Local Sailing Master Runs Over Abomination "I'm stuck!" Dies a heroic, noble death "Ssstop it!!" "HUFKJFASDF" [aka The Deathsquito Noise] Stabbing with great abandon Wrong portal "I'm a professional" Frickin' Frank! "What was I doing?" "Hey buddy!" [affectionate] Spontaneous song "Ooh berries" Dies a silly, completely preventable death [deeply offended] "HELLO??" Bonk! "Ooh mushrooms" [taking no/minimal damage] "Owwwww!!" "Ahh, nuts" Bloop "Ramming speed!!!" "Technical term" [You are being hunted] Audience takes psychic damage "That's just not cricket" Doo- doo- doo "That's cheating!!!" "I've played this game before" "Ooh fishy" "What was I talking about?" "I know words" "Hey buddy!" [planning murder] "Nobody laugh." "Doing stuff with the things at the place" "Because of who I am as a person" "I don't LIKE it!" "Because reasons" Laughs way too hard at own terrible joke Local Sailing Master Runs Over Abomination "I'm stuck!" Dies a heroic, noble death "Ssstop it!!" "HUFKJFASDF" [aka The Deathsquito Noise] Stabbing with great abandon Wrong portal "I'm a professional" Frickin' Frank! "What was I doing?" "Hey buddy!" [affectionate] Spontaneous song "Ooh berries" Dies a silly, completely preventable death [deeply offended] "HELLO??" Bonk! "Ooh mushrooms" [taking no/minimal damage] "Owwwww!!" "Ahh, nuts" Bloop "Ramming speed!!!" "Technical term" [You are being hunted] Audience takes psychic damage "That's just not cricket" Doo- doo- doo "That's cheating!!!" "I've played this game before" "Ooh fishy" "What was I talking about?" "I know words" "Hey buddy!" [planning murder] "Nobody laugh." "Doing stuff with the things at the place" "Because of who I am as a person" "I don't LIKE it!" "Because reasons" Laughs way too hard at own terrible joke
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
Local Sailing Master Runs Over Abomination
"I'm stuck!"
Dies a heroic, noble death
"Ssstop it!!"
"HUFKJFASDF" [aka The Deathsquito Noise]
Stabbing with great abandon
Wrong portal
"I'm a professional"
Frickin' Frank!
"What was I doing?"
"Hey buddy!" [affectionate]
Spontaneous song
"Ooh berries"
Dies a silly, completely preventable death
[deeply offended] "HELLO??"
Bonk!
"Ooh mushrooms"
[taking no/minimal damage] "Owwwww!!"
"Ahh, nuts"
Bloop
"Ramming speed!!!"
"Technical term"
[You are being hunted]
Audience takes psychic damage
"That's just not cricket"
Doo-doo-doo
"That's cheating!!!"
"I've played this game before"
"Ooh fishy"
"What was I talking about?"
"I know words"
"Hey buddy!" [planning murder]
"Nobody laugh."
"Doing stuff with the things at the place"
"Because of who I am as a person"
"I don't LIKE it!"
"Because reasons"
Laughs way too hard at own terrible joke