You'resuch agoslingYourbreathis fowlShutyourbeak!Goosehuntingseasonstarts todayWant someof my eggsaladsandwich?Sorry, thatseat is forhumansonlyWe don'tusually letgeese cometo youthgroupAre youmolting or doyou alwayslook likethat?We alreadyhave enoughfriends inyouth groupIn this youthgroup, wehave hands,not wingsAre you wild ordomesticated?You reallyshould doeverythingby yourselfWhy don'tyou justgo flysouth?Have youbeenswimming inthe toilet?Go flya kite!My Mom Momsleeps on apillow made ofgoosefeathersFeathersmake mesneezeWhat a bird-brainedanswer thatwas!Stopbuilding anest onthe futon!You're notwelcomehereWhy don'tyou migrateover toanotherchurch?Yourhonking issoannoyingRoast gooseis ourfamily'sfavoriteholiday mealGo layan egg!You'resuch agoslingYourbreathis fowlShutyourbeak!Goosehuntingseasonstarts todayWant someof my eggsaladsandwich?Sorry, thatseat is forhumansonlyWe don'tusually letgeese cometo youthgroupAre youmolting or doyou alwayslook likethat?We alreadyhave enoughfriends inyouth groupIn this youthgroup, wehave hands,not wingsAre you wild ordomesticated?You reallyshould doeverythingby yourselfWhy don'tyou justgo flysouth?Have youbeenswimming inthe toilet?Go flya kite!My Mom Momsleeps on apillow made ofgoosefeathersFeathersmake mesneezeWhat a bird-brainedanswer thatwas!Stopbuilding anest onthe futon!You're notwelcomehereWhy don'tyou migrateover toanotherchurch?Yourhonking issoannoyingRoast gooseis ourfamily'sfavoriteholiday mealGo layan egg!

Things You Should Never Say to a Goose in Youth Group - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. You're such a gosling
  2. Your breath is fowl
  3. Shut your beak!
  4. Goose hunting season starts today
  5. Want some of my egg salad sandwich?
  6. Sorry, that seat is for humans only
  7. We don't usually let geese come to youth group
  8. Are you molting or do you always look like that?
  9. We already have enough friends in youth group
  10. In this youth group, we have hands, not wings
  11. Are you wild or domesticated?
  12. You really should do everything by yourself
  13. Why don't you just go fly south?
  14. Have you been swimming in the toilet?
  15. Go fly a kite!
  16. My Mom Mom sleeps on a pillow made of goose feathers
  17. Feathers make me sneeze
  18. What a bird-brained answer that was!
  19. Stop building a nest on the futon!
  20. You're not welcome here
  21. Why don't you migrate over to another church?
  22. Your honking is so annoying
  23. Roast goose is our family's favorite holiday meal
  24. Go lay an egg!