CrazyObstacleCourseIn dogyears,you're like420Growing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.I’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillageless60 isn’told, it’sclassicUnfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Naptime20 atheartOverthe HillThis is yoursecond timeturning 30You look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!Maker oftheOlympics60 yearsyoung,living thedreamIf youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have toAged toperfectionYou know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.From 0 to 60in1,893,456,000secondsHappybirthday!BestAxBoardYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.Now is ittime to goskydiving?Your secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.Today’schecklist:Wake up,Turn 60, BeAwesomeThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.60 is only15 inScrabbleCounting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfYoumake 60look goodAge isjust anumberYou’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.SeniorDiscounttimeCrazyObstacleCourseIn dogyears,you're like420Growing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.I’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillageless60 isn’told, it’sclassicUnfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.Naptime20 atheartOverthe HillThis is yoursecond timeturning 30You look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!Maker oftheOlympics60 yearsyoung,living thedreamIf youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have toAged toperfectionYou know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.From 0 to 60in1,893,456,000secondsHappybirthday!BestAxBoardYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.Now is ittime to goskydiving?Your secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.Today’schecklist:Wake up,Turn 60, BeAwesomeThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.60 is only15 inScrabbleCounting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfYoumake 60look goodAge isjust anumberYou’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.SeniorDiscounttime

Uncle Carl's Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Crazy Obstacle Course
  2. In dog years, you're like 420
  3. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  4. I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless
  5. 60 isn’t old, it’s classic
  6. Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall.
  7. Nap time
  8. 20 at heart
  9. Over the Hill
  10. This is your second time turning 30
  11. You look 30. You feel 16. You act 14. That must make you 60!
  12. Maker of the Olympics
  13. 60 years young, living the dream
  14. If you haven't grown up by age 60, you don’t have to
  15. Aged to perfection
  16. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  17. From 0 to 60 in 1,893,456,000 seconds
  18. Happy birthday!
  19. Best Ax Board
  20. You’re not 60, You’re 18 with 42 years experience.
  21. Now is it time to go skydiving?
  22. Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th… I mean 40th birthday.
  23. Today’s checklist: Wake up, Turn 60, Be Awesome
  24. The best part of being sixty, is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet.
  25. 60 is only 15 in Scrabble
  26. Counting To Sixty Is An Exercise In Itself
  27. You make 60 look good
  28. Age is just a number
  29. You’re just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old.
  30. Senior Discount time