Asks if wehaveanythinghigher than50mgIs confusedwhy we sell0%disposablesSomeoneunder 30complainsabout gettingID’dSays theydidn’t knowour storewas evenhereAsks “What’s agoodflavor/disposable?”Immediatelystarts givingyou theirphonenumberIgnoresprice tagsin case/onmenu“filter’s”,“heads”,"tops", or“burners"Asks howmany/whatflavorsyou’ve triedSays saltnic devicesare toocomplicatedBuys a newdevice whenwe’re out oftheir coilsMentions ourstore issmaller thanthe buildingAsks “whichis better” onbasically thesame thingSits outsidefor longerthan a trip toa diff storeAsks you tore-read thelist you justread offTakes therisk andwon’t trysomething instoreName dropsTravis/Kurt/etcCallsVaporesso“expresso”Calls adevice a“nic hitter”Shockedthatdisposablesare 50mgHas a reallyold stickdevice butrefuses toupgradeAsks if alldevices takethe samepod/coilPays with$100 bill ona total lessthan $20CannotparkHateseverythingyourecommendAsks for arechargeabledispo thenasks if it isAsks if theyhave rewardswhen they’reover 100awayAsks howmucheverything inthe clearancecase isLeft ID incar/athomeCalls Mr.Fog’s “Mr.Frog”Facetimessomeone toshow themthewall/menuAsks whatclearancejuice we haveand hatesthem all“disposableones”, “elfbars”, or“puff bars”Traumadumping/givesyou their lifestoryHasn’tchangedtheir coil inway too longMentions theycould buy itcheapersomewhereelseAsks whatnormal flavortastes like(ie.strawberry)Asks if wehaveRANDM’s/Rickand Morty’sLooking for“somethingfruity”Says thejuice istoo darkMentionshow good itsmells/cleanit isLeaves ifwe’re outof the itemthey wantMakes usclean theirtank/swaptheir coilGives youtheir # in themiddle of ayoursentenceAsks if wegetbusinessout hereSays nothingwhen youask what youcan do forthemCallseliquid“drops”Says theycan’t read thewall whiletouchingmenuAsks if wesell drugtests orfake peePulls on thedoor whenthe gate'sclosed/signis offSays that thebars make itfeel like a jailSwears theyboughtsomethinghere butdidn'tmentionsthepartitionropeSwipescard whenit has achipCalls thewrongstoreAsks tostepbehind thecounterComplainsabout theAC/Heat/FanTries tobring ina childAsks howmuch it isafter yougive themthe totalSays theyarecalling/havecalledcorporateSays “thankyou” whenyou ask forIDSwears theyshould havea reward,doesn’tIs talkingon/won’tget off thephoneDidn’t knowyou had tobe 21 to buynicotineMakes a‘yuck’ facewhen yousuggest aflavorAsks if wehaveanythinghigher than50mgIs confusedwhy we sell0%disposablesSomeoneunder 30complainsabout gettingID’dSays theydidn’t knowour storewas evenhereAsks “What’s agoodflavor/disposable?”Immediatelystarts givingyou theirphonenumberIgnoresprice tagsin case/onmenu“filter’s”,“heads”,"tops", or“burners"Asks howmany/whatflavorsyou’ve triedSays saltnic devicesare toocomplicatedBuys a newdevice whenwe’re out oftheir coilsMentions ourstore issmaller thanthe buildingAsks “whichis better” onbasically thesame thingSits outsidefor longerthan a trip toa diff storeAsks you tore-read thelist you justread offTakes therisk andwon’t trysomething instoreName dropsTravis/Kurt/etcCallsVaporesso“expresso”Calls adevice a“nic hitter”Shockedthatdisposablesare 50mgHas a reallyold stickdevice butrefuses toupgradeAsks if alldevices takethe samepod/coilPays with$100 bill ona total lessthan $20CannotparkHateseverythingyourecommendAsks for arechargeabledispo thenasks if it isAsks if theyhave rewardswhen they’reover 100awayAsks howmucheverything inthe clearancecase isLeft ID incar/athomeCalls Mr.Fog’s “Mr.Frog”Facetimessomeone toshow themthewall/menuAsks whatclearancejuice we haveand hatesthem all“disposableones”, “elfbars”, or“puff bars”Traumadumping/givesyou their lifestoryHasn’tchangedtheir coil inway too longMentions theycould buy itcheapersomewhereelseAsks whatnormal flavortastes like(ie.strawberry)Asks if wehaveRANDM’s/Rickand Morty’sLooking for“somethingfruity”Says thejuice istoo darkMentionshow good itsmells/cleanit isLeaves ifwe’re