Actually it's nice Written recipe on screen Chops with scissors As you can see/Can you see?/You can't see Depressing intro No seasoning at all Wrong utensil Diet Coke Uses knife like a saw Too spicy Lighting changes Doesn't know how long it takes/uses oven for 10 mins Oofah Doofah Spills food/ water Precarious chopping Inhales through gritted teeth Threaten/ Argue with Lee My/ Kay's way Can't taste ___/ ___ tastes like ___ Burnt food ...or whatever he/I said Camera on a slant Too much/ raw flour Egg shell Changes/ questions recipe Doing stuff off camera Adds ingredients too quickly Trees Washed meat Zoom in Kneads dough by patting it Taste test psych-out Not looking forward to this/Actually quite nice Argues with/talks to food Flavours Struggles with hob Lee can't have cheese/I love cheese Pan/Dish too small Get my teeth in Long pause with only food cooking Too wet/ too dry Mentions mum/dad Forgets what she's cooking Argues with fans/previous comments Scraping metal on non-stick pan Need a sharper knife Doesn't know metric Over/ Under cooked Too many utensils Repeats something immediately Google/ It says Marge Adds random H to beginning of a word Bought new pan/ utensil Dessert spoon Shoutout Oil is not touching the food being fried Explains that her hob isn't the same as yours Seals pastry by glazing Chest infection/ hoarse voice Mentions/ shows dog Lumpy/ not well mixed Incorrect cooking method Iron Maiden Shirt Kicks tripod Phone notifications Making excuses Adds food to cold pan/ unmelted fat Actually it's nice Written recipe on screen Chops with scissors As you can see/Can you see?/You can't see Depressing intro No seasoning at all Wrong utensil Diet Coke Uses knife like a saw Too spicy Lighting changes Doesn't know how long it takes/uses oven for 10 mins Oofah Doofah Spills food/ water Precarious chopping Inhales through gritted teeth Threaten/ Argue with Lee My/ Kay's way Can't taste ___/ ___ tastes like ___ Burnt food ...or whatever he/I said Camera on a slant Too much/ raw flour Egg shell Changes/ questions recipe Doing stuff off camera Adds ingredients too quickly Trees Washed meat Zoom in Kneads dough by patting it Taste test psych-out Not looking forward to this/Actually quite nice Argues with/talks to food Flavours Struggles with hob Lee can't have cheese/I love cheese Pan/Dish too small Get my teeth in Long pause with only food cooking Too wet/ too dry Mentions mum/dad Forgets what she's cooking Argues with fans/previous comments Scraping metal on non-stick pan Need a sharper knife Doesn't know metric Over/ Under cooked Too many utensils Repeats something immediately Google/ It says Marge Adds random H to beginning of a word Bought new pan/ utensil Dessert spoon Shoutout Oil is not touching the food being fried Explains that her hob isn't the same as yours Seals pastry by glazing Chest infection/ hoarse voice Mentions/ shows dog Lumpy/ not well mixed Incorrect cooking method Iron Maiden Shirt Kicks tripod Phone notifications Making excuses Adds food to cold pan/ unmelted fat
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Actually it's nice
Written recipe on screen
Chops with scissors
As you can see/Can you see?/You can't see
Depressing intro
No seasoning at all
Wrong utensil
Diet Coke
Uses knife like a saw
Too spicy
Lighting changes
Doesn't know how long it takes/uses oven for 10 mins
Oofah Doofah
Spills food/
water
Precarious chopping
Inhales through gritted teeth
Threaten/ Argue with Lee
My/
Kay's way
Can't taste ___/
___ tastes like ___
Burnt food
...or whatever he/I said
Camera on a slant
Too much/ raw flour
Egg shell
Changes/ questions recipe
Doing stuff off camera
Adds ingredients too quickly
Trees
Washed meat
Zoom in
Kneads dough by patting it
Taste test psych-out
Not looking forward to this/Actually quite nice
Argues with/talks to food
Flavours
Struggles with hob
Lee can't have cheese/I love cheese
Pan/Dish too small
Get my teeth in
Long pause with only food cooking
Too wet/ too dry
Mentions mum/dad
Forgets what she's cooking
Argues with fans/previous comments
Scraping metal on non-stick pan
Need a sharper knife
Doesn't know metric
Over/
Under cooked
Too many utensils
Repeats something immediately
Google/
It says
Marge
Adds random H to beginning of a word
Bought new pan/ utensil
Dessert spoon
Shoutout
Oil is not touching the food being fried
Explains that her hob isn't the same as yours
Seals pastry by glazing
Chest infection/
hoarse voice
Mentions/ shows dog
Lumpy/ not well mixed
Incorrect cooking method
Iron Maiden Shirt
Kicks tripod
Phone notifications
Making excuses
Adds food to cold pan/ unmelted fat
