Sat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredWent tobedbefore8:00pmBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Realized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Wondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Developed anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredWent tobedbefore8:00pmBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Realized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Wondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Developed anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhere

Toddler Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sat your toddler in front of the TV more often than you said you would
  2. Drank maybe a little maybe a lot more coffee than last time
  3. Looked back fondly on the pregnancy when you were JUST sick and not sick and dead tired
  4. Let your toddler play with pens (or do something else you probably shouldn't let him do) bc you're just too tired to do anything about it
  5. Wondered if it is safe to drive when you are this tired
  6. Went to bed before 8:00pm
  7. Breathed a huge sigh of relief when your bump finally started to look like a bump and not like you ate too many burritos
  8. Sneezed and peed. Multiple times. In one day.
  9. Realized the desire for "fun" has been replaced by the desire to feel halfway functional
  10. Wished you liked your maternity clothes more than you do
  11. Prayed you'll be less sick than last time. Was deeply disappointed
  12. Woke up on a second trimester morning after a rare good night sleep -- and felt like SUPERWOMAN
  13. A random person helped you in public bc they see you with your belly and your toddler and think "That woman could use a hand"
  14. Wondered how on earth your are going to wake up in the night to breastfeed and then wake up to chase a toddler
  15. Looked at your toddler and marveled that there will soon be TWO people you love THAT MUCH in that particular way
  16. Woke up and counted the hours until you can go back to sleep
  17. Made a box of mac n cheese "for your toddler" then ate 3/4 of it yourself
  18. Wondered how your kids are going to get along
  19. Glared at husband for suggesting <insert food that makes you nauseous> for dinner
  20. Wished more of your coworkers were parents
  21. Smiled or laughed in spite of how awful you feel bc your toddler did something super cute
  22. Napped while your toddler napped
  23. Sat your toddler on your lap then had to shift him off to the side because your bump is now in the way
  24. Developed a new awe and respect for mothers everywhere