outof the itemthey wantMakes usclean theirtank/swaptheir coilGives youtheir # in themiddle of ayoursentenceAsks if wegetbusinessout hereSays nothingwhen youask what youcan do forthemCallseliquid“drops”Says theycan’t read thewall whiletouchingmenuAsks if wesell drugtests orfake peePulls on thedoor whenthe gate'sclosed/signis offSays that thebars make itfeel like a jailSwears theyboughtsomethinghere butdidn'tmentionsthepartitionropeSwipescard whenit has achipCalls thewrongstoreAsks tostepbehind thecounterComplainsabout theAC/Heat/FanTries tobring ina childAsks howmuch it isafter yougive themthe totalSays theyarecalling/havecalledcorporateSays “thankyou” whenyou ask forIDSwears theyshould havea reward,doesn’tIs talkingon/won’tget off thephoneDidn’t knowyou had tobe 21 to buynicotineMakes a‘yuck’ facewhen yousuggest aflavor

Customer Lingo Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Asks if we have anything higher than 50mg
  2. Is confused why we sell 0% disposables
  3. Someone under 30 complains about getting ID’d
  4. Says they didn’t know our store was even here
  5. Asks “What’s a good flavor/disposable?”
  6. Immediately starts giving you their phone number
  7. Ignores price tags in case/on menu
  8. “filter’s”, “heads”, "tops", or “burners"
  9. Asks how many/what flavors you’ve tried
  10. Says salt nic devices are too complicated
  11. Buys a new device when we’re out of their coils
  12. Mentions our store is smaller than the building
  13. Asks “which is better” on basically the same thing
  14. Sits outside for longer than a trip to a diff store
  15. Asks you to re-read the list you just read off
  16. Takes the risk and won’t try something in store
  17. Name drops Travis/Kurt/etc
  18. Calls Vaporesso “expresso”
  19. Calls a device a “nic hitter”
  20. Shocked that disposables are 50mg
  21. Has a really old stick device but refuses to upgrade
  22. Asks if all devices take the same pod/coil
  23. Pays with $100 bill on a total less than $20
  24. Cannot park
  25. Hates everything you recommend
  26. Asks for a rechargeable dispo then asks if it is
  27. Asks if they have rewards when they’re over 100 away
  28. Asks how much everything in the clearance case is
  29. Left ID in car/at home
  30. Calls Mr. Fog’s “Mr. Frog”
  31. Facetimes someone to show them the wall/menu
  32. Asks what clearance juice we have and hates them all
  33. “disposable ones”, “elf bars”, or “puff bars”
  34. Trauma dumping/gives you their life story
  35. Hasn’t changed their coil in way too long
  36. Mentions they could buy it cheaper somewhere else
  37. Asks what normal flavor tastes like (ie. strawberry)
  38. Asks if we have RANDM’s/Rick and Morty’s
  39. Looking for “something fruity”
  40. Says the juice is too dark
  41. Mentions how good it smells/clean it is
  42. Leaves if we’re out of the item they want
  43. Makes us clean their tank/swap their coil
  44. Gives you their # in the middle of a your sentence
  45. Asks if we get business out here
  46. Says nothing when you ask what you can do for them
  47. Calls eliquid “drops”
  48. Says they can’t read the wall while touching menu
  49. Asks if we sell drug tests or fake pee
  50. Pulls on the door when the gate's closed/sign is off
  51. Says that the bars make it feel like a jail
  52. Swears they bought something here but didn't
  53. mentions the partition rope
  54. Swipes card when it has a chip
  55. Calls the wrong store
  56. Asks to step behind the counter
  57. Complains about the AC/Heat/Fan
  58. Tries to bring in a child
  59. Asks how much it is after you give them the total
  60. Says they are calling/have called corporate
  61. Says “thank you” when you ask for ID
  62. Swears they should have a reward, doesn’t
  63. Is talking on/won’t get off the phone
  64. Didn’t know you had to be 21 to buy nicotine
  65. Makes a ‘yuck’ face when you suggest a flavor