(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Complaint
about teammates ratting (while clearly displaying their rat spots)
"My k/d is 0.3 why am I matched
against sweaty bald Wraiths?"
"Where is 120FPS on console?"
"Why did I get only 8 bonus points for 17 kills?"
A new world-record for fastest Wraith disconnecting when downed
"The new ranked system is great, you're all just crybabies"
Far-fetched game suggestion (e.g. a Doritos-sponsored skin for Revenant)
"I'm being rolled by Pred stacks in pubs!"
Meta-post about matchmaking:
"Why are all posts about matchmaking?"
Loot pool complaint: "I can't find guns/ shields!"
Bug/glitch complaint
"Solo Q is impossible with the new matchmaking"
"The new ranked system sucks!"
"Here is how to fix matchmaking"
(then it's a stupid solution like matching players by country GDP)
"I'm being rolled by 4K/20 bomb bald wraiths in ranked!"
A Wattson/Wraith drawing made on a school notebook
"Random teammates just want to rat!"
"OMG LOOK AT THIS PLAY"
and it's just an unedited 45sec long clip with a 2v3 in the end
Incredibly detailed concept of a
new legend / gun / ability that EA/Respawn obviously are not going to implement
Philosophical
rant about SBMM - "Y'all facing your true skill rating and that's your worst fear"
Esoteric matchmaking
post: "Respawn is
playing mind games
and changing SBMM for each player!"
Those "Finishing every legendary" video edits
"I gave up Apex because of the matchmaking"
"Where is cross-progression?
It's been EIGHTEEN seasons!"
