Why don'tyou justgo flysouth?Yourbreathis fowlYourhonking issoannoyingWe don'tusually letgeese cometo youthgroupGo layan egg!My Mom Momsleeps on apillow made ofgoosefeathersAre you wild ordomesticated?Sorry, thatseat is forhumansonlyYou reallyshould doeverythingby yourselfFeathersmake mesneezeShutyourbeak!In this youthgroup, wehave hands,not wingsStopbuilding anest onthe futon!Have youbeenswimming inthe toilet?Are youmolting or doyou alwayslook likethat?What a bird-brainedanswer thatwas!You'resuch agoslingWhy don'tyou migrateover toanotherchurch?Go flya kite!Roast gooseis ourfamily'sfavoriteholiday mealWant someof my eggsaladsandwich?You're notwelcomehereWe alreadyhave enoughfriends inyouth groupGoosehuntingseasonstarts todayWhy don'tyou justgo flysouth?Yourbreathis fowlYourhonking issoannoyingWe don'tusually letgeese cometo youthgroupGo layan egg!My Mom Momsleeps on apillow made ofgoosefeathersAre you wild ordomesticated?Sorry, thatseat is forhumansonlyYou reallyshould doeverythingby yourselfFeathersmake mesneezeShutyourbeak!In this youthgroup, wehave hands,not wingsStopbuilding anest onthe futon!Have youbeenswimming inthe toilet?Are youmolting or doyou alwayslook likethat?What a bird-brainedanswer thatwas!You'resuch agoslingWhy don'tyou migrateover toanotherchurch?Go flya kite!Roast gooseis ourfamily'sfavoriteholiday mealWant someof my eggsaladsandwich?You're notwelcomehereWe alreadyhave enoughfriends inyouth groupGoosehuntingseasonstarts today

Things You Should Never Say to a Goose in Youth Group - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Why don't you just go fly south?
  2. Your breath is fowl
  3. Your honking is so annoying
  4. We don't usually let geese come to youth group
  5. Go lay an egg!
  6. My Mom Mom sleeps on a pillow made of goose feathers
  7. Are you wild or domesticated?
  8. Sorry, that seat is for humans only
  9. You really should do everything by yourself
  10. Feathers make me sneeze
  11. Shut your beak!
  12. In this youth group, we have hands, not wings
  13. Stop building a nest on the futon!
  14. Have you been swimming in the toilet?
  15. Are you molting or do you always look like that?
  16. What a bird-brained answer that was!
  17. You're such a gosling
  18. Why don't you migrate over to another church?
  19. Go fly a kite!
  20. Roast goose is our family's favorite holiday meal
  21. Want some of my egg salad sandwich?
  22. You're not welcome here
  23. We already have enough friends in youth group
  24. Goose hunting season starts today