Says theycan’t read thewall whiletouchingmenuAsks you tore-read thelist you justread offSays saltnic devicesare toocomplicatedAsks if alldevices takethe samepod/coilSwears theyshould havea reward,doesn’tAsks if wehaveRANDM’s/Rickand Morty’sHas a reallyold stickdevice butrefuses toupgradeImmediatelystarts givingyou theirphonenumberSays theydidn’t knowour storewas evenhereSwipescard whenit has achipTakes therisk andwon’t trysomething instoreIs talkingon/won’tget off thephonePays with$100 bill ona total lessthan $20Calls Mr.Fog’s “Mr.Frog”Leaves ifwe’re outof the itemthey wantAsks whatclearancejuice we haveand hatesthem all“disposableones”, “elfbars”, or“puff bars”Ignoresprice tagsin case/onmenuName dropsTravis/Kurt/etcAsks whatnormal flavortastes like(ie.strawberry)Says thejuice istoo dark“filter’s”,“heads”,"tops", or“burners"Facetimessomeone toshow themthewall/menuHasn’tchangedtheir coil inway too longmentionsthepartitionropeSits outsidefor longerthan a trip toa diff storeAsks if wesell drugtests orfake peePulls on thedoor whenthe gate'sclosed/signis offAsks if wegetbusinessout hereSays nothingwhen youask what youcan do forthemLooking for“somethingfruity”Mentions theycould buy itcheapersomewhereelseAsks if wehaveanythinghigher than50mgIs confusedwhy we sell0%disposablesLeft ID incar/athomeGives youtheir # in themiddle of ayoursentenceComplainsabout theAC/Heat/FanBuys a newdevice whenwe’re out oftheir coilsCalls thewrongstoreMentions ourstore issmaller thanthe buildingSays that thebars make itfeel like a jailSwears theyboughtsomethinghere butdidn'tAsks “What’s agoodflavor/disposable?”Traumadumping/givesyou their lifestoryMakes a‘yuck’ facewhen yousuggest aflavorSays “thankyou” whenyou ask forIDTries tobring ina childShockedthatdisposablesare 50mgAsks howmuch it isafter yougive themthe totalAsks for arechargeabledispo thenasks if it isCallseliquid“drops”CannotparkSomeoneunder 30complainsabout gettingID’dHateseverythingyourecommendAsks if theyhave rewardswhen they’reover 100awaySays theyarecalling/havecalledcorporateCallsVaporesso“expresso”Asks tostepbehind thecounterCalls adevice a“nic hitter”Didn’t knowyou had tobe 21 to buynicotineAsks “whichis better” onbasically thesame thingAsks howmany/whatflavorsyou’ve triedMakes usclean theirtank/swaptheir coilAsks howmucheverything inthe clearancecase isMentionshow good itsmells/cleanit isSays theycan’t read thewall whiletouchingmenuAsks you tore-read thelist you justread offSays saltnic devicesare toocomplicatedAsks if alldevices takethe samepod/coilSwears theyshould havea reward,doesn’tAsks if wehaveRANDM’s/Rickand Morty’sHas a reallyold stickdevice butrefuses toupgradeImmediatelystarts givingyou theirphonenumberSays theydidn’t knowour storewas evenhereSwipescard whenit has achipTakes therisk andwon’t trysomething instoreIs talkingon/won’tget off thephonePays with$100 bill ona total lessthan $20Calls Mr.Fog’s “Mr.Frog”Leaves ifwe’re outof the itemthey wantAsks whatclearancejuice we haveand hatesthem all“disposableones”, “elfbars”, or“puff bars”Ignoresprice tagsin case/onmenuName dropsTravis/Kurt/etcAsks whatnormal flavortastes like(ie.strawberry)Says thejuice istoo dark“filter’s”,“heads”,"tops", or“burners"Facetimessomeone toshow themthewall/menuHasn’tchangedtheir coil inway too longmentionsthepartitionropeSits outsidefor longerthan a trip toa diff storeAsks if wesell drugtests orfake peePulls on thedoor whenthe gate'sclosed/signis offAsks if wegetbusinessout hereSays nothingwhen youask what youcan do forthemLooking for“somethingfruity”Mentions theycould buy itcheapersomewhereelseAsks if wehaveanythinghigher than50mgIs confusedwhy we sell0%disposablesLeft ID incar/athomeGives youtheir # in themiddle of ayoursentenceComplainsabout theAC/Heat/FanBuys a newdevice whenwe’re out oftheir coilsCalls thewrongstoreMentions ourstore issmaller thanthe buildingSays that thebars make itfeel like a jailSwears