A student won'tlook at theirphone becausethey're next to aprofessorA poor,misguidedstudent willactually takenotesProjectormalfunction; aroom full ofPhD’s will beunable to fix itSomethingwon’ttransfer fromMac to PCStudent whoasks everyspeaker will askthe speaker aquestionThe speakerends on timefor questionsSpeaker willexplainabbreviationsmore quickly thancan be realisticallyrememberedFifteen minutespast scheduledend time; no endin sight. Isnothing sacred?Slideshow willadvance too farby accident;needs helpfinding the“back” buttonYou willbecomeaware thatit’s a beautifulday outsideSomeone'shead willbobbackwardsSpittlewill bevisibleYou willdoodle; itwill beprettyFacultymember whoglared at youfor fallingasleep will fallasleepSpeaker will spendten minutesthanking peopleno one in the roomhas heard ofYou will write alist of thingsyou need toaccomplishafter you're freeAlarmwill ringThe finalslide willinclude acute cartoonSomeonebehind theirscreen willbe shoppingHost will saythat "this willbe a goodtalk"Speaker willread a wordyslide verbatim,thus defeatingthe purpose of atalkSpeaker makesstatementsdesigned todemonstrate thathe is smarter thanyouIf speaker hasa laser pointer,point to items towhich lasersneedn’t pointSlide will includeunnecessaryanimation (spiralor bounce) whilethe speaker grinsA student won'tlook at theirphone becausethey're next to aprofessorA poor,misguidedstudent willactually takenotesProjectormalfunction; aroom full ofPhD’s will beunable to fix itSomethingwon’ttransfer fromMac to PCStudent whoasks everyspeaker will askthe speaker aquestionThe speakerends on timefor questionsSpeaker willexplainabbreviationsmore quickly thancan be realisticallyrememberedFifteen minutespast scheduledend time; no endin sight. Isnothing sacred?Slideshow willadvance too farby accident;needs helpfinding the“back” buttonYou willbecomeaware thatit’s a beautifulday outsideSomeone'shead willbobbackwardsSpittlewill bevisibleYou willdoodle; itwill beprettyFacultymember whoglared at youfor fallingasleep will fallasleepSpeaker will spendten minutesthanking peopleno one in the roomhas heard ofYou will write alist of thingsyou need toaccomplishafter you're freeAlarmwill ringThe finalslide willinclude acute cartoonSomeonebehind theirscreen willbe shoppingHost will saythat "this willbe a goodtalk"Speaker willread a wordyslide verbatim,thus defeatingthe purpose of atalkSpeaker makesstatementsdesigned todemonstrate thathe is smarter thanyouIf speaker hasa laser pointer,point to items towhich lasersneedn’t pointSlide will includeunnecessaryanimation (spiralor bounce) whilethe speaker grins

Seminars... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A student won't look at their phone because they're next to a professor
  2. A poor, misguided student will actually take notes
  3. Projector malfunction; a room full of PhD’s will be unable to fix it
  4. Something won’t transfer from Mac to PC
  5. Student who asks every speaker will ask the speaker a question
  6. The speaker ends on time for questions
  7. Speaker will explain abbreviations more quickly than can be realistically remembered
  8. Fifteen minutes past scheduled end time; no end in sight. Is nothing sacred?
  9. Slideshow will advance too far by accident; needs help finding the “back” button
  10. You will become aware that it’s a beautiful day outside
  11. Someone's head will bob backwards
  12. Spittle will be visible
  13. You will doodle; it will be pretty
  14. Faculty member who glared at you for falling asleep will fall asleep
  15. Speaker will spend ten minutes thanking people no one in the room has heard of
  16. You will write a list of things you need to accomplish after you're free
  17. Alarm will ring
  18. The final slide will include a cute cartoon
  19. Someone behind their screen will be shopping
  20. Host will say that "this will be a good talk"
  21. Speaker will read a wordy slide verbatim, thus defeating the purpose of a talk
  22. Speaker makes statements designed to demonstrate that he is smarter than you
  23. If speaker has a laser pointer, point to items to which lasers needn’t point
  24. Slide will include unnecessary animation (spiral or bounce) while the speaker grins