Host will saythat "this willbe a goodtalk"The finalslide willinclude acute cartoonSomeonebehind theirscreen willbe shoppingFacultymember whoglared at youfor fallingasleep will fallasleepProjectormalfunction; aroom full ofPhD’s will beunable to fix itFifteen minutespast scheduledend time; no endin sight. Isnothing sacred?Slide will includeunnecessaryanimation (spiralor bounce) whilethe speaker grinsYou willdoodle; itwill beprettyIf speaker hasa laser pointer,point to items towhich lasersneedn’t pointSpeaker will spendten minutesthanking peopleno one in the roomhas heard ofSomeone'shead willbobbackwardsAlarmwill ringSpeaker willexplainabbreviationsmore quickly thancan be realisticallyrememberedYou will write alist of thingsyou need toaccomplishafter you're freeA student won'tlook at theirphone becausethey're next to aprofessorSlideshow willadvance too farby accident;needs helpfinding the“back” buttonSpeaker makesstatementsdesigned todemonstrate thathe is smarter thanyouSomethingwon’ttransfer fromMac to PCStudent whoasks everyspeaker will askthe speaker aquestionSpittlewill bevisibleA poor,misguidedstudent willactually takenotesSpeaker willread a wordyslide verbatim,thus defeatingthe purpose of atalkThe speakerends on timefor questionsYou willbecomeaware thatit’s a beautifulday outsideHost will saythat "this willbe a goodtalk"The finalslide willinclude acute cartoonSomeonebehind theirscreen willbe shoppingFacultymember whoglared at youfor fallingasleep will fallasleepProjectormalfunction; aroom full ofPhD’s will beunable to fix itFifteen minutespast scheduledend time; no endin sight. Isnothing sacred?Slide will includeunnecessaryanimation (spiralor bounce) whilethe speaker grinsYou willdoodle; itwill beprettyIf speaker hasa laser pointer,point to items towhich lasersneedn’t pointSpeaker will spendten minutesthanking peopleno one in the roomhas heard ofSomeone'shead willbobbackwardsAlarmwill ringSpeaker willexplainabbreviationsmore quickly thancan be realisticallyrememberedYou will write alist of thingsyou need toaccomplishafter you're freeA student won'tlook at theirphone becausethey're next to aprofessorSlideshow willadvance too farby accident;needs helpfinding the“back” buttonSpeaker makesstatementsdesigned todemonstrate thathe is smarter thanyouSomethingwon’ttransfer fromMac to PCStudent whoasks everyspeaker will askthe speaker aquestionSpittlewill bevisibleA poor,misguidedstudent willactually takenotesSpeaker willread a wordyslide verbatim,thus defeatingthe purpose of atalkThe speakerends on timefor questionsYou willbecomeaware thatit’s a beautifulday outside

Seminars... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Host will say that "this will be a good talk"
  2. The final slide will include a cute cartoon
  3. Someone behind their screen will be shopping
  4. Faculty member who glared at you for falling asleep will fall asleep
  5. Projector malfunction; a room full of PhD’s will be unable to fix it
  6. Fifteen minutes past scheduled end time; no end in sight. Is nothing sacred?
  7. Slide will include unnecessary animation (spiral or bounce) while the speaker grins
  8. You will doodle; it will be pretty
  9. If speaker has a laser pointer, point to items to which lasers needn’t point
  10. Speaker will spend ten minutes thanking people no one in the room has heard of
  11. Someone's head will bob backwards
  12. Alarm will ring
  13. Speaker will explain abbreviations more quickly than can be realistically remembered
  14. You will write a list of things you need to accomplish after you're free
  15. A student won't look at their phone because they're next to a professor
  16. Slideshow will advance too far by accident; needs help finding the “back” button
  17. Speaker makes statements designed to demonstrate that he is smarter than you
  18. Something won’t transfer from Mac to PC
  19. Student who asks every speaker will ask the speaker a question
  20. Spittle will be visible
  21. A poor, misguided student will actually take notes
  22. Speaker will read a wordy slide verbatim, thus defeating the purpose of a talk
  23. The speaker ends on time for questions
  24. You will become aware that it’s a beautiful day outside