Someone'shead willbobbackwardsSpittlewill bevisibleAlarmwill ringA poor,misguidedstudent willactually takenotesStudent whoasks everyspeaker will askthe speaker aquestionA student won'tlook at theirphone becausethey're next to aprofessorProjectormalfunction; aroom full ofPhD’s will beunable to fix itFifteen minutespast scheduledend time; no endin sight. Isnothing sacred?Slideshow willadvance too farby accident;needs helpfinding the“back” buttonYou will write alist of thingsyou need toaccomplishafter you're freeHost will saythat "this willbe a goodtalk"The finalslide willinclude acute cartoonSomethingwon’ttransfer fromMac to PCSlide will includeunnecessaryanimation (spiralor bounce) whilethe speaker grinsSpeaker will spendten minutesthanking peopleno one in the roomhas heard ofFacultymember whoglared at youfor fallingasleep will fallasleepThe speakerends on timefor questionsSpeaker willexplainabbreviationsmore quickly thancan be realisticallyrememberedSpeaker willread a wordyslide verbatim,thus defeatingthe purpose of atalkYou willdoodle; itwill beprettySomeonebehind theirscreen willbe shoppingIf speaker hasa laser pointer,point to items towhich lasersneedn’t pointYou willbecomeaware thatit’s a beautifulday outsideSpeaker makesstatementsdesigned todemonstrate thathe is smarter thanyouSomeone'shead willbobbackwardsSpittlewill bevisibleAlarmwill ringA poor,misguidedstudent willactually takenotesStudent whoasks everyspeaker will askthe speaker aquestionA student won'tlook at theirphone becausethey're next to aprofessorProjectormalfunction; aroom full ofPhD’s will beunable to fix itFifteen minutespast scheduledend time; no endin sight. Isnothing sacred?Slideshow willadvance too farby accident;needs helpfinding the“back” buttonYou will write alist of thingsyou need toaccomplishafter you're freeHost will saythat "this willbe a goodtalk"The finalslide willinclude acute cartoonSomethingwon’ttransfer fromMac to PCSlide will includeunnecessaryanimation (spiralor bounce) whilethe speaker grinsSpeaker will spendten minutesthanking peopleno one in the roomhas heard ofFacultymember whoglared at youfor fallingasleep will fallasleepThe speakerends on timefor questionsSpeaker willexplainabbreviationsmore quickly thancan be realisticallyrememberedSpeaker willread a wordyslide verbatim,thus defeatingthe purpose of atalkYou willdoodle; itwill beprettySomeonebehind theirscreen willbe shoppingIf speaker hasa laser pointer,point to items towhich lasersneedn’t pointYou willbecomeaware thatit’s a beautifulday outsideSpeaker makesstatementsdesigned todemonstrate thathe is smarter thanyou

Seminars... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Someone's head will bob backwards
  2. Spittle will be visible
  3. Alarm will ring
  4. A poor, misguided student will actually take notes
  5. Student who asks every speaker will ask the speaker a question
  6. A student won't look at their phone because they're next to a professor
  7. Projector malfunction; a room full of PhD’s will be unable to fix it
  8. Fifteen minutes past scheduled end time; no end in sight. Is nothing sacred?
  9. Slideshow will advance too far by accident; needs help finding the “back” button
  10. You will write a list of things you need to accomplish after you're free
  11. Host will say that "this will be a good talk"
  12. The final slide will include a cute cartoon
  13. Something won’t transfer from Mac to PC
  14. Slide will include unnecessary animation (spiral or bounce) while the speaker grins
  15. Speaker will spend ten minutes thanking people no one in the room has heard of
  16. Faculty member who glared at you for falling asleep will fall asleep
  17. The speaker ends on time for questions
  18. Speaker will explain abbreviations more quickly than can be realistically remembered
  19. Speaker will read a wordy slide verbatim, thus defeating the purpose of a talk
  20. You will doodle; it will be pretty
  21. Someone behind their screen will be shopping
  22. If speaker has a laser pointer, point to items to which lasers needn’t point
  23. You will become aware that it’s a beautiful day outside
  24. Speaker makes statements designed to demonstrate that he is smarter than you