Prayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredWent tobedbefore8:00pmSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Smiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Wishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Prayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredWent tobedbefore8:00pmSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Smiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Wishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"

Toddler Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Prayed you'll be less sick than last time. Was deeply disappointed
  2. Breathed a huge sigh of relief when your bump finally started to look like a bump and not like you ate too many burritos
  3. Sat your toddler in front of the TV more often than you said you would
  4. Woke up and counted the hours until you can go back to sleep
  5. Looked back fondly on the pregnancy when you were JUST sick and not sick and dead tired
  6. Wondered if it is safe to drive when you are this tired
  7. Went to bed before 8:00pm
  8. Sat your toddler on your lap then had to shift him off to the side because your bump is now in the way
  9. Smiled or laughed in spite of how awful you feel bc your toddler did something super cute
  10. Wondered how your kids are going to get along
  11. Developed a new awe and respect for mothers everywhere
  12. Let your toddler play with pens (or do something else you probably shouldn't let him do) bc you're just too tired to do anything about it
  13. Glared at husband for suggesting <insert food that makes you nauseous> for dinner
  14. Drank maybe a little maybe a lot more coffee than last time
  15. Wondered how on earth your are going to wake up in the night to breastfeed and then wake up to chase a toddler
  16. Wished you liked your maternity clothes more than you do
  17. Napped while your toddler napped
  18. Looked at your toddler and marveled that there will soon be TWO people you love THAT MUCH in that particular way
  19. Realized the desire for "fun" has been replaced by the desire to feel halfway functional
  20. Sneezed and peed. Multiple times. In one day.
  21. Wished more of your coworkers were parents
  22. Woke up on a second trimester morning after a rare good night sleep -- and felt like SUPERWOMAN
  23. Made a box of mac n cheese "for your toddler" then ate 3/4 of it yourself
  24. A random person helped you in public bc they see you with your belly and your toddler and think "That woman could use a hand"