CallsyouuselessReadsinstrumentmodel numberwhen askedfor serialReads theiremail to youat the speedof lightLack ofcomputerskillsFirewireTake3 valuesdon't matchtheirNanodrop"I needthis onAgilentletterhead"Irate atservicelead times“Theserialnumber isRS232”Blamesfailure oftheir ELISAkit on platewasherLongwinded,never stopstalking"Can Ihave myPM on*this* day"InterruptusmaximusDemandson-siteservicetomorrow“Why hasn’tanyonecontacted meto scheduleservice?”Overlyconfidentcustomer thatactuallyknows nothingIsn't anywherenear theinstrumentand wants totroubleshoot“Mybiotek isbroken”"But I AMthe ITdepartment"MimiPrecisioncallArchaicPC“Let’s setup aconferencecall”Comm errdue to failureto connectUSB cordCallsyouuselessReadsinstrumentmodel numberwhen askedfor serialReads theiremail to youat the speedof lightLack ofcomputerskillsFirewireTake3 valuesdon't matchtheirNanodrop"I needthis onAgilentletterhead"Irate atservicelead times“Theserialnumber isRS232”Blamesfailure oftheir ELISAkit on platewasherLongwinded,never stopstalking"Can Ihave myPM on*this* day"InterruptusmaximusDemandson-siteservicetomorrow“Why hasn’tanyonecontacted meto scheduleservice?”Overlyconfidentcustomer thatactuallyknows nothingIsn't anywherenear theinstrumentand wants totroubleshoot“Mybiotek isbroken”"But I AMthe ITdepartment"MimiPrecisioncallArchaicPC“Let’s setup aconferencecall”Comm errdue to failureto connectUSB cord

Untitled Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Calls you useless
  2. Reads instrument model number when asked for serial
  3. Reads their email to you at the speed of light
  4. Lack of computer skills
  5. Firewire
  6. Take3 values don't match their Nanodrop
  7. "I need this on Agilent letterhead"
  8. Irate at service lead times
  9. “The serial number is RS232”
  10. Blames failure of their ELISA kit on plate washer
  11. Long winded, never stops talking
  12. "Can I have my PM on *this* day"
  13. Interruptus maximus
  14. Demands on-site service tomorrow
  15. “Why hasn’t anyone contacted me to schedule service?”
  16. Overly confident customer that actually knows nothing
  17. Isn't anywhere near the instrument and wants to troubleshoot
  18. “My biotek is broken”
  19. "But I AM the IT department"
  20. Mimi
  21. Precision call
  22. Archaic PC
  23. “Let’s set up a conference call”
  24. Comm err due to failure to connect USB cord