(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Projector malfunction; a room full of PhD’s will be unable to fix it
If speaker has a laser pointer, point to items to which lasers needn’t point
The final slide will include a cute cartoon
Slideshow will advance too far by accident; needs help finding the “back” button
Host will say that "this will be a good talk"
Fifteen minutes past scheduled end time; no end in sight. Is nothing sacred?
Alarm will ring
Student who asks every speaker will ask the speaker a question
Spittle will be visible
You will doodle; it will be pretty
Faculty member who glared at you for falling asleep will fall asleep
Something won’t transfer from Mac to PC
A poor, misguided student will actually take notes
The speaker ends on time for questions
Speaker will read a wordy slide verbatim, thus defeating the purpose of a talk
Speaker makes statements designed to demonstrate that he is smarter than you
You will become aware that it’s a beautiful day outside
Speaker will spend ten minutes thanking people no one in the room has heard of
Speaker will explain abbreviations more quickly than can be realistically remembered
You will write a list of things you need to accomplish after you're free
Slide will include unnecessary animation (spiral or bounce) while the speaker grins
Someone's head will bob backwards
Someone behind their screen will be shopping
A student won't look at their phone because they're next to a professor
