A playercharacter isrevealed tobe part of asecret societyExcessivebureaucracy“I wasgoing tosay that!”Someonedoesschoolworkduring thesession“Onlyyou candecide”Someonegets anachievementThere is adrinkother thanwaterA dierolls ontothe floorSomeoneis 15+minuteslateHagglingfor abetterpriceDebateoverrulesA plangoeshorriblywrongSomeoneplays aReactionCardSomethinginnocent isphrased in asexual waySomeoneplays a videogame duringthe sessionAmongUsreferenceMathis hardArieshas badluckA playerkills asuperiorA lucky rollbailssomeone outof a dumbidea3 or morepeoplestand upat onceSomeoneuses anaction cardoutside ofcombat“Whoseturn isit?”A playercharacteruses amutantpowerThe TVswitches toascreensaverSomeonemakes abad punA playercharacterreaches 5treason stars“Imean…okay…?”If two ormore peoplehave thisspace, crossthis off.“Areyousure?”Someone isdesignatedNumber 1 bytheComputer“You don’tseeanything…”Corpselooting2+pitchers ofwater areconsumedSomethinggoeswrong withthe musicSomethinggetsknockedoverReferenceto apreviouscampaignSplittingthepartySomeonetakesnotesUpon receivingthis card, roll adie. If it's even,mark this off.Peopleare dicegoblinsThere is afood otherthan chipsA plate isreferred toas a blateSomeoneassumes aD&D ruleapplies inParanoia tooSomeonelies abouttheir ActionOrderNumberSomeone isdistracted bytheir phoneSomeone loses2 or moreclones over thecourse of thesessionSomeoneis talkedoverSomeonebringsfoodSomeonenot part ofD&D comesdownstairsSomeonemakes adice stackSomeonecancels 30minutes beforethe session orlessSomeoneswaps theirchair with adifferent oneSomeone whocould not attendgetsmessaged/calledTalkingyour wayout ofcombat“You cancertainlytry”Someoneforgets totake theirturnHomestuckgetsmentionedFreespace: ad6 isrolledA player charactershoots, attacks, orotherwise causesharm to anotherplayer character3+differentpeoplequotedSomeoneborrowsdiceOff-topicfor 10+minutesA playercharacter isrevealed tobe part of asecret societyExcessivebureaucracy“I wasgoing tosay that!”Someonedoesschoolworkduring thesession“Onlyyou candecide”Someonegets anachievementThere is adrinkother thanwaterA dierolls ontothe floorSomeoneis 15+minuteslateHagglingfor abetterpriceDebateoverrulesA plangoeshorriblywrongSomeoneplays aReactionCardSomethinginnocent isphrased in asexual waySomeoneplays a videogame duringthe sessionAmongUsreferenceMathis hardArieshas badluckA playerkills asuperiorA lucky rollbailssomeone outof a dumbidea3 or morepeoplestand upat onceSomeoneuses anaction cardoutside ofcombat“Whoseturn isit?”A playercharacteruses amutantpowerThe TVswitches toascreensaverSomeonemakes abad punA playercharacterreaches 5treason stars“Imean…okay…?”If two ormore peoplehave thisspace, crossthis off.“Areyousure?”Someone isdesignatedNumber 1 bytheComputer“You don’tseeanything…”Corpselooting2+pitchers ofwater areconsumedSomethinggoeswrong withthe musicSomethinggetsknockedoverReferenceto apreviouscampaignSplittingthepartySomeonetakesnotesUpon receivingthis card, roll adie. If it's even,mark this off.Peopleare dicegoblinsThere is afood otherthan chipsA plate isreferred toas a blateSomeoneassumes aD&D ruleapplies inParanoia tooSomeonelies abouttheir ActionOrderNumberSomeone isdistracted bytheir phoneSomeone loses2 or moreclones over thecourse of thesessionSomeoneis talkedoverSomeonebringsfoodSomeonenot part ofD&D comesdownstairsSomeonemakes adice stackSomeonecancels 30minutes beforethe session orlessSomeoneswaps theirchair with adifferent oneSomeone whocould not attendgetsmessaged/calledTalkingyour wayout ofcombat“You cancertainlytry”Someoneforgets totake theirturnHomestuckgetsmentionedFreespace: ad6 isrolledA player charactershoots, attacks, orotherwise causesharm to anotherplayer character3+differentpeoplequotedSomeoneborrowsdiceOff-topicfor 10+minutes

Paranoia Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A player character is revealed to be part of a secret society
  2. Excessive bureaucracy
  3. “I was going to say that!”
  4. Someone does schoolwork during the session
  5. “Only you can decide”
  6. Someone gets an achievement
  7. There is a drink other than water
  8. A die rolls onto the floor
  9. Someone is 15+ minutes late
  10. Haggling for a better price
  11. Debate over rules
  12. A plan goes horribly wrong
  13. Someone plays a Reaction Card
  14. Something innocent is phrased in a sexual way
  15. Someone plays a video game during the session
  16. Among Us reference
  17. Math is hard
  18. Aries has bad luck
  19. A player kills a superior
  20. A lucky roll bails someone out of a dumb idea
  21. 3 or more people stand up at once
  22. Someone uses an action card outside of combat
  23. “Whose turn is it?”
  24. A player character uses a mutant power
  25. The TV switches to a screensaver
  26. Someone makes a bad pun
  27. A player character reaches 5 treason stars
  28. “I mean… okay…?”
  29. If two or more people have this space, cross this off.
  30. “Are you sure?”
  31. Someone is designated Number 1 by the Computer
  32. “You don’t see anything…”
  33. Corpse looting
  34. 2+ pitchers of water are consumed
  35. Something goes wrong with the music
  36. Something gets knocked over
  37. Reference to a previous campaign
  38. Splitting the party
  39. Someone takes notes
  40. Upon receiving this card, roll a die. If it's even, mark this off.
  41. People are dice goblins
  42. There is a food other than chips
  43. A plate is referred to as a blate
  44. Someone assumes a D&D rule applies in Paranoia too
  45. Someone lies about their Action Order Number
  46. Someone is distracted by their phone
  47. Someone loses 2 or more clones over the course of the session
  48. Someone is talked over
  49. Someone brings food
  50. Someone not part of D&D comes downstairs
  51. Someone makes a dice stack
  52. Someone cancels 30 minutes before the session or less
  53. Someone swaps their chair with a different one
  54. Someone who could not attend gets messaged/called
  55. Talking your way out of combat
  56. “You can certainly try”
  57. Someone forgets to take their turn
  58. Homestuck gets mentioned
  59. Free space: a d6 is rolled
  60. A player character shoots, attacks, or otherwise causes harm to another player character
  61. 3+ different people quoted
  62. Someone borrows dice
  63. Off-topic for 10+ minutes