Is confusedwhy we sell0%disposablesImmediatelystarts givingyou theirphonenumberSays thejuice istoo darkBuys a newdevice whenwe’re out oftheir coilsAsks if wegetbusinessout hereMentionshow good itsmells/cleanit isSits outsidefor longerthan a trip toa diff storeSays nothingwhen youask what youcan do forthemAsks whatnormal flavortastes like(ie.strawberry)Has a reallyold stickdevice butrefuses toupgrade“filter’s”,“heads”,"tops", or“burners"Says theydidn’t knowour storewas evenhereAsks howmany/whatflavorsyou’ve triedAsks if wehaveRANDM’s/Rickand Morty’sComplainsabout theAC/Heat/FanMentions theycould buy itcheapersomewhereelseAsks whatclearancejuice we haveand hatesthem allLooking for“somethingfruity”Takes therisk andwon’t trysomething instoreDidn’t knowyou had tobe 21 to buynicotineAsks howmucheverything inthe clearancecase isSwipescard whenit has achipAsks for arechargeabledispo thenasks if it isPays with$100 bill ona total lessthan $20Mentions ourstore issmaller thanthe buildingSwears theyboughtsomethinghere butdidn'tmentionsthepartitionropeSays that thebars make itfeel like a jailShockedthatdisposablesare 50mgName dropsTravis/Kurt/etcSays theyarecalling/havecalledcorporateAsks if wehaveanythinghigher than50mgCannotparkPulls on thedoor whenthe gate'sclosed/signis offLeft ID incar/athomeCallseliquid“drops”CallsVaporesso“expresso”Asks if theyhave rewardswhen they’reover 100awayAsks if wesell drugtests orfake peeHasn’tchangedtheir coil inway too longMakes usclean theirtank/swaptheir coilCalls adevice a“nic hitter”Is talkingon/won’tget off thephoneCalls Mr.Fog’s “Mr.Frog”Traumadumping/givesyou their lifestoryIgnoresprice tagsin case/onmenuCalls thewrongstoreAsks “whichis better” onbasically thesame thingSays “thankyou” whenyou ask forIDSays saltnic devicesare toocomplicatedAsks tostepbehind thecounterAsks if alldevices takethe samepod/coilSays theycan’t read thewall whiletouchingmenuSomeoneunder 30complainsabout gettingID’dHateseverythingyourecommendAsks howmuch it isafter yougive themthe total“disposableones”, “elfbars”, or“puff bars”Gives youtheir # in themiddle of ayoursentenceAsks “What’s agoodflavor/disposable?”Swears theyshould havea reward,doesn’tFacetimessomeone toshow themthewall/menuMakes a‘yuck’ facewhen yousuggest aflavorLeaves ifwe’re outof the itemthey wantAsks you tore-read thelist you justread offTries tobring ina childIs confusedwhy we sell0%disposablesImmediatelystarts givingyou theirphonenumberSays thejuice istoo darkBuys a newdevice whenwe’re out oftheir coilsAsks if wegetbusinessout hereMentionshow good itsmells/cleanit isSits outsidefor longerthan a trip toa diff storeSays nothingwhen youask what youcan do forthemAsks whatnormal flavortastes like(ie.strawberry)Has a reallyold stickdevice butrefuses toupgrade“filter’s”,“heads”,"tops", or“burners"Says theydidn’t knowour storewas evenhereAsks howmany/whatflavorsyou’ve triedAsks if wehaveRANDM’s/Rickand Morty’sComplainsabout theAC/Heat/FanMentions theycould buy itcheapersomewhereelseAsks whatclearancejuice we haveand hatesthem allLooking for“somethingfruity”Takes therisk andwon’t trysomething instoreDidn’t knowyou had tobe 21 to buynicotineAsks howmucheverything inthe clearancecase isSwipescard whenit has achipAsks for arechargeabledispo thenasks if it isPays with$100 bill ona total lessthan $20Mentions ourstore issmaller thanthe buildingSwears theyboughtsomethinghere butdidn'tmentionsthepartitionropeSays that thebars make itfeel like a jailShockedthatdisposablesare 50mgName dropsTravis/Kurt/etcSays theyarecalling/havecalledcorporateAsks if wehaveanythinghigher than50mgCannotparkPulls on thedoor whenthe gate'sclosed/signis offLeft ID incar/athomeCallseliquid“drops”CallsVaporesso“expresso”Asks if theyhave rewardswhen they’reover 100awayAsks if wesell drugtests orfake peeHasn’tchangedtheir coil inway too longMakes usclean theirtank/swaptheir coilCalls adevice a“nic hitter”Is