Isn't anywherenear theinstrumentand wants totroubleshoot“Why hasn’tanyonecontacted meto scheduleservice?”“Mybiotek isbroken”Readsinstrumentmodel numberwhen askedfor serial"But I AMthe ITdepartment"Longwinded,never stopstalkingComm errdue to failureto connectUSB cord“Let’s setup aconferencecall”“Theserialnumber isRS232”Demandson-siteservicetomorrowPrecisioncall"I needthis onAgilentletterhead"CallsyouuselessInterruptusmaximusArchaicPCReads theiremail to youat the speedof lightOverlyconfidentcustomer thatactuallyknows nothingFirewireTake3 valuesdon't matchtheirNanodropBlamesfailure oftheir ELISAkit on platewasherLack ofcomputerskills"Can Ihave myPM on*this* day"MimiIrate atservicelead timesIsn't anywherenear theinstrumentand wants totroubleshoot“Why hasn’tanyonecontacted meto scheduleservice?”“Mybiotek isbroken”Readsinstrumentmodel numberwhen askedfor serial"But I AMthe ITdepartment"Longwinded,never stopstalkingComm errdue to failureto connectUSB cord“Let’s setup aconferencecall”“Theserialnumber isRS232”Demandson-siteservicetomorrowPrecisioncall"I needthis onAgilentletterhead"CallsyouuselessInterruptusmaximusArchaicPCReads theiremail to youat the speedof lightOverlyconfidentcustomer thatactuallyknows nothingFirewireTake3 valuesdon't matchtheirNanodropBlamesfailure oftheir ELISAkit on platewasherLack ofcomputerskills"Can Ihave myPM on*this* day"MimiIrate atservicelead times

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Isn't anywhere near the instrument and wants to troubleshoot
  2. “Why hasn’t anyone contacted me to schedule service?”
  3. “My biotek is broken”
  4. Reads instrument model number when asked for serial
  5. "But I AM the IT department"
  6. Long winded, never stops talking
  7. Comm err due to failure to connect USB cord
  8. “Let’s set up a conference call”
  9. “The serial number is RS232”
  10. Demands on-site service tomorrow
  11. Precision call
  12. "I need this on Agilent letterhead"
  13. Calls you useless
  14. Interruptus maximus
  15. Archaic PC
  16. Reads their email to you at the speed of light
  17. Overly confident customer that actually knows nothing
  18. Firewire
  19. Take3 values don't match their Nanodrop
  20. Blames failure of their ELISA kit on plate washer
  21. Lack of computer skills
  22. "Can I have my PM on *this* day"
  23. Mimi
  24. Irate at service lead times