You're notwelcomehereHave youbeenswimming inthe toilet?Want someof my eggsaladsandwich?We alreadyhave enoughfriends inyouth groupYourhonking issoannoyingFeathersmake mesneezeYou'resuch agoslingAre youmolting or doyou alwayslook likethat?Sorry, thatseat is forhumansonlyIn this youthgroup, wehave hands,not wingsYourbreathis fowlStopbuilding anest onthe futon!Why don'tyou migrateover toanotherchurch?We don'tusually letgeese cometo youthgroupShutyourbeak!Go layan egg!Roast gooseis ourfamily'sfavoriteholiday mealWhy don'tyou justgo flysouth?Goosehuntingseasonstarts todayMy Mom Momsleeps on apillow made ofgoosefeathersYou reallyshould doeverythingby yourselfWhat a bird-brainedanswer thatwas!Are you wild ordomesticated?Go flya kite!You're notwelcomehereHave youbeenswimming inthe toilet?Want someof my eggsaladsandwich?We alreadyhave enoughfriends inyouth groupYourhonking issoannoyingFeathersmake mesneezeYou'resuch agoslingAre youmolting or doyou alwayslook likethat?Sorry, thatseat is forhumansonlyIn this youthgroup, wehave hands,not wingsYourbreathis fowlStopbuilding anest onthe futon!Why don'tyou migrateover toanotherchurch?We don'tusually letgeese cometo youthgroupShutyourbeak!Go layan egg!Roast gooseis ourfamily'sfavoriteholiday mealWhy don'tyou justgo flysouth?Goosehuntingseasonstarts todayMy Mom Momsleeps on apillow made ofgoosefeathersYou reallyshould doeverythingby yourselfWhat a bird-brainedanswer thatwas!Are you wild ordomesticated?Go flya kite!

Things You Should Never Say to a Goose in Youth Group - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You're not welcome here
  2. Have you been swimming in the toilet?
  3. Want some of my egg salad sandwich?
  4. We already have enough friends in youth group
  5. Your honking is so annoying
  6. Feathers make me sneeze
  7. You're such a gosling
  8. Are you molting or do you always look like that?
  9. Sorry, that seat is for humans only
  10. In this youth group, we have hands, not wings
  11. Your breath is fowl
  12. Stop building a nest on the futon!
  13. Why don't you migrate over to another church?
  14. We don't usually let geese come to youth group
  15. Shut your beak!
  16. Go lay an egg!
  17. Roast goose is our family's favorite holiday meal
  18. Why don't you just go fly south?
  19. Goose hunting season starts today
  20. My Mom Mom sleeps on a pillow made of goose feathers
  21. You really should do everything by yourself
  22. What a bird-brained answer that was!
  23. Are you wild or domesticated?
  24. Go fly a kite!