Peopleare dicegoblinsSomeone isdesignatedNumber 1 bytheComputerSomeonetakesnotesSomeoneforgets totake theirturn3 or morepeoplestand upat onceThere is adrinkother thanwaterCorpselootingA plate isreferred toas a blateA player charactershoots, attacks, orotherwise causesharm to anotherplayer characterDebateoverrulesReferenceto apreviouscampaignA playercharacter isrevealed tobe part of asecret societySomeonenot part ofD&D comesdownstairsA playercharacteruses amutantpowerAmongUsreferenceSomeonegets anachievementSomeoneborrowsdice“You don’tseeanything…”The TVswitches toascreensaver“You cancertainlytry”A lucky rollbailssomeone outof a dumbideaSomeone loses2 or moreclones over thecourse of thesessionSomeoneuses anaction cardoutside ofcombatSomeonedoesschoolworkduring thesessionA playerkills asuperior“Imean…okay…?”Someoneis talkedover“Onlyyou candecide”Somethinggoeswrong withthe musicFreespace: ad6 isrolledIf two ormore peoplehave thisspace, crossthis off.There is afood otherthan chipsOff-topicfor 10+minutesSomeoneis 15+minuteslateSomeone whocould not attendgetsmessaged/calledArieshas badluckA playercharacterreaches 5treason stars“Whoseturn isit?”“I wasgoing tosay that!”“Areyousure?”Someoneswaps theirchair with adifferent oneSomeoneassumes aD&D ruleapplies inParanoia tooSomeoneplays a videogame duringthe sessionSomeoneplays aReactionCardSomeonemakes adice stackHagglingfor abetterpriceSplittingthepartyExcessivebureaucracySomeonemakes abad punUpon receivingthis card, roll adie. If it's even,mark this off.Someone isdistracted bytheir phoneSomeonelies abouttheir ActionOrderNumber3+differentpeoplequotedA plangoeshorriblywrongSomeonebringsfoodSomethinggetsknockedoverA dierolls ontothe floor2+pitchers ofwater areconsumedSomeonecancels 30minutes beforethe session orlessTalkingyour wayout ofcombatMathis hardSomethinginnocent isphrased in asexual wayHomestuckgetsmentionedPeopleare dicegoblinsSomeone isdesignatedNumber 1 bytheComputerSomeonetakesnotesSomeoneforgets totake theirturn3 or morepeoplestand upat onceThere is adrinkother thanwaterCorpselootingA plate isreferred toas a blateA player charactershoots, attacks, orotherwise causesharm to anotherplayer characterDebateoverrulesReferenceto apreviouscampaignA playercharacter isrevealed tobe part of asecret societySomeonenot part ofD&D comesdownstairsA playercharacteruses amutantpowerAmongUsreferenceSomeonegets anachievementSomeoneborrowsdice“You don’tseeanything…”The TVswitches toascreensaver“You cancertainlytry”A lucky rollbailssomeone outof a dumbideaSomeone loses2 or moreclones over thecourse of thesessionSomeoneuses anaction cardoutside ofcombatSomeonedoesschoolworkduring thesessionA playerkills asuperior“Imean…okay…?”Someoneis talkedover“Onlyyou candecide”Somethinggoeswrong withthe musicFreespace: ad6 isrolledIf two ormore peoplehave thisspace, crossthis off.There is afood otherthan chipsOff-topicfor 10+minutesSomeoneis 15+minuteslateSomeone whocould not attendgetsmessaged/calledArieshas badluckA playercharacterreaches 5treason stars“Whoseturn isit?”“I wasgoing tosay that!”“Areyousure?”Someoneswaps theirchair with adifferent oneSomeoneassumes aD&D ruleapplies inParanoia tooSomeoneplays a videogame duringthe sessionSomeoneplays aReactionCardSomeonemakes adice stackHagglingfor abetterpriceSplittingthepartyExcessivebureaucracySomeonemakes abad punUpon receivingthis card, roll adie. If it's even,mark this off.Someone isdistracted bytheir phoneSomeonelies abouttheir ActionOrderNumber3+differentpeoplequotedA plangoeshorriblywrongSomeonebringsfoodSomethinggetsknockedoverA dierolls ontothe floor2+pitchers ofwater areconsumedSomeonecancels 30minutes beforethe session orlessTalkingyour wayout ofcombatMathis hardSomethinginnocent isphrased in asexual wayHomestuckgetsmentioned

Paranoia Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. People are dice goblins
  2. Someone is designated Number 1 by the Computer
  3. Someone takes notes
  4. Someone forgets to take their turn
  5. 3 or more people stand up at once
  6. There is a drink other than water
  7. Corpse looting
  8. A plate is referred to as a blate
  9. A player character shoots, attacks, or otherwise causes harm to another player character
  10. Debate over rules
  11. Reference to a previous campaign
  12. A player character is revealed to be part of a secret society
  13. Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs
  14. A player character uses a mutant power
  15. Among Us reference
  16. Someone gets an achievement
  17. Someone borrows dice
  18. “You don’t see anything…”
  19. The TV switches to a screensaver
  20. “You can certainly try”
  21. A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea
  22. Someone loses 2 or more clones over the course of the session
  23. Someone uses an action card outside of combat
  24. Someone does schoolwork during the session
  25. A player kills a superior
  26. “I mean… okay…?”
  27. Someone is talked over
  28. “Only you can decide”
  29. Something goes wrong with the music
  30. Free space: a d6 is rolled
  31. If two or more people have this space, cross this off.
  32. There is a food other than chips
  33. Off-topic for 10+ minutes
  34. Someone is 15+ minutes late
  35. Someone who could not attend gets messaged/called
  36. Aries has bad luck
  37. A player character reaches 5 treason stars
  38. “Whose turn is it?”
  39. “I was going to say that!”
  40. “Are you sure?”
  41. Someone swaps their chair with a different one
  42. Someone assumes a D&D rule applies in Paranoia too
  43. Someone plays a video game during the session
  44. Someone plays a Reaction Card
  45. Someone makes a dice stack
  46. Haggling for a better price
  47. Splitting the party
  48. Excessive bureaucracy
  49. Someone makes a bad pun
  50. Upon receiving this card, roll a die. If it's even, mark this off.
  51. Someone is distracted by their phone
  52. Someone lies about their Action Order Number
  53. 3+ different people quoted
  54. A plan goes horribly wrong
  55. Someone brings food
  56. Something gets knocked over
  57. A die rolls onto the floor
  58. 2+ pitchers of water are consumed
  59. Someone cancels 30 minutes before the session or less
  60. Talking your way out of combat
  61. Math is hard
  62. Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way
  63. Homestuck gets mentioned