Smiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredWent tobedbefore8:00pmRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Wished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Prayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Woke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredWent tobedbefore8:00pmRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Wished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Prayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Woke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalong

Toddler Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Smiled or laughed in spite of how awful you feel bc your toddler did something super cute
  2. Looked at your toddler and marveled that there will soon be TWO people you love THAT MUCH in that particular way
  3. Glared at husband for suggesting <insert food that makes you nauseous> for dinner
  4. Wished more of your coworkers were parents
  5. Wondered how on earth your are going to wake up in the night to breastfeed and then wake up to chase a toddler
  6. Developed a new awe and respect for mothers everywhere
  7. Looked back fondly on the pregnancy when you were JUST sick and not sick and dead tired
  8. Drank maybe a little maybe a lot more coffee than last time
  9. Woke up and counted the hours until you can go back to sleep
  10. Made a box of mac n cheese "for your toddler" then ate 3/4 of it yourself
  11. Wondered if it is safe to drive when you are this tired
  12. Went to bed before 8:00pm
  13. Realized the desire for "fun" has been replaced by the desire to feel halfway functional
  14. Sneezed and peed. Multiple times. In one day.
  15. Wished you liked your maternity clothes more than you do
  16. Sat your toddler in front of the TV more often than you said you would
  17. A random person helped you in public bc they see you with your belly and your toddler and think "That woman could use a hand"
  18. Prayed you'll be less sick than last time. Was deeply disappointed
  19. Sat your toddler on your lap then had to shift him off to the side because your bump is now in the way
  20. Woke up on a second trimester morning after a rare good night sleep -- and felt like SUPERWOMAN
  21. Napped while your toddler napped
  22. Let your toddler play with pens (or do something else you probably shouldn't let him do) bc you're just too tired to do anything about it
  23. Breathed a huge sigh of relief when your bump finally started to look like a bump and not like you ate too many burritos
  24. Wondered how your kids are going to get along