Didn’t knowyou had tobe 21 to buynicotineCallseliquid“drops”“filter’s”,“heads”,"tops", or“burners"Says that thebars make itfeel like a jailAsks whatnormal flavortastes like(ie.strawberry)Facetimessomeone toshow themthewall/menuCannotparkIs talkingon/won’tget off thephoneMentionshow good itsmells/cleanit isSits outsidefor longerthan a trip toa diff storeAsks whatclearancejuice we haveand hatesthem allAsks if theyhave rewardswhen they’reover 100awaySays theycan’t read thewall whiletouchingmenuAsks tostepbehind thecounterTraumadumping/givesyou their lifestoryCallsVaporesso“expresso”Calls adevice a“nic hitter”Makes usclean theirtank/swaptheir coilIgnoresprice tagsin case/onmenuAsks you tore-read thelist you justread offAsks “whichis better” onbasically thesame thingHasn’tchangedtheir coil inway too longGives youtheir # in themiddle of ayoursentenceSwears theyboughtsomethinghere butdidn'tAsks howmany/whatflavorsyou’ve triedAsks if alldevices takethe samepod/coilMentions ourstore issmaller thanthe buildingSays thejuice istoo darkSays nothingwhen youask what youcan do forthemMentions theycould buy itcheapersomewhereelseImmediatelystarts givingyou theirphonenumberAsks for arechargeabledispo thenasks if it isHateseverythingyourecommendLeft ID incar/athomeAsks “What’s agoodflavor/disposable?”Swears theyshould havea reward,doesn’tMakes a‘yuck’ facewhen yousuggest aflavorSays theyarecalling/havecalledcorporateShockedthatdisposablesare 50mgAsks howmuch it isafter yougive themthe totalLooking for“somethingfruity”Takes therisk andwon’t trysomething instoreBuys a newdevice whenwe’re out oftheir coilsSays theydidn’t knowour storewas evenhereIs confusedwhy we sell0%disposablesAsks if wehaveRANDM’s/Rickand Morty’sCalls Mr.Fog’s “Mr.Frog”Calls thewrongstorePulls on thedoor whenthe gate'sclosed/signis offAsks if wesell drugtests orfake peeComplainsabout theAC/Heat/FanHas a reallyold stickdevice butrefuses toupgradementionsthepartitionropeTries tobring ina childSwipescard whenit has achipSomeoneunder 30complainsabout gettingID’dSays “thankyou” whenyou ask forIDSays saltnic devicesare toocomplicatedLeaves ifwe’re outof the itemthey wantAsks if wehaveanythinghigher than50mgAsks howmucheverything inthe clearancecase isName dropsTravis/Kurt/etcAsks if wegetbusinessout herePays with$100 bill ona total lessthan $20“disposableones”, “elfbars”, or“puff bars”Didn’t knowyou had tobe 21 to buynicotineCallseliquid“drops”“filter’s”,“heads”,"tops", or“burners"Says that thebars make itfeel like a jailAsks whatnormal flavortastes like(ie.strawberry)Facetimessomeone toshow themthewall/menuCannotparkIs talkingon/won’tget off thephoneMentionshow good itsmells/cleanit isSits outsidefor longerthan a trip toa diff storeAsks whatclearancejuice we haveand hatesthem allAsks if theyhave rewardswhen they’reover 100awaySays theycan’t read thewall whiletouchingmenuAsks tostepbehind thecounterTraumadumping/givesyou their lifestoryCallsVaporesso“expresso”Calls adevice a“nic hitter”Makes usclean theirtank/swaptheir coilIgnoresprice tagsin case/onmenuAsks you tore-read thelist you justread offAsks “whichis better” onbasically thesame thingHasn’tchangedtheir coil inway too longGives youtheir # in themiddle of ayoursentenceSwears theyboughtsomethinghere butdidn'tAsks howmany/whatflavorsyou’ve triedAsks if alldevices takethe samepod/coilMentions ourstore issmaller thanthe buildingSays thejuice istoo darkSays nothingwhen youask what youcan do forthemMentions theycould buy itcheapersomewhereelseImmediatelystarts givingyou theirphonenumberAsks for arechargeabledispo thenasks if it isHateseverythingyourecommendLeft ID incar/athomeAsks “What’s agoodflavor/disposable?”Swears theyshould havea reward,doesn’tMakes a‘yuck’ facewhen yousuggest aflavorSays theyarecalling/havecalledcorporateShockedthatdisposablesare 50mgAsks howmuch it isafter yougive themthe totalLooking for“somethingfruity”Takes therisk