Overthe HillUnfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Youmake 60look goodThis is yoursecond timeturning 30Age isjust anumberYour secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.Aged toperfection60 is only15 inScrabbleNow is ittime to goskydiving?Today’schecklist:Wake up,Turn 60, BeAwesomeGrowing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.You’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.60 isn’told, it’sclassicYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.I’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillagelessYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!If youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have toNaptimeCounting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItself60 yearsyoung,living thedreamSeniorDiscounttimeMaker oftheOlympicsCrazyObstacleCourse20 atheartFrom 0 to 60in1,893,456,000secondsIn dogyears,you're like420BestAxBoardYou know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.The best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.Happybirthday!Overthe HillUnfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Youmake 60look goodThis is yoursecond timeturning 30Age isjust anumberYour secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.Aged toperfection60 is only15 inScrabbleNow is ittime to goskydiving?Today’schecklist:Wake up,Turn 60, BeAwesomeGrowing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.You’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.60 isn’told, it’sclassicYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.I’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillagelessYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!If youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have toNaptimeCounting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItself60 yearsyoung,living thedreamSeniorDiscounttimeMaker oftheOlympicsCrazyObstacleCourse20 atheartFrom 0 to 60in1,893,456,000secondsIn dogyears,you're like420BestAxBoardYou know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.The best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.Happybirthday!

Uncle Carl's Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Over the Hill
  2. Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall.
  3. You make 60 look good
  4. This is your second time turning 30
  5. Age is just a number
  6. Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th… I mean 40th birthday.
  7. Aged to perfection
  8. 60 is only 15 in Scrabble
  9. Now is it time to go skydiving?
  10. Today’s checklist: Wake up, Turn 60, Be Awesome
  11. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  12. You’re just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old.
  13. 60 isn’t old, it’s classic
  14. You’re not 60, You’re 18 with 42 years experience.
  15. I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless
  16. You look 30. You feel 16. You act 14. That must make you 60!
  17. If you haven't grown up by age 60, you don’t have to
  18. Nap time
  19. Counting To Sixty Is An Exercise In Itself
  20. 60 years young, living the dream
  21. Senior Discount time
  22. Maker of the Olympics
  23. Crazy Obstacle Course
  24. 20 at heart
  25. From 0 to 60 in 1,893,456,000 seconds
  26. In dog years, you're like 420
  27. Best Ax Board
  28. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  29. The best part of being sixty, is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet.
  30. Happy birthday!