Smiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Nappedwhile yourtoddlernappedWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeWent tobedbefore8:00pmLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Sat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Breathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhereSmiled or laughedin spite of howawful you feel bcyour toddler didsomething supercuteWoke up on asecond trimestermorning after arare good nightsleep -- and feltlikeSUPERWOMANRealized thedesire for "fun"has been replacedby the desire tofeel halfwayfunctionalMade a box ofmac n cheese"for yourtoddler" thenate 3/4 of ityourselfPrayed you'llbe less sickthan last time.Was deeplydisappointedA random personhelped you in publicbc they see you withyour bellyand your toddler andthink "That womancould use a hand"Nappedwhile yourtoddlernappedWondered if itis safe to drivewhen you arethistiredLooked backfondly on thepregnancy whenyou were JUSTsick and not sickand dead tiredWished youliked yourmaternityclothes morethan you doLooked at yourtoddler and marveledthat there will soonbe TWO people youlove THAT MUCH inthat particular wayWondered how onearth your are goingto wake up in thenight to breastfeedand then wake upto chase a toddlerWonderedhow yourkids aregoing to getalongSat your toddlerin front of the TVmore often thanyou said youwouldDrank maybea little maybea lot morecoffee thanlast timeWent tobedbefore8:00pmLet your toddler playwith pens (or dosomething else youprobably shouldn't lethim do) bc you're justtoo tired to doanything about itSneezedand peed.Multipletimes.In one day. Sat your toddleron your lap thenhad to shift him offto the sidebecauseyour bump is nowin the way Breathed a huge sighof relief when yourbump finally startedto look like a bumpand not like you atetoo many burritosGlared at husbandfor suggesting<insert food thatmakes younauseous> fordinnerWoke up andcounted thehours untilyou can goback to sleepWishedmore of yourcoworkerswere parentsDeveloped anew aweand respectfor motherseverywhere

Toddler Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Smiled or laughed in spite of how awful you feel bc your toddler did something super cute
  2. Woke up on a second trimester morning after a rare good night sleep -- and felt like SUPERWOMAN
  3. Realized the desire for "fun" has been replaced by the desire to feel halfway functional
  4. Made a box of mac n cheese "for your toddler" then ate 3/4 of it yourself
  5. Prayed you'll be less sick than last time. Was deeply disappointed
  6. A random person helped you in public bc they see you with your belly and your toddler and think "That woman could use a hand"
  7. Napped while your toddler napped
  8. Wondered if it is safe to drive when you are this tired
  9. Looked back fondly on the pregnancy when you were JUST sick and not sick and dead tired
  10. Wished you liked your maternity clothes more than you do
  11. Looked at your toddler and marveled that there will soon be TWO people you love THAT MUCH in that particular way
  12. Wondered how on earth your are going to wake up in the night to breastfeed and then wake up to chase a toddler
  13. Wondered how your kids are going to get along
  14. Sat your toddler in front of the TV more often than you said you would
  15. Drank maybe a little maybe a lot more coffee than last time
  16. Went to bed before 8:00pm
  17. Let your toddler play with pens (or do something else you probably shouldn't let him do) bc you're just too tired to do anything about it
  18. Sneezed and peed. Multiple times. In one day.
  19. Sat your toddler on your lap then had to shift him off to the side because your bump is now in the way
  20. Breathed a huge sigh of relief when your bump finally started to look like a bump and not like you ate too many burritos
  21. Glared at husband for suggesting <insert food that makes you nauseous> for dinner
  22. Woke up and counted the hours until you can go back to sleep
  23. Wished more of your coworkers were parents
  24. Developed a new awe and respect for mothers everywhere