You willbecomeaware thatit’s a beautifulday outsideYou willdoodle; itwill beprettyHost will saythat "this willbe a goodtalk"If speaker hasa laser pointer,point to items towhich lasersneedn’t pointYou will write alist of thingsyou need toaccomplishafter you're freeFacultymember whoglared at youfor fallingasleep will fallasleepSomeone'shead willbobbackwardsSomethingwon’ttransfer fromMac to PCSpittlewill bevisibleSlide will includeunnecessaryanimation (spiralor bounce) whilethe speaker grinsA poor,misguidedstudent willactually takenotesThe finalslide willinclude acute cartoonSlideshow willadvance too farby accident;needs helpfinding the“back” buttonSomeonebehind theirscreen willbe shoppingStudent whoasks everyspeaker will askthe speaker aquestionProjectormalfunction; aroom full ofPhD’s will beunable to fix itSpeaker willread a wordyslide verbatim,thus defeatingthe purpose of atalkAlarmwill ringSpeaker will spendten minutesthanking peopleno one in the roomhas heard ofFifteen minutespast scheduledend time; no endin sight. Isnothing sacred?Speaker willexplainabbreviationsmore quickly thancan be realisticallyrememberedThe speakerends on timefor questionsA student won'tlook at theirphone becausethey're next to aprofessorSpeaker makesstatementsdesigned todemonstrate thathe is smarter thanyouYou willbecomeaware thatit’s a beautifulday outsideYou willdoodle; itwill beprettyHost will saythat "this willbe a goodtalk"If speaker hasa laser pointer,point to items towhich lasersneedn’t pointYou will write alist of thingsyou need toaccomplishafter you're freeFacultymember whoglared at youfor fallingasleep will fallasleepSomeone'shead willbobbackwardsSomethingwon’ttransfer fromMac to PCSpittlewill bevisibleSlide will includeunnecessaryanimation (spiralor bounce) whilethe speaker grinsA poor,misguidedstudent willactually takenotesThe finalslide willinclude acute cartoonSlideshow willadvance too farby accident;needs helpfinding the“back” buttonSomeonebehind theirscreen willbe shoppingStudent whoasks everyspeaker will askthe speaker aquestionProjectormalfunction; aroom full ofPhD’s will beunable to fix itSpeaker willread a wordyslide verbatim,thus defeatingthe purpose of atalkAlarmwill ringSpeaker will spendten minutesthanking peopleno one in the roomhas heard ofFifteen minutespast scheduledend time; no endin sight. Isnothing sacred?Speaker willexplainabbreviationsmore quickly thancan be realisticallyrememberedThe speakerends on timefor questionsA student won'tlook at theirphone becausethey're next to aprofessorSpeaker makesstatementsdesigned todemonstrate thathe is smarter thanyou

Seminars... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You will become aware that it’s a beautiful day outside
  2. You will doodle; it will be pretty
  3. Host will say that "this will be a good talk"
  4. If speaker has a laser pointer, point to items to which lasers needn’t point
  5. You will write a list of things you need to accomplish after you're free
  6. Faculty member who glared at you for falling asleep will fall asleep
  7. Someone's head will bob backwards
  8. Something won’t transfer from Mac to PC
  9. Spittle will be visible
  10. Slide will include unnecessary animation (spiral or bounce) while the speaker grins
  11. A poor, misguided student will actually take notes
  12. The final slide will include a cute cartoon
  13. Slideshow will advance too far by accident; needs help finding the “back” button
  14. Someone behind their screen will be shopping
  15. Student who asks every speaker will ask the speaker a question
  16. Projector malfunction; a room full of PhD’s will be unable to fix it
  17. Speaker will read a wordy slide verbatim, thus defeating the purpose of a talk
  18. Alarm will ring
  19. Speaker will spend ten minutes thanking people no one in the room has heard of
  20. Fifteen minutes past scheduled end time; no end in sight. Is nothing sacred?
  21. Speaker will explain abbreviations more quickly than can be realistically remembered
  22. The speaker ends on time for questions
  23. A student won't look at their phone because they're next to a professor
  24. Speaker makes statements designed to demonstrate that he is smarter than you