(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
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Demands on-site service tomorrow
Calls you useless
Interruptus maximus
Take3 values don't match their Nanodrop
Reads their email to you at the speed of light
"But I AM the IT department"
Isn't anywhere near the instrument and wants to troubleshoot
Lack of computer skills
“The serial number is RS232”
“My biotek is broken”
Mimi
“Why hasn’t anyone contacted me to schedule service?”
Precision call
“Let’s set up a conference call”
Blames failure of their ELISA kit on plate washer
Comm err due to failure to connect USB cord
Firewire
Long winded, never stops talking
Overly confident customer that actually knows nothing
Archaic PC
"Can I have my PM on *this* day"
Reads instrument model number when asked for serial