're like420Counting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfMaker oftheOlympicsYoumake 60look goodThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.CrazyObstacleCourseUnfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.I’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillagelessYou’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.If youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have toAge isjust anumber60 is only15 inScrabbleYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!SeniorDiscounttimeHappybirthday!Today’schecklist:Wake up,Turn 60, BeAwesome60 yearsyoung,living thedreamYour secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.From 0 to 60in1,893,456,000secondsNow is ittime to goskydiving?Growing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.Overthe HillNaptimeAged toperfection60 isn’told, it’sclassicThis is yoursecond timeturning 30You know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.20 atheartYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.BestAxBoard

Uncle Carl's Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. In dog years, you're like 420
  2. Counting To Sixty Is An Exercise In Itself
  3. Maker of the Olympics
  4. You make 60 look good
  5. The best part of being sixty, is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet.
  6. Crazy Obstacle Course
  7. Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall.
  8. I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless
  9. You’re just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old.
  10. If you haven't grown up by age 60, you don’t have to
  11. Age is just a number
  12. 60 is only 15 in Scrabble
  13. You look 30. You feel 16. You act 14. That must make you 60!
  14. Senior Discount time
  15. Happy birthday!
  16. Today’s checklist: Wake up, Turn 60, Be Awesome
  17. 60 years young, living the dream
  18. Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th… I mean 40th birthday.
  19. From 0 to 60 in 1,893,456,000 seconds
  20. Now is it time to go skydiving?
  21. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  22. Over the Hill
  23. Nap time
  24. Aged to perfection
  25. 60 isn’t old, it’s classic
  26. This is your second time turning 30
  27. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  28. 20 at heart
  29. You’re not 60, You’re 18 with 42 years experience.
  30. Best Ax Board