Looked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Glared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Wishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Let your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itWent tobedbefore8:00pmLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayBreathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Glared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Wishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Let your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itWent tobedbefore8:00pm

Toddler Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Looked back fondly on the pregnancy when you were JUST sick and not sick and dead tired
  2. Sat your toddler in front of the TV more often than you said you would
  3. Wondered if it is safe to drive when you are this tired
  4. Realized the desire for "fun" has been replaced by the desire to feel halfway functional
  5. Drank maybe a little maybe a lot more coffee than last time
  6. Smiled or laughed in spite of how awful you feel bc your toddler did something super cute
  7. Woke up and counted the hours until you can go back to sleep
  8. Woke up on a second trimester morning after a rare good night sleep -- and felt like SUPERWOMAN
  9. Looked at your toddler and marveled that there will soon be TWO people you love THAT MUCH in that particular way
  10. Breathed a huge sigh of relief when your bump finally started to look like a bump and not like you ate too many burritos
  11. A random person helped you in public bc they see you with your belly and your toddler and think "That woman could use a hand"
  12. Glared at husband for suggesting <insert food that makes you nauseous> for dinner
  13. Napped while your toddler napped
  14. Sat your toddler on your lap then had to shift him off to the side because your bump is now in the way
  15. Wished more of your coworkers were parents
  16. Developed a new awe and respect for mothers everywhere
  17. Wished you liked your maternity clothes more than you do
  18. Wondered how on earth your are going to wake up in the night to breastfeed and then wake up to chase a toddler
  19. Prayed you'll be less sick than last time. Was deeply disappointed
  20. Made a box of mac n cheese "for your toddler" then ate 3/4 of it yourself
  21. Wondered how your kids are going to get along
  22. Sneezed and peed. Multiple times. In one day.
  23. Let your toddler play with pens (or do something else you probably shouldn't let him do) bc you're just too tired to do anything about it
  24. Went to bed before 8:00pm