The TVswitches toascreensaverDebateoverrulesSomeonecancels 30minutes beforethe session orlessA lucky rollbailssomeone outof a dumbideaSomeonegets anachievementArieshas badluckMathis hardFreespace: ad6 isrolledSomeoneassumes aD&D ruleapplies inParanoia tooA playercharacteruses amutantpower“Whoseturn isit?”Talkingyour wayout ofcombatSomeonedoesschoolworkduring thesessionA player charactershoots, attacks, orotherwise causesharm to anotherplayer characterSomeoneis talkedoverSomeoneswaps theirchair with adifferent oneSomeone isdesignatedNumber 1 bytheComputer“You don’tseeanything…”Someonenot part ofD&D comesdownstairsExcessivebureaucracySomeone isdistracted bytheir phoneCorpselooting“Areyousure?”Someonebringsfood3 or morepeoplestand upat onceOff-topicfor 10+minutesSplittingthepartyA playercharacterreaches 5treason starsA plate isreferred toas a blateSomeoneplays aReactionCardSomethinggetsknockedoverPeopleare dicegoblinsSomeonetakesnotesThere is adrinkother thanwaterSomeoneuses anaction cardoutside ofcombat“You cancertainlytry”If two ormore peoplehave thisspace, crossthis off.HomestuckgetsmentionedSomeonemakes abad punThere is afood otherthan chipsHagglingfor abetterpriceSomeonemakes adice stack“Imean…okay…?”Someoneplays a videogame duringthe sessionA playerkills asuperiorSomethinginnocent isphrased in asexual waySomeoneborrowsdice2+pitchers ofwater areconsumedUpon receivingthis card, roll adie. If it's even,mark this off.Somethinggoeswrong withthe musicSomeone whocould not attendgetsmessaged/calledA plangoeshorriblywrong“Onlyyou candecide”A playercharacter isrevealed tobe part of asecret society3+differentpeoplequotedReferenceto apreviouscampaignSomeoneis 15+minuteslateSomeonelies abouttheir ActionOrderNumberSomeone loses2 or moreclones over thecourse of thesessionA dierolls ontothe floorAmongUsreference“I wasgoing tosay that!”Someoneforgets totake theirturnThe TVswitches toascreensaverDebateoverrulesSomeonecancels 30minutes beforethe session orlessA lucky rollbailssomeone outof a dumbideaSomeonegets anachievementArieshas badluckMathis hardFreespace: ad6 isrolledSomeoneassumes aD&D ruleapplies inParanoia tooA playercharacteruses amutantpower“Whoseturn isit?”Talkingyour wayout ofcombatSomeonedoesschoolworkduring thesessionA player charactershoots, attacks, orotherwise causesharm to anotherplayer characterSomeoneis talkedoverSomeoneswaps theirchair with adifferent oneSomeone isdesignatedNumber 1 bytheComputer“You don’tseeanything…”Someonenot part ofD&D comesdownstairsExcessivebureaucracySomeone isdistracted bytheir phoneCorpselooting“Areyousure?”Someonebringsfood3 or morepeoplestand upat onceOff-topicfor 10+minutesSplittingthepartyA playercharacterreaches 5treason starsA plate isreferred toas a blateSomeoneplays aReactionCardSomethinggetsknockedoverPeopleare dicegoblinsSomeonetakesnotesThere is adrinkother thanwaterSomeoneuses anaction cardoutside ofcombat“You cancertainlytry”If two ormore peoplehave thisspace, crossthis off.HomestuckgetsmentionedSomeonemakes abad punThere is afood otherthan chipsHagglingfor abetterpriceSomeonemakes adice stack“Imean…okay…?”Someoneplays a videogame duringthe sessionA playerkills asuperiorSomethinginnocent isphrased in asexual waySomeoneborrowsdice2+pitchers ofwater areconsumedUpon receivingthis card, roll adie. If it's even,mark this off.Somethinggoeswrong withthe musicSomeone whocould not attendgetsmessaged/calledA plangoeshorriblywrong“Onlyyou candecide”A playercharacter isrevealed tobe part of asecret society3+differentpeoplequotedReferenceto apreviouscampaignSomeoneis 15+minuteslateSomeonelies abouttheir ActionOrderNumberSomeone loses2 or moreclones over thecourse of thesessionA dierolls ontothe floorAmongUsreference“I wasgoing tosay that!”Someoneforgets totake theirturn

Paranoia Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The TV switches to a screensaver
  2. Debate over rules
  3. Someone cancels 30 minutes before the session or less
  4. A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea
  5. Someone gets an achievement
  6. Aries has bad luck
  7. Math is hard
  8. Free space: a d6 is rolled
  9. Someone assumes a D&D rule applies in Paranoia too
  10. A player character uses a mutant power
  11. “Whose turn is it?”
  12. Talking your way out of combat
  13. Someone does schoolwork during the session
  14. A player character shoots, attacks, or otherwise causes harm to another player character
  15. Someone is talked over
  16. Someone swaps their chair with a different one
  17. Someone is designated Number 1 by the Computer
  18. “You don’t see anything…”
  19. Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs
  20. Excessive bureaucracy
  21. Someone is distracted by their phone
  22. Corpse looting
  23. “Are you sure?”
  24. Someone brings food
  25. 3 or more people stand up at once
  26. Off-topic for 10+ minutes
  27. Splitting the party
  28. A player character reaches 5 treason stars
  29. A plate is referred to as a blate
  30. Someone plays a Reaction Card
  31. Something gets knocked over
  32. People are dice goblins
  33. Someone takes notes
  34. There is a drink other than water
  35. Someone uses an action card outside of combat
  36. “You can certainly try”
  37. If two or more people have this space, cross this off.
  38. Homestuck gets mentioned
  39. Someone makes a bad pun
  40. There is a food other than chips
  41. Haggling for a better price
  42. Someone makes a dice stack
  43. “I mean… okay…?”
  44. Someone plays a video game during the session
  45. A player kills a superior
  46. Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way
  47. Someone borrows dice
  48. 2+ pitchers of water are consumed
  49. Upon receiving this card, roll a die. If it's even, mark this off.
  50. Something goes wrong with the music
  51. Someone who could not attend gets messaged/called
  52. A plan goes horribly wrong
  53. “Only you can decide”
  54. A player character is revealed to be part of a secret society
  55. 3+ different people quoted
  56. Reference to a previous campaign
  57. Someone is 15+ minutes late
  58. Someone lies about their Action Order Number
  59. Someone loses 2 or more clones over the course of the session
  60. A die rolls onto the floor
  61. Among Us reference
  62. “I was going to say that!”
  63. Someone forgets to take their turn