Drank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Sat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Wondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsWent tobedbefore8:00pmNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Drank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Sat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Wondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsWent tobedbefore8:00pmNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. 

Toddler Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Drank maybe a little maybe a lot more coffee than last time
  2. Smiled or laughed in spite of how awful you feel bc your toddler did something super cute
  3. Realized the desire for "fun" has been replaced by the desire to feel halfway functional
  4. Made a box of mac n cheese "for your toddler" then ate 3/4 of it yourself
  5. Woke up on a second trimester morning after a rare good night sleep -- and felt like SUPERWOMAN
  6. Breathed a huge sigh of relief when your bump finally started to look like a bump and not like you ate too many burritos
  7. A random person helped you in public bc they see you with your belly and your toddler and think "That woman could use a hand"
  8. Sat your toddler on your lap then had to shift him off to the side because your bump is now in the way
  9. Wondered how on earth your are going to wake up in the night to breastfeed and then wake up to chase a toddler
  10. Wondered how your kids are going to get along
  11. Looked back fondly on the pregnancy when you were JUST sick and not sick and dead tired
  12. Woke up and counted the hours until you can go back to sleep
  13. Developed a new awe and respect for mothers everywhere
  14. Sat your toddler in front of the TV more often than you said you would
  15. Glared at husband for suggesting <insert food that makes you nauseous> for dinner
  16. Let your toddler play with pens (or do something else you probably shouldn't let him do) bc you're just too tired to do anything about it
  17. Wished you liked your maternity clothes more than you do
  18. Prayed you'll be less sick than last time. Was deeply disappointed
  19. Looked at your toddler and marveled that there will soon be TWO people you love THAT MUCH in that particular way
  20. Wished more of your coworkers were parents
  21. Went to bed before 8:00pm
  22. Napped while your toddler napped
  23. Wondered if it is safe to drive when you are this tired
  24. Sneezed and peed. Multiple times. In one day.