talkingon/won’tget off thephoneCalls Mr.Fog’s “Mr.Frog”Traumadumping/givesyou their lifestoryIgnoresprice tagsin case/onmenuCalls thewrongstoreAsks “whichis better” onbasically thesame thingSays “thankyou” whenyou ask forIDSays saltnic devicesare toocomplicatedAsks tostepbehind thecounterAsks if alldevices takethe samepod/coilSays theycan’t read thewall whiletouchingmenuSomeoneunder 30complainsabout gettingID’dHateseverythingyourecommendAsks howmuch it isafter yougive themthe total“disposableones”, “elfbars”, or“puff bars”Gives youtheir # in themiddle of ayoursentenceAsks “What’s agoodflavor/disposable?”Swears theyshould havea reward,doesn’tFacetimessomeone toshow themthewall/menuMakes a‘yuck’ facewhen yousuggest aflavorLeaves ifwe’re outof the itemthey wantAsks you tore-read thelist you justread offTries tobring ina child

Customer Lingo Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Is confused why we sell 0% disposables
  2. Immediately starts giving you their phone number
  3. Says the juice is too dark
  4. Buys a new device when we’re out of their coils
  5. Asks if we get business out here
  6. Mentions how good it smells/clean it is
  7. Sits outside for longer than a trip to a diff store
  8. Says nothing when you ask what you can do for them
  9. Asks what normal flavor tastes like (ie. strawberry)
  10. Has a really old stick device but refuses to upgrade
  11. “filter’s”, “heads”, "tops", or “burners"
  12. Says they didn’t know our store was even here
  13. Asks how many/what flavors you’ve tried
  14. Asks if we have RANDM’s/Rick and Morty’s
  15. Complains about the AC/Heat/Fan
  16. Mentions they could buy it cheaper somewhere else
  17. Asks what clearance juice we have and hates them all
  18. Looking for “something fruity”
  19. Takes the risk and won’t try something in store
  20. Didn’t know you had to be 21 to buy nicotine
  21. Asks how much everything in the clearance case is
  22. Swipes card when it has a chip
  23. Asks for a rechargeable dispo then asks if it is
  24. Pays with $100 bill on a total less than $20
  25. Mentions our store is smaller than the building
  26. Swears they bought something here but didn't
  27. mentions the partition rope
  28. Says that the bars make it feel like a jail
  29. Shocked that disposables are 50mg
  30. Name drops Travis/Kurt/etc
  31. Says they are calling/have called corporate
  32. Asks if we have anything higher than 50mg
  33. Cannot park
  34. Pulls on the door when the gate's closed/sign is off
  35. Left ID in car/at home
  36. Calls eliquid “drops”
  37. Calls Vaporesso “expresso”
  38. Asks if they have rewards when they’re over 100 away
  39. Asks if we sell drug tests or fake pee
  40. Hasn’t changed their coil in way too long
  41. Makes us clean their tank/swap their coil
  42. Calls a device a “nic hitter”
  43. Is talking on/won’t get off the phone
  44. Calls Mr. Fog’s “Mr. Frog”
  45. Trauma dumping/gives you their life story
  46. Ignores price tags in case/on menu
  47. Calls the wrong store
  48. Asks “which is better” on basically the same thing
  49. Says “thank you” when you ask for ID
  50. Says salt nic devices are too complicated
  51. Asks to step behind the counter
  52. Asks if all devices take the same pod/coil
  53. Says they can’t read the wall while touching menu
  54. Someone under 30 complains about getting ID’d
  55. Hates everything you recommend
  56. Asks how much it is after you give them the total
  57. “disposable ones”, “elf bars”, or “puff bars”
  58. Gives you their # in the middle of a your sentence
  59. Asks “What’s a good flavor/disposable?”
  60. Swears they should have a reward, doesn’t
  61. Facetimes someone to show them the wall/menu
  62. Makes a ‘yuck’ face when you suggest a flavor
  63. Leaves if we’re out of the item they want
  64. Asks you to re-read the list you just read off
  65. Tries to bring in a child