SeniorDiscounttimeAged toperfection60 is only15 inScrabble20 atheartThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.Now is ittime to goskydiving?This is yoursecond timeturning 30Overthe HillYoumake 60look goodBestAxBoardYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!CrazyObstacleCourseI’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillageless60 yearsyoung,living thedreamYou’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.Your secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.Today’schecklist:Wake up,Turn 60, BeAwesomeUnfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Growing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.Maker oftheOlympicsYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.Counting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfYou know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.In dogyears,you're like42060 isn’told, it’sclassicIf youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have toHappybirthday!NaptimeFrom 0 to 60in1,893,456,000secondsAge isjust anumberSeniorDiscounttimeAged toperfection60 is only15 inScrabble20 atheartThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.Now is ittime to goskydiving?This is yoursecond timeturning 30Overthe HillYoumake 60look goodBestAxBoardYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!CrazyObstacleCourseI’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillageless60 yearsyoung,living thedreamYou’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.Your secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.Today’schecklist:Wake up,Turn 60, BeAwesomeUnfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Growing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.Maker oftheOlympicsYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.Counting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfYou know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.In dogyears,you're like42060 isn’told, it’sclassicIf youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have toHappybirthday!NaptimeFrom 0 to 60in1,893,456,000secondsAge isjust anumber

Uncle Carl's Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Senior Discount time
  2. Aged to perfection
  3. 60 is only 15 in Scrabble
  4. 20 at heart
  5. The best part of being sixty, is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet.
  6. Now is it time to go skydiving?
  7. This is your second time turning 30
  8. Over the Hill
  9. You make 60 look good
  10. Best Ax Board
  11. You look 30. You feel 16. You act 14. That must make you 60!
  12. Crazy Obstacle Course
  13. I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless
  14. 60 years young, living the dream
  15. You’re just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old.
  16. Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th… I mean 40th birthday.
  17. Today’s checklist: Wake up, Turn 60, Be Awesome
  18. Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall.
  19. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  20. Maker of the Olympics
  21. You’re not 60, You’re 18 with 42 years experience.
  22. Counting To Sixty Is An Exercise In Itself
  23. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  24. In dog years, you're like 420
  25. 60 isn’t old, it’s classic
  26. If you haven't grown up by age 60, you don’t have to
  27. Happy birthday!
  28. Nap time
  29. From 0 to 60 in 1,893,456,000 seconds
  30. Age is just a number