(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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"Why did I get only 8 bonus points for 17 kills?"
"Random teammates just want to rat!"
"My k/d is 0.3 why am I matched
against sweaty bald Wraiths?"
"Here is how to fix matchmaking"
(then it's a stupid solution like matching players by country GDP)
Those "Finishing every legendary" video edits
"Solo Q is impossible with the new matchmaking"
"I'm being rolled by 4K/20 bomb bald wraiths in ranked!"
Philosophical
rant about SBMM - "Y'all facing your true skill rating and that's your worst fear"
"I'm being rolled by Pred stacks in pubs!"
Esoteric matchmaking
post: "Respawn is
playing mind games
and changing SBMM for each player!"
"The new ranked system is great, you're all just crybabies"
Far-fetched game suggestion (e.g. a Doritos-sponsored skin for Revenant)
"The new ranked system sucks!"
"I gave up Apex because of the matchmaking"
Complaint
about teammates ratting (while clearly displaying their rat spots)
Bug/glitch complaint
"OMG LOOK AT THIS PLAY"
and it's just an unedited 45sec long clip with a 2v3 in the end
Loot pool complaint: "I can't find guns/ shields!"
"Where is 120FPS on console?"
A Wattson/Wraith drawing made on a school notebook
Meta-post about matchmaking:
"Why are all posts about matchmaking?"
"Where is cross-progression?
It's been EIGHTEEN seasons!"
Incredibly detailed concept of a
new legend / gun / ability that EA/Respawn obviously are not going to implement
A new world-record for fastest Wraith disconnecting when downed
