Prayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedWent tobedbefore8:00pmWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Looked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Wished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Breathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedWent tobedbefore8:00pmWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Looked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Wished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteSat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Breathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANNappedwhile yourtoddlernappedWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parents

Toddler Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Prayed you'll be less sick than last time. Was deeply disappointed
  2. Went to bed before 8:00pm
  3. Wondered how your kids are going to get along
  4. Sneezed and peed. Multiple times. In one day.
  5. Looked at your toddler and marveled that there will soon be TWO people you love THAT MUCH in that particular way
  6. Developed a new awe and respect for mothers everywhere
  7. A random person helped you in public bc they see you with your belly and your toddler and think "That woman could use a hand"
  8. Wished you liked your maternity clothes more than you do
  9. Looked back fondly on the pregnancy when you were JUST sick and not sick and dead tired
  10. Realized the desire for "fun" has been replaced by the desire to feel halfway functional
  11. Smiled or laughed in spite of how awful you feel bc your toddler did something super cute
  12. Sat your toddler on your lap then had to shift him off to the side because your bump is now in the way
  13. Breathed a huge sigh of relief when your bump finally started to look like a bump and not like you ate too many burritos
  14. Drank maybe a little maybe a lot more coffee than last time
  15. Made a box of mac n cheese "for your toddler" then ate 3/4 of it yourself
  16. Wondered how on earth your are going to wake up in the night to breastfeed and then wake up to chase a toddler
  17. Sat your toddler in front of the TV more often than you said you would
  18. Woke up and counted the hours until you can go back to sleep
  19. Let your toddler play with pens (or do something else you probably shouldn't let him do) bc you're just too tired to do anything about it
  20. Woke up on a second trimester morning after a rare good night sleep -- and felt like SUPERWOMAN
  21. Napped while your toddler napped
  22. Wondered if it is safe to drive when you are this tired
  23. Glared at husband for suggesting <insert food that makes you nauseous> for dinner
  24. Wished more of your coworkers were parents