Things You Should Never Say to a Goose in Youth Group - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. Go fly a kite!
2. Goose hunting season starts today
3. Feathers make me sneeze
4. Are you molting or do you always look like that?
5. Why don't you just fly south?
6. You really should do everything by yourself
7. We already have enough friends in youth group
8. Why don't you migrate over to another church?
9. My Mom Mom sleeps on a pillow made of goose feathers
10. We don't usually let geese come to youth group
11. You're not welcome here
12. Your honking is so annoying
13. Are you wild or domesticated?
14. What a bird-brained answer that was!
15. Your breath is fowl
16. In this youth group, we have hands, not wings
17. Go lay an egg!
18. Want some of my egg salad sandwich?
19. Roast goose is our family's favorite holiday meal
20. You're such a gosling
21. Shut your beak!
22. Sorry, that seat is for humans only
23. Have you been swimming in the toilet?
24. Stop building a nest on the futon!