Wondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayWent tobedbefore8:00pmSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Wonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Breathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Woke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayWent tobedbefore8:00pmSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Wonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Breathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Woke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteNappedwhile yourtoddlernapped

Toddler Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Wondered if it is safe to drive when you are this tired
  2. Wished you liked your maternity clothes more than you do
  3. Looked back fondly on the pregnancy when you were JUST sick and not sick and dead tired
  4. Sat your toddler in front of the TV more often than you said you would
  5. Made a box of mac n cheese "for your toddler" then ate 3/4 of it yourself
  6. Wondered how on earth your are going to wake up in the night to breastfeed and then wake up to chase a toddler
  7. Woke up and counted the hours until you can go back to sleep
  8. Looked at your toddler and marveled that there will soon be TWO people you love THAT MUCH in that particular way
  9. Went to bed before 8:00pm
  10. Sat your toddler on your lap then had to shift him off to the side because your bump is now in the way
  11. Wondered how your kids are going to get along
  12. Prayed you'll be less sick than last time. Was deeply disappointed
  13. Developed a new awe and respect for mothers everywhere
  14. Realized the desire for "fun" has been replaced by the desire to feel halfway functional
  15. Glared at husband for suggesting <insert food that makes you nauseous> for dinner
  16. Let your toddler play with pens (or do something else you probably shouldn't let him do) bc you're just too tired to do anything about it
  17. A random person helped you in public bc they see you with your belly and your toddler and think "That woman could use a hand"
  18. Breathed a huge sigh of relief when your bump finally started to look like a bump and not like you ate too many burritos
  19. Sneezed and peed. Multiple times. In one day.
  20. Woke up on a second trimester morning after a rare good night sleep -- and felt like SUPERWOMAN
  21. Wished more of your coworkers were parents
  22. Drank maybe a little maybe a lot more coffee than last time
  23. Smiled or laughed in spite of how awful you feel bc your toddler did something super cute
  24. Napped while your toddler napped