Irate atservicelead timesReads theiremail to youat the speedof lightCallsyouuseless"I needthis onAgilentletterhead"Take3 valuesdon't matchtheirNanodropLack ofcomputerskillsComm errdue to failureto connectUSB cord"Can Ihave myPM on*this* day"Readsinstrumentmodel numberwhen askedfor serial“Mybiotek isbroken”“Why hasn’tanyonecontacted meto scheduleservice?”FirewireBlamesfailure oftheir ELISAkit on platewasherMimiPrecisioncallLongwinded,never stopstalking“Let’s setup aconferencecall”InterruptusmaximusArchaicPC“Theserialnumber isRS232”Overlyconfidentcustomer thatactuallyknows nothingIsn't anywherenear theinstrumentand wants totroubleshoot"But I AMthe ITdepartment"Demandson-siteservicetomorrowIrate atservicelead timesReads theiremail to youat the speedof lightCallsyouuseless"I needthis onAgilentletterhead"Take3 valuesdon't matchtheirNanodropLack ofcomputerskillsComm errdue to failureto connectUSB cord"Can Ihave myPM on*this* day"Readsinstrumentmodel numberwhen askedfor serial“Mybiotek isbroken”“Why hasn’tanyonecontacted meto scheduleservice?”FirewireBlamesfailure oftheir ELISAkit on platewasherMimiPrecisioncallLongwinded,never stopstalking“Let’s setup aconferencecall”InterruptusmaximusArchaicPC“Theserialnumber isRS232”Overlyconfidentcustomer thatactuallyknows nothingIsn't anywherenear theinstrumentand wants totroubleshoot"But I AMthe ITdepartment"Demandson-siteservicetomorrow

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Irate at service lead times
  2. Reads their email to you at the speed of light
  3. Calls you useless
  4. "I need this on Agilent letterhead"
  5. Take3 values don't match their Nanodrop
  6. Lack of computer skills
  7. Comm err due to failure to connect USB cord
  8. "Can I have my PM on *this* day"
  9. Reads instrument model number when asked for serial
  10. “My biotek is broken”
  11. “Why hasn’t anyone contacted me to schedule service?”
  12. Firewire
  13. Blames failure of their ELISA kit on plate washer
  14. Mimi
  15. Precision call
  16. Long winded, never stops talking
  17. “Let’s set up a conference call”
  18. Interruptus maximus
  19. Archaic PC
  20. “The serial number is RS232”
  21. Overly confident customer that actually knows nothing
  22. Isn't anywhere near the instrument and wants to troubleshoot
  23. "But I AM the IT department"
  24. Demands on-site service tomorrow