Drank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Realized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Wishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Glared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itWent tobedbefore8:00pmDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Realized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Wishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Glared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itWent tobedbefore8:00pmDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercute

Toddler Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Drank maybe a little maybe a lot more coffee than last time
  2. Wondered how on earth your are going to wake up in the night to breastfeed and then wake up to chase a toddler
  3. A random person helped you in public bc they see you with your belly and your toddler and think "That woman could use a hand"
  4. Realized the desire for "fun" has been replaced by the desire to feel halfway functional
  5. Sneezed and peed. Multiple times. In one day.
  6. Wished more of your coworkers were parents
  7. Made a box of mac n cheese "for your toddler" then ate 3/4 of it yourself
  8. Prayed you'll be less sick than last time. Was deeply disappointed
  9. Looked at your toddler and marveled that there will soon be TWO people you love THAT MUCH in that particular way
  10. Wished you liked your maternity clothes more than you do
  11. Sat your toddler on your lap then had to shift him off to the side because your bump is now in the way
  12. Glared at husband for suggesting <insert food that makes you nauseous> for dinner
  13. Wondered how your kids are going to get along
  14. Woke up on a second trimester morning after a rare good night sleep -- and felt like SUPERWOMAN
  15. Woke up and counted the hours until you can go back to sleep
  16. Looked back fondly on the pregnancy when you were JUST sick and not sick and dead tired
  17. Sat your toddler in front of the TV more often than you said you would
  18. Napped while your toddler napped
  19. Let your toddler play with pens (or do something else you probably shouldn't let him do) bc you're just too tired to do anything about it
  20. Went to bed before 8:00pm
  21. Developed a new awe and respect for mothers everywhere
  22. Wondered if it is safe to drive when you are this tired
  23. Breathed a huge sigh of relief when your bump finally started to look like a bump and not like you ate too many burritos
  24. Smiled or laughed in spite of how awful you feel bc your toddler did something super cute