CATCHING UPWITH FRIENDSMEANSCOMPARINGHEALTHISSUESHAVECONSIDEREDMOVING TOSOMEWHEREWARMENJOYSFOXNEWSEAR & NOSEHAIR GROWSFASTER THANTHE HAIR ONYOUR HEADMUSIC FROM“YOUR TIME” ISNOW PLAYED INTHE WAITINGROOM AT THEDOCTORCAN’T NAMEANYCURRENTPOPULARMUSIC ARTISTTHINK10PMIS LATEHAVE YOUROWNMEDICALSUPPLYCOMPANY INTHE GARAGESTILL FIGUREOUT HOW TOUSEPHONE/LAPTOPGETANNOYEDABOUTREMAKESOF MOVIESHAVE SAIDTHEPHRASE,“KIDS THESEDAYS…”CONCERNEDABOUTDAILY FIBERINTAKECAN’T FINDTHE TVREMOTEMULTIPLETIMES A WEEKFAN OFHISTORICALDRAMASINCREASEDTHE FONTSIZE ONYOURPHONELIVINGROOMFURNITUREALLMATCHESEXCITEDABOUT GOINGTO THEGROCERYSTORETHINKDINNER AT4 SOUNDSPRETTYGOODTAKE 5 ORMOREPRESCRIPTIONMEDICINESFEELSTIFFFOR NOREASONTHE ONLYGROANINGNOISES YOUMAKE IN BEDARE BECAUSEOF YOUR BADBACKHAVE AKIDOLDERTHAN 35THINKDOCTORS/POLICE/TEACHERS LOOKYOUNG ENOUGHTO BE IN HIGHSCHOOLWEARCLOTHINGWITH“ADDITIONALSUPPORT”CATCHING UPWITH FRIENDSMEANSCOMPARINGHEALTHISSUESHAVECONSIDEREDMOVING TOSOMEWHEREWARMENJOYSFOXNEWSEAR & NOSEHAIR GROWSFASTER THANTHE HAIR ONYOUR HEADMUSIC FROM“YOUR TIME” ISNOW PLAYED INTHE WAITINGROOM AT THEDOCTORCAN’T NAMEANYCURRENTPOPULARMUSIC ARTISTTHINK10PMIS LATEHAVE YOUROWNMEDICALSUPPLYCOMPANY INTHE GARAGESTILL FIGUREOUT HOW TOUSEPHONE/LAPTOPGETANNOYEDABOUTREMAKESOF MOVIESHAVE SAIDTHEPHRASE,“KIDS THESEDAYS…”CONCERNEDABOUTDAILY FIBERINTAKECAN’T FINDTHE TVREMOTEMULTIPLETIMES A WEEKFAN OFHISTORICALDRAMASINCREASEDTHE FONTSIZE ONYOURPHONELIVINGROOMFURNITUREALLMATCHESEXCITEDABOUT GOINGTO THEGROCERYSTORETHINKDINNER AT4 SOUNDSPRETTYGOODTAKE 5 ORMOREPRESCRIPTIONMEDICINESFEELSTIFFFOR NOREASONTHE ONLYGROANINGNOISES YOUMAKE IN BEDARE BECAUSEOF YOUR BADBACKHAVE AKIDOLDERTHAN 35THINKDOCTORS/POLICE/TEACHERS LOOKYOUNG ENOUGHTO BE IN HIGHSCHOOLWEARCLOTHINGWITH“ADDITIONALSUPPORT”

Old Man Birthday Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. CATCHING UP WITH FRIENDS MEANS COMPARING HEALTH ISSUES
  2. HAVE CONSIDERED MOVING TO SOMEWHERE WARM
  3. ENJOYS FOX NEWS
  4. EAR & NOSE HAIR GROWS FASTER THAN THE HAIR ON YOUR HEAD
  5. MUSIC FROM “YOUR TIME” IS NOW PLAYED IN THE WAITING ROOM AT THE DOCTOR
  6. CAN’T NAME ANY CURRENT POPULAR MUSIC ARTIST
  7. THINK 10PM IS LATE
  8. HAVE YOUR OWN MEDICAL SUPPLY COMPANY IN THE GARAGE
  9. STILL FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE PHONE/LAPTOP
  10. GET ANNOYED ABOUT REMAKES OF MOVIES
  11. HAVE SAID THE PHRASE, “KIDS THESE DAYS…”
  12. CONCERNED ABOUT DAILY FIBER INTAKE
  13. CAN’T FIND THE TV REMOTE MULTIPLE TIMES A WEEK
  14. FAN OF HISTORICAL DRAMAS
  15. INCREASED THE FONT SIZE ON YOUR PHONE
  16. LIVING ROOM FURNITURE ALL MATCHES
  17. EXCITED ABOUT GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE
  18. THINK DINNER AT 4 SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD
  19. TAKE 5 OR MORE PRESCRIPTION MEDICINES
  20. FEEL STIFF FOR NO REASON
  21. THE ONLY GROANING NOISES YOU MAKE IN BED ARE BECAUSE OF YOUR BAD BACK
  22. HAVE A KID OLDER THAN 35
  23. THINK DOCTORS/POLICE/ TEACHERS LOOK YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE IN HIGH SCHOOL
  24. WEAR CLOTHING WITH “ADDITIONAL SUPPORT”