Speaker makesstatementsdesigned todemonstrate thathe is smarter thanyouFacultymember whoglared at youfor fallingasleep will fallasleepSomeonebehind theirscreen willbe shoppingSpeaker will spendten minutesthanking peopleno one in the roomhas heard ofYou will write alist of thingsyou need toaccomplishafter you're freeSomethingwon’ttransfer fromMac to PCYou willdoodle; itwill beprettyThe speakerends on timefor questionsSomeone'shead willbobbackwardsSlideshow willadvance too farby accident;needs helpfinding the“back” buttonIf speaker hasa laser pointer,point to items towhich lasersneedn’t pointProjectormalfunction; aroom full ofPhD’s will beunable to fix itSpeaker willread a wordyslide verbatim,thus defeatingthe purpose of atalkFifteen minutespast scheduledend time; no endin sight. Isnothing sacred?A student won'tlook at theirphone becausethey're next to aprofessorA poor,misguidedstudent willactually takenotesThe finalslide willinclude acute cartoonStudent whoasks everyspeaker will askthe speaker aquestionSpittlewill bevisibleAlarmwill ringYou willbecomeaware thatit’s a beautifulday outsideSpeaker willexplainabbreviationsmore quickly thancan be realisticallyrememberedSlide will includeunnecessaryanimation (spiralor bounce) whilethe speaker grinsHost will saythat "this willbe a goodtalk"Speaker makesstatementsdesigned todemonstrate thathe is smarter thanyouFacultymember whoglared at youfor fallingasleep will fallasleepSomeonebehind theirscreen willbe shoppingSpeaker will spendten minutesthanking peopleno one in the roomhas heard ofYou will write alist of thingsyou need toaccomplishafter you're freeSomethingwon’ttransfer fromMac to PCYou willdoodle; itwill beprettyThe speakerends on timefor questionsSomeone'shead willbobbackwardsSlideshow willadvance too farby accident;needs helpfinding the“back” buttonIf speaker hasa laser pointer,point to items towhich lasersneedn’t pointProjectormalfunction; aroom full ofPhD’s will beunable to fix itSpeaker willread a wordyslide verbatim,thus defeatingthe purpose of atalkFifteen minutespast scheduledend time; no endin sight. Isnothing sacred?A student won'tlook at theirphone becausethey're next to aprofessorA poor,misguidedstudent willactually takenotesThe finalslide willinclude acute cartoonStudent whoasks everyspeaker will askthe speaker aquestionSpittlewill bevisibleAlarmwill ringYou willbecomeaware thatit’s a beautifulday outsideSpeaker willexplainabbreviationsmore quickly thancan be realisticallyrememberedSlide will includeunnecessaryanimation (spiralor bounce) whilethe speaker grinsHost will saythat "this willbe a goodtalk"

Seminars... - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Speaker makes statements designed to demonstrate that he is smarter than you
  2. Faculty member who glared at you for falling asleep will fall asleep
  3. Someone behind their screen will be shopping
  4. Speaker will spend ten minutes thanking people no one in the room has heard of
  5. You will write a list of things you need to accomplish after you're free
  6. Something won’t transfer from Mac to PC
  7. You will doodle; it will be pretty
  8. The speaker ends on time for questions
  9. Someone's head will bob backwards
  10. Slideshow will advance too far by accident; needs help finding the “back” button
  11. If speaker has a laser pointer, point to items to which lasers needn’t point
  12. Projector malfunction; a room full of PhD’s will be unable to fix it
  13. Speaker will read a wordy slide verbatim, thus defeating the purpose of a talk
  14. Fifteen minutes past scheduled end time; no end in sight. Is nothing sacred?
  15. A student won't look at their phone because they're next to a professor
  16. A poor, misguided student will actually take notes
  17. The final slide will include a cute cartoon
  18. Student who asks every speaker will ask the speaker a question
  19. Spittle will be visible
  20. Alarm will ring
  21. You will become aware that it’s a beautiful day outside
  22. Speaker will explain abbreviations more quickly than can be realistically remembered
  23. Slide will include unnecessary animation (spiral or bounce) while the speaker grins
  24. Host will say that "this will be a good talk"