Post-docs (because that's the stage you're in rn) Having children will destroy your career Expert who is actually a random person Assumes everyone is a Canadian historian Peter is an Oxford Man No one has questions "These meetings are very important" Advice that is too specific to apply to anyone Work/life balance Leaves mid- conversation Child/pet interrupts meeting Repeats your words as if own idea "Thank you for making the time" Susan Roy saves the day You will never get a job Mental health is important May I introduce Alt-Ac Zoom issues Meeting with literally no actionable advice Someone doesn't turn mic on while speaking Meeting goes long Cuts you off mid- sentence Grant didn't go home the summer before comps Someone from the government Post-docs (because that's the stage you're in rn) Having children will destroy your career Expert who is actually a random person Assumes everyone is a Canadian historian Peter is an Oxford Man No one has questions "These meetings are very important" Advice that is too specific to apply to anyone Work/life balance Leaves mid- conversation Child/pet interrupts meeting Repeats your words as if own idea "Thank you for making the time" Susan Roy saves the day You will never get a job Mental health is important May I introduce Alt-Ac Zoom issues Meeting with literally no actionable advice Someone doesn't turn mic on while speaking Meeting goes long Cuts you off mid- sentence Grant didn't go home the summer before comps Someone from the government
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Post-docs
(because that's
the stage
you're in rn)
Having
children will destroy your career
Expert who is actually a random person
Assumes everyone is a Canadian historian
Peter is an Oxford Man
No one has questions
"These meetings are very important"
Advice that is too specific to apply to anyone
Work/life balance
Leaves mid-conversation
Child/pet interrupts meeting
Repeats your words as if own idea
"Thank you
for making the time"
Susan Roy saves the day
You will never get a job
Mental health is important
May I introduce Alt-Ac
Zoom issues
Meeting with literally no actionable advice
Someone doesn't
turn mic on while speaking
Meeting goes long
Cuts you off mid-sentence
Grant didn't go home the summer before comps
Someone from the government
