From 0 to 60in1,893,456,000secondsOverthe Hill60 yearsyoung,living thedreamAged toperfectionI’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillagelessYoumake 60look goodAge isjust anumberGrowing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.BestAxBoard60 isn’told, it’sclassicHappybirthday!Today’schecklist:Wake up,Turn 60, BeAwesomeIn dogyears,you're like420SeniorDiscounttimeIf youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have toThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.Your secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.60 is only15 inScrabbleYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.CrazyObstacleCourseNow is ittime to goskydiving?Maker oftheOlympicsUnfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.This is yoursecond timeturning 30Counting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!You know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.You’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.Naptime20 atheartFrom 0 to 60in1,893,456,000secondsOverthe Hill60 yearsyoung,living thedreamAged toperfectionI’m happy toreport thatmy innerchild is stillagelessYoumake 60look goodAge isjust anumberGrowing oldismandatory;growing upis optional.BestAxBoard60 isn’told, it’sclassicHappybirthday!Today’schecklist:Wake up,Turn 60, BeAwesomeIn dogyears,you're like420SeniorDiscounttimeIf youhaven'tgrown up byage 60, youdon’t have toThe best part ofbeing sixty, isthat you did allyour stupid stuffbefore theinternet.Your secret issafe with me.Congratulationson your 60th…I mean 40thbirthday.60 is only15 inScrabbleYou’re not60, You’re 18with 42yearsexperience.CrazyObstacleCourseNow is ittime to goskydiving?Maker oftheOlympicsUnfortunately,your birthdaycake wasdeemed unsafeby the firemarshall.This is yoursecond timeturning 30Counting ToSixty Is AnExercise InItselfYou look 30.You feel 16.You act 14.That mustmake you 60!You know youare getting oldwhen thecandles costmore than thecake.You’re justthe right ageto be myfavorite 60-year-old.Naptime20 atheart

Uncle Carl's Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. From 0 to 60 in 1,893,456,000 seconds
  2. Over the Hill
  3. 60 years young, living the dream
  4. Aged to perfection
  5. I’m happy to report that my inner child is still ageless
  6. You make 60 look good
  7. Age is just a number
  8. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  9. Best Ax Board
  10. 60 isn’t old, it’s classic
  11. Happy birthday!
  12. Today’s checklist: Wake up, Turn 60, Be Awesome
  13. In dog years, you're like 420
  14. Senior Discount time
  15. If you haven't grown up by age 60, you don’t have to
  16. The best part of being sixty, is that you did all your stupid stuff before the internet.
  17. Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th… I mean 40th birthday.
  18. 60 is only 15 in Scrabble
  19. You’re not 60, You’re 18 with 42 years experience.
  20. Crazy Obstacle Course
  21. Now is it time to go skydiving?
  22. Maker of the Olympics
  23. Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall.
  24. This is your second time turning 30
  25. Counting To Sixty Is An Exercise In Itself
  26. You look 30. You feel 16. You act 14. That must make you 60!
  27. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
  28. You’re just the right age to be my favorite 60-year-old.
  29. Nap time
  30. 20 at heart