theyboughtsomethinghere butdidn'tAsks “What’s agoodflavor/disposable?”Traumadumping/givesyou their lifestoryMakes a‘yuck’ facewhen yousuggest aflavorSays “thankyou” whenyou ask forIDTries tobring ina childShockedthatdisposablesare 50mgAsks howmuch it isafter yougive themthe totalAsks for arechargeabledispo thenasks if it isCallseliquid“drops”CannotparkSomeoneunder 30complainsabout gettingID’dHateseverythingyourecommendAsks if theyhave rewardswhen they’reover 100awaySays theyarecalling/havecalledcorporateCallsVaporesso“expresso”Asks tostepbehind thecounterCalls adevice a“nic hitter”Didn’t knowyou had tobe 21 to buynicotineAsks “whichis better” onbasically thesame thingAsks howmany/whatflavorsyou’ve triedMakes usclean theirtank/swaptheir coilAsks howmucheverything inthe clearancecase isMentionshow good itsmells/cleanit is

Customer Lingo Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Says they can’t read the wall while touching menu
  2. Asks you to re-read the list you just read off
  3. Says salt nic devices are too complicated
  4. Asks if all devices take the same pod/coil
  5. Swears they should have a reward, doesn’t
  6. Asks if we have RANDM’s/Rick and Morty’s
  7. Has a really old stick device but refuses to upgrade
  8. Immediately starts giving you their phone number
  9. Says they didn’t know our store was even here
  10. Swipes card when it has a chip
  11. Takes the risk and won’t try something in store
  12. Is talking on/won’t get off the phone
  13. Pays with $100 bill on a total less than $20
  14. Calls Mr. Fog’s “Mr. Frog”
  15. Leaves if we’re out of the item they want
  16. Asks what clearance juice we have and hates them all
  17. “disposable ones”, “elf bars”, or “puff bars”
  18. Ignores price tags in case/on menu
  19. Name drops Travis/Kurt/etc
  20. Asks what normal flavor tastes like (ie. strawberry)
  21. Says the juice is too dark
  22. “filter’s”, “heads”, "tops", or “burners"
  23. Facetimes someone to show them the wall/menu
  24. Hasn’t changed their coil in way too long
  25. mentions the partition rope
  26. Sits outside for longer than a trip to a diff store
  27. Asks if we sell drug tests or fake pee
  28. Pulls on the door when the gate's closed/sign is off
  29. Asks if we get business out here
  30. Says nothing when you ask what you can do for them
  31. Looking for “something fruity”
  32. Mentions they could buy it cheaper somewhere else
  33. Asks if we have anything higher than 50mg
  34. Is confused why we sell 0% disposables
  35. Left ID in car/at home
  36. Gives you their # in the middle of a your sentence
  37. Complains about the AC/Heat/Fan
  38. Buys a new device when we’re out of their coils
  39. Calls the wrong store
  40. Mentions our store is smaller than the building
  41. Says that the bars make it feel like a jail
  42. Swears they bought something here but didn't
  43. Asks “What’s a good flavor/disposable?”
  44. Trauma dumping/gives you their life story
  45. Makes a ‘yuck’ face when you suggest a flavor
  46. Says “thank you” when you ask for ID
  47. Tries to bring in a child
  48. Shocked that disposables are 50mg
  49. Asks how much it is after you give them the total
  50. Asks for a rechargeable dispo then asks if it is
  51. Calls eliquid “drops”
  52. Cannot park
  53. Someone under 30 complains about getting ID’d
  54. Hates everything you recommend
  55. Asks if they have rewards when they’re over 100 away
  56. Says they are calling/have called corporate
  57. Calls Vaporesso “expresso”
  58. Asks to step behind the counter
  59. Calls a device a “nic hitter”
  60. Didn’t know you had to be 21 to buy nicotine
  61. Asks “which is better” on basically the same thing
  62. Asks how many/what flavors you’ve tried
  63. Makes us clean their tank/swap their coil
  64. Asks how much everything in the clearance case is
  65. Mentions how good it smells/clean it is