Facultymember whoglared at youfor fallingasleep will fallasleepHost will saythat "this willbe a goodtalk"Alarmwill ringA poor,misguidedstudent willactually takenotesStudent whoasks everyspeaker will askthe speaker aquestionSomeone'shead willbobbackwardsSpeaker willread a wordyslide verbatim,thus defeatingthe purpose of atalkA student won'tlook at theirphone becausethey're next to aprofessorThe speakerends on timefor questionsYou willdoodle; itwill beprettySpeaker will spendten minutesthanking peopleno one in the roomhas heard ofSomethingwon’ttransfer fromMac to PCSpeaker willexplainabbreviationsmore quickly thancan be realisticallyrememberedProjectormalfunction; aroom full ofPhD’s will beunable to fix itYou will write alist of thingsyou need toaccomplishafter you're freeSpeaker makesstatementsdesigned todemonstrate thathe is smarter thanyouFifteen minutespast scheduledend time; no endin sight. Isnothing sacred?Slide will includeunnecessaryanimation (spiralor bounce) whilethe speaker grinsSomeonebehind theirscreen willbe shoppingThe finalslide willinclude acute cartoonSlideshow willadvance too farby accident;needs helpfinding the“back” buttonIf speaker hasa laser pointer,point to items towhich lasersneedn’t pointYou willbecomeaware thatit’s a beautifulday outsideSpittlewill bevisibleFacultymember whoglared at youfor fallingasleep will fallasleepHost will saythat "this willbe a goodtalk"Alarmwill ringA poor,misguidedstudent willactually takenotesStudent whoasks everyspeaker will askthe speaker aquestionSomeone'shead willbobbackwardsSpeaker willread a wordyslide verbatim,thus defeatingthe purpose of atalkA student won'tlook at theirphone becausethey're next to aprofessorThe speakerends on timefor questionsYou willdoodle; itwill beprettySpeaker will spendten minutesthanking peopleno one in the roomhas heard ofSomethingwon’ttransfer fromMac to PCSpeaker willexplainabbreviationsmore quickly thancan be realisticallyrememberedProjectormalfunction; aroom full ofPhD’s will beunable to fix itYou will write alist of thingsyou need toaccomplishafter you're freeSpeaker makesstatementsdesigned todemonstrate thathe is smarter thanyouFifteen minutespast scheduledend time; no endin sight. Isnothing sacred?Slide will includeunnecessaryanimation (spiralor bounce) whilethe speaker grinsSomeonebehind theirscreen willbe shoppingThe finalslide willinclude acute cartoonSlideshow willadvance too farby accident;needs helpfinding the“back” buttonIf speaker hasa laser pointer,point to items towhich lasersneedn’t pointYou willbecomeaware thatit’s a beautifulday outsideSpittlewill bevisible

Seminars... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Faculty member who glared at you for falling asleep will fall asleep
  2. Host will say that "this will be a good talk"
  3. Alarm will ring
  4. A poor, misguided student will actually take notes
  5. Student who asks every speaker will ask the speaker a question
  6. Someone's head will bob backwards
  7. Speaker will read a wordy slide verbatim, thus defeating the purpose of a talk
  8. A student won't look at their phone because they're next to a professor
  9. The speaker ends on time for questions
  10. You will doodle; it will be pretty
  11. Speaker will spend ten minutes thanking people no one in the room has heard of
  12. Something won’t transfer from Mac to PC
  13. Speaker will explain abbreviations more quickly than can be realistically remembered
  14. Projector malfunction; a room full of PhD’s will be unable to fix it
  15. You will write a list of things you need to accomplish after you're free
  16. Speaker makes statements designed to demonstrate that he is smarter than you
  17. Fifteen minutes past scheduled end time; no end in sight. Is nothing sacred?
  18. Slide will include unnecessary animation (spiral or bounce) while the speaker grins
  19. Someone behind their screen will be shopping
  20. The final slide will include a cute cartoon
  21. Slideshow will advance too far by accident; needs help finding the “back” button
  22. If speaker has a laser pointer, point to items to which lasers needn’t point
  23. You will become aware that it’s a beautiful day outside
  24. Spittle will be visible