andwon’t trysomething instoreBuys a newdevice whenwe’re out oftheir coilsSays theydidn’t knowour storewas evenhereIs confusedwhy we sell0%disposablesAsks if wehaveRANDM’s/Rickand Morty’sCalls Mr.Fog’s “Mr.Frog”Calls thewrongstorePulls on thedoor whenthe gate'sclosed/signis offAsks if wesell drugtests orfake peeComplainsabout theAC/Heat/FanHas a reallyold stickdevice butrefuses toupgradementionsthepartitionropeTries tobring ina childSwipescard whenit has achipSomeoneunder 30complainsabout gettingID’dSays “thankyou” whenyou ask forIDSays saltnic devicesare toocomplicatedLeaves ifwe’re outof the itemthey wantAsks if wehaveanythinghigher than50mgAsks howmucheverything inthe clearancecase isName dropsTravis/Kurt/etcAsks if wegetbusinessout herePays with$100 bill ona total lessthan $20“disposableones”, “elfbars”, or“puff bars”

Customer Lingo Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Didn’t know you had to be 21 to buy nicotine
  2. Calls eliquid “drops”
  3. “filter’s”, “heads”, "tops", or “burners"
  4. Says that the bars make it feel like a jail
  5. Asks what normal flavor tastes like (ie. strawberry)
  6. Facetimes someone to show them the wall/menu
  7. Cannot park
  8. Is talking on/won’t get off the phone
  9. Mentions how good it smells/clean it is
  10. Sits outside for longer than a trip to a diff store
  11. Asks what clearance juice we have and hates them all
  12. Asks if they have rewards when they’re over 100 away
  13. Says they can’t read the wall while touching menu
  14. Asks to step behind the counter
  15. Trauma dumping/gives you their life story
  16. Calls Vaporesso “expresso”
  17. Calls a device a “nic hitter”
  18. Makes us clean their tank/swap their coil
  19. Ignores price tags in case/on menu
  20. Asks you to re-read the list you just read off
  21. Asks “which is better” on basically the same thing
  22. Hasn’t changed their coil in way too long
  23. Gives you their # in the middle of a your sentence
  24. Swears they bought something here but didn't
  25. Asks how many/what flavors you’ve tried
  26. Asks if all devices take the same pod/coil
  27. Mentions our store is smaller than the building
  28. Says the juice is too dark
  29. Says nothing when you ask what you can do for them
  30. Mentions they could buy it cheaper somewhere else
  31. Immediately starts giving you their phone number
  32. Asks for a rechargeable dispo then asks if it is
  33. Hates everything you recommend
  34. Left ID in car/at home
  35. Asks “What’s a good flavor/disposable?”
  36. Swears they should have a reward, doesn’t
  37. Makes a ‘yuck’ face when you suggest a flavor
  38. Says they are calling/have called corporate
  39. Shocked that disposables are 50mg
  40. Asks how much it is after you give them the total
  41. Looking for “something fruity”
  42. Takes the risk and won’t try something in store
  43. Buys a new device when we’re out of their coils
  44. Says they didn’t know our store was even here
  45. Is confused why we sell 0% disposables
  46. Asks if we have RANDM’s/Rick and Morty’s
  47. Calls Mr. Fog’s “Mr. Frog”
  48. Calls the wrong store
  49. Pulls on the door when the gate's closed/sign is off
  50. Asks if we sell drug tests or fake pee
  51. Complains about the AC/Heat/Fan
  52. Has a really old stick device but refuses to upgrade
  53. mentions the partition rope
  54. Tries to bring in a child
  55. Swipes card when it has a chip
  56. Someone under 30 complains about getting ID’d
  57. Says “thank you” when you ask for ID
  58. Says salt nic devices are too complicated
  59. Leaves if we’re out of the item they want
  60. Asks if we have anything higher than 50mg
  61. Asks how much everything in the clearance case is
  62. Name drops Travis/Kurt/etc
  63. Asks if we get business out here
  64. Pays with $100 bill on a total less than $20
  65. “disposable ones”, “elf bars”, or “puff bars”