Maker oftheOlympicsCounting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!You know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.Today’schecklist:Wake up,Turn 60, BeAwesome60 isn’told, it’sclassicYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.CrazyObstacleCourse60 yearsyoung,living thedreamOverthe HillHappybirthday!Your secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.This is yoursecond timeturning 3020 atheartThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.You’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.SeniorDiscounttime60 is only15 inScrabbleBestAxBoardNow is ittime to goskydiving?Aged toperfectionYoumake 60look goodI’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillagelessUnfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Growing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.Age isjust anumberIn dogyears,you're like420From 0 to 60in1,893,456,000secondsNaptimeIf youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have toMaker oftheOlympicsCounting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!You know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.Today’schecklist:Wake up,Turn 60, BeAwesome60 isn’told, it’sclassicYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.CrazyObstacleCourse60 yearsyoung,living thedreamOverthe HillHappybirthday!Your secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.This is yoursecond timeturning 3020 atheartThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.You’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.SeniorDiscounttime60 is only15 inScrabbleBestAxBoardNow is ittime to goskydiving?Aged toperfectionYoumake 60look goodI’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillagelessUnfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Growing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.Age isjust anumberIn dogyears,you're like420From 0 to 60in1,893,456,000secondsNaptimeIf youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have to

Uncle Carl's Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
  1. Maker of the Olympics
  2. Counting To Sixty Is An Exercise In Itself
  3. You look 30. You feel 16. You act 14. That must make you 60!
  4. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  5. Today’s checklist: Wake up, Turn 60, Be Awesome
  6. 60 isn’t old, it’s classic
  7. You’re not 60, You’re 18 with 42 years experience.
  8. Crazy Obstacle Course
  9. 60 years young, living the dream
  10. Over the Hill
  11. Happy birthday!
  12. Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th… I mean 40th birthday.
  13. This is your second time turning 30
  14. 20 at heart
  15. The best part of being sixty, is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet.
  16. You’re just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old.
  17. Senior Discount time
  18. 60 is only 15 in Scrabble
  19. Best Ax Board
  20. Now is it time to go skydiving?
  21. Aged to perfection
  22. You make 60 look good
  23. I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless
  24. Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall.
  25. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  26. Age is just a number
  27. In dog years, you're like 420
  28. From 0 to 60 in 1,893,456,000 seconds
  29. Nap time
  30. If you haven't grown up by age 60, you don’t have to